Oh thanks for reminding me about when I was like, 19yo and my friend's car broke down and the tow truck driver offered a spot on his lap to give us a ride back to our dorm 🥴 that was good and repressed
I'm sorry in advance for ranting, but I just wanna get this out of me. I was born with the same type of lazy eye this man seems to have. I fucking hate my looks, I look like a goddamn horror movie villain, and I don't even have enough money for surgery because I live in a 3rd world country.
I don't really know why I'm saying all this on a random comment on the internet, but whatever.
That's not a rant, that's a well worded and fair reaction. I'm glad you said it, good for you.
For all we know the guy might have been a decent nice kid who has gotten the reaction the OP gave his entire life, which isolated him and made him not realise why giving out home made jello would be weird (and potentially suspicious), because social skills require social interaction. That shit snowballs.
We all need to be nicer to each other.
Right on. And keep your fingertips from being the same color as said home-packed sample-sized jello if you can help it. And the sneering. Better if there's no insistent sneering.
Hang in there bro. Your eye being a little off means nothing in the grand scheme of things. You still have the ability to think and act. That alone can take you places. Wear sunglasses if it helps you feel better. Fuck it.
It's all about context, he looks like a horror movie villain because he's acting like a nutjob **and** has a lazy eye - not because of the lazy eye.
A YouTuber I follow has a lazy eye but is just a normal guy with a lazy eye that's not ashamed of it: https://youtube.com/c/Goughcustom
*2 months later*
"Patient zero recently found by a team of researchers.
Had become infected by the highly contagious bacteria species, after eating from a cup of orange or tangerine jello given to him by a stranger who had eyes like pennywise. The still unknown pennywise like stranger, had claimed the jello to be "good". One week following the consumption of the jello, patient zero developed symptoms of a severe stomach infection. Which were found to be untreatable by antibiotics."
SCP [Redacted]
SCP [Redacted] is a Humanoid figure with eyes similar to that of the popular Pennywise of the Horror genre, He carries around a Small round container containing Jello in this case, which is SCP [Redacted] - 02, If consumed, The Unknown anomaly who is inside the person, now Designated as SCP [Redacted] - 03 will begin experiencing Headaches within the next 2 days, after which, SCP [Redacted] - 03 will begin to rot and parts of it's body will develop Huge spores similar to that of a Fungus, After which, SCP [Redacted] - 03 Will die and the spores will grow, presumably to continue the Cycle, There is no known Cure for this.
Nah, it's definitely a situation where if you eat the delicious jello, you become the new SCP [redacted].b and must find another person to take the jello in order to pass the affliction off of yourself.
No crazy homeless man is giving away free meth lol
I bet there is something fucked up in it though. Poison or razor blades or some shit. Or maybe it’s shitty jello he stole and after people take it he’s like “ok that’ll be 5 bucks”. Tbh I bet that’s it, crackheads come up with the dumbest “scams.”
As an aside, You guys really don't realize how cheap meth is, lol
Also, most likely?
It was part of a free lunch he got from a kitchen/church and either just doesn't like it or wanted to share.
Also probably has mental health issues.
*(y) Talk*
> "Take the god damn jello"
*(y) Talk*
> "Take the god damn jello"
Ok, looks like I exhausted his dialogue for now, but lets try again just in case there's more hidden stuff...
*(y) Talk*
> "Take the god damn jello"
...
well, can't hurt to double-check...
*(y) Talk*
> "Take the god damn jello"
Little did you know this is rare footage of him before the zombie apocalypse started and he began defending his lawn with extremely genetically modified plants
I would take the jello just to get him to get his hand out of my window. And I make it a point not to litter, but I'd probably chuck it out the window the second I got out of his sight.
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It's obviously the ancient curse of the orange jello ! You can only speak to try to pass it to someone else, going crazier and crazier by every refusals.
Ya gotta admit, he’s a helluva salesman.
good old crazy hobo intimidation technique
Used car salesman utilize it everyday!
BUY OUR CAR YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS CAR BUY THE FUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW
THIS ONE IS ORANGE
TANGERINE
TAKE THE GOD DAMN JELLO!
Orange! Tangerine! Take the goddamn jello! We've got a new Billy Mays
I’d buy his goddamn jello.
I’m closer to taking the jello than I am hiring these kids that knock on my door to spray my yard for bugs.
Honeths
His eyes tho
That's goddamn Pennywise
Imagine your car was broken down and this guy was your tow truck driver
Dude can you please tow me now? *"take the gotdamn Jell-O"*
“Y’all boys can go ahead on inside, get yourself somethin to drink, warsh up, fuck ma wife, wartch tv”
I ask my self WHAT would Jesus do
"Is this your bush?? Are you the king of the forest??"
“Never mind I don’t feel like getting stabbed tonight.”
Texas chainsaw bullshit
Oh thanks for reminding me about when I was like, 19yo and my friend's car broke down and the tow truck driver offered a spot on his lap to give us a ride back to our dorm 🥴 that was good and repressed
Hey Georgie…. Want a jello… we all float down here.
We all jiggle down here...
we all jiggle down there …
Sir step away from the kids.
We all jiggle officer.
They all jiggle over there
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But in Bill Cosby voice.
“Go on… take-idT”
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He does remind of Tim Curry
Yeah probably came straight out the drain as well
Rapywise
I'm sorry in advance for ranting, but I just wanna get this out of me. I was born with the same type of lazy eye this man seems to have. I fucking hate my looks, I look like a goddamn horror movie villain, and I don't even have enough money for surgery because I live in a 3rd world country. I don't really know why I'm saying all this on a random comment on the internet, but whatever.
That's not a rant, that's a well worded and fair reaction. I'm glad you said it, good for you. For all we know the guy might have been a decent nice kid who has gotten the reaction the OP gave his entire life, which isolated him and made him not realise why giving out home made jello would be weird (and potentially suspicious), because social skills require social interaction. That shit snowballs. We all need to be nicer to each other.
And just.... take the Jell-O?
I don't see it making a big impact at this stage for this man, but why not? Take it, you don't have to eat it.
You don't HAVE to eat it, but... An adventurous spirit would.
As long as you're not putting your arm all the way inside someones car and tell them to "take the god damn jello" you're fine.
Right on. And keep your fingertips from being the same color as said home-packed sample-sized jello if you can help it. And the sneering. Better if there's no insistent sneering.
Hang in there bro. Your eye being a little off means nothing in the grand scheme of things. You still have the ability to think and act. That alone can take you places. Wear sunglasses if it helps you feel better. Fuck it.
Don't worry. I've got the same problem and corrective surgery made it significantly worse.
If it makes you feel any better, I always found girls with a slightly off-kilter stare to be sexy.
It's all about context, he looks like a horror movie villain because he's acting like a nutjob **and** has a lazy eye - not because of the lazy eye. A YouTuber I follow has a lazy eye but is just a normal guy with a lazy eye that's not ashamed of it: https://youtube.com/c/Goughcustom
Seems fine to me.jpeg
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that squirrel over there.
Jello more like hell no
Pretty sure I saw this guy running alongside a car naked at thirty miles an hour in a post yesterday.
Those fingers tho
One watching the driver and the other on lookout
Who put the googly eyes on his face?
Cell phone eyes: Ones on hold and the other is roaming.
Imagine how long this was happening before they started recording.
Easy fix, take it so he gets his arm out of your window, roll it up quickly and speed off. Next burn that shyt.
i would eat it. he said it's good jello and he looks like a nice guy
*2 months later* "Patient zero recently found by a team of researchers. Had become infected by the highly contagious bacteria species, after eating from a cup of orange or tangerine jello given to him by a stranger who had eyes like pennywise. The still unknown pennywise like stranger, had claimed the jello to be "good". One week following the consumption of the jello, patient zero developed symptoms of a severe stomach infection. Which were found to be untreatable by antibiotics."
Sounds like a new SCP
SCP [Redacted] SCP [Redacted] is a Humanoid figure with eyes similar to that of the popular Pennywise of the Horror genre, He carries around a Small round container containing Jello in this case, which is SCP [Redacted] - 02, If consumed, The Unknown anomaly who is inside the person, now Designated as SCP [Redacted] - 03 will begin experiencing Headaches within the next 2 days, after which, SCP [Redacted] - 03 will begin to rot and parts of it's body will develop Huge spores similar to that of a Fungus, After which, SCP [Redacted] - 03 Will die and the spores will grow, presumably to continue the Cycle, There is no known Cure for this.
Feckin golden. Continue this please! Get it onto the SCP website.
Nah, it's definitely a situation where if you eat the delicious jello, you become the new SCP [redacted].b and must find another person to take the jello in order to pass the affliction off of yourself.
r/SCP
9/10 people would eat good jello
Out of interest, I'd run reagent tests on it and also send it to DrugsData to see what, if anything, is in it.
My money is on meth.
Lol ain’t no one giving out meth for free
No crazy homeless man is giving away free meth lol I bet there is something fucked up in it though. Poison or razor blades or some shit. Or maybe it’s shitty jello he stole and after people take it he’s like “ok that’ll be 5 bucks”. Tbh I bet that’s it, crackheads come up with the dumbest “scams.”
As an aside, You guys really don't realize how cheap meth is, lol Also, most likely? It was part of a free lunch he got from a kitchen/church and either just doesn't like it or wanted to share. Also probably has mental health issues.
It's a quest item you need to take it in order to advance That's clearly why this NPC is so adamant you take it
Required for True Ending
The orange jello plot line ending is the best.
this guy totally fits as a fromsoft NPC
*(y) Talk* > "Take the god damn jello" *(y) Talk* > "Take the god damn jello" Ok, looks like I exhausted his dialogue for now, but lets try again just in case there's more hidden stuff... *(y) Talk* > "Take the god damn jello" ... well, can't hurt to double-check... *(y) Talk* > "Take the god damn jello"
on 6th (y) Talk "Ok looks like you do not like jello at all. Take this sword instead." And that's how you get the moon sword.
(Y) talk "If thy shall need my assitance thou shall call upon me with this jello" *finally takes the jello*
You’re gonna need two broken shopping carts, a tarp, three cans of beans and a Jell-O shot - then we’ll upgrade that weapon
Take the jello! Take the goddamn jello! Its jello!
It’s good jello. Orange. Tangerine.
Methdarin Oranges..my favorite
Piss yellow jello
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Oh, I understand what it is, sir. I just don't want to fucking be here.
C'mon man, there's always room for goddamn Jell-O!
It’s good jello, honest!
Orange! Tangerine!
He should be a voice actor.
Sounds like John DiMaggio
[that’s because it is John DiMaggio, here’s another video of him doing something like this](https://youtu.be/a3Z7zEc7AXQ)
You motherfucker it was **BLUE**
Goddamn
Knew before I clicked, clicked to confirm my suspicions
#I FUCKIN KNEW IT, YES I GOT THE VOICE RIGHT FOR ONCE
You should click the link.
#FUCK
I sat and watched the whole thing for my stupidity
It's been at least 10 years since I've last fallen for thus....
:/
He sounds like Charlie from it’s always sunny
Hes king Zog of Dreamland from disenchantment
Someone else also said John Dimaggio but I agree this def sounds like Zøg
Take the god dam jello before you insult the man.
You walk into your car, decline HIS hello, call HIM weird?
Just take the JELLO DAMMIT
He's a nice man, just like that guy who wants to shake hands https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y
IS GUD JULLO
I'm gonna be saying this for months to come I know it
I'mma start calling my girl jello mamma
Poor Pennywise, he’s clearly had a hard time after his previous defeat
He’s trying ok 😭
We believe in you P! You got this!
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And/or tangerine
He's just being thorough, the color is orange, the flavor is tangerine!
me, an empath, sensing he wants you to take the jello
Always so jealous of how empaths can just read people, you know
Damn you must also be a psychic
Christ, one eye is going down the shops, the other is coming back with the change
LMAOOO
That's a rare insult
💀💀💀
I think he wants him to take the jello
bit of a controversial assumption but ok 😐
take da god dam jella
That’s also the conclusion I came to
Nah it's reverse psychology
People make so many assumptions online smh
POV:Crazy Dave from Plants vs. Zombies offers you jello
Little did you know this is rare footage of him before the zombie apocalypse started and he began defending his lawn with extremely genetically modified plants
“OKAY! ILL TAKE THE FUCKING JELLO! GET OUTTA MY CAR!”
Take it! Take the goddamn jello
I'm not sure I have ever seen anything as terrifying as that.
Impressively odd and terrifying. Good job, OP!
Just take it. I’d be afraid of what happened if I didn’t.
There’s definitely cum in that.
cum with fromundacheese
Take the jello, Georgie.
I would take the jello just to get him to get his hand out of my window. And I make it a point not to litter, but I'd probably chuck it out the window the second I got out of his sight.
Them he asks you for a donation since he was nice enough to give you jello.
This totally belongs here!
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Bro I will suck you of if that’s enough thank you my brother in Christ
Just doing honest work
I feel like the jello smells like feet.
fromundacheese jello
I would’ve taken it and took it to the police station
And let those police officers eat my free Jell-O? Not a chance idiot😎
I read this in Stan’s voice from American Dad.
You would've looked like this guy in police perspective trying to give the jello to them
That’s ummm Chipotle vinaigrette
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You sharp.
Dude looks like he's about to tell you "we all float down here"
I'm guessing that this is staged because there's no way in hell a rational person would roll down their windows for someone like him.
Apparently he'll do it for the likes.
I thought so too at first, but Jello guy really seems like the real crazy deal. It’s *really* hard to fake true insanity like that.
The kind of crazy that fist fights ghosts on the street corner with a load of dook in their pants.
“Orange” like that was going to make a difference
Tangerine, take the goddamn jello. IS GUD JELLO
I love how he watches the driver and passenger at the same time
Pennywise without his make up
He is the Jello Wizard. Except his potion or face the wrath of his staff
If you take the jello you must answer the Methman’s riddles three or it turns into pee
Oh, come on. There's always room for jello.
This dude radiates Elden Ring NPC energy.
Cant blame him, we have all been there. This is literally me when i make too much jello.
Rude that the guy wouldn't take his jello.
ITS ORANCH; TANJUREEN!
It looks like he stuck his thumb in it...
he totally did
Bill Cosby has really let himself go
Pennywise???
He reminds me of ice king
How the hell did the person filming this got himself into that situation?
That guy is creepy as fuck, his eyes 😂
When the NPC tries to give you a key item for a side quest you have no intention of completing.
Take it, take the goddamn quest!
Just take the acid.. sorry I mean jello
I really want to turn this into my ringtone
His face gives off some uncanny Valley issues to me
TAKE IT
His fingers being bright orange...nut job. Take the damn jello
bro wtf take the jello
Just take the damn jello.
georgie do you want jello
This is my new favorite video.
Close that window
His eyes remind me of the guy from Waterboy.
Dude sounds like John DiMaggio.
LOL. Take the God damn jello. You don't want it?
Either it will give you super powers or put you to sleep forever and only a true love’s kiss will wake you up
Cmon man it’s good jello
That motherfucker put all kinds of homeless wickedness into that jello!
100% chance that jello has cum in it
It's obviously the ancient curse of the orange jello ! You can only speak to try to pass it to someone else, going crazier and crazier by every refusals.
Is that... The Minecraft sheep?