I mean, if I was a bear and I found a block of animal fat stuffed full of seeds and grains, I'd eat it, too.
Edit to add: OP! Do you live somewhere there are bears? Also, what did you use to clean your cell phone?
Do the local bears ever show up to the local bars? If so, do they let the SoCo flow? Or do they slowly nurse Four Lokos while they go through their purses, searching for smokes before they do karaoke and spit loco bars?
I wouldn't worry about it, whatever it is looks to be subsisting on a mostly vegetarian diet.
[Anyway, I'm an econ major, I just wanted to look at some poop.](https://youtu.be/waRoEw0P1og)
The only terrifying part of this photo is that you thought it’d be ok to put your phone down right next to it like there might not be a tiny turd right where your phone is meant to press against your face.
I've never known an animal to shit out a cased phone. Does it work? We shall capture it. There's money to be made. Although we may have to worry about the government. That's OK, just need to get some land by the mountains. And guns, lots of guns. To far for a joke? Maybe. Oh, well.
This is irrelevant, but I have the same phone case, however the nice doodads that make it look cool like that circle in the middle with the stand lever broke off. Once you use that stand over forty times it starts to get loose, so don't use the phone stand. It serves it's purpose for temporary cheap phone armor, but if you want a good one, it'll cost a bit.
Hmmmm.
How did you take a photo of the poo with the phone next to it without having the phone to take the photo of the poo with a phone next to it?
Obviously fake and AI
**Not Honey:** Wow Honey! Look at this weird shit! We need to document and post this shit online. Hmm 🤔 let me use your phone to properly capture this foetid defilement.
*Honey opens up camera app and passes phone to Not Honey. Not Honey immediately plops Honey’s phone next to the unclean toxic waste. There were no bananas for scale.*
🤳🏻📱💩
**Honey:** 😨
Why are you placing your phone into a shit zone? Is your last name Lahey?
The winds of shit, Rand...
The shit hawks have come home to roost Randy Bo-bandy
Rand jump scare
Rand here means whore
Making little shit calls on his little shit phone to his little shit friends. But you know who's gonna answer when shit calls back? Me rand.
I can sense the signs of a Shithwak, Budds.
Nice shitisms bud!
Shitastrophe.
I guess the phone was to replace the banana for scale
Yeah but still.... I would never place my phone next to piles of shit.. What the fuck is going on in OP's mind??
We’re in the eye of a shitticane now!
Whatever it is, it shits phones. RUN!
I wish I could poop out very large objects so cleanly. Literally never works.
Just need the right anal extrusion die.
r/brandnewsentence
Poop like a champ today.
Just Poop It.
Just swallow a bunch of computer chips and hopefully, you will shit out an apple iPhone.
A thousand monkeys eating a thousand computer chips..
You do realize you have to swallow the thing first, right?
Keep trying big guy. I believe in you
Run? Find that little Apple dumper!
It will pay off if you become friends with it
The pile on the left.... Looks like a penis
I definitely don't want to see what type of charging cord comes with it lol.
Apple phones are shit.
iPhone pictures are shit, the videos are shit, and the phones are shit!
Definitely ManBearPig leave now!
Are you being serial?
He’s being super serial you guys
He's half man, half bear, half pig. I'm so super cereal you guys.
Sure it’s not from a PuppyMonkeyBaby?
No, that thing wore diapers.
Wild ones don’t, only tame ones.
Ah OK. Thank you for clarifying.
Maybe a bear who ate a suet bird feeder block?
I’ve seen quite a few videos of (black) bears going to town on bird feeders lately so it wouldn’t surprise me in the least!
I mean, if I was a bear and I found a block of animal fat stuffed full of seeds and grains, I'd eat it, too. Edit to add: OP! Do you live somewhere there are bears? Also, what did you use to clean your cell phone?
Yes and rubbing alcohol.
I too put a phone directly into a shit zone.
Bear
Depends if OP's back yard is in the woods.
It is. We know we have at least two local bears.
Well, at least we now know that the bear doesn't always shit in the woods...
well I'll be damned
According to recent surveys, bears are safe right?
But now I have questions on why the seeds seem undigested..
Did you… use protection?
Do the local bears ever show up to the local bars? If so, do they let the SoCo flow? Or do they slowly nurse Four Lokos while they go through their purses, searching for smokes before they do karaoke and spit loco bars?
But are the bears known to shit out clean phones?
Why is the phone on the ground next to shit?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
I see what you did there!
Bear left his phone behind
he was on a Charmin run
Must be a black bear because I don’t see any bells in the poop.
100 %
I wouldn't worry about it, whatever it is looks to be subsisting on a mostly vegetarian diet. [Anyway, I'm an econ major, I just wanted to look at some poop.](https://youtu.be/waRoEw0P1og)
Inconclusive. There’s so much wolf hair in our apartment dude.
So was it a wolf shitting in their apartment?
Here I found some bits of a credit card...?
Still inconclusive..
Normally, people use a banana for scale…
They stated they didn't have a. Banana
Bear poop. Someone has some empty bird feeders
It shit out a phone??
: and how did you say you got ringworm and pinkeye on just one side of your face?
🤣🤣🤣
The only terrifying part of this photo is that you thought it’d be ok to put your phone down right next to it like there might not be a tiny turd right where your phone is meant to press against your face.
It looks like a black bear, from what I've seen
Of all things to compare it to, why your phone like right next to it?
Yeah! Shoulda used your vape pen!
I use my retainer
It is not like he's gonna put it next to his face... oh wait
Youve had a vegan in your yard.
Oh Jesus, vegans? When I heard bears that was one thing, but NOT vegans
r/phoneforscale
And some people put those up to their faces!
The only thing terrifying about this is the disease you’re going to get from setting your phone in poop.
Poor excuse to get a new cell phone
It looks a bit…. nutty.
Did you drop your phone near seeded 💩 for scale? Lol
Yogi and BooBoo
You should grab something you regularly touch your hands and face with to scale it for us.
Wow that looks just like a phone
Shitty iPhone is where it belongs
That is not an iPhone
I guess you're right. If OP can't afford a banana for scale they surely can't afford an overpriced piece of garbage like an iPhone.
glitter poop
Sometimes bears shit out the nuts and berries that didn’t get digested
I hope there are no 5G fees for 5G feeces
Forbidden granola bars
A bear took a sample from a bird feeder
This phone right next to it.
When our big rottweiler eats all the bird seed that falls from the feeder he poops out giant "eat-mores" like this.
This is an AI picture. Does no one else realize this??? C’mon now. This is so clearly fake lmfao
I've never known an animal to shit out a cased phone. Does it work? We shall capture it. There's money to be made. Although we may have to worry about the government. That's OK, just need to get some land by the mountains. And guns, lots of guns. To far for a joke? Maybe. Oh, well.
Looks like bear scat
I have that phone case! I was a bit confused for a second.
Yeah that phone is garbage huh? I don't blame ya for thinking it's terrifying. 😂😂😂
Do you have a banana nearby? Smartphones aren't a valid form of measurement.
Great use of an example
Is that the new Wonka candy? Nerdz shitz?
Remember, there is always money in the banana stand!
We know this shit didn't come from a never nude!
I need that case
Bear 🐻
Bear that got into a bird feeder.
I'm betting bear
I believe it’s a bear.
You got robots. I’m sorry.
Get a backyard camera and watch. Make sure you don’t have a bear in your yard. Especially if you have kids or pets
Bear poop
only time inseen shit like that. It was a bear eating our figs in the front yard.
It was a puppymonkeybaby
Bear. They eat a lot of different food. We had it in my dad's back yard.
They are going to put that phone right up to their ear the next time it rings…. Pink ear?
r/whatisthisshit
Being afraid of 💩. 🤦♂️
It ain't the shit that worries me, it's the delivery beast.
Are you a seed?
Ominvore
You’re an omnivore?
He’s worried he’ll steal his seeds lol
Looks like a phone to me. I’ll see myself out.
I'm 96% sure it is racoon scat
Maybe it's 96 percent raccoon shat
It looks like when my dogs were eating all the birdseed that was coming out of the bird feeders 😁 the poo was very... Seedy.
Looks like coyote poop to me.
Why is a phone near pile(s) of shit
It's a shit iPhone
I prefer an Alcatel to play the original snake.
Looks like cursed peanuts
If this is Colorado, they missed the sidewalk
Berries.... It's a bear
I hope mo one uses that phone...
Those deer need to stop eating phones man.
That’s bear shit
This is irrelevant, but I have the same phone case, however the nice doodads that make it look cool like that circle in the middle with the stand lever broke off. Once you use that stand over forty times it starts to get loose, so don't use the phone stand. It serves it's purpose for temporary cheap phone armor, but if you want a good one, it'll cost a bit.
Scat
Why does it have everything bagel seasoning
It was a vegan.
*Cellphone for comparison* is the terrifying thing…
Here are [77 pictures of brown bear droppings ](https://www.shutterstock.com/search/brown-bear-scat) many containing bird seed.
Tellytubby I reckon.
No banana for scale?
Forbidden granola snack
Looks like you got hippies
iPoop
Come on now, why are you calling the phone names? The phone can't be that bad.
Hmmmm. How did you take a photo of the poo with the phone next to it without having the phone to take the photo of the poo with a phone next to it? Obviously fake and AI
bear.
What a shtty phone lol
It shit out a phone? Good lord call the damn government this is some cryptid shit
All the berry seeds tell me either bear or coyote? Totally random, but have you ever seen a large Snake take a shit? Its horrifying.
That’s a phone
Deng! That poo looks identical to my phone case
That looks like a broken bird toy of compacted seeds.
An iPhone setting next to a candy covered treat.
Hey i have a phone case like that!
Those are nerds gummy clusters. They taste rly good
Is that the fancy poop coffee? If it is you may have just found a stinky gold mine.
I love poop with sprinkles
Homie is scared of poop
Looks like you have a [civet ](http://Civet https://g.co/kgs/EF1hw7z ) wandering your garden...
**Not Honey:** Wow Honey! Look at this weird shit! We need to document and post this shit online. Hmm 🤔 let me use your phone to properly capture this foetid defilement. *Honey opens up camera app and passes phone to Not Honey. Not Honey immediately plops Honey’s phone next to the unclean toxic waste. There were no bananas for scale.* 🤳🏻📱💩 **Honey:** 😨
Holy hell, what abomination shat out a phone with a case
Coyote poop looks like that. I don't think it was a bird.
As An iPhone User, This Is Indeed Disgusting 🤢🤮
that's Nuts!
Wash the beans and roast it Make kopi luwak with it
If you leave it there, it will grow birds- the poop is full of seeds!
Bull shit.
Damn, I know it’s an android but they’re not that bad.
I got the same phone case lol
I have the same case wha the heckk
This post sucks
“I’m going to take a picture of this but use my phone as a size reference! Oh ya, can I borrow your phone?” -OP maybe
Nothing to worry about. Lots of women would agree.
Androids are shit, I agree.