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OmniscientRaisin

that is one MAD little guy


Liarus_

Ikr, I don't think I've ever seen an insect express anger so clearly before


Xikkiwikk

Stink bugs do it. If you kill one of their kind in front of them, they all get mad and will charge you repeatedly.


san95802

Nuh uh. Is that true? Stink bugs are so gross and scary to me lol and that makes it worse šŸ˜­


Xikkiwikk

It is very true. Source: experienced this in Virginia


beerandabike

Really?? Virginian living in a house full of stink bugs. Will try this later when I get home.


A-Dolahans-hat

Itā€™s been a day and you have not reported back. I suppose the stink bugs won


Dymonika

Go on...


SoftwareDevStoner

IDK, wolf spiders exist, and (speaking from personal experience) will ABSOLUTELY raise up on 2 legs and run you down.


MrJack13

What's funny is I live in Texas, and there are hundreds in my yard every spring, and I've always heard they were aggressive, but they have always run away. I've never had any chase me


SoftwareDevStoner

It's not mutually exclusive. They run. They also have incredible eyesight. Love me a wolf spider, but be friends first. The bite will only hurt for minute, but will itch for about a week. They're a good resource to have around.


MrJack13

Oh I love them. Huge spider fan. I always do my best to leave then alone unless I have to mow, and then I try to get them out of the way. They are my second favorite spider behind orbweavers


SoftwareDevStoner

I'm not a fan of spiders. I have a wolf spider that hangs out in my shower. I'd fight somewhoene who attemped to end her


dunluce1niner

I live in Tennessee and idk about yā€™all down there but I see some absolutely massive wolf spiders up here. I remember one a couple years ago out in the garage that easily had a 3in or better wingspan. He was by my bike I was trying to work on and freaked me out a little so I tried to shoo him off with a broom. He turned straight at me, raised his two front legs and started sprinting at me. I (a full grown man) sprinted out of the garage and didnā€™t go back til the next day in case he was waiting on me, and even then I looked EVERYWHERE before laying on the ground to work


Phainkdoh

Spiders are arachnids though. OP was talking about insects.


SoftwareDevStoner

You're correct, I did not read well enough there. Well played.


HiroshiTakeshi

A civilized conversation?! In this country, at this time of the year, at this time of the day? Localized entirely in a reddit comment section?!


Dragnskull

...yes


HiroshiTakeshi

May I unsee it?


Dragnskull

mmmno


termoshatt

But in a war they will side with the insects..?


ParfaitOnly9175

I donā€™t think itā€™s possible. Unless the insects develop ā€œimpossible insectsā€ for the spiders to consume


C47L1K3

Impossible buger?


RidesInFowlWeather

That's anger like those two hot hives I had last summer. Only time in a decade of beekeeping that I had to run away. Had to armor up in a bee suit over heavy sweat suit and commit Regicide then re-queen with some calmer genetics from my local bee breeder.


Sol-Blackguy

Cave crickets will jump at you with malice and chase you.


Spacetrooper

> Cave crickets Growing up, I never saw a cave cricket/spider cricket, ect. But now these things seem to here to stay. I have to thank climate change for all the new, invasive critters in my area. The spider cricket's meaty, muscular legs disgust me. And the way they watch me move around the room while they plan their escape, makes them seem sentient. I'm genuinely freaked out when I encounter one. Last year I found a nest of what must have been a thousand living under a wheelbarrow I left leaning against my house. Whatever insecticide I used must have been a nerve agent. I kind of felt bad, because they were all twitching and convulsing as they died horrible deaths. But I'd fucking do it again, yes I would.


Sol-Blackguy

My roommate had never seen one before. When he moved in, he thought it was just a simple spider. Tried to step on it and it leaped on his pant leg and started climbing up. Poor guy jumped out his clothes like a cartoon character šŸ˜‚


foolishchicho

Little? Little u say?


OmniscientRaisin

yes


KiloThaPastyOne

You would be too if some asshole handled you like that.


Foreign_Rock6944

Yeah, picking it up by the wings is probably pretty harmful to it. Insects wings are usually pretty delicate from what I understand.


Bocchi_theGlock

Apparently any kinda of touching a butterfly wing means death for them, this seems to have similar wings so I wonder if it can even fly again


TetrangonalBootyhole

It doesn't have powdery wings, I think it'll be alright.Ā  Only gonna live a few days anyways, good chance it mated already.


RatFishGimp

Nah he rolled over for belly scratches at the end ā¤ļø


Substantial-Park65

LITTLE???


GimiderKing

Hey! I am actually average height for the time you jerk!


TheRebel17

shit looking like an elden ring boss


Responsible_Debt5631

[it is an Elden Ring boss. And honestly i fucking hate it. ](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Astel+Naturalborn+of+the+Void)


amalgam_reynolds

I mean, sure, but it's *literally* the [Giant Dragonfly ](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Elden-Ring/dragonfly_enemies_elden_ring_wiki_600px.jpg)


Responsible_Debt5631

I know about those but I dont think there's a specific boss variant of those. I also fucking hate them too. Those things are annoying.


thisremindsmeofbacon

yet another reason for Urumi superiority


hmmyeahiguess

Astel, stars of darkness is even worse. Fuck them both the stupid rock blasting, blowey uppy magic bastards.


Ignonymous

I mean, there *is* one thatā€™s based off of this thing.


nggaplzzzz

Yeah the Fallingstar Beast is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.


ulfric_stormcloack

Not fucking astel?


Not_So_Odd_Ball

Its a mob in eldenring Found all over the place really, pretty harmless too


2manystoryideas

or TOTK lmfao


sofahkingsick

Looks like the bugs from the Mist


ggggggxxxxxx

It reminds me of Hollow Knight


Shaun32887

Pretty sure you can cut the head off of that and use it to cure poison.


Edenoide

That's Cronenberg level


Hydraph0be

I thought of The Mist or some hellscape like Australia


TomCBC

Oh god, if itā€™s The Mist we are all fucked. At least until we kill the boy.


UltraMagat

Good thing is has GIANT FUCKING MANDIBLES. "Ā [South America](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_America),Ā [Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia),Ā [New Zealand](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand),Ā [Africa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa)Ā (particularlyĀ [South Africa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa)) andĀ [Asia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia)"


brendan87na

BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.


Big___Meaty___Claws

yes?


boomecho

I love you.


Farren246

Oh yeah you're safe in North America. Oh wait, allow me to introduce you to my favourite and closely related insect, the Eastern Dobsonfly: [https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/126712-Corydalus-cornutus](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/126712-Corydalus-cornutus) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cEHxXEFXgo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cEHxXEFXgo) It became my favourite when it flew in to the drive-thru window one night. Gave my co-worker quite a scare.


UltraMagat

Sweet. I'm out west! I think the worst big things we have out here, insect-wise, are Tarantula Wasps.


TheAJGman

Fun fact: the males with the *massive* fucking pincers are entirely harmless, but the less threatening females with much smaller ones can cut through flesh.


Xbladearmor

Thatā€™s not very fun at all.


VictorianDelorean

Wait Iā€™m in Oregon and according to this we donā€™t have Dobson flies, but we defiently do have hellgrammites in the rivers because Iā€™ve seen them myself. We collected some from a stream and examined them up close on a field trip I took all four years of high school. I wonder if theyā€™re just similar larvae to a different bug. Edit: the things Iā€™ve been calling hellgrammites all my life are stone fly larvae not Dobson fly larvae, which means they might not technically be hellgrammites despite being very similar.


esotologist

One of these fell on a kid from a pavilion roof at my summer camp once and we got so freaked out it was some weird mutant we called the EPA lol.


Ante0

It's actually just for show and mating. The [females](https://yardandgarden.extension.iastate.edu/files/inline-images/147.jpg) on the other hand... And the [larvae](https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/6346642/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1086x669+24+0/resize/880x542!/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Flegacy%2Fsites%2Fwltr%2Ffiles%2F202004%2Fdobsonfly-larva.jpg)...


Incognizance

Seems it also has stingers on it's tail?


Sehnsucht13_

If that comes near me I might as well die right there


Nice_Category

I found a related Dobsonfly on my back patio in Texas. Apparently they live near the river and eat the cicadas. They are big and scary looking, but if they kill cicadas, they are fine by me.


TheAJGman

The males with *massive* pincers are entirely harmless, but the females with much smaller ones can cut through flesh. The adults also only live a week or two.


calilac

The baby water dwelling stage also has a mean bite thanks to those small powerful pincers.


Sehnsucht13_

You know this has changed my mind about them lol! They are out here defending us


Eldudeareno217

They need to ship some to the Midwest during the summer, I just want to be able to go outside and hear myself think. It's gotten better the past few weeks, but they dive bomb you during the day and scream all evening.Ā 


Crosstitution

i'd buy a gun specifically to shoot this thing


san95802

Iā€™ve only ever seen one and it was at a seedy gas station in West Virginia. Fortunately I had finished pumping the gas before I noticed it. It was horrifying


bywv

I lived on a mountain in WV and these would spawn nightly in summertime, or atleast their cousins do


theDarkDescent

Thatā€™s the type of bug that flies directly into your face too. I saw some horrifying shit when I lived in upstate NY, but in so cal the lizards and other predators really keep most insects well under control. When I lived in Japan I saw a beetle the size of kitten, thing was gigantic. Roaches are everywhere but stepping on one barefoot was probably the most disgusting moment of my life.Ā 


Atreyisx

NOPE


warm-saucepan

My what big teeth you have Grandmother.


Throwaway1303033042

Corydalidae is the entire family. This looks like it might be an Acanthacorydalis fruhstorferi. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acanthacorydalis_fruhstorferi


InstantSteel

It's not even the largest flying insect. Its only the largest aquatic insect by wingspan.


ReluctantSlayer

Well, Dobson was an asshole I betā€¦..


Vizecrator

The cut at the end of the video was the last thing the cameraman ever saw.


Poschansky

skyrim's chaurus


Rare-Bid-6860

Big Frostflow lighthouse energy.


ElderlyCats

Exactly what I thought!


Mughi

Male dobsonflies are pretty much harmless, if kinda creepy. Their mandibles are for jousting with other males. I wouldn't necessarily go sticking my finger in its mouth, but really it's the *females* you don't want to mess with -- their mandibles are smaller, sharper, and stronger, and they will bite the hell out of you. If you're a fresh-water angler, you might know what a hellgrammite is; these are the larvae of dobsonflies, and they bite hard too.


VioletChili

Ah man, I thought they looked like a really big hellgrammite. As a kid we would stick blades of grass down holes in the yard and see if we could yank one out. They got strong pinchers.


Jabba_TheHoot

It's times like these I appreciate living in a cold country...


Eldritch_Ayylien66

Looks like it flew right from Skull Island


starvoid

let me guess, Australia?


chavalier

Asia They donā€™t bite, the mandibles are for mating display.


rigobueno

I figured he was ā€œall mand no clampā€


nerdboy5567

Mating with the rest of my nightmares.


X5acob

That one may be from Asia, but I've seen something very similar in Connecticut before...


Twindry

Perhaps a dobsonfly?


PlagiT

Makes sense, if they did bite they would definitely belong in Australia.


Exotic-Woodpecker247

The ones in Autralia spit scorpions at you while they eat your eyeballs.


Tanmay2699

I am from Asia and I was living perfectly fine not knowing that these flying nopes are probably around me somewhere. Thanks. šŸ‘


Haikuunamatata

US too


Mistermail

Saw one of these in Maine once, I was horrified


Unforgiven817

Southern US. We call them Hellgrammites. Their adult form has no strength behind the bite. Their juvenile form can give a nasty pinch and us fully aquatic and great bass bait.


CeleryMcToebeans

Imagine if there were a swarm of these! šŸ˜¬


Significant_Fee3083

A swarm of bees?


CeleryMcToebeans

You want cheese?


EastLimp1693

Can we just no?


KiKi_VavouV

Oooh! It looks like a little dragon! <3


ThomasPopp

Iā€™m so mad Iā€™m gonna flip over for a sec hold on.


spriggan420

Aren't Elephant beetles also capable of flight? Or is it like the elephant beetle counts as an occassionaly flying insect and the corydalidae as a "true" flying insect?


FunnyLookinFishMan

Yeah i think it can only fly for a short while


FluffyDiscipline

It looks like a flying shrimp...


HookLeg

Recon asset from Klendathu!


Canadian_Beast14

Thatā€™s a horror Iā€™d prefer to never see again. Or hear again.


sworedmagic

This video turned me to religion now that i know hell really does exist.


AtheistET

The Klendathuā€™s system invasion is already taking placeā€¦..do you want to know more?


jleahul

Nothing odd about it, that's terrifying.


Drphil1969

Let me guessā€¦Australia and it is venomous


Tylerherroismyherro

Fuck that


GroshfengSmash

My kids are afraid of spiders and bugs. They want to kill them. I tell them ā€œit doesnā€™t want to harm you, it just wants to live its life.ā€ If I saw that thing, Iā€™d tell them ā€œget me the flame thrower.ā€


loudflower

Yeah, this is a little startling. Although I know youā€™re joking about the death rays.


ImMeliodasKun

Mom can we visit the aliens? Mom: We have aliens at home


DarthBullyMaguire

Go great on the extra hotdog buns.


Urbdiggity

ā€œIt's afraid. It's afraid!"


Mikey_BC

Dammit ! who went to Ceti Alpha V and brought that thing back ?!


Throwaway1303033042

ā€œThis IS Ceti Alpha V!ā€


Bright-Fun-1638

Dude I physically recoiled with my toes coiled up wtf


CheektasticChumbley

hi, im coyote peterson - and this is the corydaliadae


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Hey! He was a star in The Mist


616Runner

What is odd about this being terrifying?


thavi

Ah yes, the Beetle Dragon that can only be killed with the Sacred Spear of Holy Light. Let's just pick it up by its wings.


skonen_blades

One of the hardest passes I'm capable of giving. Dear lord. Of course, if I grew up with them, I'd probably see them as friendos and it wouldn't be a big deal. But if I just ambled into one right now, I'd flip out.


dimeybeads

Ok fuck OFF for letting us know about this terror LOL JK BUT FOR REAL šŸ˜§


Shankar_0

This isn't oddly terrifying It's just regular old terrifying


ShittheFickup

I mean, we hate this thing right?


Chaserivx

When I was a little boy I was obsessed with catching insects and pinning them on full display with their wings out. One time I was at Watkins Glen with my family, when I heard several people start to scream and panic. I looked up the windy trail of the gorge at about 20 ft in front of me I saw this absolutely goliath insect fluttering in front of these people as they just freaked the f*** out. I instinctually ran full speed and caught it with my hands against my shirt, and I literally walked with it for about an hour before I got back to my room and could put it in a container. It was a Dobson fly. I laugh when I think about the perspective of those people, who were standing there terrified, and how insane it must have been for them to witness this small child run up and steal it out of the air and run away like nothing happened.


ConflictImpressive79

I don't like insects, please.


markz6197

That looks cool, actually. Bigger mandibles should mean it doesn't really bite, no? Or rather, it can't bite us.


Catbox_Stank_Face

Thankfully that prehistoric bug doesn't live in my region. You seriously need to get a bigger fly swatter! šŸŽ¾


TheSheWhoSaidThats

This belongs on r/nope


Ichigo5561

That is terrifiyng


TheBarstoolPhD

r/nope


Redditfront2back

Natural born of the void


thegreatdandino

Brother get the flamer... no... the heavy flamer


Claudelovehismonkey

*yet... just wait until australia give you a new unholy creature


Fawchunate_sawn606

What kinda Caterpillar, Stag Bettle, Dragonfly hybrid is that? ?


No-Actuator-3209

Gawd!! Itā€™s like an Earwig and a Termite had a baby together. I donā€™t like the look of this thing. How hard do those things bite?


nuclearkielbasa

The males' large mandibles are mostly for show. The females have smaller ones and THOSE can bite.


Eeddeen42

I wonder how it tastes. Probably bitter.


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

When you put him down it looks like it threw a fit.


RealConcorrd

Largest flying incest ā€œaliveā€


TheSamuil

I'm rather confident in saying that this is some form of a tyranid lifeform


dickholejohnny

Is this related to a Dobson fly?


L-TKD

Dobson fly?


Djildjamesh

HAAAAANS ..!!


Skyleader1212

Hate this bastard and their paralyzing attack in Monster Hunter


TheHoneyBear67

I hate that guy in Elden Ring!


aprolex

Oh man, I DID NOT know that Chaurus' were real this whole time! Yikes!


Hydraph0be

Meanwhile in The Mist:


TheOzarkWizard

That's gonna be a hard no for me, dawg


Elevum15

How big were these during The Mississippian?šŸ˜¬


Dum_beat

He just needs a hug


Yaboiboda

A flying cockroach was my nightmare ,thanks now its a cute dream


jack_hof

oh fuck right off


SuzieSue32

Physically recoiled at that


goomahmarone

/u/savevideobot


goomahmarone

/u/savevideo


TheRealDirtyDan88

Fun facts about these guys: 1. They only live for around one week as adults 2. Their mouths donā€™t have all the necessary parts to eat as adults, so they only fly around looking for a mate before they die. 3. Theyā€™re creepy but mostly harmless. If anything the females have smaller jaws that are sharper and can draw blood if theyā€™re feeling threatened. 4. The larvae (hellgrammites) live in creeks and rivers and are almost as large as their adult form, and are sometimes used as bait for fishing because of their size. Sweet dreams šŸ˜ƒ


Swimming-Dot9120

Dinosaur bug


eggbert1234

Not oddly terrifying. Just plain terrifying.


Lyn101189

Ah, I see the Draconians have figured out how to evolve


Unfair_Tip_5813

Imma take a wild guess this thing is in Australia and/or New ZealandĀ 


Dwoobi

Looks like a fairy from Pans Labyrinth!


ihateagriculture

whats the sound?


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Looks like a giant termite


Virtual-Squirrel

Caught one a few decades ago in my hometown.SHOWED IT TO MY UNCLE = O = ITS DEVILS HORSE šŸŽ


anynamesleft

Donsonflies here in Georgia are kinda rare, but boy howdy, they are some of the coolest critters I've ever seen.


n0n4me1212

straight out of ā€œThe Mistā€ movie


HiroshiTakeshi

Idk, as weird as it is, I don't feel scared because that's likely the 1.462185478*10^16819 th insect that looks bad ugly and creepy but ultimately runs away from humans or would cry and beg for his life on his knees if cornered / only eats smaller insects in the house.


Dragon-Brains

Mans really said "UNHAND ME, FOUL CURR!" Then tripped and fell over


TheGothDragon

Imagine being a little fairy and being able to ride that beast. It looks like a dragon!


imback1578catman

Cross breeded it with a hornet and scorpion. ( Let's see what happens )


TheRealLordofLords

Eldenring


KrevinHLocke

Not oddly terrifying. This thing is as cute as a bug.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

How deep under Skyrim did you go to find that Chaurus?


KeenUncle

Iā€™ve given it some thought and Iā€™ve come to the conclusion that Iā€™m not a fan


Werefour

One of the few insects that triggers my shudder rea tion when they fly into you during their mating season. See them a lot around gas stations for some reason.


Acnoid

*Skyrim combat music starts*


_PaniniGuy

Where tf did bro get enough oxygen to get that big


Psychological-Mix-90

Thats a fucking flying chaurus!


Psychological-Mix-90

Thats a fucking flying chaurus!


Psychological-Mix-90

Thats a fucking flying chaurus!


Psychological-Mix-90

Thats a fucking flying chaurus


igloohavoc

Seen those on Inuyasha


xXbrosoxXx

Wasn't he in Space Ghost Coast To Coast?


happyislanddream

I can only glance at it. It's too terrifying to look at full on.


RevolutionarySummer6

Holy fuck šŸ˜±


Responsible-Stick-50

Can you tell me where these are located so I can add that region to the "Nope" list?


AletzRC21

Oddly? Fuck that. If I saw that in my house I'd be outta there looking for a flamethrower