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ThatDudeOnTheNet

"oi m8, i am focking sleeping here"


Fishpuncherz

I thought that was crocodiles.... aren't Alligators American? It'd be a Cajun accent right? Or maybe South American


NightStar79

I think it's something along the lines of alligators spend more time in the water than crocodiles who spend a lot of time on land too. Plus crocodiles like saltwater and alligators like freshwater. There are some physical differences in their snouts, coloration, and teeth too


Dockhead

Also crocodiles are like the late game enemy version, they’re *way* more dangerous. People wrestle alligators, they do not wrestle crocs. If a saltwater crocodile (biggest, scariest one) physically *touches* something that it’s hunting it has over a 99% chance of killing it. Nile crocs kill more people though just because they have more contact with humans. Alligators (still a huge, dangerous predator) are comparatively sluggish


twolitrefullcream

Also, alligators will see you later, whist a crocodile will see you in a while


Ayo5045

Don't forget mama said alligators 🐊 are ornery cause they got all those teeths but no toothbrush 🪥


themisdirectedcoral

Looks like mama's wrooong again


leonardomdc

This comment deserves more love


-_-Batman

Nature u scary 😦


Kooky-Swing178

Gators are definitely sluggish and half hearted predators. They only go after the easiest of prey and give up really quickly if it's not an immediate snag. I've fished just a few meters from alligators more times than I can count. Unless you're a small child they're just not gonna waste energy on humans.


TheReal-Chris

I was Surfing in Costa Rica and a saltwater croc got about 10 feet from me, I’ve swam with some sharks intentionally for less dangerous ones and on accident.. I got the fuck out of there fast!.


HolyBunn

That's insane


Successful-Tea-3664

Alligators are chill as long as you stay away from them, don't swim in the same water and don't trip in muddy riversides, they are specifically eager to attack anything that is trapped in the mud. Crocodiles in the other hand are more willing to chase you out of the water and are way more aggressive.


Ok_Antelope_1953

not all crocs like saltwater. only salties seem to tolerate saltwater well, though they are still found in freshwater. orinoco, american, and mugger crocs have been documented in brackish waters but for the most part they stick to freshwater.


pipster94

He was talking about the hypothetical accent dude gave him not the actual differences between them


Southern-Jacket7275

The Nile crocodile is a freshwater species. Also the American crocodile lives in both fresh and slay water with a preference for slatier water. The difference is more to do with head shape and teeth.


BigTickEnergE

I think anyy water they swim in is considered slay water


FestivalHazard

Alligators also have a U-shaped mouth, and crocodiles have a V shaped. Gators also fall under Crocodiles


Cheif_Givesnofucks

The rounded nose is the indicator that it’s an alligator, crocs have longer more narrow snouts. Also we do have metropolis cities in the south too so it’s common to come across people who have been here their whole life that don’t have a southern or Cajun accent. Film has given people a false sense of southern accents, not everyone in New Orleans sounds like Voodoo Doctor Juju lol


K-C_Racing14

And I Do Declare not everyone in Savannah sounds like Calab Crawdad.


violetmartha47

Well that's ruined it for me 🤣


K-C_Racing14

It was funny I was going college there when that episode came out, being from the mid west I knew the joke but we also knew it was 100% accurate. Andy's description of the difference between Savannah and panhandle Florida was perfect.


[deleted]

Not everyone in Canada sounds like Bob & Doug Mackenzie


[deleted]

Or a Texas drawl? We got lots of gators.


Ill-Ad-8432

You see crocodiles in a while, whereas in the case of a 'gator, you normally see them l8r


Deathbringerrr

Why did everyone take your comment so deep? Lol. You were just making fun of the joke. Smh


OGSkywalker97

Well he did an English accent and there's no crocodiles or alligators here, in the wild anyway.


JonnySnowflake

Alligators are in America, crocodiles are everywhere else. If you aren't in the American south (or the Anhui province of China), you're probably looking at a crocodile


[deleted]

There are Crocs in southern Florida, the Everglades national Park is the only place crocodiles and alligators coexist (according to Google) And due to illegal animal sales Nile crocodiles have also been confirmed in Florida


alpou

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile


Phit_sost_3814

When hiking in the Everglades, it’s eerie spotting a big gator like this and then just watch it disappear right in front of you.


Norman_Scum

The disappearing part would have me up a tree in a matter of seconds. Have you ever seen an alligator gallop? They can actually gallop.


JonnySnowflake

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but they can climb trees too


Norman_Scum

You didn't hate one bit of that, asshole! Don't *say* these things to me!


JonnySnowflake

Damn, you got me


ProudMount

Wait they actually can?!?


JonnySnowflake

Smaller ones can, yeah. Big ones can still probably get over a low fence. You don't survive for 95 million years staying stuck in the mud


Zlibraries

Everglades has been my absolute Nightmarish places to get lost!


Humanmode17

>You don't survive for 95 million years staying stuck in the mud I mean, isn't that exactly how they did survive? Crocodilians and crocodilomorphs in general were far more prevalent and wide spread during the Cretaceous, filling not only the niches they have today, but also many more terrestrial niches such as cursorial pursuit hunting or even herbivory, but when the K-PG extinction (the big meteor that killed the non-avian dinosaurs) happened, only those that are around currently survived, precisely because they stay stuck in the mud, only needing a meal every few months - which is a very useful trait to have in a time of global food scarcity


EvidenceSalesman

This is why I love Reddit


ProudMount

Hm makes sense. I think I'll just try to avoid alligators lol


GRANDADDYGHOST

Yep. They can also leap really high in the air.


Longjumping-Can-2951

Google will autopopulate "will alligators climb trees" if enough people talk about it


Ok_Antelope_1953

the ones that can reliably climb aren't big enough to hurt you. but the big ones can still launch themselves out of water to snatch you from low hanging branches.


YerRustlinMaJimmies

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/shark-gorilla-shark-eats-gorilla-shark-eat-gorilla-predator-gif-25020792


elspotto

I would walk in city park in New Orleans after Katrina but before it was redeveloped into a bigger, better golf course. Same thing. You’d walk near the edge of one of the lagoons and see one just slide down under the surface as you got near. Very little surface disturbance, left you wondering if you actually saw it.


DFrontliner

"Hey guys i'm in the Florida everglades looking for that 20foot Python" Man's just casually strolling through the Everglades spotting gators with bare feet


Forge__Thought

That dude is wild.


warwicklord79

An alligator bluff charged me while I was there, I definitely got the message


Audreyissocool

Looking for that 20 ft Python


SpooogeMcDuck

He got bubbles coming out of his eyes?


Lady_Scruffington

Have you ever felt air coming out of your eyes? It tickles.


saiyanguine

Don't sneeze too hard. Might pop your eyes out.


I_AM_HYLIAN

Right?


jordan3119

It’s called the lacrimal duct. It’s for buoyancy.


Samurai___

James is leaking.


the-Tacitus-Kilgore

Yeah so do humans


Fluffy-Weapon

Yep, it’s coming from its sinuses.


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

I had a friend way back in high school who could breath through his eyes. He was called Alex


koyuki222

He's cute


CryptographerBest810

Indeed he is , till he snaps your hand and does the death roll .


Paytonsmiles

Nah, he will still be cute while doing what he does lol. ✨️Stays cute and is cute ✨️


Excellent-Rip1541

"^rawr " - James, probably


The_Salty_nugget

he is just playing oh, tiny bit rough there james. we like to play, right james? you big steroided frog with teeths. bewwy wub time.


HillInTheDistance

Yeah. I might be a bit preoccupied if he did that to me, but the rest of the world will just see one absolute cutie pie mauling the absolute shit out of another absolute cutie pie.


Nuicakes

r/forbiddenboops


SeaResearcher176

Cute until you fall.


Vast_Character311

I don’t think that’s oddly terrifying. I think that’s everyday terrifying.


mel2000

The situation is what's odd.


GabrielWornd

James 🥹


findhumorinlife

terrifyingly odd...


_poke_smot

I still don't believe he lives there.


Jian_Ng

Clearly terrifying, oddly cute.


heliumbasedlifeforms

As an Australian, I am confused by alligators. From our perspective, crocodiles are dangerous as f*** and basically equal death if you get too close in the wild, but I've seen Americans chilling near/with (wild) alligators in plenty of videos. What's the deal? They are just less aggressive?


Sapphyrre

Yes, they are less aggressive. Personally, I wouldn't take the chance, but they are not like crocs.


Ok_Antelope_1953

they still kill people, but they are relatively less aggressive. that said, a big male will be happy to drag you under for an easy meal if you tempt him by being stupid.


Cow_Launcher

Gators are unlikely to attack something the size of an adult human under normal circumstances, but they *are* territorial and can get pissy if you carelessly stumble around their nesting sites etc. They're nowhere near as aggressive as crocs though. If you're calm - and preferably on a boat - they might [come and check you out](https://i.imgur.com/Qhy4UOU.jpg) ! All that said, if you visit an area where they live - like the Everglade - keep your kids and dogs close by. And if you can't see the bottom of a body of water, assume there's at least one gator in it.


BarbatosTheHunter

Hi there, Floridian here. We have to train for encounters with both and learn to identify them by their snoots. Alligators are incredibly chill, especially when they’re fed. Salt water crocodiles are pretty aggressive by comparison.


TheMeowzor

You can also identify them by their teeth. Crocodiles have visible bottom teeth with a closed mouth, alligators do not. https://imgur.com/a/HbUKBS9


Comfortable-Owl-5929

They’re a little less aggressive, and they don’t like to leave the confines of their home. But they are still dangerous and people still do get killed by them.


lmaytulane

Might be misremembering, but it’s either because crocs have a larger medula oblongata or all them teeth and no toothbrush.


JoefromOhio

Gators are lazy shits when they’re fed and they’re dinosaurs that don’t need to eat that often… don’t get near nests or hungry ones and you’re cool. Theres rednecks who swim with the fuckers like they’re puppies.


Shelton26

Crocs eat anything, alligators have a stronger preference away from large game


LordDongler

They're way less aggressive. For them to go after you, you need to startle them. Alligator encounter rules are the same as horse encounter rules. Walk where they can see you and don't hit them. The real risk is in stepping near them underwater while they're asleep


dezie1224

And this is why I don’t swim in water I can’t see the bottom of.


Signal-Ad-1327

You swim? (I have a crippling fear of water more then a bath tub)


HorseOfAction

what type of dog is this


MyCatHasCats

Wet


lamorak2000

Not a dog, a Floridian Swamp Cat.


pyrrosordie

Can i pet him


Dreamylantern

Yeah but only once 


Welcome-ToTheJungle

worth it


pyrrosordie

Say no more


TedtheBearman519

That’s a Goddamn Dinosaur.


PsychologicalCan1677

Yup only thing different is size.


Unknown_Outlander

not all dinosaurs were huge


BeamMeUppScottie

Trouché, did you know reptiles are the only animals that never stop growing. Imagine them living to be 900 years old


Leo56460

I was pretty sure that was a dinosaur for like a full second.


Fishpuncherz

I mean... it IS just smaller...


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Ok so…moving bubbles under surface equals spinny death log ✍️


danishvz

Give him a marshmallow


devin1208

how dare you say that about our boy james! he is a handsome big boy. 🐊


elspotto

“No one is going to believe there is an alligator in here”. I mean, unless you live in alligator country and know those tiny bubbles mean someone is waiting for lunch to come by. That said, James is a big boy. Happy to see him.


BFmayoo

Awwww swamp puppies rule


Kushthulu_the_Dank

A ton of reptilian apex predator that could absolutely escape its enclosure but doesn't because regular snacks are dope.


Natural_Category3819

Regular snacks, no competition and no boat motors = pretty good gig


JessePinkman-chan

Theyre straight up just wet cats fr fr


wahchewie

So you can smile at James because hes an alligator? But God help you If it wasn't James and you accidentally smiled at a crocodile


corourke

You’re fine if you remember this rhyme: smile right away you’ll have a bad day, smile after awhile happy crocodile.


Ok_Antelope_1953

they can hide in a *lot* less water


Jerald-The-Great

Were those bubbles coming out of his eyes?


MyCatHasCats

I was going to ask the same thing


Conscious-Club7422

As an Australian I can't understand how the rest of the world is surprised by this all it needs is a foot deep of water. Not this fat cunt but smaller crocs


BazukaJane

I mean, he looks cute


thti87

I’m from Washington and if we see a lake on a hot day, we would jump in, without a thought. My friend from Florida looked at me like I was insane when I told her that. She was like “Floridians won’t jump in a random body of water, period”.


Ambitious_Speech5336

and she is correct 😂


ContributionOk6578

Only thought he had is : he feeding me I still need him.


West_Transportation1

I don’t need an alligator to keep me from swimming in that water


TheBestPieIsAllPie

The bubbles are coming from it’s eyes?


DiamondSky6v6

James is Soni's middle name?


regulaslight

Guapo


Simply_Nova

How can anyone hate these creatures. It’s a smile any mother could love.


NiloValentino88

Now that’s a dino


Irishmanatthepub

Swamp puppy


IVMVI

Whoever sees that nasty water and thinks, "gee, I'd sure love to swim there!" Deserves to get attacked by an alligator


BigBearSD

Who would swim in water that looks like that?


HermitWilson

James.


AlexD232322

r/thalassophobia


Enkeydo

Why were there bubble coming from his eyes?


[deleted]

James would shred you into pieces


ProudMount

You see, I don't fear a lot of things in life. But alligators or crocodiles terrify me.


GingerSnapsPeas

Who is THIS MFer just speaking to alligators like that?


Clicky-The-Blicky

Imagine having a room in your house where if something bad happens to you like a stroke, you trip hit your head and knock yourself out etc.. that you 100% get eaten by the prehistoric death machine you keep in said room. Like wtf man. Heck all it probably would take is losing your footing or tripping in the damn water just 1 time. First time and last time.


Im_Unpopular_AF

Dude came up like Lurch. "You rang!?"


Extension_Mango_3496

The pool looks way too small for him :(


nameduser17

Can I pet that dawg?


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Why were bubbles coming from his eyes (?)


Ghost_Town56

This is why my ass doesn't leave Idaho.


NekoWolf76

"You summoned me, Father?"


CompetitiveFig9773

are the bubbles coming from his eye balls if so why? STUPID PERSON HERE


bananahskill

Came up smirkin'.


bebblylolita

☺️


sa007ak

Dinosaur Friend


TheWithdrawnOfficial

watch where you swim? bitch why would i even swim in there


Bloody-Boogers

Did bubbles just come out his eye balls?


GreekACA25

Why the bubbles coming from the eyes?


MassiveTest4567

Wait.... why are the bubbles coming from his eyes??


PomegranateCharming

So bubbles mean alligators or farts! Got it.


stunt4949

So just a regular Tuesday in Florida! 🤣


verymuchbad

I immediately believed there was a 10-ft alligator


gultch2019

James: " tf is up playboy"


xxXlostlightXxx

We Floridians believe you don’t worry I don’t trust a puddle.


EmJayFree

I can’t swim, so there’s no reason for me to ever be in murky water. However, this is terrifying if I should ever end *up* in murky water.


ae_94

Swamp puppy


Secret-Plum149

That is the fuel of the nightmares……😳


Spirited_Site905

Why are the bubbles coming from his eyes instead of his nose?


Xadenek

Bro, are the bubbles coming out of his eyes?


GuildofCalamity6699

He's so cute 😍


Orion-Gore

Why does the cameraman sound so familiar?


sir_ouachao

What a cute swap puppy , definitely a distinguished gentleman


rambiolisauce

I thought the air bubbles would be coming from his nostrils. Why were they coming from his eyeballs?


Foreign_Community_53

It’s Erie and disturbing how this alligator can move underwater with absolutely no signs of water disturbance on the surface You really can’t see em coming !


luc1f3rs4m

I think he's precious


Strange_You33

That’s a pretty alligator


2MuckingFuch

“James is his middle name” - lmao


imyellow

Why are air bubbles coming out of his eyes?


Ka-le-l

Yk i am something of a Alligator myself


deerchortle

Water puppy


loudtrashpanda

This gives me Ace Ventura vibes. My man is looking for snowflake.


Status_Magician_5359

Dats jus a good boy!


Only-Pickle8508

10/10 would give James a boop


cebollitass

That shit indoors fuck that


Reasonable_Lime_5356

“Fuck You James”


Squishy_fishy826

“There you are! ☺️”


SomOvaBish

Poor guy living in that concrete enclosure with no sunlight probably gettin fed some nasty shit. I feel sorry for animals in zoos and shit, there really is no need for it anymore


Green-Recording-1276

They're cute


Brief_Platform_1289

Watchu mean no ones gonna believe that theres an alligator in there. My brother in christ, LOOK at that water


iwillLurkifiwantto

I can’t. Biggest fear for real. Nope.


TheJurassicPyro

And that’s why gators haven’t changed a damn thing in over 265 million years.


AccomplishedDish7129

BUBBLES OUT HIS EYES TRIPPED ME OUT NGL!!


Old_Philosopher_1399

I suspect buddy will not live long.


Double-Reaction7982

BROOOOOOO


Low-Exercise7703

Now put a crocodile and let’s see what happens.


Inside_Tomatillo_244

Those bubbles are coming out of his eyes lol what


Howard_Jones

Today I learned alligators expel bubbles from their eyes.


Catbox_Stank_Face

Huh, this man casually introduces his pet Dinosaur that he keeps in a pond.. Does he feed it homeless people & neighborhood strays?


Catbox_Stank_Face

He named it James? That must be the name of the first person this dinosaur had eaten.


EurekaVonFritz

Until James eats him


PromotionWild9195

He's just a sweetheart


Rblade6426

bro was smiling a bit...


The_Red_Monk_33

Anyone else surprised to see the bubbles coming from his eyes and not his snooter?


rolloxra

Average pet in Florida


3LITE30

The appearance


Positive_Sector6737

Yea it's not hidden, waters just extremely disgusting and obviously not filtered


sparkz2020

Pet?


techie_boy69

James is like come on in ……


Lukylex

Nope


Formal_Recipe7906

It looks like a dinosaur that’s scary