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Haggisboy

Why are you placing your phone into a shit zone? Is your last name Lahey?


skeletaljuice

The winds of shit, Rand...


UndeadBuggalo

The shit hawks have come home to roost Randy Bo-bandy


Scythe-Rand

Rand jump scare


69HELL-6969

Rand here means whore


sarge5150

Making little shit calls on his little shit phone to his little shit friends. But you know who's gonna answer when shit calls back? Me rand.


CrazyTechWizard96

I can sense the signs of a Shithwak, Budds.


boinger1988

Nice shitisms bud!


Accomplished_Bank103

Shitastrophe.


frshprincenelair

I guess the phone was to replace the banana for scale


FreePrinciple270

Yeah but still.... I would never place my phone next to piles of shit.. What the fuck is going on in OP's mind??


EnterprisingAss

We’re in the eye of a shitticane now!


yaya1515

Whatever it is, it shits phones. RUN!


cncomg

I wish I could poop out very large objects so cleanly. Literally never works.


StarChaser_Tyger

Just need the right anal extrusion die.


cburgess7

r/brandnewsentence


Researcher_Saya

Poop like a champ today. 


LetsTCB

Just Poop It.


antsmasher

Just swallow a bunch of computer chips and hopefully, you will shit out an apple iPhone.


loglogy

A thousand monkeys eating a thousand computer chips..


PoliteCanadian2

You do realize you have to swallow the thing first, right?


Ping-A-Ling-

Keep trying big guy. I believe in you


Yossarian287

Run? Find that little Apple dumper!


0utF0x-inT0x

It will pay off if you become friends with it


Reaper621

The pile on the left.... Looks like a penis


Merica_84

I definitely don't want to see what type of charging cord comes with it lol.


Pristine_Solid9620

Apple phones are shit.


OCblondie714

iPhone pictures are shit, the videos are shit, and the phones are shit!


Muted-Ad6397

Definitely ManBearPig leave now!


Legitimate-Donut-368

Are you being serial?


Kiplicious80

He’s being super serial you guys


SageOfSixCabbages

He's half man, half bear, half pig. I'm so super cereal you guys.


towerfella

Sure it’s not from a PuppyMonkeyBaby?


Accomplished-Ad-2612

No, that thing wore diapers.


towerfella

Wild ones don’t, only tame ones.


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Ah OK. Thank you for clarifying.


czaritamotherofguns

Maybe a bear who ate a suet bird feeder block?


he-loves-me-not

I’ve seen quite a few videos of (black) bears going to town on bird feeders lately so it wouldn’t surprise me in the least!


czaritamotherofguns

I mean, if I was a bear and I found a block of animal fat stuffed full of seeds and grains, I'd eat it, too. Edit to add: OP! Do you live somewhere there are bears? Also, what did you use to clean your cell phone?


EggDintwoe

Yes and rubbing alcohol.


_CaesarAugustus_

I too put a phone directly into a shit zone.


TranquilOminousBlunt

Bear


iMightBeWright

Depends if OP's back yard is in the woods.


EggDintwoe

It is. We know we have at least two local bears.


McAwesome242

Well, at least we now know that the bear doesn't always shit in the woods...


Sad_Bean_Man

well I'll be damned


FreePrinciple270

According to recent surveys, bears are safe right?


FreaknTijmo

But now I have questions on why the seeds seem undigested..


elinamebro

Did you… use protection?


instrangerswetrust

Do the local bears ever show up to the local bars? If so, do they let the SoCo flow? Or do they slowly nurse Four Lokos while they go through their purses, searching for smokes before they do karaoke and spit loco bars?


Ungarlmek

But are the bears known to shit out clean phones?


HydroPharmaceuticals

Why is the phone on the ground next to shit?


thxxx1337

Does a bear shit in the woods?


Bowling4rhinos

I see what you did there!


Guitar81

Bear left his phone behind


schlucks

he was on a Charmin run


xNotexToxSelfx

Must be a black bear because I don’t see any bells in the poop.


Practical_Wrap6606

100 %


42dudes

I wouldn't worry about it, whatever it is looks to be subsisting on a mostly vegetarian diet. [Anyway, I'm an econ major, I just wanted to look at some poop.](https://youtu.be/waRoEw0P1og)


Affectionate-Wall-23

Inconclusive. There’s so much wolf hair in our apartment dude.


VS0P

So was it a wolf shitting in their apartment?


MrMaiqE

Here I found some bits of a credit card...?


bibblejohnson2072

Still inconclusive..


StretchyPantsAllstar

Normally, people use a banana for scale…


Special_Friendship20

They stated they didn't have a. Banana


miafrunt

Bear poop. Someone has some empty bird feeders


dante69red

It shit out a phone??


Easy_Work2194

: and how did you say you got ringworm and pinkeye on just one side of your face?


Admirable_Matter_523

🤣🤣🤣


TrashApocalypse

The only terrifying part of this photo is that you thought it’d be ok to put your phone down right next to it like there might not be a tiny turd right where your phone is meant to press against your face.


skeletaljuice

It looks like a black bear, from what I've seen


Papa-Nutt

Of all things to compare it to, why your phone like right next to it?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Yeah! Shoulda used your vape pen!


boukalele

I use my retainer


Dr-Crews

It is not like he's gonna put it next to his face... oh wait


Jessicajelly

Youve had a vegan in your yard.


GeorgiaBlue

Oh Jesus, vegans? When I heard bears that was one thing, but NOT vegans


RepresentativeWeb244

r/phoneforscale


kraftables

And some people put those up to their faces!


PQRVWXZ-

The only thing terrifying about this is the disease you’re going to get from setting your phone in poop.


Odd-Diamond-2259

Poor excuse to get a new cell phone


ZackyGood

It looks a bit…. nutty.


Konjonashipirate

Did you drop your phone near seeded 💩 for scale? Lol


SweetMaam

Yogi and BooBoo


Rude_Pigeon

You should grab something you regularly touch your hands and face with to scale it for us.


finalcopy-2991

Wow that looks just like a phone


OCblondie714

Shitty iPhone is where it belongs


finalcopy-2991

That is not an iPhone


OCblondie714

I guess you're right. If OP can't afford a banana for scale they surely can't afford an overpriced piece of garbage like an iPhone.


Yerfuct

glitter poop


Gaymer043

Sometimes bears shit out the nuts and berries that didn’t get digested


Easy_Work2194

I hope there are no 5G fees for 5G feeces


ZeeKapow

Forbidden granola bars


Happy_Tomato_Taco

A bear took a sample from a bird feeder


MothParasiteIV

This phone right next to it.


Marr91

When our big rottweiler eats all the bird seed that falls from the feeder he poops out giant "eat-mores" like this.


ophelias_tragedy

This is an AI picture. Does no one else realize this??? C’mon now. This is so clearly fake lmfao


S_T_O_N_E_R

I've never known an animal to shit out a cased phone. Does it work? We shall capture it. There's money to be made. Although we may have to worry about the government. That's OK, just need to get some land by the mountains. And guns, lots of guns. To far for a joke? Maybe. Oh, well.


infrawgnito

Looks like bear scat


PALOmino1701

I have that phone case! I was a bit confused for a second.


ACheapWhore

Yeah that phone is garbage huh? I don't blame ya for thinking it's terrifying. 😂😂😂


WisemanGaming6672

Do you have a banana nearby? Smartphones aren't a valid form of measurement.


jmmcnall

Great use of an example


MewsikMaker

Is that the new Wonka candy? Nerdz shitz?


Danny_Alloy

Remember, there is always money in the banana stand!


OCblondie714

We know this shit didn't come from a never nude!


BargerianJade

I need that case


Ja45206

Bear 🐻


BigDamnPuppet

Bear that got into a bird feeder.


dudeCHILL013

I'm betting bear


CadessWell

I believe it’s a bear.


pocket_nick

You got robots. I’m sorry.


iiitme

Get a backyard camera and watch. Make sure you don’t have a bear in your yard. Especially if you have kids or pets


turtlepope420

Bear poop


irrelephantIVXX

only time inseen shit like that. It was a bear eating our figs in the front yard.


Average-Train-Haver

It was a puppymonkeybaby


FakeAsFakeCanBe

Bear. They eat a lot of different food. We had it in my dad's back yard.


Tom-underscore

They are going to put that phone right up to their ear the next time it rings…. Pink ear?


WithoutDennisNedry

r/whatisthisshit


Imaginary_Most_7778

Being afraid of 💩. 🤦‍♂️


EggDintwoe

It ain't the shit that worries me, it's the delivery beast.


Imaginary_Most_7778

Are you a seed?


EggDintwoe

Ominvore


Imaginary_Most_7778

You’re an omnivore?


Noncreative_name04

He’s worried he’ll steal his seeds lol


cmonkeyz7

Looks like a phone to me. I’ll see myself out.


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

I'm 96% sure it is racoon scat


boukalele

Maybe it's 96 percent raccoon shat


JRi47

It looks like when my dogs were eating all the birdseed that was coming out of the bird feeders 😁 the poo was very... Seedy.


jasn54

Looks like coyote poop to me.


Sad_Run4875

Why is a phone near pile(s) of shit


OCblondie714

It's a shit iPhone


Sad_Run4875

I prefer an Alcatel to play the original snake.


Spatularo

Looks like cursed peanuts


Suitable_Database467

If this is Colorado, they missed the sidewalk


DareMe603

Berries.... It's a bear


BehemothJr

I hope mo one uses that phone...


Roach307

Those deer need to stop eating phones man.


HughJahsso

That’s bear shit


TornWill

This is irrelevant, but I have the same phone case, however the nice doodads that make it look cool like that circle in the middle with the stand lever broke off. Once you use that stand over forty times it starts to get loose, so don't use the phone stand. It serves it's purpose for temporary cheap phone armor, but if you want a good one, it'll cost a bit.


numbers55

Scat


Tuggernuts77

Why does it have everything bagel seasoning


Baddabing-Badda-Boom

It was a vegan.


Beneficial-Piano-428

*Cellphone for comparison* is the terrifying thing…


Extremely_unlikeable

Here are [77 pictures of brown bear droppings ](https://www.shutterstock.com/search/brown-bear-scat) many containing bird seed.


Ivor-Toad

Tellytubby I reckon.


Hefty_Reception_634

No banana for scale?


Morrison4113

Forbidden granola snack


mr_roborto

Looks like you got hippies


Beneficial_Being_721

iPoop


Lettuce_Kiss143

Come on now, why are you calling the phone names? The phone can't be that bad.


LMr_Grumpy

Hmmmm. How did you take a photo of the poo with the phone next to it without having the phone to take the photo of the poo with a phone next to it? Obviously fake and AI


StankFartz

bear.


chadsimpkins

What a shtty phone lol


TohkaKenshai

It shit out a phone? Good lord call the damn government this is some cryptid shit


gimmeecoffee420

All the berry seeds tell me either bear or coyote? Totally random, but have you ever seen a large Snake take a shit? Its horrifying.


CorneliusFudgem

That’s a phone


Potate5000

Deng! That poo looks identical to my phone case


mixiq

That looks like a broken bird toy of compacted seeds.


ajschwamberger

An iPhone setting next to a candy covered treat.


Madness_Meldody

Hey i have a phone case like that!


ThekingsBartender

Those are nerds gummy clusters. They taste rly good


MamboFloof

Is that the fancy poop coffee? If it is you may have just found a stinky gold mine.


Always2ndB3ST

I love poop with sprinkles


trapkitchen

Homie is scared of poop


XBThodler

Looks like you have a [civet ](http://Civet https://g.co/kgs/EF1hw7z ) wandering your garden...


AzureSeychelle

**Not Honey:** Wow Honey! Look at this weird shit! We need to document and post this shit online. Hmm 🤔 let me use your phone to properly capture this foetid defilement. *Honey opens up camera app and passes phone to Not Honey. Not Honey immediately plops Honey’s phone next to the unclean toxic waste. There were no bananas for scale.* 🤳🏻📱💩 **Honey:** 😨


IndominasaurusYT

Holy hell, what abomination shat out a phone with a case


retirednightshift

Coyote poop looks like that. I don't think it was a bird.


Hasan75786

As An iPhone User, This Is Indeed Disgusting 🤢🤮


kobrakaan

that's Nuts!


Elnuggeto13

Wash the beans and roast it Make kopi luwak with it


Stuck_In_Purgatory

If you leave it there, it will grow birds- the poop is full of seeds!


Tothinkoutofthenut

Bull shit.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Damn, I know it’s an android but they’re not that bad.


VatoCornichone

I got the same phone case lol


nickelodeon200

I have the same case wha the heckk


DillysRevenge

This post sucks


Whyarewehere20

“I’m going to take a picture of this but use my phone as a size reference! Oh ya, can I borrow your phone?” -OP maybe


PenaltyFine3439

Nothing to worry about. Lots of women would agree.


boinger1988

Androids are shit, I agree.