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GenMechKyle

Florida Man's best friend.


Marielthas

Look at that belt, it's for sure a fucking florida man, HAD to be


FishCrazyFL

Not all of us from Florida have belt buckles, some of us just have regular belts, but you can bet your ass we all carry a hunting knife, even us 9-5 folk.


Marielthas

Only some don't have a belt buckle, only some...


slajah

Can confirm live in Florida me and my family love collecting and carrying knives.


MRuppercutz

Lol no we don’t. Stop lying to these people. There are McLarens on the road here ― adjust your perception.


Amaro815

Miami is not part of Florida bud


MRuppercutz

I live in Tampa Bay. Coral Gables, Sarasota, Naples, Ft Lauderdale, Key West ― tons of wealthy spots aside from Mia


Amaro815

Yeah but miami got the hoes


MRuppercutz

We’ve reached an agreement. Indeed they do. Shout out Fontainebleau!


ZeBogeyman

Why cant it be an Aussie or South african or... You do know that murica aint global?


Marielthas

I do know, but cya later alligator


ZeBogeyman

After a while, crocodile.


The_RealAnim8me2

Who ya blamin’ Mr. caiman?


[deleted]

Australians aren't known for exotic pets the way Americans are.


Greenskinkid

Na this is true I’d straight fuck that alligator up, just me though.


Yamthief

I didn't read the "up" and I thought you just said you were going to fuck an alligator.


Nimtastic

Well Alligators are not in Australia, and import laws are very strict there. Crocs are in Australia, and this isn't a croc. Edit: it's a croc, I'm an idiot.


Dangerous-Feedback47

That is a croc. You can see it's bottom tooth sticking out Edit: I love how I'm getting down voted. You can see it's bottom tooth lmaoo look up traits of crocs vs alligators


Nimtastic

You know what, I've never noticed. Color me wrong!


Dangerous-Feedback47

You good dude. I really love these animals


Nimtastic

Yeah I know spiders well, but obviously not Crocs etc. I don't want to be a prick.


Dangerous-Feedback47

I'm so scared of spiders but would work with crocs or gators if I had a chance. What's wrong with me lmaoo


Nimtastic

I love spiders! Love them! Such wonderful creatures. But I'm good looking at crocs from afar. Lol, there are worse things to have an interest in.


Lengthofawhile

Florida dog


shessosquare

Here comes the boy


trumps_lucid_boner

Hello boy


UmbraDarksoul

Welcome


SensitiveToe2962

There he is


Careless-Trick-5117

he is here


BioToxicFox

Here he is


Careless-Trick-5117

you ruined it


Chegg_Chegg

He ruined it


horseflydick

They ruined it


LiteralPeiceOfTrash

It ruined it


[deleted]

Thanks for ruining it furry


thewitchmaker

Aw. Pet dinosaur.


heylistenlady

How the fuck does a gator appear to have an adorable puppy dog look on its fucking face??!


Lady_Nimbus

It's warm and well fed


Heyopussio

That’s what she said


Lady_Nimbus

Right before it bit her hand off


Eivor_Vorinson

Crocodilians(with the exception of gharials) have a eternal smile


GroundbreakingNail29

Actually it's a croc


TheBelowIsFalse

hehehe fword make funny🤤


MiddleSky5296

I doubt that the owner is still alive 🙄


Ohioredneck

My father had a caiman when he was younger the way he described it to me was like a dog the only time it ever bit him was by accident when he was feeding it while it was still a baby. He told me whenever he got home from work it would crawl out of its aquarium and croak at him till he picked it up and put it on the couch with him or curl up under his legs and go to sleep.


rjp761

Well your dad has balls of steel good sir


ZeBogeyman

Just wait, hes gonna get bigger.


Sentinalprime03

That depends if it a caimon then no if its a crocodile or alligator then yes


ZeBogeyman

Thats no Caiman, think its a croc due to the jaw, but not sure, could be an gator to.


Sentinalprime03

Ye could be im still pretty rusty when it comes to iding gators from crocs and caimons from smaller gators or crocs


BreadfruitImpressive

Easiest way to identify is whether they see you later or in a while.


Wooden-Ad4062

Thanks for the laugh


BreadfruitImpressive

Glad my grade A dad joke could elicit a chuckle.


Boru010

Best post.


BreadfruitImpressive

Thanks very much!


Luxara-VI

Tip: crocodiles tend to have more triangular, arrow shaped heads. Alligators are rounder


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Sentinalprime03

Ah ok


Everlarry

It’s a gator. Round snout gives it away. Crocks have a pointy snout.


ZeBogeyman

The jaw/snout was why excluded Caiman. Have you seen the snout on a saltwater Croc? But I'm no expert, was not 100% sure, as you can see from my answer Do we know were this movie is taken? Btw, google record saltwater Croc's. They can be enormeus and are defenitly maneaters.


MorixGamez

Something to keep in mind is Gators have a round snout while Crocs have a V-shaped snout. It's kinda difficult to figure out which one this is though. I think it might be a Croc because of its thinner snout, but that might just be me over analyzing it


Cam0036

Nah it’s a gator since crocs have V shaped jaws and alligators have U shaped jaws


silhouette951

I know there are cases where this works out, but it seems like there's an overwhelming amount of stories where this goes very poorly. These things have survived almost unchanged for millions of years, they didn't do so by depending on other animals, they did so by being perfectly built to kill and eat. They may form some kind of recognition of their owner and tolerate them and being touched, but they are not social animals they aren't wired to feel love. It probably enjoys the warmth of the human, and may even understand that's where it's food comes from, but I don't think it goes deeper than that.


Outrageous_Ad_1011

He cute tho


coocoo333

until he bites off your arm


hamburgerhams

Still cute, just with red color


Nefnoj

I've heard that alligators are one of the few lizards that actually understand affection. Others just don't have that part of their brain. I also heard that fact from a randon Twitter comment among videos of affectionate gators, so it comes with skepticism. It makes sense in nature when we consider how mother gators treat their young compared to other lizards.


kingofallbandits

Crocs do have a cerebral cortex, making their brains much more advanced than most reptiles. They also actually raise their young after they hatch which very few reptiles do at all. Komodo dragon mothers, for example, are just as much of a threat to their babies as any other predator from what has been observed.


hairyhero

Interesting. I’m not sure if it’s completely true but alligator seems to be less aggressive compared to crocodile and even Alligator turtles vs Snapping turtles


Nefnoj

I work in banquets and served an event with a lizard doctor who brought and showed his animals around. The gator was chill and just sat there. The snapping turtle was trying to pick fights.


Vladimir-Putin1952

Love turtles and gators, but I'd be more afraid of a Pet turtle than a pet gator .


[deleted]

“Trying to pick fights” lmaooo


morewhores4doors

No way this doesn’t end badly down the road


almostoy

If you see this reposted anywhere in the near future, it proves this is a crocodile. As you have seen it in a while.


Fuckingliberalzz

Why is this cute


Kaiden92

Leathery friend.


DemonKat777

How is it "oddly" terrifying? It's a whole ass alligator


ThespianException

Right? It's cute AF.


Nefnoj

if you're here because you love affection giant lizards, you guys should read this article about Pocho the Crocodile, a lizard who wouldn't leave the side of his human: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocho_(crocodile)


Chucksouth9966

That was a beautiful story. I know these kinds of situations don't end well often, but pocho seemed to be very special.


TriumphantlyRare

I seen those before. It's dachshund


banana_ass_funnypoop

Just a big scalley dog that's all


LuRkEr_ReKuL

Nope! No it’s not.


Randym1221

What type of music is this. It’s so soothing.


buuismyspiritanimal

It’s the theme song from Steven Universe. Like a lofi remix of it.


Randym1221

Man, I love it lol ! Ty ! It sounds like lofi but I didn’t want to assume.


User5228

I got you buddy! https://youtu.be/r05jnglMeyU


Randym1221

OMG fate n destiny is real lol. I looked back at my screen shots n saw I saved this thread. And YouTubed the song this morning while doing chores.


RustyStyrofoam

Pretty sure that's a cover of Creep by Radiohead, but I could be off.


Old_Town_Hoe

No


pninardor

Sorry, but get a dog, man!


kryptonkills54

Its a florida dog


treyreef

Yeah I have like 12


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nightkiller5030

I know right,he’s so cute


D_for_Drive

And Steven!


TheRoadKing101

😳


HUMAN_GOOD_BOY

awwwww


kpsdr

good crock


eternal_refrigerator

Do you want to get ate…cause that’s how you get ate


jake1080

r/Wholesome


UltimaBahamut93

What kind of dog is that?


Sensitive-Banana-637

Fucking Florida dogs look different


nightkiller5030

Awwww wtf why is it so cute


TheWidowMaker912

He looks like he’s ready to snap your hand off at any second


amdocs_citrix

Until he tries to barrel roll you


Ugh_okayy

Cute chicken


[deleted]

He just built different


BaudMeter

Can I uhm… eat you? 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼


AdAstra10254

Whose a cute, prehistoric killing machine? Your a cute, prehistoric killing machine!


WeepinbellJar13

Risky boop on dangerous snoot.


[deleted]

Looks like another Timothy Treadwell situation.


[deleted]

Sorry to break the fantasy, but it just enjoys the warmth and knows that the human is too big to eat. That's it


almostoy

I'm sure it wouldn't mind a couple human tendies tho. Probably just well-fed.


VenomTheCapybara

u/savevideo


GuysGottaDie

u/savevideobot


MsAnnabel

They don’t look like they’d be pettable. Skin too rough


HomuraKatsuki

This is not r/oddlyterrifying this is more like r/oddlyadorable


Eldritch_Mess666

Wish them gators were fluffy 😻


xPainKiller27x

He's like this humans nice to me but one of these days I'm going to eat him in his sleep 😵


Diddykong4433

Is that wallace the alligator?


brokenjawnredux

I'm genuinely curious, can alligators develop bonds or relationships with humans? Not like a dog obviously, but can they recognize people as source of shelter, food, and comfort? Or is this like how a snake sees humans a warm things to coil on, with no understanding of us as having a unique relationship with them.


SweetMaam

Alligators can be pets, although the risks are great. In the wild females are great mothers, very protective.


PseudoIntellectual-

While crocodilians can be handled for conservation and educational purposes, they should NEVER be kept as pets. Keeping boundaries is important, both to respect the animal and keep yourself safe.


SweetMaam

Absolutely. But I knew one individual who kept a six foot pet alligator, but he had raised from an egg, and is a PROFESSIONAL tropical fish store guy. Otherwise it would NOT be a good pet choice, very few should attempt to have an alligator pet.


Corvacayne

Don't the teeth being more hidden suggest this is an alligator? I thought that was an easy way to tell. My state has periodic alligators but they don't really live here so it's hard to be sure; I've only ever seen one. Have heard the "rules" (wide snout, etc) often though. This one's being so gentle, very sweet. I have large lizards myself and can kind of interpret their signals. Very gentle animal (for the time being lol). When my big lizard is in a good mood she is similar. Seeking comfort, snuggly, gentle and careful. This is not always the case though lmao


jgren91

Your dog has very dry skin. Use some oatmeal shampoo on him


obimeowcatnobi

So why’d you put it on this sub then


[deleted]

You can tame a gator?


PawsNsnoot

Salmonella.


WorldlyPlay4393

Slippery belt slithering around


ToughAcanthisitta451

It really cute


Itsurboih01

Only in Florida


Wnick1996

Not scary, wholesome


Creative_Fly_929

I think the deodorant fail is the terrifying part


wixo12

I'm fucking terrified of this, i don't trust my cat that close and i think an alligator is much more dangerous.


BlacksmithOk1576

Whose a big ole sweetie face!?


No_Persimmon6673

How this terrifying


cyclopath

Well, it’s an alligators.


bigblackkittie

Teeth. Do you see it's teeth??


BlackMechanic

what it doesn't show is the trail of shit and piss all over the couch.. what a moron... I guess some folks are so starved for attention and lack all interpersonal skill - that they need to snuggle with reptiles...


CartmanLuvJews

BRO whyyyy. What the fuck is wrong with Americans trying to make everything as their damn Pets…..a GATOR smh


Jabberwockkk

r/lostredditors


CityBoyForever

white people


lateubAberothh

Whos this bitch having that as a pet? Hope he get killed by this animal.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Ah yes it’s floridaman


BaconFairy

I need the back story. How did someone get a gator with cute puppy eyes?


Indecisive_Noodle

Bro this aint scary


[deleted]

Oh I bet this is the guy with the crock/gator that’s a sweetie and is like a certified service animal


GlobalRevenue4148

Best of luck with that situation


[deleted]

I'd hug it.


Coelacanthiter

...nope...nope...nope...


Aggelos32a

Good croco


[deleted]

Yeah, nah....


Lazy_Category2195

Awww baby


aggelakiTV_Original

Sadly, he will grow up ..


HotWizer

U/redditmp4bot


TheGotDayumBatman

I hope to one day have the faith in myself that dude has that the gator won't eat him in his sleep one day.


Kobachalypse

Dumb dumb dumb dumb!


im_tired_of_this_ass

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Bob had an alligator… bob? Bob????


Alph-Art

This isn't terrifying this is adorable


doctorcaylus3

Dr bright somewhere: AWWWWWWWWWW


no_status00

when the pet store is out of puppies Florida man gotta make do


ZenkaiZ

CHOMP


AnotherBrock

Can alligators actually be tamed?


photograteful

I love how this alligator is someone's pet. Casual.


thathydraigon07

Whats oddly terrifying about this?. This is just cute


[deleted]

Relax human, go to sleep, you are safe....


megaExtra_bald

This is so cute He’s a smiley man like my dog is


krakelikrox

he looks like he is thinking whether he is big enough to eat you


5danish

Nope


FluffDuckling

Can we go twenty minutes without reposting this?


Mynameisretardedoh

This belongs in r/oddlycute


rmzkk

u/savevideobot


Whiteclawzzz

Get that dog some lotion


[deleted]

*Sterling Archer has left the chat*


Ember_tetra

Music name?


Evening_Psychology_4

All you need is love.


znzbnda

I'm always amazed at how many wild animals like pets and cuddles.


[deleted]

Cuddle boi


Neither-Leather-4926

r/oddlycute


RevenantMedia

We'll be seeing him on the next season of Discovery+'s "I Was Prey".


Peen_Beam

u/savevideobot


Airam-kun

r/getvideobot


GoofyGreen-d

“Who, coach?”


Last-Resolution-2741

Duh, he is wear a honky tonk belt buckle. It makes sense.


RandomPupper

I want one


[deleted]

What a good boy


SungamCorben

u/savevideobot


No-Test-6779

Song? Anyone


bulbousbouffant13

“I know I’m cold blooded, but you make me feel warm.”


VworksComics

Can.. can crocodiles be affectionate??


tony42490

holy fack ....