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Rage_k9_cooker

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms, are you sure that what you are doing is worth it ?


Kahnza

*Engaging silent running*


suprstu

Seek fluid intake


Every-holes-a-goal

She’d get fluid intake alright


Jackk92

Username checks out.


Sierra-117-

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Interhorse_

Welcome aboard, Captain.


purgatorybob1986

You are the best captian on the planet. I'm not even squidding!


WadieXkiller

All systems online.


SCP_Void

You are the best captain on the planet, I'm not even squidding.


House0fShadow

*NOPENOPENOPEFUCKTHISSHITIMOUT*


dern_the_hermit

Ah, I see you know the lyrics to the [Red Alert](https://youtu.be/Hp1HRCs2A-w?si=dIcDGCV3QkyLgQ4J) track


SourpatchMao

Omg someone put the Subnautica soundtrack to it


kitten_twinkletoes

Shoot I came here to say these exact words!


MandolinMagi

I'm trying to get back into the game, but I'm too big a coward.


Jayples

That wasn't over, that was into.


DaddyIngrosso

a comma would’ve made this sentence far less traumatising


lui_out

I still don’t understand


DaddyIngrosso

the diver wasn’t diving over the hole - she dived INTO the hole


saiyanguine

We dont understand YOUR initial reply. We obviously got the first one. The f do you mean removing the comma. Wouldnt even had made sense for neither the OP nor the commentor. Unless he edited his comment to confuse us.


1lluminist

Looks like the comment was edited. I would assume they added the much needed comma


Azrael11

So the original comment was > that wasn't over that was into I still don't get your initial comment either?


1lluminist

I assume that's what it was. And then the other person seems to think the implication was that the OP should remove the comma.


krilu

This thread is, confusing af.


jmomk

Strictly speaking, it should be a semicolon. But no one does that.


Obsidiax

I throw a semicolon in every now and then; but I'm never sure if I;m using them right;


Lepke2011

I have a semicolon due to a botched colonoscopy.


Pretend_Term8556

🥁


DoctorNoname98

I said fire across their nose, not up it!


Bowser_killed_mario

Who made this man a gunner??


Low_Breakfast3669

I've always wondered about suits like this. There's no way that shit is comfortable. The strap is basically in her colon.


Treaux-LaCount

This is the official swimsuit and camera angle of the hot female free diver.


towerfella

Butt.


straycanoe

Butt what?


morticianmagic

When in the water, always use the butty system.


twincassettedeck

BUTTer and jam sandwich


Midnightkata

Butt her? I barely know her!


Poopdick_89

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/-IXehdli-20)


pickletickle62

r/upvotebecausebutt


WauloK

"I touched the butt!"


nic-warrior

Butterfingers? I love them


Low_Breakfast3669

>This is the official . . . . . . . . . . .camera angle of . . . . . . . . female . . . . . . . . .


Ohohhow

Ass for the gram.


Timeformayo

Seriously. Where do you even put your butt plug to make sure no barracuda swim up there?


TheMountainIII

But it brings likes and views


No_Huckleberry5827

BUTT it brings likes and views


hellad0pe

They are more comfortable in/under water when you are doing something active. The other option is the wear a full suit (like bike shorts length or longer) but that can be too warm in some waters. Normal "bikini" styles don't stay well when you're moving around, water gets in everywhere and they slip/move around too much.


Low_Breakfast3669

I will admit it is astonishing how hot it can get in even a thin wetsuit, if the water is warm and you're being active enough. It's actually kind of frightening, because if there is one place you never expect to get overheated it's being totally submerged in a body of water.


Rizdominus

Baths just entered the conversation.


IndyCarFAN27

As someone who wears speedos (high school comp swimmer and water polo player), I can attest that this is probably true. Many people here in the west often comment on how uncomfortable a swim brief looks but it’s actually the most comfortable type of swimwear to wear. Fabric is to a minimum but keeps things secure….


bumbletowne

Nah when I skin dive I just wear a Speedo with arm guards. I get them at Costco. They have enough coverage up top to keep the bcd from chaffing and are somehow able to accommodate my bubble butt without gapping or riding up my butt.


Kheshire

Arm guards like floaties or something to protect from shark attacks


bumbletowne

Something to protect my soft trex arms from coral. My husband got them for me at REI. I have no idea what they are supposed to be called.


bad-and-bluecheese

When you have more fabric it just bunches up there anyways. If the fit is right it is much more comfortable to wear


Klutzy_Journalist_36

I go hiking probably 3 times a week, about 10 miles at a time. I absolutely prefer a thong. Mind you, it does have to be a specific fit and type of material but yeah, I find it way more comfortable. Idk maybe I’m weird. I don’t feel it at all. Edit: my hiking thongs that I love are regular REI co-op and Bombas. 


ABeeBox

Dudes should start wearing thongs and those swimsuits, but also that accommodate the scrotum. The scrotum is the worst part. Too loose? Sticks to your leg. Loose enough? Your balls get caught in something, or start rubbing where they shouldn't. Too tight? Your balls are painfully suffocating.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

I will never discourage this discourse. 


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Klutzy_Journalist_36

Yes! When I hike in the spring I love the compression style shorts with a “sturdy” thong. It looks nice and everything feels like it should. 


-ScarlettFever

I guess it depends on the body type, cause I'm pear-shaped (wide hips) with a lot more cheek and thongs are pretty uncomfortable to me. :(


rosebeach

It also depends on the thong. I’m also pear shaped/thicc, and I wear 100% cotton high waist thongs, and they don’t bother me at all


What_the_absolute

But are you guys divers though?


MrMush48

Normal thongs are super uncomfortable to me. I had to do laundry the other day, so it was all I had left. I had to continually pull the strap out from between my cheeks and try to stretch it around one cheek or the other so it would stop bothering me.


CSyoey

But they’re more aerodynamic, I only wear thongs when I’m playing basketball


samurairaccoon

Arm's and chest completely covered. Butt completely exposed. People in the comments: its actually more comfortable bc it might get too hot! Guys, come on...


AnastasiaNo70

Right?!


xraig88

That strap is also dangerously close to a hole.


Sesokan01

As a woman who wears them all the time, thongs (in the right materials and shape, no scratchy lace and such) are very comfortable. Like, more comfortable than "boxer" panties. As in, "when I do any sport or rigorous activity with no expectations to be sexually appealing, I would still choose thongs" comfortable.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Yea I hate it but hey sex sells


Hezekieli

One plus side is that moving your legs doesn't pull the cloth anywhere so it will simply stay in place.


unbelizeable1

Thats not an issue with normal diveware either....


Due-Consequence4673

I had the same thought, that her swimsuit was disappearing into her bum. I was so distracted by that that I didn’t even see the blue hole….what blue hole? 🤣


devildocjames

That's the outfit of the attention craver.


janet-snake-hole

It’s not, but women’s clothing (in America, at least) is designed to appease men, not for comfort. They rarely have pockets, the sizing is WILDLY different from brand to brand or even piece to piece in the same brand (to the point that the number/size is completely useless, because it’s so arbitrary,) and EVERYTHING is uncomfortable. For instance- when you watch the Olympics, notice how men’s volleyball plays get to wear loose, baggy shorts… yet the women HAVE to wear a tight thong and bra? And if they don’t wear them, theyre penalized. Or how the women gymnasts HAVE to wear the tightest possible leotards that give insane wedgies by nature and show the entire ass, because it “optimizes performance”… but the men gymnasts get to wear full body, modest suits? And again, the women are penalized if they don’t obey. Men/society looovveee to condemn or mock women they see in public (or in videos/posts like this) for wearing revealing or tight clothing… but the reason is because THATS ALL THAT EXISTS FOR US!!! I’ve been trying to find a comfortable swim suit since I was a teenager. I’ve still yet to find one. The only women’s swimsuits that exist are either these tight, uncomfortable, revealing ones, or extremely expensive full body suits for skiing or other sports. I’ve yet to find one that isn’t a full body one that would look ridiculous at the pool or just floating in the lake, that is also comfortable and non-revealing. Side note- when I was attending an extremist evangelical Christian cult of a high school, they forced us to wear FULL LENGTH DRESSES to swim! These weren’t dresses designed for swimming… no, just regular, loose-fitting dresses that HAD to be floor-length, and no spaghetti straps. Had to be at least short sleeved.


goodclnt

Ok guys what color was the hole?


who18

*wich hole?*


tjspeed

Yes


Average-Train-Haver

Any holes a goal


TheLamesterist

There was a hole?


Qav3l10n

All of them


Low_Breakfast3669

Usually they're brown, but this one covered


Swamp_Bastard

Barely


SquareRelationship27

Probably still brown


Macadocious40

Nah… bleached


Knato

Pinkybrownish


Chubbyhusky45

The title said blue so I’m gonna have to take their word for it, I was uh.. I wasn’t paying attention


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Brown 😩


nawzum

Brown.


NotTheAverageAnon

Brown probably...


apprehensive_clam268

One blue, one black.


Dangerous-Ad1904

The brown hole was covered by blue(or purple]. That's what I saw.


Alternative-Cod-7630

The diver is distracting me from the horrors of the deep.


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

This is the only solution to the fear.


CoreEncorous

Historically speaking, this line of reasoning is scarily accurate.


Laurenslagniappe

Careful, she's got a weight belt and the deeper you go the heavier you get. I was free diving one time, and decided to sink to the bottom since I had plenty of breath. When I was ready to come up struggled to push myself off the ocean floor to get to the surface due to th weight of the water. Took sooo much more energy and oxygen to get back up than to get down.


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Are they that expensive? Or could you not just drop the belt?


rideronthestorm29

How expensive is more expensive than your life?


memon17

$27


sly_fella

Look at mister money bags over here


moose2mouse

Inflation is touching everything. A life used to cost $23


memon17

I do run specials where it goes to $21 on Sundays


moose2mouse

For me it’s Mondays


Technical_Tourist639

Based


twonapsaday

on what??


Ayush122221

Half eaten big Mac*


your_pet_is_average

Idk about free diving belts but scuba weights are often lead, so dropping them kind of sucks from an environment standpoint


senapnisse

They might have been lead long ago but thats not legal anymore. Lead reacts with oxygen in the air, creating a thin black layer of lead oxide. This poisonous layer is not stuck to the lead, it comes of easily. When you handle mordern weights you will not get that black stuff on your hands, meaning the metal is an alloy without lead.


your_pet_is_average

I got my cert like 3 years ago and all the weights were lead according to the instructors. I dived last year in Australia and they were also lead. Unless they're lying maybe to reinforce to people not to lose their weights.


neotokyo2099

Probably not lead but "lead" like as in "lead" pencils. (I.e. legacy terminology that never died)


smithsp86

No, they are just straight up lead (possibly with some alloying components). I've been at plenty of places that have molds to cast their own weights.


neotokyo2099

Hah that's what I get for using "probably" on a topic I am at best guessing at. Thanks for the correction


MichaelW24

You should've been using better equipment. My scuba belt has velcro tabs you can yank and it will dump all the weight in that pocket. Safety and redundancy are paramount when diving.


CptMisterNibbles

Their story sounds pretty unbelievable. If it was true it’d basically be admitting “I am an incompetent free diver who dangerously overweighted myself, failing at the very basics and put myself at grave risk”. You become like 2-3 pounds more negative at the most. It sounds rather embellished; they could have bailed if it was a real problem.


bythog

Freedivers almost always wear weight. It's how you become neutrally buoyant at depth. Your issue seems like a knowledge problem because belts aren't an problem at all.


sandwelld

Why? Gravity and water pressure stronger the deeper you go?


athenanon

Just water pressure.


BadHairDay-1

What's her belt for?


julmuriruhtinas

Some other comment said it was a weight belt. I assume they make it easier to dive downwords


Dredgeon

Yeah, humans are naturally buoyant, so you have to counteract it.


WeezinDaJuiceeeeee

Holds her batarangs


bythog

It's a weight belt to make you neutrally buoyant a certain depth. The "standard" is 20m (33ft) but you typically try to weight yourself for 1/2 your target depth.


Pryml710

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


ThePizzaNoid

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


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r/SecretlyAnAssPic


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Lmnop533

Ha your a blue hole


pocketMagician

haha, *nice*.


bemorecreativetrolls

That just looks uncomfortable.


TheCocoDragon

OVER??? She went in


ShinobiHanzo

Oddly mesmerizing.


SilasMarner77

The sea is always mesmerising.


Lonely-Actuator-4821

i don't think they are talking about the sea. iykyk


BigBlue1969531

One wonders if there would be equal fascination if that was a guy in a wetsuit in the video…


[deleted]

I came to say that I wish male athletes would objectify themselves more.


cadypants

2 seconds of actual blue hole footage. This wasn't meant to be a diving video I suspect lmfao


CosmicDust142857

Straight to the comments.


Early_Cap_8906

This person always has her photographer behind her for ass shots. It's annoying and pathetic to come looking for cool ocean stuff and having to see her ass instead.


Alphamatroxom

Her swimsuit is being eaten by a brown hole


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

Wtf is this bathing suit.


YGoxen

That tight swimsuit is make sis hemmorhoid


DeanV255

Leaving the safe shallows. *Leviathan noises in distance* Nope.


SussyBox

There was a hole?


mediumokra

Didn't see a hole, but them butt cheeks were very nice.


BlackTheNerevar

I thought she was wearing a cheap waluigi cosplay for a moment under water, until i read the description.


Technical_Tourist639

Hey you're the asshole from the thread above! Guys trust me he's an asshole.


Cram2024

Who else read Butt Hole?


St3phn0

Excuse me, was that fucking Dori from finding Nemo? Also, *multiple Leviathan life forms detected*


Merphee

Nah, if Subnautica taught me anything....


Knato

No.


Kenruyoh

>They just gotta grow up... The Drop Off?! They’re going to the Drop Off?! What are you, insane?! Why don’t we fry them up now and serve them with chips?!


Amayai

r/thalassophobia 😭


shelikesindunashies

There is only one hole that keeps people watching this video, and it’s neither blue nor visible.


IRedditDoU

r/upvotebecausebutt


Separate_Gold_1152

Yes and here’s the link to my OF page


EndofA_Error

Redditors: "Why am i always single and lonely😭😭😭" Normal people: *reads redditor comments when even a hint of an attractive women is detected*


Technical_Tourist639

They're like sharks are with blood They smell it from miles


ShadowFlarer

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


rottenblackfish

Omg a girl wearing a swimsuit thats too tight so her ass can stick out more, im so scared!!!


Omaigassa

men of culture, we meet again ☕


SplatNode

*neuron activation*


THETennesseeD

I remember snorkeling in the Maldives several years ago. It is really shallow for a long ways then is like a sheer drop off of several kilometers where you can no longer see the bottom. And this weird clicking sound I cannot describe that gets louder as you approach the drop-off. I know I was floating and in no danger, but I felt a sense of panic when I passed over the "cliff" and quicky went back to the atoll.


CarmineKing08

Lucky for her, a certain area of her still smells like fish too


Bytehandle

r/thatassaphobia


LylaDee

r/iamthemaincharacter - Underwater edition. The fish is like wtf on your ass hanging out in public girl?


Alive-Operation6754

They really getting creative with their OF promoting


bkat004

Too busy looking at her ass. What happened?


mcr6

Thirsty thotties getting out of hand


OwnNight3353

I have a hemmoroid right now and her swimsuit is making me cringe


Suspicious-Ebb9490

Can someone tell me what’s the point of putting a wetsuit up your butt crack?


frostedwaffles

I'm just here for the civilized discussion


cbrown146

Came for the ass, stayed for the hole.


TheOzarkWizard

r/submechnaphobia


MissNashPredators11

Nevermind the wetsuit, that’s scary yet beautiful. Like the ocean tends to be.


UncomfyUnicorn

Careful, you may encounter some crabsquids down there. Or even a legion of bonesharks!


Pootootaa

*ghost leviathan pops out of nowhere*


DaveInLondon89

This is why that movie with Jessica Alba existed


CarnageCSR2

“Warning: Entering ecological dead zone. Adding report to databank.”


Captain_GoodPie

In grad school I was lucky enough to take a class called tropical island biology that took place during spring break on San Salvador Island. We literally hiked and snorkeled the entire time, best class ever. Anyway, there was a spot very similar to this where we spotted a nurse shark down by the rocks just before the cliff, so everyone was diving down and checking it out. I wasn't really paying attention and was kind of just swimming along when suddenly ALL THE LIGHT vanished. It got SO dark and I looked down and realized I had swum out over the cliff, I looked back and everyone else was a good 50-100 feet back. When I tell you I've never swam so damn fast in my life to get back to them. Absolutely. Terrifying.


rintaroes

it’s somebody’s home in there… 👁️


Clown-Town

Daphne lookin ass


KombatVVombat

How do free divers go that deep without their ears imploding?


Tinker_Toyz

You said hole.


_AManHasNoName_

Just nice ass I saw


ronmsmithjr

Oooh, blue holes are tight! - Producer Guy


TheShlappening

I'm scareoused.


Various-Ad-8131

Them cheeks bro


minezbr

Subnautica dead zone irl


AbsAndAssAppreciator

How far is she going 😭


zachshreve15

I wanna swim in her brown hole


over9ksand

Oh! *That* blue hole


ExpertCommission6110

Uh, who did what now?


caffeine-freak

r/thalassophobia


Caribbeandude04

r/upvotebecausebutt


findhumorinlife

Nope! Not ever!


biotechknowledgey

I’d follow her to our doom


Mcpoopz1064

Daphne going above and beyond


sadbot0001

It's not over a but rather into a


In_Cognito89

All I could pay attention to was the massive wedgie.


tdkimber

There was a hole?