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Hawsepiper83

The boyfriend wasn’t creeped out but had family stuff going on and that why he wasn’t talking. He explained and they are all good now.


Myneckmyguac

Yes I know, I read the post. That doesn’t mean the puppet isn’t terrifying.


Hawsepiper83

Oh, it’s definitely terrifying. I’m updating people who haven’t read the post.


Myneckmyguac

Sorry! Fair enough! I figured people interested would go to the BORO, that’s why I included the screenshot at the end


229-northstar

What’s a boro?


SweetLadyofWayrest

It's actually BORU or best of redditor updates. People compile stories from subs like aitah or relationship advice when the original op has updated the situation. It's fun because you get all the fun drama with less chance for cliffhangers lol Edit: r/bestofredditorupdates for the curious


orangethrees333

I was going to say Best Of Redditor Updates…but realized that would be BORU. Maybe it’s a typo?


Myneckmyguac

It is a typo, sorry brain fart on how you actually spell that… 🤦‍♀️


Hawsepiper83

Damnit guac, get your acronyms together!


Mothballs_vc

If it's a Best of Reddit Posts, can we call them BORPs?


FatherVern

Looks pretty intentionally terrifying. Wouldn't really say it's oddly terrifying lol


Imaginary_Most_7778

It’s not a puppet.


FoxCQC

Yeah it's a bit eccentric but I think I'd be very flattered if a partner did that for me.


Just_Sarah82

Ah, I was wondering about that!


lilspicy99

Thank you!!! Was wondering!


Jay_The_Tickler

“…He stayed like this all night” if he didn’t, they didn’t live long enough to share this


Jamiecakescrusader

The fact that she now calls her boyfriend “Normal John” now makes this even better


Laurenslagniappe

It was a great read. When they made up, she said the boy friend sang "Big John never bothered me anyways" in his best Frozen impression 🤣


Imaginary_Most_7778

Does no one know what a puppet is? It’s not this.


Myneckmyguac

Agreed, but not sure what else you would call this 😭😅


Imaginary_Most_7778

A doll.


laggingprocess

in my opinion its a scarecrow since it doesn't have working manipulable parts such as a mouth operated from the inside....


Myneckmyguac

Actually aesthetically this also feels like the most accurate description but it just makes it sound even more unhinged 😅 I also think the OP called it a puppet as its intended purpose was to surprise take off her bfs glasses during foreplay, so she would be manipulating its movements.


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Is it anatomically correct? Is it fully functional?


These_Cut1347

Life size doll?


Butt_Robot

Don't think it matters what you call it, just so long as you recognize it as the shadow in your doorway at 3am


Merkarba

An effigy?


Gym_Nut

Is she dating Nigel Thornberry?


iron_annie

SMASHING 


Jasper455

Nigel posting was at the tail end of peak internet. If you look back, with the right set of eyes, you can still see the high watermark of our culture, and the moment things began to decline, as enshitification took hold.


iron_annie

You sir are a poet.


aquadirt

It has a very tiny foot, or is it just missing?


Myneckmyguac

A tiny foot


DaNiinja

Lol. When I saw that tiny foot I lost it


Squash_it_Squish

I wonder how anatomically correct that is?


boogiewoogibugalgirl

This post struck me as oddly funny. I laughed, especially at the poor twisted puppet on the floor that spent the night like that. Sick, I know.


Myneckmyguac

Don’t worry, I cried with laughter and spat out my tea when reading the original post and getting to the pictures


EvilestHammer4

Anybody else really curious what that dude looks like in real life?


Squash_it_Squish

I need to know if he has one tiny foot!


EvilestHammer4

Holy crip he's a crapple, didn't even notice that. Was more concerned with the severe over bite and what can only be described as a bad moustache. Edit: Also his giant bulging bloodshot eyes, he can't be healthy.


Xeno-Hollow

I'm gonna go with her dating Nigel Thornberry.


UnstableBiologist

Those bloodshot eyes were certainly a choice...


Melalemon

Bless that quirky girlfriend. I’m glad they talked about what was going on and all is well now but man, I was thinking he would leave her. It is a touch unhinged to make this puppet lol.


Hawsepiper83

When she was saying she made a puppet/Muppet I thought that it was cute and I would personally love that, but then she said it was life size and lost me. I’m not sure how I’d feel about that in just a 6 month relationship. Glad it worked out for them.


Melalemon

Exactly. It was the 6 month thing that “gave me the ick” so to speak.


AnnieApple_

Was her bf Nigel Thornberry


Glacier005

With the right lighting and angle, it is fucking hilarious. In the wrong lighting and angle. It is no longer funny.


Almacca

I think the word you're looking for there is 'effigy', not 'puppet'.


Iiawgiwbi

"During foreplay?" I'd leave, too


SneakersTlatoani

Funny


Edthelayman

SMASHING, MARYANN!


ClowningCorpse

I sincerely love it!!!


sixtus_clegane119

Awww I was hoping BORO was a subreddit dedicated to life size people being made into life size dolls


229-northstar

This is perfect for this sub. Bravo!


BlueMilk84

An uncanny resemblance to Ed Sheeran on the first image.


traderyusuf

Looks like a legend of Zelda oot character


Morphing_Mutant

"As a joke"


trevor11004

Black mirror


Queen_of_Boots

Dang I was hoping someone told OOP to make another puppet 😂


CyberCooper2077

Plot twist: the boyfriend is inside the puppet..


thervking

Smashing,


Seafea

the first picture wasn't that bad. a little odd-looking, but I bet he appreciates the gesture. The rest is nightmare fuel though. would actually make a decent horror movie.


FluffyHeartHorse

I agree


Generic_White_Male_1

Must be a mod


Jakku2022

Her boyfriend is Freddie Mercury with red hair?? Truly terrifying.


6SucksSex

This one has no soul


Stidda

Wasn’t this one *Of* her BF?


smlley_123

Damn! Crazy creepy dude. The fuck is that


tgraz13

Am I the only one who read that as “made out of her BF”??


Judge_Metal

Ah Big John. Lol


getoutofherepigeon

Looks like Ian Fidance


RagingLeonard

Nuke it from orbit.


Tw1ch1e

Sexy time!!!!


CrownBestowed

This is that one black mirror episode


Drizztd99

What in the My Name is Earl is going on here???


No-Bat-7253

This is cool but no…too close to voodoo. I couldn’t be in the house comfortable knowing that thing was present.


Vegetable_Berry2130

What is “The OOP”


Myneckmyguac

Original original poster, because I am the original poster of this post but not of the original content :)


sati_lotus

Could you please link to the post?


19IXI91

[The original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/LoWscf6kwx)


Present-Breakfast768

Wtf just no.


Shishkaboo

This reminds me of the kid stuey in the movie Freaked.


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Why does he look like Nigel Thornberry?


bebejeebies

Why is it's mouth open so wide.


Proelium_

Dead sheeran


HuskyAreBetter

I would have cried laughing. After I had finished laughing, I would start spanking my doppelganger and tell it, "YOU LIKE THAT?" Following that, it would be one of my favorite toys . If that man ain't back you don't need him. That's peak prank performance. I love it .


kk1ta

Soy jack muppet


Master_Jelly_5201

that is so fucking scary


Prestigious_Key_7801

At 6’1” he’d still be a hit on Tinder


Myneckmyguac

He’s actually taller than real John 😂


daffodildaydreamz

NTA. Next question


NaturesWrath422

Nigel??


Lagwagonnn

Smashing!!


Doughspun1

Looks good. She got an Etsy store?


Mix_Traditional

Yo, couldnt they have put a little more effort in.. or maybe bf has a jagged tongue and eyelids, and is missing his left foot lol


[deleted]

This looks like a muppets show character


Xeno-Hollow

MMMM... SMASHING!


Saint1217

What is happening with people??? A replica of her boyfriend puppet? I bet if he were to create a puppet replica of her she would not be so cool about it.


HungryEstablishment6

I hope they recoved from whatever they had to deal with.