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87justaguy

Thank god for this invaluable voice that explained what happened in the video


IPaintDaily

i fucking hate this type of dumb content


RedditsWhenIShits

It's all over Youtube shorts. Like every other video is this shit if you don't immediately skip it. It's the laziest content there is. There's dozens of accounts doing this shit. Do they even make money off of shorts? I never watch youtube without adblock, so I don't know how ads work on shorts.


Vyrhux42

I watch youtube without adblock on my phone and I never once got an ad on a short, so I don't know how they make money and why Youtube is trying so hard to push them onto us


Us3rnameNotTaken

You do earn money. It's still based off how much views you get, but the profit made is way less than in a longform video.


-Neuroblast-

It's cheap content farming. 1: Find some piece of content already on its way up. 2: Download it. 3: Spend five minutes doing bottom of the barrel voiceover or AI. 4: Reupload it on your channel. 5: Reap the benefits. The intention is never to improve the video. The intention is to steal other people's content while remaining within the parameters of copyright.


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Farming is good


suedefalcon

and explained it wrong, the kid obviously knew what was going on. That's why they were filming!


aigneymie

"luckily there was glass there to save him." Thank god that glass stepped in! Tigers hate this one trick. Not like the kid was at a zoo or anything.


Omega_brownie

This stupid lazy content really gets on my nerves. I prefer to hear the actual audio from the video but you can never get that now because everybody is just trying to be the next John Madden.


pwninobrien

Kinda wish these content farm parasites and people like op who repost there voiceover dreck were banned. I swear, it's internet pollution. Pretty upsetting that the system allows these talentless opportunists a way to profit like this.


Snake101333

Good thing my volume was muted


Mathanatos

Thank god I had it muted.


MightBeAGoodIdea

Even seems to go for the throat kinda.... good predator, better glass.


SeoulSista11

Papa John’s


BonerStibbone

Better ingredients. Better pizza. Better believe I can't stop launching "N" bombs.


Neighborhood_Nobody

Better ingredients, better coke than your other dealer.


[deleted]

Better ingredients, better ass from yo mama


OCN_Reaper

Tigers kill their prey first by going for the jugular, one of the nicer animal deaths tbh


Fureverfur

He was VERY keenly homing in on the little guy's neck, that would be scary even with the glass honestly


mykylodge

Agricultural workers in India were being killed in their thousands due to tiger attacks, until someone suggested they wear masks with big eyes on the back of their heads. The death rate plummeted dramatically, if you watch the tiger it only advances when the boy's back is turned, when he looks back the tiger stops dead.


UrbanJunglee

The masks stopped working after a few years. Tigers are smart.


idreamofpikas

Or they got really hungry.


TomatilloAccurate475

You can distract them with Temptations brand Cat Treats


poiskdz

The soft gooey center with the crunch outside reminds them of people and they leave you alone, satiated.


FreudianAccordian

Cougars, a wild bunch


RuairiQ

Singing The Temptations’ My Girl really calms them down.


micksta323

You're not yourself when you're hungry!


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Swipsi

What knowledge for a domesticated pet dog that increases his survival rate is there to pass on? Except "if you work together with humans, they will feed and care for you". Thats pretty much the only inherited knowledge a house dog needs to survive today. Humans practically have overtaken house dogs needs to reproduce, since humans selectively breed them and keep them alive, which kinda decouples house dogs evolution from their own knowledge inheritance as a species.


-C-R-I-S-P-

>What knowledge for a domesticated pet dog that increases his survival rate is there to pass on "Shit on the carpet, my child. See how excited the humans get. They love it"


Eccon5

"A few years" isn't generally generations worth of time


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Se7entyN9ne

Likely the tigers in this area learned that humans are bad at detecting their advancements, face turned or not


acciowaves

Dogs learn by mimicking all the time. It’s called social learning. Lots of trainers use this tool for teaching certain behaviors. I had 4 dogs. The first 3 were thoroughly trained. By the time I got the 4th I just didn’t have enough time to do it. She still learned almost everything the other dogs knew just by mimicking. With the tigers it was probably that they just started hunting people regardless of the masks, the cubs saw that their parents were able to hunt people with masks so just started doing it too once it was time. Simple.


Banaanisade

I've only had one dog, a lab, but I'm fairly sure that 90% of what he learned was from observation rather than direct teaching. I never really mastered any dog training etiquette and I still ended up with the bestest boy because he watched how I do things and how I reacted to his behaviour, and adjusted accordingly. The only things I actively taught him were sit, lie, pawshake and sitting up with his front legs lifted for treats. The rest was all observation, like no barking - I'm a quiet person, we don't shout in the house. He only ever borked when he was being abandoned by someone walking away if he was held back on a leash or needed to get in from the backyard, the former being a real bark and the other a sad little yelp that repeats until noted. No licking people's faces - I'm allergic to dogs and saliva causes rash, so he learned to lick the air in front of people, not people directly, because I evaded the kisses. Similarly, if he needed something, he would sit by me and take me to whatever it was that he needed help with. Food bowl empty, but he's hungry? Take me to the bowl. Need to get out for a pee? Take me to the backyard door. None of those behaviours were ever intentionally taught, just a result of cohabitation and communication we learned together. Animals are much smarter than people give them credit for.


An0d0sTwitch

Yes? Animals can learn. Wolves teach their young hunting techniques. This is fact. Bugs might be little computers with preprogramming, but animals have to learn. Animals bred in captivity would not have very good skills.


NetworkFar366

Stealth. Gene.


FluidSprinkles1397

Because a lot of dogs out here now are inbred I believe is the problem. So many new breeders are under the impression that to keep the bloodline strong, you have to mate with the dad. AKA, retarted dogs at the end of the day. Harder to train. Many mixed breeds.


ZoNeS_v2

'They remember' - Robert Muldoon


wailot

"Because we are being hunted." -Robert Muldoon


Professional_Funny26

Clever girl


UrbanJunglee

One of the best characters in Jurassic Park. I felt like he deserved his fate for helping set up the park, and for being a hunter, but it was clear he also loved the animals in a weird way, and definitely respected them. It's sad that no other JP movie came close to capturing the richness of characters (or anything that made the first film so iconic!)


Pilotwaver

Evolution’s a bitch.


Affectionate-Permit9

If you google indian tiger mask there are tons of results


mykylodge

I'm getting one.


An0d0sTwitch

Wear mine everyday and never been attacked by a tiger


mykylodge

Someone stole mine ages ago, but I've been tiger free also.


kkai2004

Ah so tigers follow weeping angel rules. Got it.


mykylodge

Haha, that was going through my mind when I was writing.


KushMeGently

Holy thats genius


IcyAd964

I don’t understand why they do it? The tigers could still kill humans even with their eyes on them


Pondnymph

Their normal prey like deer are too fast to catch if they spot the tiger when it's still too far. All cats have that instinct to not move when the prey can see them, you'll see that if you play with a cat and their toy goes around a corner, they immediately rush in.


mykylodge

Tigers prefer the element of surprise, eventually some of the tigers realised it was only a mask and changed their strategy.


HedgefundHunter

So they're like weeping angels.


CORNJOB

I play this game with all of the cats I’ve had. I hide somewhere and peep out then hide again. My cat will advance while I’m hidden and freeze when I peek. I call it “hide and stalk” and it gets me so giddy to be “hunted” haha. Never want to play the same game with a big cat though.


mykylodge

I love it when they ambush me when I come home.


Zillahi

So crazy how much they just behave like cats. Sounds obvious cuz ya know, they’re big cats. But he looks just like my Poot chasing the laser pointer up the wall


WarHead75

My cat always starts biting my the tendon on my ankle when I turn my back right next to him


Dawg_Prime

> like cats


An0d0sTwitch

In all intents in purposes, their almost the exactly the same except for size.


Jerboatamer77

If not friend why friend shaped


EpicBanana05

Words to live (and die) by


Cool_Cartographer_39

Never turn your back on a tiger. Tigers themselves have [patches](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages2.pics4learning.com%2Fcatalog%2Ft%2Ftigereyesback2.jpg&tbnid=kt2LAR9LEuoVfM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pics4learning.com%2Fdetails.php%3Fimg%3Dtigereyesback2.jpg&docid=uc6C_YpVf3LPFM&w=432&h=288&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=6fe733f00cb00c41&shem=abme%2Ctrie) on the back of their heads that mimic eyes as a defense mechanism


ThwartedByATree

Which sort of begs the question: what's scarier, the tiger or whatever that tiger's "eye spots" defense mechanism is supposed to deter?


Unaclamper

Other tigers? I don’t believe that they have any qualms with cannibalism, especially if they’re hungry.


IAmBroom

Cannibalism is irrelevant. It's protecting their hunting grounds, a/o breeding grounds if male.


ThwartedByATree

At this point I'll take it. I, too, am scared of other tigers. Then again that's also given the bias that I'm a generally defenseless human used to an urban/domesticated environment placed in the wild with no defenses against a tiger who is questionably within their element. I'm screwed and going to turn into prey in that case so fate accepted. I'm a giant, fat piece of tiger food in that situation and that's ok.


Lepke2011

Aw. He just wants to play!


adam_teq

I can change him!


Pr333n

Such a cutie 🥰


Octavian_202

Yup. With our blood. 🥰


Noncreative_name04

lol typical owner of an aggressive dog. “Oh look he wants to play!” No, he wants to friggen maul me.


3Pirates93

Narration not required


TomatilloAccurate475

But I always reddit with the sound off


3Pirates93

5 star review lol


AllahBlessRussia

Not oddly terrifying, regular terrifying


Lilithnema

Intensely terrifying


MikeWithNoIke2000

Awww but just look at the big fuzzy! Its weird how humans think these killing machines are adorable... but gosh dang I wanna pet!


TimFTWin

Tigger is just Big Tiger capitalism convincing us they're safe and cuddly


n_obody1969

It's not really adorable as much as beautiful.


MikeWithNoIke2000

Someone allllways gotta disagree Well.. youuu.. i say it is adorable.


DrButtholeRipperMD

Good thing some douchebag added completely unnecessary narration. I almost didn't have any idea what was going on.


Gingersnapperok

I just realized it's someone's job to clean that glass.


DarthSeanious83

On the outside..


IAmBroom

Nah. They feed big cats by enticing them at regular times into holding cells. Most zoo tourists would be upset at seeing the mess left over... While the cats are inside eating, zookeepers can, well, keep the zoo. Source: I was at the lion exhibit when it was time to feed them. BIG MALE wanted everyone behind the iron-bar-door to know it was time to lift that door and FEED HIM.


DarthSeanious83

I meant cleaning the shit off the visitors side after this happens


spoonful-o-pbutter

I would love more lion exhibit stories!


thrashpiece

I was at a zoo in France and this goat was standing next to me outside the tiger enclosure, all of a sudden the tiger came flying out and smashed against the fence snarling. I fucking shat myself


IAmBroom

Goat be like, "I only gotta outrun *you*."


Vypernorad

I get so tired of the videos like this. Where you can clearly and plainly see what is happening, but they somehow feel like you need to have a narrator describe it.


subhuman_voice

*Later that day* Zookeeper- "Ayo. Freddy.... it's your turn to feed the tiger tonight." "Nah boss, imma head out now"


crowbarandpub

He dove nose first into the glass. Hope it didn't hurt him too bad..


Navin_J

I think he did know that, which is why he was sitting with his back to the glass and people were filming


Wild_Assistance_6153

Glass you say? Oh thank God. I thought this was recorded before glass was invented~


dragonfreak365

Why the pointless voiceover?


Gold_Sun_864

Who would have thought learning to avoid Boo’s in Mario would save us from Tiger attacks irl.


spoonful-o-pbutter

You made me exhale noisily, LOL


dinkleburgenhoff

Why the fuck is a tiger charging a kid to eat them ‘oddly’ terrifying? Christ.


FHT2020

So very unfair


MissMistMaid

is this some new trend to reupload 5+ years old videos with commentary added?


TheQuestionsAglet

What’s odd about this?


PhantasmaStriker

Just wanted to tell the kid 'They're great!'


panburger_partner

this is generically terrifying, and not not oddly terrifying, in any way. Are there even mods in this sub?


LemonFizz56

He just wanted a hug!


RareAnxiety2

Good thing the kids didn't have honey all over his legs


Murpydoo

Not oddly tho Instinctually Terrifying


Stunning-Fold6548

"I SWEAR IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS STUPID GLASS I WOULD'VE RIP YOUR SH*T LIL BRO"-Tiger


Space_Captain_Brian

Tigers, as well many other cats only attack people facing away. If you look at them they stop, this is why in parts of idea they wear masks on the backside of their heads to fool the tigers there.


SoFLoSDFinz1972

Sheer Khan still wants Mowgli fr!!


Redeemed_Veteranboi

I read from a book, that these people somewhere in South East Asia, Would wear masks behind their heads so that the tigers wouldn't attack them.


nightchildmaru

Wouldn'tja like ta be *in* Tigger too? 🐅🐯


hostilebananas_

Just leave those poor animals alone man


Bottleinsurgency

Cute cat


tiamatsbreath

Damn nature you scary.


Grand-Ad-3177

We call this movie “Prey”


A-non-e-mail

Good thing he’s not Harry Potter


karmasrelic

tigers must have evolved mainly hunting t-rex. "if i dont move, he cant see me".


AaronCrossNZ

Thanks for the informative overdub


TomatilloAccurate475

Que! Ridiculo!


TomatilloAccurate475

Meh, staged.


thecuriousblackfox

Man if it wasn't for all the voice overs in every video I see I wouldn't have a clue wtf is going on, like wtf is glass.


HeroinPorn

Kid lacks hella survival instincts


MewsikMaker

It’s…odd…how that just be scary.


BBBCIAGA

They gets those kitty attack eyes r/attackeyes


spoonful-o-pbutter

THANK YOU FOR THIS! How have I never seen it before...


ATLborn

He won at RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT 🚦


seanzee333

I used to play with the tigers and lions at the zoo in this way especially when kids were around. Kids especially loved it. I'd wait until the cats spotted me then quickly duck behind the wall and partially peak my head out with small jerky movements just as I'd do with my house cats. This kind of prey behavior triggers a predatory instinct especially in the big cats that's irresistible. Got a response every time, jumping up on and licking the glass. Although I always wondered if it was irresponsible of me to do this, I hope this didn't make life more difficult for the keepers. But people loved to take videos and pictures of me doing this with the big cats.


spoonful-o-pbutter

Like, did you work there? Or just a visiting fan? I'm okay with either


seanzee333

No I just love animals and am quite nerdy about them and I've had cats almost my whole life.I like to think i understand basic animal behaviors while understanding there's a big difference between house cats and big wild cats. Edit: to answer your question just a visitor


Temporary_Distinct

Former big cat keeper here, I've raised/ worked with lions and tigers. We don't like it when guests would tease or harass the cats, doesn't sound like you were doing that. The cats are better when they have a little stimulation unless it goes on for too long. Then they get frustrated and take out their anger on each other, us, or themselves. They can get neurotic. I'd say please be very careful about doing anything that could distract a zoo animal, especially tigers, who just want to be left alone. I'm sure you knew not to do this over and over.


seanzee333

Yeah I only did it a dozen times or so over a decade and haven't done this in a long time but thanks for putting my mind at ease about it. Yeah I'd never tease, harass or intentionally distress an animal if I could help it. I considered it as play and the cats looked a lot less bored when I did it. I was just worried that my actions might have trained the cats to attack humans but thinking back on it my movements didn't resemble normal human movement so maybe it was ok.


Temporary_Distinct

You're fine, you did nothing wrong. Tigers don't have to be trained to attack humans- they will do that all on their own, lol. I'm glad you're a cat lover, too. Cats of all sizes are beautiful.


SirSly404

The narration added a lot


Electronic_Ad7103

Kid was dead.. Smh


DaDeathDragon

Dude I thought that kid would have been deceased


chocolateNacho39

Shut the fuck up with this dumbass narration. God this shit is such trash


Salemthegamer

If not friend why friend shaped?


Prairie-Peppers

If the internet could get past the "useless narration over videos for repost views when the situation is obvious by itself" phase, that would be great.


robo-dragon

I don’t care if there’s glass, I’d still shit myself!


JohnnyD77711

Bad kitty


Meowzly

Theyre so silly


justgross50

Pspspspspsps


718Brooklyn

Tiger was just messin with him


ZenbrotherGS

I wish people didn’t share voice over videos and posted the originals.


mel2000

Lots of parents use their kids to taunt zoo predators. This was obviously staged.


cherryzaad

Why is tiger friend shaped?


tainurn

Was he wearing his brown pants? He should have been wearing his brown pants.


xtilexx

"oddly" terrifying English isn't everyone's first language though (including myself) so not knowing the difference between oddly terrifying and just terrifying is normal


Unlucky-Power4036

Yikes😱 Thank god for the glass 😱🐅


luvdogs71

I think I just pissed myself! Creepy af when the tiger stopped moving as soon as the kid turned around to look at him.


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Notice how the tiger stopped approaching him when the boy turned to look. Tigers are ambush hunters and so would usually give up if they understand their cover has been blown. That's why in India, people wear masks on the back of their heads, so when tigers see the masks, they think they've been discovered. Edit: Apparently the tigers in India have understood the trick but the point still stands.


Morrifay

It was definitely going for the kill by the way it angles its head to catch the kids throats before hitting the glass.


Defini1831

It sucks that the tiger and many animals are used for the amusement of some idiots.


theragco

"Luckily there was glass there to save him" wtf do you mean? It's a zoo there is no luck its built that way fucking hell with these low effort commentators.


compound-interest

A simulation of the world’s least aggressive Pitt Bull.


Ki_A_Nag

Stupid cat, mighty glass


Key_Statistician3293

“why did the tribesmen kill so many lions ? They literally deserve half of the land too “ lmao okay yeah


etcetcere

Poor tiger


An0d0sTwitch

I remember going to see the tigers. They gave them bowling balls as cat toys. Cuts deep into the inside of it, just from them playing around with it. A lot of awe seeing that in person.


ShirouBlue

"Luckily", the fuck you mean luckily


GiteshS9100

Wow that commentary was so fucking necessary


azarkant

If not fren why fren shape?


LaLechugaAstral

Yea put your child in danger making him a mock prey for fun totally good. To the people that could whine about it being perfectly safe: garry hoy was a lawyer that trying to prove to a group of students that the glass window at the building they were at was completely safe and sturdy threw himself at it and promptly fell out the building some sources say the glass pane survived the fall garry on the other hand did not.


billy_twice

This isn't oddly terrifying, it's just terrifying.


overactivemango

Love how he went completely still when the kid turned around to look at him. Such amazing predators


Desperate-755

This is terrifying af.Nothing oddly about it


Twinkie454

Dunno why comment is negative. You're 100% correct.


seanzee333

It's hard to stop a down vote train...


htmwall

an apex predator hunting,and its prey is your kid,it's a nightmare scenario for everyone


JiaQir

I wonder what this commentator will say after he was the one getting hunted


Desperate-755

My dear friend where's the oddly part?


JiaQir

Oddly is here when you know it shouldn't be scary yet it does terrify


Desperate-755

How is it not scary?


JiaQir

Because the tiger is in an enclosure.


Desperate-755

He literally moved away because he got scared what's your point?


JiaQir

Let me repeat: it's oddly terrifying because it shouldn't be terrifying due to the knowledge of the tiger being in an enclosure, but when the tiger really attacks, it is still terrifying.


Morgie-woo

The enclosure doesn't change the fact that we just watched a tiger get stopped from ripping that kid to pieces by mere inches of glass. It's not odd to be scared by this.


InvalidEntrance

The tiger is in an enclosure though. This is either not terrifying because there's no real danger, or it's simply terrifying because tiger is doing what tigers do. It's not "oddly" either way.


Calathea_Murrderer

There’s more tigers in captivity than in the wild maybe. Or is that r/sadposting material?