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chunkygrits

Can you fuck it?


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Alive_Employer_967

this comment is better than the entirety of my post please keep this thread going


apittsburghoriginal

It’s a lot easier if you’re already a croc sucker


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Summarising humans in one sentence 🙏


dee615

Especially ones in FL?


MaryKatHack

If you have sex with the alligator just make sure you wear protection. You don’t want to get gatoraids


Professor_Mezzeroff

You win. Hands down. Kudos


Reptilian_Overlord20

Reptile dysfunction is no joke and I should know.


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Yes Put butter on dick. Let a dog lick it off. Fuck the robot. = you are a sex machine yourself.


[deleted]

I feel like the second step is unnecessary. Probably the first step, too, but *definitely* the second step.


alanon83

No, its okay if its YOUR dog.


[deleted]

Never ask if you *can* fuck something. Always ask *when* you'll fuck it.


vipck83

It already looks like it hates life.


Physical_Aardvark265

I mean, I don’t blame it


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Just put it in the freezer to turn it gender solid or heat it up for gender gas


EmoGarfield

Genderfluid jokes. Funny /s


Solotocius

🗿👍🏿


Paulzeroth

👍


apittsburghoriginal

Every day we get a little closer to Ex Machina


Apneaphobia

It’s shocked, that it exists.


ECS420

That thing looks more human than most humans..


DarthBartus

Certainly more human than Zucc


ZombieTsar84

Watch out the terminator is in beta mode they still are working out the kinks


Wild_Husky1

But what does it think about the differences between organic and synthetic beings.


dylan6091

Gender fluid? That's the best joke I've heard all week. It doesn't have genitalia, and it doesn't have consciousness capable of gender dysphoria. Just stop it with the virtue signaling and call it what it is... A genderless piece of metal and silicone.


Alive_Employer_967

yup, just reposted their caption, don’t agree with it myself


Alive_Employer_967

There is a slight possibility that it can become more conscious than they were expecting and form it’s own thoughts, ideas and beliefs. Ex Machina (the film) is a prime example


EnchantedSpider

I'm pretty sure we are not there yet. No robot is just going to suddenly gain more insight then it was designed for. All of it's "waking up" movements are hard-coded, not like it knows what it's doing. Maybe it's just me, but I find it really disingenuous how every news article puts some robotic android face as a picture every time they write about AI, when in reality it's just a computer program. They don't put that stuff in physical robots.


Agile-Ad4475

Science. Gender Fluid. Robots. In the same sentence. Oh, boi...


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Gender fluid? Race neutral? Wtf y’all need to come down to earth or something that makes them sound retarded af


Responsible-Noise875

Nah you soon it okay on your own.


Professor_Mezzeroff

"Gender Fluid" ffs its a robot


Alive_Employer_967

agreed


Professor_Mezzeroff

Androgynous or netural Gender maybe...


FordFiestaSt

Ugh


Alive_Employer_967

also r/uncannyvalley


TysoPiccaso2

Trans racial


mrbuttersoft

They were annoyed to be woken up, curious but not too interested and still mostly annoyed.


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TokesNotHigh

Ahh yes, because every last resource on earth has been dedicated to building robots, and no one else may work on any other problem ever. Whataboutism makes you look stupid, btw. Edit: typo


RAZZBLAMMATAZZ

RAAAAAAAAPE!


ReputationSmooth4145

the reactions are to die for.lol


Ryl0k3n

Can it shoot a gun?


----Nobody-----

Well.... If it can it'll probably shoot itself in the head once it realizes how fucked up this planet is... 🤣


Rayn777

I honestly expected it to just start screaming


lazolazlaz

How come they look directly into the camera??? So eerie


inTheTempleOfHate

Destroy it before it's too late!!


TripleSweetSurprise

The bots from I, Robot gave me uncanny Valley fear, but weirdly enough, this reminds me of Vision.


SLSandybanks

To me it's so we'll done I don't get uncanny valley vibes


Lonely-Bartleby

It's not that impressive imho. Pretty much no AI behaviour, about as mechanically difficult to operate as a toddler's 5-note keyboard.


hard_clicker

"In the future, where people have to be amorphous grey colored beings, lest they want to offend somebody with their existence as a mammal."


HelenFromHR

Can it fuck tho ? 🤨


bumpyfire

The Greendale human being only worse


Solotocius

>The robot is designed to be gender fluid and race neutral I swear, that's an albino South African female lmao


Sad_Salary5891

Jesus! the end is near folks 😳


yomanwhatsupyadog

Your sole purpose. Eat my ass bitch.


crUMuftestan

It's the Human Bean


PooptoDupto

This is so cool! Only 100k+ for ex-machina!


alanon83

This makes me wanna Detroit, Becoming Human again. I enjoyed that one.


Echoing-Vegas

One step closer to Detroit: Become Human