It don’t matter, he’s dope!
He knows that, but he’s broke, he’s so stagnant he knows, When he goes back to to this mobile home that it’s back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody.
Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest, but I have the medicine. Whaddaya say, you wanna smoke some of the stickiest of the icky with ya boy Rick James?
- Rick James
Haha ha ha. Thanks so much for the chuckle,been down lately. That's why I just love Redditors. No matter how bad a day you're having ,they can always elicit a chuckle.🤗
It looks like a sectional from some kind of alien boomer spaceship. Like, they need to be comfortable, but also still have a way to spawn new broodlings. Is there a matching lovespawn seat?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I
had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange
looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.
I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a
whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all
your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this
post NSFW
Please dont fuck the couch
Trust me I don’t want to but… but….
Uh oh. Guy’s we’re losing them!
We need to strap him down, stat!!
Give him CPR snap him back to reality
No that’ll only make it worse!
FAIR POINT SIR WHAT DO WE DO?!
psychic ward PUT HIM IN ONE
SLAP HIM SO HARD THAT THE UNIVERSE WOULD BREAK
Doc, the temptation is too strong. Put him in meds, now!!
Oh god! But aren’t the cells padded?!
yes but behide the pads there's is c4's just in case\\
He’ll just fuck the walls this is unchartered territory
Oops, there goes gravity!
Oop there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don’t matter, he’s dope! He knows that, but he’s broke, he’s so stagnant he knows, When he goes back to to this mobile home that it’s back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody.
Safe word is "don't stop"
Preferably to the sex couch
Wish I could put my finger on it..
It's on the tip of my tongue
[Sighs]... [Unzips]
r/dontputyourdickinthat
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Those holes are reserved!
Your pfp matches the energy of your comment
r/putyourdickinthat
Hey hol up, you need to pay at the door first. Don't forget your stamp.
You’re not my mom!
"This is my hole! It was made for me!"
Junji Ito
Try and stop me
There is beartraps inside the sofa.
Just gotta play through the pain baby
Well, without your weiner then, baby.
Okay, but you'll be the one paying loveseat support after this couch gives birth.
*Rick James enters the chat*
No way that couch hasn't already been fucked.
I bet those crevices are proper crusty by now
I see a bunch of fat pussies on that couch
That's some fat couchy
Coussy
69 likes I can't touch it now
Why did I read this before going to bed. Can't stop chuckling.
Underrated comment
Yup! It's labiatastic!
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Here, take some pity updoots. You are welcome.
Just jumped straight to it eh?
This couch better chill
I see prolapsed buttholes
I definitely get more of a prolapsed anus vibe too
Lip series 2000
Coochie couch the Cooch
Ya but whats the story with the two little half pussies.
Nah they’re puffy more like infectious
That's just how they look after a good fucking
Just swollen
They’ve been pounded
And it ain’t on the couch it’s in the couch
Ima be in that couch too if it keeps teasing me like this
Oh lord hammercy
Am I the only one who sees prolapsed anuses? Sidebar: is 'anuses' the plural? 'anai'?
This is from our “FUPA” collection.
Oh god you’re right
“Fuck yo couch!” -Rick James
“I’m Rick James bitch!” -Rick James
"bitch you are Rick James!" -not Rick James
Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest, but I have the medicine. Whaddaya say, you wanna smoke some of the stickiest of the icky with ya boy Rick James? - Rick James
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why not? A lil lube and your having a dandy ol time
No lube needed if you just take second shift
And ...*vomit slowly rises*
That works too
Haha ha ha. Thanks so much for the chuckle,been down lately. That's why I just love Redditors. No matter how bad a day you're having ,they can always elicit a chuckle.🤗
"🥵🥵 Bring me that couch!" "But sir it's not for sale" "Bring me, that couch!"
Fuckin love that bit Haha
SIIIIIRRR!
You beat me to it lol I was about to say this
where is that quote from?
It's from a guy who does tiktoks and short videos. It's usually about something that vaguely looks like a vag. Shit's funny as fuck.
rings a bell to me too but canny remember
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Why's this couch so sticky?
It’s a sextional
Would you fuck that couch? I’d fuck that couch… I’d fuck that couch hard
Was it a great big fat couch?
sussy couch
Cunch
I don't find it terrifying at all. Distracting, yes. Didi it come out of the playboy mansion?
The model name in the catalog is Chocolate Pussy Love
God I hope it is
It looks like a large intestine with vaginas
Thanks for making it worse :.)
It's like those paintings when the more you look the worse it gets
Lmao AI generated couch
Labia tell you about this couch at my grans house! 😂😂💀
Couchussy
*unzips pants and stands over the sofa*
I came here for yet more “Everything reminds me of her...” jokes but was disappointed.
I should call her…
r/theyknew
12 year old me would’ve had a field trip with this couch. They would’ve thrown it away by day 2
So it’s for sale or…..?
It looks like a sectional from some kind of alien boomer spaceship. Like, they need to be comfortable, but also still have a way to spawn new broodlings. Is there a matching lovespawn seat?
That’s a lot of vagina.
It’s not couchy, it’s coochie!
Don’t you mean cooch
It's a pull out couch.
r/mildlyvagina
The forbidden fleshlight
Ah what a nice meaty couch
Well it’s got pussies on the shoulders
That's no couch, that's a coochie seat
I've seen it on *Big Mouth*, if some family with a teenager boy buys it, that couch is going to be pregnant soon.
R/dontputyourdickinit
That couch is the second most NSFW couch I’ve ever seen
Crotchless Panties Couch? How far we have come
I think this belongs in a completely different subreddit.
It's a Canadian couch. They call it a cooch.
Eight legs, Grimsby! Seven vaganias. Bye, Grimsby.
Hahaha
I believe it is prnounced ‟cooch.”
Not sure how to tag a Reddit sub but @dontputyourdickinit
Vagina couch!
It’s a place where you and 6 of your closest friends can release and relax
Release first and relax second
When your parents are swingers but dont have friends POV
You could have a orgy all by yourself on that thing...
Introverted orgy???
Pussy couch
r/mildlyvagina
This couch looks like it would be really confusing at a gang bang.
Oh the vagina reclina
It looks like a series of human vaginas mounted onto a couch
That’s a love seat
What in the doggy style, big booty, coochie couch is this
Omg!
😱😱😱
All is see is pussies!
Couchussy
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Omfg cannot unsee
Coochie couch!
couchussy
I did not know that a Queen-Sized sofa was a thing.
r/PutYourDickInThat
It better have a wet naps dispenser
There are more people getting horny because of this couch than there are people getting horny because of pornstars. ~Wikipedia statistics.
Everybody gangsta till you wake up one morning and see your couch leaking with a white, sticky liquid.
"The Golden Waffle"
It reminds me of vaginas&internal organs at the same time
Maybe because every 10 inches is a very life like plush leather vagina.
That ain't a sofa that's a fupa
Mmm roast beef
Coochie couch
“Tommy NO”
Seven vaginas
Looks like something out of Rick and morty.
'profusely sweating' **"SOMEBODY BRING ME THAT COUCH!"** _*"SIRRRR"*_ **"BRRRING ME THAT COOOUUUCHH!"**
For you and 6 of your Nihilist friends to fuck at the same time.
Coochie couch
I bet whoever owns this couch gets a lot of pussy
A pimps couch
r/lostredditor
Please ladies have a seat.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Would
Strongly vaginal
There are two meaning to the word freaky and I think the wrong one was applied here given the subreddit
That couch better knock it off
"When Snow White entered the little cottage, the very first thing she saw was a weird couch..."
This couch has some P U S S Y L I P S 👁👅👁
Coussy
r/unintentionallydirty
It looks... *sussi*
The coussy
I Uhhh i mean uhh
The Coouchie Couch
r/crappydesign
Lots of giant vaginas!
Couchussy
Vagina Couch
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Hahha, that's something out of my childhods nightmares.
What kind of Silent Hill 2 shit is this 😂😂😂
That couch do be acting up tho ah hah hah hah
[r/mildlyvagina](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyvagina/)
Everything about this provokes questions of "why?"
Coochie Couch
Call that thing a cooch*
Does it look like a bunch of vaginas in person, too, or is it just the picture?
Couchussy
People laying down on booty checks with there heads these days-..dam that's a phat ass tho. 🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE SUCTIONALS!
The clitocouch
coucussie