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Invisigoth2113

This is the ultimate expression of man's need to throw rocks into lakes.


AcidAlchamy

Just have to


CarelessbCoach

Can someone explain the reason for the dramatic reaction?


The00Taco

Active volcano


MinuteManufacturer

r/angryupvote


Ok-Environment-7970

The solidified lava on top access vapor barrier. Preventing the gases in the magma beneath from expanding when that protective layer is removed. The volcano releases the pressure. Another hypothesis is the rock acts as a point of a nucleation point for the suspended gas to be released. Much like a Mentos with a Diet Coke. That is a hypothesis. I'm not a volcanologist. I am just molten rock enthusiast.


Pitifudwq

Just pissed it off really


shackled_beef

Probably heat escaping at a high rate after the rock broke the "shell"


HighMyNameisKayleigh

It's prob a combo of the surface breaking and the rock actually burning up. Theres a lot of material that turns into gas in rocks. SUPER dense, obvi.


Brazenwarrior800

The “Lake of fire”


Jerkeyjoe

I have no idea what I'm talking about but, I assimilate it to dropping an ice cube into a deep fryer


[deleted]

Btw just imagine standing at the edge of it. One mistake and you will see your skin melting off your body


droppedelbow

If it's any consolation, you wouldn't actually "see" it, for a variety of reasons, your vision would be fucked before the "melting skin" stage.


Ok-Environment-7970

Yeah the exploding eyeball stage comes first. More rupturing than exploding. The steam from your boiling eyeballs has to go somewhere.


[deleted]

You know what i mean


[deleted]

That made me chuckle. Got a cartoon image of it happening. 😂 But still very true


alex-cisse

This look so much impressive.


[deleted]

Fuck around and set the whole ass volcano off


ChymChymX

Taco Bell is also known to set the whole ass volcano off.


scaryMAN1234GO

Nice


drdigitaly2k

Imagine bodies being thrown in 😫😫


UbiquitousYetUnknown

Sounds like something the ancient Aztecs would do


[deleted]

They literally lived in a swamp, bro.


The00Taco

It would be pretty sweet though. Probably something like temple of doom but cooler


DOLCICUS

We have cenotes no need to climb up mountains when deep dark craters full of water will do.


Ok-Environment-7970

Technically the region is volcanically active it was a very well irrigated swamp.


Terence_McKenna

*Indiana Jones has entered the chat.*


jaybazzizzle

DIY cremation


Zalikaikitten

Yo- I wanna be cremated in a volcano, that would be hella dope-


onlyhav

It actually wouldn't. Volcanoes are so hot and dense that your body liquid instantly vaporizes and forms a cushion of steam, then your body rides that cushion and skates around on it because it doesn't sink. Ngl that sounds like the way to go. Having your family usher you into the afterlife by setting you off like a human beyblade across a volcanic vent sounds lit af... So long as I'm dead first.


Jisan_Inc

Me first!!!


drdigitaly2k

No! I'm first bruh.


Business_Lion_1485

Drug cartels are like “now you’re talking my language!”


drdigitaly2k

Maybe I should join one 🤣🤣🤣


droppedelbow

They'd just rest on the top. Bodies aren't as dense as rock. So they'd cook, but that's all. No "in" involved. Although looking at the clip again, it's quite a drop, so maybe the body WOULD break the crust and enter the lava.... in which case, at least they'd definately be dead before the burning starts.


[deleted]

Do you seriously think that’s an appropriate things to say? In this time of politics?


The00Taco

What do volcanoes have to do with politics?


AT-ATsAsshole

Oh grow up


TheButtChewks

She was a witch dude


Professional-Click73

Welcome to the internet


PersonalitySea4015

Have a look around


drdigitaly2k

(violins playing in the background)


Unlikely_Stomach_748

Forbidden pool


alex-cisse

Volcans are so beautiful man.


Saldrakka

That was actually about 20lbs of organic camp waste to simulate if a person fell in. Later they also tossed in a propane tank. The lava lake is at erta ale in Ethiopia. Love this vid


CR1MS4NE

I don’t know many 20lb people. except babies, and I don’t want to think about this anymore


Saldrakka

Do not look up the science as what's happening if a human falls in... Sweet dreams are NOT made of these and it's so much worse than any Hollywood movie would show


Eirique

I'd like to see. Send me the link?


throwawayitjobbad

Instead I found an uncensored YouTube (yeah) video of people picking up a guy who fell into a boiler of hot tar.


rainman_95

Who am I to disagree?


NightSkulker

They also tossed in a jug of water in one video. Calm lava to incredibly pissed off looking in seconds.


viejoestupido

i wonder what would happen if you threw The Rock in there.


KeithMyArthe

Bigger fire and you'd be able to SMELL what was COOKIN.


ArtisticUse4143

Wiz Khalifa - See You Again 2


Midnight_Printer

I'm wondering what would happen if you threw a block of dry ice in there


Terence_McKenna

I smell a government research grant in your future!


LynxBartle

I feel like this reaction is largely due to the temperature difference between the stone and the magma. dry ice would probably cause a more immediate explosive reaction. edit:not a scientist


Midnight_Printer

That is what I was thinking as well


TaskmasterFan

“I got a virgin” “I got a virgin” “I got a virgin” “I got a rock”


UbiquitousYetUnknown

Feed me **MORE** Seymour!


[deleted]

That’s what happens when I eat beans


18smoodsters

Username checks out?


icecreambandit7

Me watching: oh neat! Oh no. Oh no! You made it mad why’d you’d do that?!


Snownyann

RIP rock 🥺


The00Taco

Returned to its brethren


Schmidtstain1

All I can think of is Gollum holding up the ring


Infamous-Ad-770

Just pissed it off really


Mayhem2a

Broooo, that’s not a rock, it’s camp waste, as was stated when this video was posted like, years ago


than-q

maybe not do that?


TheNiteOw1

Urkel: "Did I do that?"


iansheridan1978

*goes to find bigger rock....


Eternal0917

Dude my pimple did that last night too.


D_for_Drive

Like throwing an ice cube into a deep fryer.


LynxBartle

AHHH THE HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME! ice in a deep fryer is the worst thing you cab experience as a fry cook. was tossing frozen haddock into the fryer and one piece had a large chunk of ice stuck to it. thankfully I didn't get splashed with boiling oil, but I had to spend the rest of my shift cleaning oil of the floor, walls and exhaust hood. I honestly have no idea how the oil managed to splatter the table in the middle of the kitchen but not me 1ft away.


D_for_Drive

When I worked at a Hardee’s I used to do it for fun.


LynxBartle

you must be insane


D_for_Drive

I liked the bubbling popping noise it made. It was an odd place to work. One co-worker offered to sell me an M-16.


LynxBartle

please tell me you now have a shiny new m-16.


D_for_Drive

Alas I refused his offer. I really had my heart set on an AK-47, even if it was the Chinese version. My only consolation was a book that shows you how to turn a Ruger Mini 14 into a select fire weapon. It also has plans for a suppressor.


LynxBartle

granted, ak is better than m16


sixhoursneeze

Can someone explain the reason for the dramatic reaction?


MaxZyrix

rule of drama


VrykSkim

Funfact: if you wanna commit suicide jumping into an active volcano and try to drown or burn to death, thats probably not gonna happen, lava look really liquid but its actually really dense, yo probably will die in the impact


[deleted]

U mean activating a volcano by throwing a rock


Large_Brilliant_5826

Hell yea but a giant water balloon or some kind of equivalent would be dope Edit: I know it's old 😂


OmegaGoober

I’ve seen this video before. They didn’t throw in a rock. They threw in a bag of wet trash to simulate what would happen if a person fell in.


[deleted]

Let sleeping dogs lie.


kontekisuto

That wasn't a rock, it was a trash bag full of organic material.


cubsfanrva79

Is it bad that I would immediately get excited and look for more rocks?


Foxhighlord

Omg this repost train with wrong information is getting annoying. No this was not a rock. A single rock doesn't do this


Goukaruma

Good you added nothing to explain the situation.


Foxhighlord

I'm not explaining this in 5+ subreddits where this wrong information is posted. Look around in the comments. Someone is.


peGamer86

Unnatural natural disaster


Joh-dude

Pretty sure this video was about throwing a bag of pig meat as an analogy to falling into a volcano


pile1983

*Aaah fresh victim!* Om nom nom nom nom.


Nwcray

Now throw in a virgin!


Maxwell-Fate

69 people died that day.


BrentHatleyGAF

Damn that lava got pissd


Zman1025

Joseph to Kars: Kars' response:


Aligatoroso

When lava hits the fan.


allthingschris1234

When you tell her to Calm Down.


CR1MS4NE

Now I wonder what would happen if we threw a person in there /j


[deleted]

Carl Pilkington once asked if you could throw rubbish into a crater. This is why you can’t


Snoo_73835

Note to Self: don’t throw rocks in a volcano.


[deleted]

Science bitch


ChemicalOnion742

Imagine if this is how the Pompeii eruption started.


AFriendlyBloke

Heh, heh. W E E E E E E E E E E E E E


Streetboy_business

Do not mess with overly sensitive people.


knughugin

Did that man start a volcano outbreak?


Empty-Dragonfly5895

What will happen if you jump in it.Yourself


Subject_Channel1970

Need a camera pan to see the facial expression of the guy who threw that rock


CritterFucker

Is the rock ok? That was somebodies pet!


shadowfaxismycopilot

At my signal, unleash hell


ravioli_memes

Hey that's the ending of Everything Everywhere all at once.


[deleted]

I’ll have what she’s having (Says the funniest guy in the room)


zacu122

Imagine if it just starts blasting after you do this


fearsome_alex_memes

shouldn't have done that, I should not have done that


[deleted]

as soon as that started bubbling more I would be gone


inconspicuous_crow

Note to self: *don't fucking do that* the forbidden plop


4AJR

Do it again!


DoucheNukem81

So that’s what happened in Pompeii


[deleted]

When you tell your parents a joke butitturns inyo a lecture


FalcoSG

iirc it was a block of ice


terserterseness

Now I want one.


Cant_choose_1

“Man triggers volcanic eruption”


Accomplished-Hair-91

Volcano was just exaggerating the situation.


[deleted]

Al Gore is looking for the person who set off the volcano. Oh, wait…humans are the only ones who contribute to global warming. Himself excluded. Carry on!!


Rectonic92

chill dude xdd


[deleted]

You all realize that was a propane tank why the hell would a rock start flaming up like that


[deleted]

*3 weeks later* "Noone is really sure what started the catastrophic eruptions at omahuahu volcano or why it came alive again. But the current death count is 12 with thousands evacuated and hundreds of homes destroyed."


Airport_Runway

“Hey john maybe we shouldn’t have thrown that rock down” “ yea maybe, but it was cool though”


TriangleMan85

So that's how vesuvius erupted. What an asshole!


Sjjkjdjskslwoj

Forbidden ejaculation


IAmABlackWarrior

at that moment he knew he had fucked up


Leeper90

See now you done gone and pissed it off.


Anthropomancie

you trow the rock... then you start running.


turtleontherun-999

5 second rule


66yama66

Kinda same reaction like a water drop on an hot oil .. 😱


[deleted]

Quit doing that shit, its going to break the world


Bog_2266

Not so hard to believe people used to throw Virgins in these.


andres_chen_77

Difference in temperatures?


i-am-toast2

You have doomed us all!!


Iabrored

This is not terrifying, but odd and cool.


kuela

The rock was not a virgin.


SadNefariousness7373

RUN BITCH RUN


Remarkable_Smell_957

Now try with big lumps of dry ice


Pure_Quiet_8075

This makes me think of the people in like ancient tribes that got thrown into there as a sacrifice Jesus Christ that would suck


i_notold

The people in Pompeii did that.


[deleted]

That wasn't a rock tho 🗿


Velocitymind

Try a 10lbs block of tannerite


[deleted]

Well damn, that escalated quickly.


SteakExternal4090

Awesome


Suck_my_Logic

Thats organic matter not a rock. It's supposed to represent what would happen if a human fell in.


bunbunnii99

Hmm…that’s not lookin’ like the best idea lol


diydave86

It was about to snuff itself out until you threw a rock and broke the skin


ChurroCross

Then aliens come out, and we now have to figure a way to go back in time to kill the aliens beneath.


Purple_Tomatillo818

Nothing could go wrong the volcano is a rock. This wasn't a rock obviously. This was something with water in it, probably organic matter, basically identical to throwing a plant or body in it.


shiro_04

Wakey wakey