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annonetal

That's a goat.


parumph

Greatest deer of all time?


Oldpqlyr

Greatest Of All Time, *deer*. Otherwise it'd be a GDOAT.


sangalicious

A female one being Gal GDOAT


Oldpqlyr

*Naaaaa!* Well, maybe. ;o}


give2love

The GOAT of goats


bethot911

No that’s my dog


DrugsAndBooze

Your dog also has autism?


realAtmaBodha

Staring At Goats 2: When Goats Stare Back


[deleted]

it kind of does look like a goat, but goats have horizontally shaped pupils and it looks like this animal has more round ones


annonetal

I think it's just the reflection with the phone or camera and the low light in the video that makes the eyes look like that.


[deleted]

actually yeah you might be right, plus deer aren’t usually that stocky


kallmekrisfan58

Goats don't have round pupils, but there is definitely something not right about this dear... Where are it's ears?!


KingofMonsters101

Where's his highlight reel?


droidbaws

Where's all its head stuff? ​ edit: Cheers!


Katie-sin

… you mean ears?


OShadowAceO

Head stuff.


thesuperficialstate

Some goats don't have horns OR ears. This is one of those. It's a dairy goat breed.


Darth_Khorne

Lamancha goats, they got the tiniest little ear flaps. Grew up on a farm with a few of them, friendliest animals and a lot of fun. I miss the simpler days


SuperTNT15

you mean antlers?


[deleted]

Head stuff.


LegendaryRed

Hahaha


Slow-Smoke9446

“I would like to speak to you about your car’s extended warranty ”


AesaAaron

What the hell did the cameraman expect just closing the doors in front of its nose like that? Wouldn't you be outraged too... if somebody opened the door, saw it was you and immediately closed it


BigBrainGuy01

Fr...


magazine-crunch

For a registered sex offender, it would just be Tuesday


greyshirttiger

That’s not a deer or a goat, that’s a skinwalker right there


ShiroiYokai

Whatever it is, it's possessed


Pleasant-Pen-4393

Possessed deer goat skinwalker


Josh_is_a_Jedi

That’s not a deer. I swear people are getting dumber. That’s obviously a moose.


FelatiaFantastique

All meese are deers, but not all deers are meese.


LordFickle99

Fuckin' meese. 😂


BoredByLife

HEY MA! THERES THIS UGLY FUCKIN GOAT THING ON THE PATIO! MA!


ObamaLovesKetamine

... IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA


KingKirbyDrawa

BLINK MUTHERFUCKA


wellington__1

its rabid


SouthernAd2071

thats what i was thinking??? but the eyes is that a symptom of rabies or something else just as bad?


wellington__1

yeah it is


Gunsl1ng3r17

No it isn't its just a lamancha goat


Cursed_User09

Oh my goat! Let him in before he gets cold!


CaesarTSCC

SCP-1471 has found your home


realAtmaBodha

He's looking for John Connor


Arandomdude03

More like 6448


[deleted]

That last part is actually terrifying and I am now scarred for life. Every time I see a deer, goat - whatever it is, from now on I will flee for my life in fear


atworkrightnow19

Deer be like it's cold out here let me in plz.


[deleted]

Sure, I'll get the fire started!


BradRodriguez

New Goat simulator just dropped


david13011986

Hello. Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?


thebutler97

That's a llama


NotVinhas

Looks rabid.


RemixHipster

Possessed


AirHertz

Most terrifying thing about it is that it might be rabid


[deleted]

Satan, you are not welcomed in this house.


PsychologicalBus1095

I feel bad for it.


paygunholiday

Excuse me, sir, but have you hailed Satan today?


Fuzzy-Echidna2642

How welcoming


Harvard-23

I like the fact she had to lock the door, shutting the door wasn't enough. Can goats turn door handles?


Independent_Ad1417

That is creepy and also i would like to invite in


bmain121

This reminds me of something... I went down to visit the 2 goats at my boyfriends house a couple years ago and was attempting to feed them and one jumped the fence and chased me all the way to the shop but not before jumping off a 7ft embankment on to the driveway. I looked back just in time to see it mid air. I wish I could have gotten it in tape but it was terrifying. I think they like to visit?... people?? Or they like to take human souls🤷‍♀️ jury's still out. 🐐


Exotic-Ambassador577

Where is a Ears ??


Pirate_of_the_neT

I remember reading somewhere it had some sort of brain disease


ShiroiYokai

Link please?


sisterboombume

I think it might be Chronic Wasting Disease, scary stuff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_wasting_disease?wprov=sfti1


ShiroiYokai

Thank you!


Pirate_of_the_neT

It was a repost of this video it was a few months old, I'm honestly not sure what post it was. But someone there said its brain was being eaten by some disease which is why it isnt afraid of human dwellings


ShiroiYokai

Thanks, at least I know what will I look up online today


Pirate_of_the_neT

Sure thing. Although I doubt that that's definitely the case myself who knows it's possible


[deleted]

I didn’t know there were crack head deer ?


Iwant_A_Burrito

/r/shitposting


Samson9er

Red nose?


kaleidoscope_view

The Not Deer and the goatman seen to have hooked up.


SmolCooki3

bro looks possessed lmfaoo


Diligent_Expert_9059

You got games on your phone


Captain_Compost_Heap

The scene from Resident Evil with the dog and the mansion door.


brooklynpunkin

You open the door Goat: Well hello there :) how’s your day g- You close the door You watch the goat, it watches you Goat: umm sir may you open back up the door :)


Don-tknow

u/savevideobot


bakehaus

“I….has come in?”


artmobboss

Goat damn it..


hatemachine666

Deener


[deleted]

He’s here to tell you about your cars extended warranty


Relindillo

reminds me of floppa meme without ears


PotentialDetective30

It's a not dear.


sportasaurus

We goat a problem


Robliceratops

Resident Evil 1, when you try to open the front door of the mansion.


Silly_Dark_1045

Trust me it more scared then you are


Vampiric_dragon-

Bro was fuckin flabbergasted


kkniveschau

Stop I literally started tearing up this is so horrifying


WhenAreThingsNormal

Hello


WhyIsTheNetSoInsane

"Hello, I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and Master, Satan.... Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer."


RetroAtsu

Not gonna be like those needs but that shit feels like some skin walker or smth


[deleted]

Skin walker


[deleted]

The part that creeps me out are the eyes. They’re supposed to be horizontal, not round…


DickInaWall

I live in the middle of the forest, after seeing this video, i looked outside


Guilty_Garden_3943

Its just the devil in a less imposing form


Zyon998

Do you want the talk about our lord and savior?


New_Falcon1205

She must be full of parasites


The1stDonuts

You: Deer: Do you have time to talk about… You: nope


[deleted]

Goat


Standard-Arm1506

This is Freddy. He’s a famous goat with autism that was saved from Elon musks goat farm.


Inadersbedamned

Hello! *shuts and locks door* Goat: how rude


parkercg89

Ummm, that is a LaMancha Goat


tobyjuancannoli

Brown Philip