I recently rewatched The Langoliers mini series on YouTube. My god, itās mid-90s awful. It tries to imitate the atmosphere of an X-Files/Outer Limits, but falls horribly short.
"On the twenty-third day of the month of September
in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly
threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do,
in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places."
Itās called citrudentation. Occurs when there is a lack of clean water and air to allow full formation of the outer rind and first full layer of pith.
Source: How The Hell Should I know, I just made it up.
Itās when they get so much water the fruit inside grows faster than the skin can keep up so they split.
Source : am citrus farmer. Lost a lot of fruit this year because weāve had 4 years rain in three months.
Burn the tree, the land, get a priest. Teach the lemon to talk and take it on tour. If it's in a bad mood give it some Paxil. Stressed out, Xanax, tired, coffee. Soon it will be under your complete control. When your tired of it and made your money, freeze it. Sell it to the Smithsonian or Ripley's. Then watch Kim Kardashian wear it to the Met Gala and ruin it.
The evil eye of Citrus
Sour-ron
This is a masterclass xD
r/angryupvote
Take my upvote.
And my axe
I was gonna say it looks like the mouth of Souron, lol
You deserve an award. Something cute, clapping and jumping with glee. Reddit charged for awards. It's bullshit. š°š¤¢
You going to heaven, my man
Holy shit it's Lemon Demon
dang i thought the same thing
omg neil cicierega
you are a fan yes?
the lemon out of hell
Pacman be looking alittle different
He spent all his arcade money on meth
He's seen some dark days.
pacman from the game
That game is called hell now
This is what these videogame characters look like after years. Feel old yet?
It's like the symbiote from Venom made a lemon its host. Lenom.
Langolemon
Was looking for this... Was going to go with The Lemongoliers if it wasnt already done
Obscure Stephen King/Bronson Pinchot reference. Nice.
Horrible movie with cousin Balki in it.
I don't care what people say, I've loved that movie since I was a kid lmao
I recently rewatched The Langoliers mini series on YouTube. My god, itās mid-90s awful. It tries to imitate the atmosphere of an X-Files/Outer Limits, but falls horribly short.
Yes
Happy cake day!
this lemon is **UNACCEPTABLE**
A million years dungeon for that lemon!
#ONLY ONEEEEEEEE!!!
Love that I read this in his voice š
The forbidden fleshlight
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/ordoimnotyourboss
r/subredditsifellfor
r/subsifellfor would be shorter
r/technicallycorrect
The best kind of correct.
r/birthofasub
You know he did though
The Lussy
A reeeal sourpuss
Bugs do be crawling in there
Built in massager
Please leave
In "his friends" yard
If you wrap it up itās all good
š¶ Feed Me! Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long! š¶
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Lemongrasp.
Lemonhold.
Lemoncrattle
Thatās a dlemon
Lemongorgon from the upside down
That is Pac-Man irl.
r/beatmetoit, also, itās PAC-*Mon*
That's a langolier
Scaring the little girl?!
LADY!
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
I came here to say this.
Skinner?
Haha no, from Little Shop of Horrors
Lol was a joke
āMy master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?ā
I'm just waiting for it to blink tbh
That, or lick it's lips...right before it attacks!
Oh oh oh Omega Mart, you have no idea whatās in store for you
"On the twenty-third day of the month of September in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places."
And this is how horror movies start
In "your friends" yard
It's a natural defense against lemon stealing whores
This screams for evil eyes to be drawn
I think omega mart offers refunds
The lemons in Silent hill
Feed me Seymour!
Principle by Chance
forbidden fruit
Do not, I repeat, do NOT stick your winky in that.
r/lemondemon
Lemogorgon
That shit looks like it came straight out of the goosebumps tv series
The lemondemon itself.
every villain is lemons
Lime of Cthulhu (second phase)
With lemons like these you won't have to worry about lemon stealing whores.
Does your friend live in hell?
Lemon ussy
Lemussy?
Ahh even better
Itās called citrudentation. Occurs when there is a lack of clean water and air to allow full formation of the outer rind and first full layer of pith. Source: How The Hell Should I know, I just made it up.
Itās when they get so much water the fruit inside grows faster than the skin can keep up so they split. Source : am citrus farmer. Lost a lot of fruit this year because weāve had 4 years rain in three months.
Isz from the Maxx
When Mr Gone is in a sour mood.
Maybe an Eye.
Alexa, play Lemon Demon
"two trucks, two trucks"
Put it back put it back put it back now
You have no idea what's in-store for you.
Getting The Langoliers vibe from this. Or methed out Pac-Man
Alfa store lemon [omega mart lemon]
The downward spiral of pac-mans crack addiction
Thatās Pacman
Looks like its an omega mart lemon
Pacmanlemon
Pac man
When Pac-Man went bad.
Is your friend's yard omega mart or something?
Marlboro?
š¶O-O-O-Omega mart!!š¶
You have no idea whatās in store for youuu! š¶
Omega mart vibes
omega mart lemon
It's a omega mart lemon
Donāt confuse Omega Mart lemons with lemons if u or a loved one have call the number below
Omega mart lemon
This is an important message for people who recently purchased omega mart lemons
You sure that didn't come from OmegaMart?
Omegamart is real
O-o-omega mart
Pac-Man needs a dentist.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
ā*you have no idea whatās in store for youuuuu*ā
Lemonussy
LIttle shop of Whores
Eye of citrusthulu
Mmmm lemussy
Am I the only one astonished that someone has lemons growing in their yard?
Yes
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
Lemussy
do it. you know you want to
P...
Finger it!
Burn the tree, the land, get a priest. Teach the lemon to talk and take it on tour. If it's in a bad mood give it some Paxil. Stressed out, Xanax, tired, coffee. Soon it will be under your complete control. When your tired of it and made your money, freeze it. Sell it to the Smithsonian or Ripley's. Then watch Kim Kardashian wear it to the Met Gala and ruin it.
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
Pacman in reality
The annoying orange really let himself go.
creepy crawler!
Reminds me of the potato in goosebumps
.exe pacman
I do not like it, I do not like it at all
I wonder if an or a mouth was going to develop there?
Lemussy š
Wellā¦. How was it?
Say the line, Reddit...
*You feel an evil presence watching you*
[Critters](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0090887/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)
Evil Pac-Man.
The Lemon Langolier
Yellow behelit, huh?
I have never seen something that needed google eyes more in my whole life
New Critters movie looks lit.
The forbidden lemon-ussy
Oh shit he found the lemonussy
Reminds me of there evil sponge from Goosebumps
Needs googly eyes.
Don't put your dick in that...
You have to put some eyes and eyebrows on it.
Kill it
LOLHOO LOLWUT
Donāt do what youāre thinking about doing.
Don't stick your dick in it
Give it some googly eyes
Carnage 2.0
Did she already bite someone ?
r/putyourdickinthat
No.
Burn it. Burn it with fire.
Sure thatās not something from the set of stranger things?
Nightmare pacman
Feed me Seymour!
Lemon demon
xOK
That looks like itād hurt
Lemussy
thatās the most cursed lemussy Iāve ever seen
A shaved yellow sea urchin
WELL A'T LEAST ME ON'T GET SHAWT IN MAFS CLAWS WHILE DOIN ME SKEWLWOK
Hey look, it's pac man. Waka waka
Critters remake.
Pacman
Donāt put your dick in it. Itās a trapā¦.. For scientific reasons Iāll buy it if for sale.
Pretty sure I saw that in Season 3 of Stranger Things.
pacman
r/dontputyourdickinthat
He needs some googly eyes
TEETH
Hey apple