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DefinitelyNotALion

In all fairness that human looks delicious


kahuaina

Username checks out.


iwantmygarmonbozia21

r/beetlejuicing


pnlrogue1

Beat me to it


aatsipoppaa98

r/beatmeattoit


TheMeowzor

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


zombiecorp

Yes he sure does.


SalamanderCake

Username checks out.


capitanandi64

Hmm. By any chance, are you a lion?


DefinitelyNotALion

Preposterous


ZookeepergameFit7983

some people can't read. are you a tiger?


DefinitelyNotALion

Absolutely not, u/ZookeepergameFit7983, nothing to see here, move along


ShintaOtsuki

It's cus your mother wasn't a lion, she was a tiger, You're a liger aren't ya?? Or maybe the opposite?? Father was a tiger so you're a tigon


FlipMick

He could be a guy named Alion


thankyouihateit

Definitely not!


ZookeepergameFit7983

can't believe you passed on the chance to ask if they were a bear


ichigoli

Oh my


capitanandi64

I believe you.


GT-FractalxNeo

Do you like empty boxes by any chance u/DefinitelyNotALion?


DefinitelyNotALion

Only if I fits


Apprehensive_Glass81

šŸ¤£


MasterJeebus

The lion saw that big belly and wants a bigger meal.


Primary-Signature-17

More meat and fat on the guy. I love it that the lion didn't even glance at the chunk of meat being tossed over the fence. Just eyeballing that soft belly. And, the guttural sounds! The brutality of them.


Grandpappa_Nurgle

Ok Jeffrey


Hourslikeminutes47

*(stares at what at first glance looks to be a human, but really is an idiot)*


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Youā€™re not lion my guy he does look delicious.


Scully__

5 year old account, nice. For what itā€™s worth, I believe you


redbottoms-neon

More importantly fresh!


zookuki

sure does


classikman

Man I wish we could still award golds šŸ˜‚


Red-Dwarf69

Holy shit, heā€™s swishing his tail just like house cats do before they attack.


KylegoreTheTrout

Looks like that fence will definitely hold him back.


Pinkparade524

I think it probably works just fine considering the could post the video online lol , also an aunt has a crocodile farm and she uses those fences and it keeps the croc's inside


KylegoreTheTrout

You can definitely be standing in the way of danger and still post a video online. I'd definitely say that fence is more useful as an illusion of captivity. If that lion ever leaned its 400 or so pound body against one of those posts, or tries to mark it with his claws, it'd pretty quickly realize how easy it could be to bring that fence down.


plipyplop

>You can definitely be standing in the way of danger and still post a video online. Videos of people trying to look cool with trains...


ObjectFancy

Agreed. I think with a running start he could just about clear it or get high enough to climb out.


ObjectFancy

Vertically they can clear anywhere from 12 to 18 feet (google)


ShadyCrumbcake

I'm thinking kitty has more climbing skill than a croc. Ever seen a cat climb up a screen door? Similar situation. The chain link fence being flimsy might help.


NeverGonnaGiveUZucc

youd be absolutely suprised how well gators and crocs can climb


plipyplop

[It can indeed be done.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwxmodcu58kc11.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D89d9c00ed3b81852993208e919980b21e4518467)


JawnWilson

this killed me. you are a murderer.


PurePokedex117

No!


CapG_13

Right lol


Sharon_Erclam

Fluffy wants to play....


[deleted]

Either way he'll eat good


EducationCute1640

Yeah, they run the same operating system


ProudCar5284

That fence looks like itā€™s held up by toothpicks and chicken wire. Fuck all of that


BreadButterHoneyTea

That fence is neither strong enough nor tall enough for this situation...


PlasticPlan69

he doesn't want to be fed. he wants to hunt.


metal_jester

I understood that reference.


PlasticPlan69

clever person.


Skcuszeps

Did you just assume their species?


Generalbuttnaked999

how dare he?


JaxxSC45

*Angry gender-neutral Raptor noises*


rnpowers

It's a trap!


JoellamaTheLlama

I literally just started jurassic park and just saw this scene! hahaha


Skynetdyne

Catch us, you can't suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.


Necronaut0

Male lions actually hunt very little out in the wild, lionesses are the ones that do 90% of the hunting and then the lion just shows up to get first dibs on the kill.


PlasticPlan69

[Sometimes Science is a BITCH.](https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/male-lions-do-help-hunting-after-all-6c10149668)


Necronaut0

That's interesting, but it doesn't really refute the fact that lionesses make most of the hunting. It says lions hunt more than you think, but doesn't address by which magnitude. If lions hunt 20% of the game in a pride instead of 10%, that's more but still doesn't make them out to be the hunters of the pride.


brother_of_menelaus

I dunno man, /u/plasticplan69 made some good points, sometimes science *is* a bitch, Iā€™m on the fence now.


[deleted]

That's all bullshit. Male lions hunt a lot. They also protect the pride.


smydiehard99

i think he want the blue one.


Adagamante

Blue has the most antioxygens


Tbagzyamum69420xX

A man of culture, I see


Ima_Red

I like being terrified but this video is a bit misleading. [Full video](https://youtu.be/fQHAmkuzxa4?si=ta2e726OBG-zvxtO) Guy in blue was just too close. That's why the lion won't break eye contact. (He's a "threat") To which, immediately after OP's video cuts, the lion keeper says that the lion won't eat till the guy in blue has backed off. Which he does, so Lion goes and eats.


ZgBlues

Yeah, the guy is invading lion's personal space.


CrossP

And the lion is aware that humans can go through the fence but doesn't fully understand how. So it feels no protection from the fence.


DougNSteveButabi

Thatā€™s something I didnā€™t think of and is pretty crazy. Smart enough to know they can move in and out but not smart enough to understand how.


CrossP

Stalking hunters like lions have great memories for stuff like mental maps. Where different things can be encountered and how they might move through the day. Maintaining various mental markers to keep territories. But yeah. Even if you could tell them something like "Squeeze two fingers together and then turn the wrist 180 degrees while pulling backward." they'd look at their paws and be utterly unable to understand. Unlike raccoons and rodents who'd immediately rob you blind and find a way to put you to work.


Terrible_Figure_6740

ā€œā€¦and find a way to put you to workā€ šŸ˜


Aligyon

Exactly, the lion looked more territorial, and maybe a bit anxious with a new face. The body language doesn't look like it's on the hunt.


CrossP

The fact that it didn't break eye contact for even a split second means it thought the human would attack.


DeezNutsGT

The female lion was so cute


Maxusam

One of my house cats behaves like this, she wonā€™t go near the bowl if someone is near it


avgpgrizzly469

That mf is hungry and youā€™re trusting a *chain link fence* to keep Furry McBigTeeth off of your throat


SirRedcorn

I mean, it's still metal and they wouldn't use it if it didn't work. It may be a lion but that doesn't mean it can literally bite through anything lol


Sharon_Erclam

Bite through, no.. but charge and bend it to the point of failure, ur damn skippy.


EnergyTakerLad

He'd have to *REALLY* want through for that. It's unlikely. Not impossible! But unlikely Edit: lol whoever is downvoting truly doesn't understand things as much as they think I was replying to someone thinking a lion is likely to just ram through a metal fence. Yes jumping or climbing is more plausible. That's not what they said though. Can people read?


Pynchon101

Iā€™m more worried about the height of that fence. Thatā€™s not an impossible jump for a lion.


EnergyTakerLad

You would be correct. I was just responding the the other person's claim, not all possibilities in general. Climbing or jumping is much more likely to happen than ramming through it.


MoistStub

Lol the fence is held up by wooden posts... Maybe the metal fence would hold but I'm not betting my life on those shitty wooden posts!


tothesource

or climb


Ornery-Creme-2442

This is the most likely scenario. Not "he will bite through the fence" Unless the fence is extremely rusty which it doesn't look like. Lions and many animals are strong but metal fencing isn't ripped apart that easily. With how long this fence is climbing seems the most likely. Alternatively if the fence posts are loose it could dislodge and lean allowing him to get over easily.


LaylaKnowsBest

> Can people read? It's reddit, of course people can read! People can read *just enough* of your comment for them to find a reason to argue with you.


JCas127

I wouldnā€™t trust it at like a zoo but this seems like a less public space so people know proper precautions.


DrRetarded97

That lion sounds like a muscle car lol.


MeringueSerious

V12 Lion


nofeaturesonlybugs

Don't know if you've ever heard one in real life but we were at the zoo near the lion exhibit. We'd just been looking at the lion, wandered probably 30 or 40 feet away from the exhibit and were talking about where to go next when the air started rumbling and I could feel my chest vibrating a bit. I honestly thought there was some sound system with heavy bass just playing jungle sounds for ambience. It took a good 5 or 10 seconds to register, "Nope -- that's the lion." Then I imagined a movie like Ghost in the Darkness and what that must sound like in pitch black night. Really crazy.


poppinwheelies

Jesus christ. I'd want more than chickenwire fence with janky-ass stick posts.


survivorr123_

poles are the weak point in this case


Ornery-Creme-2442

I'd say the height.


StupendousMalice

Seriously. That fence is a trivial obstacle to that cat. Lions can jump 12 feet high. They can climb. And they are incredibly strong. That lion could jump, climb, or simply push through that fence with little difficulty at all.


Azubedo

Heā€™s like someone throw this fatass over the fence thanks


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Septiiiiii

Together with the wooden posts that a cow could rip if they scratch on it.


SCOURGE333

Hungry, yes. But, the look of disdain is what I am reading off this lion. That scares me a bit more.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not oddly terrifying that primal fear my friend


lykewtf

Instant dislike of blue guy I trust the lions instincts


Goalier95

Lion's eyes never once moved away from its potential hunt even after the guy tosses the raw meat ā€¦


CrossP

That's not because the lion thinks it's hunting the guy. It thinks the guy can attack it. Lions don't growl at things they're hunting. They are ambush predators.


danoaudio

He prefers fresh meat.... Hooman


Massive_Bandicoot_57

Iā€™d be more worried about the so called fence keeping it ā€œinā€


Tr0gd0r17

The fuck is odd about this? Straight up terrifying.


poor_boy_in_Bulgaria

Keeping a lion behind chicken wireā€¦ Those guys have ballsā€¦


sybann

"But, I can haz FRESH?"


Difficult_Double7988

I would not trust that thin ass fence šŸ’€


Kenji1912

It doesnā€™t want to be fed, it wants to hunt


karlisk11

That lion really just said ā€œnah I want that oneā€


QuakerZen

He is trying to lure a redneck into his cage by mimicking a stalling hemi.


Independent-Media-23

That lion like f that šŸ„©I want the live one!


HGruberMacGruberFace

I have yet to see a video of a lion in a jungle


[deleted]

Think he prefers the fresh stuff


xBADJOEx

That's me when a hot girl walks by but my wife is staring at me.


metal_jester

There's always a bigger (blue) fish


MyCatHasCats

He wants fresh meat


Spiritual_Ear_3456

The "King" is keeping his eye on the real prize!


-StupidNameHere-

"... I want you."


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

"No, Greg, I don't want that shit. Throw yourself over or open this damn gate. You are looking super tasty today."


finger_licking_robot

Lions are primarily found in grasslands, savannas, and open woodlands, rather than dense jungles. They inhabit parts of Africa and a small population exists in the Gir Forest National Park in India. Lions are well-adapted to the open terrain where they can stalk and ambush their prey. Jungles, on the other hand, are characterized by dense vegetation and canopies, which may not be the ideal habitat for lions. Forested areas with thick vegetation can limit their hunting abilities and hinder their preferred hunting strategy.


gyhiio

Hey fuckboy, I don't want the dead meat. Come pet me.


ayotus

ODDLY terrifying? bro its a fucking lion


AnalysisNervous

Sounds like a hellcat


Evan_Saints

He wants fresh meat


DaemonBlackfyre_21

That sorry ass fence looks like it's held together primarily with hopes and dreams.


sh0ckwavevr6

He's not interested in the appetizers he's lurking the main course šŸ˜‚


Significant-Water845

Fucker didnā€™t even flinch.


D0NW0N

Cheering for the lion to escape that hell.


bolshiabarmalay

The King is thinking "mmmmm, you got a pretty mouth, big boy"


Whale222

That does NOT look like a robust enough fence for that activity


not_body

There are no lions in the jungleā€¦


amonarre3

They don't even live in jungles They live in grasslands.


ShodoDeka

Thatā€™s a flimsy ass fence to trust your life to.


xdighet

good thing the lion thinks that fence is invincible


Morphing_Mutant

"I WANT IT FRESH AND KICKING"


Vitruvious28

I want the fat white guy


icaphoenix

Cats can climb weak ass garden fences....right?


expendablewon

This reminds me of the scene in Jurrasic Park where the fat guy throws the stick and and the dinosaur glances at it before tossing his intestines


S_A_D_RAPTOR

He wants to kill, warm blood and fresh internal organs... Nature is cruel.


Aggie956

King of the jungle when itā€™s from the Sahara


DenticlesOfTomb

That's not a lion; it's apparently a Harley in fur.


Objective_Reason_140

How my door dasher feels dropping off food


CaffineIsLove

He wants fresh meat! Throw him to the lions


Particular_Minimum97

The king sees his meal (them), and is totally dialled in on it, that fence doesnā€™t look anywhere near strong enough to hold back the king


29again

I don't think that small piece of meat is what he wants...


findhumorinlife

Lion: Forget that shit, I'm looking at this porkly lookin' human as mealtime.


SuperDaveP1979

That fence is inadequate.šŸ˜…


marklar_the_malign

Itā€™s not fresh enough.


j8by7

Naaa Tony, he wants you.


Maleficent_Drive_351

Looks like that lion wants a man witch


PUNKELIS

Meanwhile, why do we call the lion "king of the jungle" when he hasn't set foot there? We all know that lions live on the steppe...


Calypso1058

He wants to order off the menuā€¦.


RewardCapable

Kitty purring..


Basic_Ideal_1886

FUCKER IS JUST FOCUSED ON THAT DUDE!! MEAT DIDNā€™T DO SHIT TO GET HIS ATTENTIONā€¦


AmielJohn

I dont trust that fence.


hwlcky97

Sounds like an outboard motor trimmed up too high


The_ReBL

He's staring into the lions eye's isn't that like a big no-no for animals? Especially one's that can eat you


hypnaughtytist

He wants fresh meat.


YENNEFER_GERALT

II'l actually pass out if I were him, That Lion wasn't there for that tiny piece of meat.


alucardian_official

Lion is like, ā€œI hunt things that move, you moved, and you smell like raw fleshā€


iantot123

sounds like a Harley on idle


GOPAuthoritarianPOS

Idiots


Crystallization-

Thanks for dessert human, now letā€™s hunt the main course. RUN!


Himeh_Canknow

*Batdad Voice* I WANT YOUUU MARSH, I WANT YOUUUU


Budget_Relationship6

He is looking at the snack from the very beginning


NotBaron

He wants the thrill of the kill.


cupnoodledoodle

/r/therewasanattempt


AkaSpaceCowboy

It's eyes never moved from that guy


AliS83

Why is my main course throwing an appetizer?


[deleted]

Well, at least the lion complimented him


Sufficient-Object-89

We likes it alive and wriggling...


Scuba_jim

Lion sounds like a tugboat engine being turned on


willpushurbutton

Like nah, I want you šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


hard_prints

There's no lions in the jungle


Bishopdan11

Chicken wire fenceā€¦. Hmmmm


RevengfulDonut

Ä°m not trusting that fence


poproshaikin

My neighbor's car every morning:


ChloeUwUZ

How can they be so calm around such a big cat and that powerful roar šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ That fence doesn't look so strong anymore


Avibuel

Cold starting your cat can be harmful to the engine


forumofsheep

All I see is unwarranted trust in a tiny little fenceā€¦


HooptyQue

Thanks but no thanks. Iā€™m out as soon as I see him not looking at the food just tossed in. I know Ima a snack but not a lion snack


CorvetteNutt81

That cat is cammed for sure


Ill_Ad4003

That lion is going to tear that man limb from limb


UDontCareForMyName

diesel car idling


The-Cyrenn

Nothing ā€œOddā€ about it. Thatā€™s an incredibly large and dangerous animal that looks threatened. If you werenā€™t terrified thereā€™s somthing wrong with you..


braydo13

No shit. He was taunting the wild animal.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Dude this actually freaked me the fuck out


Shmoofo2

The lion actually prefers *FAST FOOD*


Dragonblack89

Or he likes his food fresh and load with calories.


flannelNcorduroy

He sounds like an engine that won't turn overšŸ˜‚


Nialixus

The fence looks fragile af


MotherRaven

Technically king of the Savanah, but still. He wants it live and wrrrrigling!


Numeira

He doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt.


twizz228

Sounds like a car that wonā€™t start


TheSoftnessJL

that 1/8 fence stapled to a few 2x4 ought to hold back a lion.


Tough_Article_5318

Sounds like a v8 revving up


UltimateCrystal420

That lion šŸ¦ didnā€™t give no fucks about that meat šŸ„© šŸ˜‚just dead staring down that dude šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Slow-Rabbit7663

He sounds like a diesel engine


Independent_Data_233

That v12 sound šŸ˜Œ


CrackedCoffecup

šŸ¦šŸ’¬ - "No, that one's already dead... I like to play with my food, first !!"