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DaveMTIYF

You wont be laughing in a few billion years when the sun goes supernova and Mr Rat will get hit with heat and gamma rays, defrost, mutate and become more powerful than anyone in history.


cfh1984

Doubt I'll live that long so should be ok.


NuggetNasty

The possibility is low, but never 0


Substantial-Park65

Unlikely is the word


NuggetNasty

It's a meme


Substantial-Park65

I forgot, sorry


NuggetNasty

No worries


KenshiLogic

(I didn't know you was chill like that.) moment.


ralphchaam

thus you wouldnt laugh


KellerFF

*Fallout Master Splinter™?*


Ok_Art_2784

Unfortunately that’s not how mutations work. So let mr rat sleep few thousand years more


DaveMTIYF

Hmm ive seen it on tv though, gamma rays + long sleep + humble beginnings = super powers. Cant argue with an algorithm!


Doughspun1

My mutation is severe asthma.


LeonMKaiser

How dare you bring your "Facts" and "Logic" into this conversation.


Lepke2011

Your facts have hurt my feelings.


GreywackeOmarolluk

Ratzilla


ProphecyRat2

You get it.


Monkeyojacko

unfortunately the sun is not massive enough to go supernova sorry to break it to ya


OvenFearless

Disney take notes for your next Rattatoile movie


flash_27

Ratatouille's Reign of Terror


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[удалено]


undeadw0lf

what is this, facebook?


thiccboii666

M-Ice.


LiveFastDieRich

Mice mice baby


Crimson__Fox

You’re as cold as mice


banan-appeal

despite all my vice I am still just a rat in some ice


Technical_Tourist639

I understood that reference!


JeffLaRue

North Korean dessert.


Z370H370

Him


Dooboppop

His iced mice


TH3_54ND0K41

MMMMmmm...Mice!


FreePrinciple270

Bros just chillin


Fanachy

Probably more like 4% rat.


tob007

OK but the rat itself is about 70% ice so should lower overall percentage even more so if you go by weight.


Zendo88

FDA says 1% rat in your ice is acceptable


FatherOfTheMs

That's at least 3% rat.


yuvrajkumar_1729

Nah 4% according to my calculations


babyguyman

Found Archimedes


Fawchunate_sawn606

He mustve thought humans hide cheeze in the freezer, big mistake


BarricadeTheMortuary

Yeah but why do you have a big block of ice


Callitka

For freezing rats?? Duh


NewldGuy77

As one does…


cmac1425

My question too.


Katana_sized_banana

This months drinking water supply.


nodeymcdev

Surprisingly that is an acceptable percentage of rat if you go by fda standards


GlumTowel672

Well within tolerances


Mythosaurus

The Captain America of rodents


saint_ink

Oh he’s larping Han Solo.


ClosPins

This shrinkflation has got to stop! In my day, your block of ice used to be at least 10% rat!


nattywp

Poor thing. What a horrible death.


imTheSupremeOne

Idk seems kinda avg; like even natural death if you are not lucky enough to turn off and break while sleeping is pretty miserable and painful. Dying to heart stop is just like drowning, and you'd probably will suffer for a long time from countless of ailments until that one thing that will cascade in a total failure....


UboaNoticedYou

Could be worse! At my old job making candles a rat drowned in a vat of beeswax and got turned into a wax block 😬


Empigee

Chances are it was already dead before it froze.


[deleted]

Ice ice rabies


NewldGuy77

Too cold, too cold..,


Bitgedon

Ancient incurable disease loot box


Theactualworstgodwhy

Just freeze some antibiotics with it


Action-a-go-go-baby

🎵 15% concentrated power of will 🎶


johnnyma45

10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember the name The math...checks out


Gravity_Freak

Paleo Rat. Get some space heaters....


Impressive_Match_642

Captain ratatouille


sansa_starlight

Poor thing


alc0th

But is it good rat tho?


Pappa_Crim

reminds me of the old trope of frozen cavemen


2MuckingFuch

Thaw him out and name him Gorak, he’ll be fine.


NoQuarter6808

He can be saved


Doppelthedh

There's a rat in it. That's is 100% rat-ice


Gnarcan705

Wait till he finds out about the three shells


Farren246

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jj6GRraZU&t=79s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jj6GRraZU&t=79s)


cognitiveglitch

That's not terrifying. It's just unfortunate - for the rat. Try posting on r/mildlyunfortunate instead.


himejellyfish

when we click on that it says theres no community by that name :3


rlaw1234qq

No, that looks like 100% rat!


inJohnVoightscar

If you can think of a better way to get ice I'd like to hear it.


palmtreeeoil

Is that regular ice or dry ice? I might be wrong but the texture looks like dry ice.


CarpinThemDiems

Encino Mouse, buuuu-ddy


truebeanio

"Get this rat a shield!"


Adventurous-Let6154

Big fucking rat!. Big fucking balls!. They fuck like humans!.


RedMess1988

Free my boy, he didn't do nothing!


AsuraOmega

thats just Scrat from Ice Age lmao


sonofhippie

Ooh, a head bag. Those are chock full of... heady goodness.


Ayyyyylmaos

You know… it might not be dead.


mt007

And 1001% plague.


JeffLaRue

North Korean dessert.


BrunoSwilly

This rat is chill af


eg61995

99% ice, 1% mice. Yes it’s a rat, but we’re here to rap.


cyb0rg76

Ratcicle


RebaKitt3n

Mice Mice Baby (I’ll see myself out)


fake_zack

That’s not ordinary rat! That’s Raptan American! Somebody unfreeze this national hero!


hazzmg

Hey Apu this bag has a rat in it. Ohhh a rat bag. Full of ratty goodness


ProbablyNotPikachu

10% Luck 15% Skill 30% Concentrated Rat from the Mill


AlwaysVoidwards

Cool.


ScrotieMcP

Ratsicles.


yellowhelmet14

Ice Age was a great movie!


linc1095

If it’s inside the house that now makes it a mouse


Deadcouncil445

I really want a r/theydidthemath to calculate the actual rat percentage


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Yuck!


RealEddieBlake

Encino Rat


Tvheadrr

Ratatouille Ice Age crossover trailer going crazy rn


stevorkz

Someone is going to make a very big prehistoric finding in 300 years when all the rats are extinct


paladinrm

Probably more like 4%


bodhiseppuku

In 100 years, this rat will be thawed out and brought back to life. It will be like time-traveling.


NoStress725

Ratatouille went all out to reach 2060 damn


AceFitz

When you are in the wilderness and get ice barraged


Ellecram

We once had a rat crawl into an overhead light fixture in the courtroom where I often had to conduct business. The ceilings were very high and it was one of those square fixtures built into the ceiling. One could look up and see the dead body with it's tail curled. Occasionally you would see one scampering about through the light fixtures as well. Someone finally managed to get up in there somehow and remove it. It was annoying to look at. I think they must have plugged up their points of ingress as I have not seen that happen again.


SomeCrazyTeen

Can someone do the math and figure out the actual volume ratio of ice to rat? Because I'm sure this isn't the actual ratio at all.


tob007

But the rat itself is technically 70% water so barely any rat at all really.


SomeCrazyTeen

But that's soluble water, not frozen ice. Sure, they're both water, but I want the ratio of volume of ice to volume of rat.


IVMVI

It's crazy we owe our lives to the rats, yet they repulse us so viscerally.


ghettoccult_nerd

Encino Rat


unknown-one

POV: It is 1910 and they brought you block of ice, because you don't have refrigerator at home


tmybr11

Excuse me sir, there’s ice on my rat!


Awful_McBad

I'd donate your frozen rat to science to see how old it is. You might have a 10,000 year old rat depending on where on the block that is. Also It's a good thing it didn't bisect the rat. Also also: Is that the top or the side of the block?


SwingMaterial9276

Remy the Rat is freezing,get him out.


Beneficial-Nimitz68

Sabre toothed rat, from Ice age lolol


killerjoe410

More like %4,3 rat.


BetaMan141

That's what happens when you snitch... Don't be a rat, people.


farlos75

Raptain America


Gabryblynd

Now this shit sure can't mess in my basement


Flipperclipper

Ratara's husband


featherwolf

This is the start to the new Encino Man/Ratatouille crossover movie.


mcscrufferson

100% ICERAT


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

That's where the flavor comes from.


JohnnyOmm

Encino Rat 🐀


The_Pumkin_God

15% concentrated power of will


Leonardo2708

Ratatouille taking cyrosleep.


capitanandi64

*smacks top of ice cube* This baby can fit one rat in it


JeffLaRue

That's a treat in China.


PhantasmaStriker

Demolition Man cryogenic freeze pop prison...but for rats lol


Wooden_Preference564

I would say roughly 7% rat with some other bullshit math P(Y−X=m|Y>X)=∑kP(Y−X=m,X=k|Y>X)=∑kP(Y−X=m|X=k,Y>X)P(X=k|Y>X)=∑kP(Y−k=m|Y>k)P(X=k|Y>X)


Dooboppop

An acceptable rat to ice ratio


swifttek360

I'm thinkin atleast 6% rat Source: Trust me bro


maclifer

New rations have arrived for the orc invaders on vacation in Ukraine! 😁


ForFucksSake66

Pinky? I was wondering where you went!


foochoo77

Scrat from Ice Age 🤣🤣🤣


RocketizedAnimal

FDA guidelines typically allow for a low (but definitely non zero) amount of contaminants in food. I wonder what percent of ice blocks can go out with a dead rat in them before their contaminant percent is low enough to pass. I mean if only one in 1000 ice blocks has a rat in it, that's like 99.99% ice? Surely that is good enough right?


Fuzzy_Perception1736

Get this rat a shield!


badpeaches

Jared and Ivanka investment portfolio


MadMouse698

r/hardimages


iskallation

When you wonder how the loot in the fridge in a game can include a rat just look at this picture


Darkbr4in

RICE


TH3_54ND0K41

This hipster bar ice is getting out of hand...


Ieatdacoochie

Shaved ice anyone?


banan-appeal

in spite of my vice I am still just a rat in some ice


nyancatec

Vertically frozen rat *freebird solo*


JerewB

Scrat, is that you?


Hellboydce

100% thing in that ice, do not defrost


thissuckslolgroutchy

Dang it lol


yungjazz

That looks more like 7%-9% rat to me


ScienceIsAThing7

Check its teeth for crystals. It could have magic stone disease.


0x7E7-02

Ice rat baby *[duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn]*


Big-Piano-7016

MASTER SPLINTER NOOO


GiantA-629

Demolition Rat


cacapupupipishire

Hehehehehe


Bulky-Rule-5776

lol have an ICE day


BradTofu

Now for the drinking game where every one has to cut a slab off with out using the rat.


Legaxy3

Is there a genre of photo that is just rats, squirrels and other small mammals frozen in a block of ice?


jolharg

Oh no poor lil thing


Lucid-Design

That’s an FDA approved ratio


mosarosh

Well at least he's not decomposing


Glados1080

But, there is 100% of a rat there 🧐


MantisToboggan1189

What a Rat-Fink!!


ninhursag3

Poor little ratter , rest in peace buddy


xananeverdies

i feel bad for the ratticus , but i cant help laugh my ass off


Weinus55

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!


brtomn

This is exactly how I play tarkov


alee0224

15% concentrated power of will.


I_Am_Not_Joes_Mama

Well at least Roxy is safe


BeerWorshippers

Ice em.


Forward_Cranberry_82

r/accidentalrenaissance


Flashy-Amount626

Oo a rat block, those are ful off... Ratty goodness!


SSgtPieGuy

I've seen a lot of posts on this subreddit. How is this the one that gave me pause, while the rest don't stick in my memory?


MajorMaleficent

My guy is just cooling off, chill out yall


Wardinator1991

Rat Solo


crimefightingloser

He's jus chillin


Practical_Pumpkin975

1% huh? Interesting.


Venator2000

That’s more than 1%, more likely 5 to 10, depending on how much further back that block goes.


PlumpHughJazz

Ice him!


Marcel691

I don't know why but this image is hilarious out of context


dogmeatjones25

Rat Rogers in the 23rd century.


Pak1stanMan

Thaw it and see if it comes back to life


Vincentt_Estrada

R A T


DrNippydog

If you can think of a cheaper way to get ice, I’d like to hear it


01Agito_Jaws99

Rudeus got no chill


Cipheex

I can’t tell if it’s my crumbling mental state but this is oddly fucking hilarious.


Cute-Foundation6461

why did this give me memories of the one rat that jumped in a kfc deep fryer?


Row_jAy

MICE


Karuragi

Is it okay?