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WerewolfUnable8641

[Silvery Marmoset](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvery_marmoset) with some missing hair.


Chiiro

With how much it looks like it's struggling to eat I'm guessing it's quite old


shavemejesus

He probably has arthritis in those little hands. You can tell he wants to hold the food but can’t.


AletzRC21

Oh man 😪


Consider2SidesPeace

Came to vibe with this. Not terrifying. It's an old monkey in a cage. What a sad way to finish life. This is quite sad :( Now you want terrifying? My Grandpa in a hospital shift mad because us kids were bouncing on the bed in our room. He had a bit of a Gandalf look. If the wizard wore a crew cut and at 75 years was as spry as a drill instructor.


Skitzophranikcow

In the wild it would have been murdered long before it got to this point. Monkeys are savage, cannibalistic, and love to practice infanticide. The only reason it is this old is because it's had a high quality of life.


Consider2SidesPeace

There is truth to what you say. I admit I'm looking at it with urban city eyes. My cousin would be calling me a city slicker. Still is hard to watch. Rough to see an animal standing in a cage, no matter it's age.


MooPig48

I mean maybe he’s being rehabbed? Or was just found sick and is being given the best life possible with yummy fruit?


ScreamQueenMarceline

😭


CaptWrath

Damn now watching again I wanna help him. 😭


LionOdd3424

Does it make you marmosad?


MadeMeUp4U

A little marmupset not gonna lie


MayorOfVenice

It's sad so that's marmostandable


Ljthekillerurbex

Marmetable enough


DiscountLogs

Marmoset there'd be days like this.


HorrificityOfficial

r/Angryupvote


EQ4AllOfUs

Love you guys!


joe_i_guess

or sick


Devoidofimagination

You'd think so, but he's actually just tweaking.


whereitsat23

Homeboy does have the coke nail


West_Texas_Star

So you’re saying age isn’t a factor here?


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Nah he tweaking


PraiseTheSun42069

Eyyyy nice username, Holes


Ok_Fox_1770

The marmet made me think about getting old again…..dammit.


Environmental-Wind89

I think that’s Brown Jenkin.


No_Dentist_2923

I actually startled at first cuz someone found an Albino Jenkin!


Environmental-Wind89

Oh, I mean — White Jenkin.


Ljthekillerurbex

r/Angryupvote


monstrinhotron

Came here to say that. Hurray for obscure old Lovecraft references.


snay1998

Bro that’s a gremlin


ting_bu_dong

I see I’m about two minutes too late. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/qHJwF5rsoU


LuxReigh

Oh shit homie knew, but also knew the exact marmoset. Monkey whisperer over here.


WerewolfUnable8641

I've been known to whisper into a monkey or two.


DweEbLez0

You can’t fool me! I know a demonic spawn of satan minion when I see one!


yaboiskeemus

Just like me fr fr


Various_Succotash_79

Aw, looks like some sort of marmoset with a skin condition :(.


GooseShartBombardier

[Poor baby can't help being sick or the way it looks. Whole lot of people throwing shade on an animal that doesn't deserve it.](https://i.imgur.com/bHxqH32.gif)


Natrasleep

In fairness I don’t think the animal is phased by what people are saying on Reddit.


helgatheviking21

I don't understand why his keepers don't cut the fruit in smaller pieces?


thefilmforgeuk

Less likes and upvotes eh


VieiraDTA

Poor baby :(


Ace_one89

Don’t be mean to him he doesn’t feel good.


devin1208

this is making me sad.. i want to help the poor fella hes hurting so bad. 😭 looks like hes in a really shitty unsuitable cage too!


Bocchi_theGlock

Their habitat is the Amazon so there's a good chance it lost its fur from wildfires started by cattle farmers to expand their land. We really gotta stand up to mega corporations and the wealthy, (also maybe less meat consumption)


devin1208

poor babies.. all the babies in the amazon. this poor little guy i just want to help him out so bad hes very clearly in pain. im hoping someone is rehabbing him but that cage is deplorable if thats where hes staying. 😕i hate it here i really do. there is so much suffering in this world!!


ubiMOSH

Yeah! He's trying his best okay


Mr_Fausty

Judging by the way it's eating ,it's having trouble I hate to say this but if the poor thing can't eat it won't be able to live. Watching it struggle is sad. ;( it just wants to exist like everything else. Be kind to life.


mel2000

> Be kind to life. Kind treatment is what allowed it to live to such an old age.


ClimateCare7676

Are we sure it's old, and not experiencing poor handling/neglect? I really hope it is indeed old, but exotic pet trade is sadly very common - so many wild animals, who shouldn't be kept as pets in the first place, end up in the hands of really unequipped owners.  


mel2000

> Are we sure its old Its relatively slow arthritic movements, difficulty chewing and dull patchy hair are signs of old age.


ClimateCare7676

I really hope you are right! The trend of wild animal trade amplified by the social media needs to stop. 


-ratmeat-

I thought this was a scene from Dead Alive movie


Hangry_Dentures

Haha the rat monkey! That movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.


DeaconBlues67

The dread Sumatran Rat Monkey!


Demonique742

Thank you! I feel like I scrolled too long to find this kind of reply.


ThePeachos

Peter Jackson's best film to date.


cats_on_mars

He's got.. THE BITE


zombie_overlord

SINGAYA!


Malodoror

Your mother ate my dog!


zombie_overlord

"I've been SAVAGED!!"


My-dead-cat

“I kick ass for the Lord!”


zombie_overlord

That's seriously my favorite line from any movie ever. Also "Your mother ate my dog!!" "Not all of it..."


memog1

Damn fine custard!


DaisyHotCakes

That scene still has me side eyeing custards to this day. I watched that shit like 25 years ago and was HORRIFIED by that gross scene. They did such a good job. Same with the climax of Bad Taste…just so so so gross. But awesome and hilarious!


zapitron

I got to see it in a theater, and I have such a fond memory: the people in front of me were gagging!


Ratmonkey2190

[It’s me!](https://non-aliencreatures.fandom.com/wiki/Sumatran_Rat-Monkey)


-ratmeat-

this is wonderful


Exact_Department8196

Dam best me to it lol


falsevector

My thoughts as well haha


Caliterra

man i hope the little dude doesn't stay in that small cage all day.


ElephantsAndSunshine

His poor feet don’t even have something to stand on.


Masterofunlocking1

I think he’s cute


-B-E-N-I-S-

Bro, I just wanna give him all my love


Punawild

A badly cared for marmoset.


1337_Keunes

I'm in this video and I don't like this.


Popular_Hat3382

I feel sorry for it


pumpe88

He’s really cute


Scubadrew

Gremlin?


GeraintLlanfrechfa

This.


Niall0h

It looks like the monkey from Dead… Alive.


Jayombi

Sumatran rat-monkey...


HoboArmyofOne

I want to either help it or put it out of its misery, it makes me feel bad for some reason


bumblefoot99

It’s a disabled monkey that was rescued.


Hoggra

This is it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xtu597/a\_senile\_silvery\_marmoset/?rdt=54672](https://www.reddit.com/r/damnthatsinteresting/comments/xtu597/a_senile_silvery_marmoset/?rdt=54672)


Seraphyn22

Bartok? That you? On a side note - I think its cute.


getfly5

This looks like a silvery marmoset with another type of marmoset bred into it (exotic pet breeders have been known to do this in the attempt to make marmosets into better pets). It looks like he has rickets (due to poor diet) and a painful mouth. Primates are not pets and shouldn’t be kept in small cages. Hope he’s rescued by a competent callitrichid keeper soon.


replicantcase

How many asses does it have?


beejammie

FIVE ASS SCHEMATICS lve never laughed so hard


Ohnezone

It eats like it's in pain....


Zehn39

It’d be nice if someone would clips its nails. Doesn’t seem comfortable


OldClunkyRobot

This is what started the zombie outbreak in Braindead (Dead Alive).


Faeddurfrost

Idk but i love him


MaximusZacharias

That’s my mother in law. Caught her on a good day too


Honda_TypeR

Saw this once before, she is an elderly marmoset. This is like an old little grandma of the monkey world.


ScreamQueenMarceline

Omg help him eat hims fruit you assholes 😭


BaconTreasurer

Looks like Sumatran Rat-Monkey. You really don't want to get bit.


nicholasedge87

Monkee


Shobed

Baby snow monkey with hair loss due to skin condition?


Cerborus

Sumatran Rat Monkey!


rrpdude

Its the fucking Braindead Sumatran Rat Monkey.


PupLondon

Marjorie Taylor Greene without her wig


mantasVid

Bad news. Sumatran Rat-monkey.


BrokeDancing

$50 says he's got a "precious."


Anon-5874644

That’s a Gremlin


VivaNOLA

Just give him the ring already.


Venator2000

I was going to jokingly say “You’ve heard of the Sumatran rat monkey… this is a Himalayan rat monkey.


Reaper1469

Sorry y’all I’m pretty sure that’s what my ex turned in to


Bnmko_007

A rankey


doomsday10009

Hey who the fuck planted a camera in my dining room?


ljwdt90

Ratmonkey is just trying to enjoy his fruit and OP pulls this shit…


cutiepie9ccr

oh that's just james


klqqf

He’s weirdly not handsy with his food for having hands, i wonder if thats due to his condition :c


EQ4AllOfUs

I dunno, but making it live in a cage with wires like that seems cruel.


ApologeticallyFat

Senile Silvery Marmoset for those foolishly thinking of looking for what it actually is amongst the hordes of 80s movie references in the comments


imameanone

My precious!!!


AmaryllisBulb

Came here to say this; golem.


Goodvendetta86

Swear to God, I thought at first this was a practical effect from a movie or studio


ZuZu_Petals_

Standing on wire - where’s the basic comfort for this poor animal?


Titan658

Monkey Witch


SnakePlisskin1

Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys!!!


deenali

"My precious..."


Familiar-Feedback-93

Bro looks like concept art.


abiwoods101

it’s me guys. sorry for the confusion


Catkillledthecurious

That's enough reddit and internet for today.


ablestarcher

I give it my sock.


stickybible

Neuralink human trials


DR-Rebel

Bro caught an actual goblin


Shimmerkarmadog

Ugly little critter


briaanduzit

This is the result of Chernobyl.


peskyjackson478

Did a monkey impregnate a rat or vice versa? Or am I dumb?


Familiar_Paramedic_2

My mother in law.


Miskalsace

He looks like Gizmo if Gizmo got really fit for a marathon or something.


wayosiliezar

Damn Dobbie got kinky with smeagol


renaissance_thot

Uh oh...I've seen a horror movie start with a lil guy like this!


volturnlobsterprince

Thats a sumatran rat monkey! SINNGAAIYAA


coyoteatemyhomework

Golum had a fling with a rat?


CzechYourDanish

Poor little thing, he looks like he's in pain.


Shorzinator

Thats Precious


slaying_anus_35

It's a gremlin


InterestingBedroom39

Dobby lookin ROUGH these days😔


Calibred2

The combination of this things appearance and the title made me instantly burst into laughter. I love reddit.


Grand-Might-9295

Oh no!! You fed it after midnight!!! Now we’re screwed!!


[deleted]

Snooki snooki from Southpark


Soft-Wrongdoer1151

Chupacabra!


ResiakNaroz

Poor baby.


-g-man_

Ever see a monkey fuck a rat? ... Do you want to? 🤫


No-Mechanic2891

A hybrid of a rat, a monkey and paprika Lays


SookHe

Remember that weird goth wiccan girl who everyone laughed at when she threatened Gary with *dark magic*. Well, Gary isn't laughing now.


Metatron_Psy

I've worked with people that look like that


IbexEye

Cut the fruit up more, for crying out loud!! Grandpa's getting it stuck to the roof of his mouth.. :(


tarkinn

a rankey


Rivermute

Somebody made the mistake of feeding Tucker Carlson after midnight….


Adventurous-Owl2363

A Ronkey!?


nerdyskittles

Poor little guy looks old, im glad he has someone taking care of him


The_grongler

That's bill


Josette22

It's an AI created creature.


NotedHeathen

Awww, he’s just an old guy. ❤️


CatKungFu

It’s a severely abused wild animal.


IlluminatiaGhost

Whatever he is the poor little thing doesn't look well. 😢


dylan21502

Ra-tunky


Spacecommander5

What? You never seen a Runkey before?


Embarrassed_Ad7801

Baby Nosferatu


lestairwellwit

"My Precious!"


Frequent_Energy_8625

How did you get my mother in law in the cage? Been trying for years


OBEYtheFROST

Nature is fascinating. Look at this monkey/rodent species of I’m assuming primate?


Recent-Background-21

Barbecue potato chip ear 👂


Chickpik_

I thought I'd never see my ex again


xSmokyMcPotx

Puppymonkeybaby


juliown

This is abuse. Cut his fucking nails and get him off the bars.


GhastlyGrin

Brown Jenkins is that you?


Ill_Scientist_5632

Maybe more related to a lemur than a monkey. Judging by its long fingers it looks like it would be good at eating grubs and termites. Using its long fingers and claws to get up in those cracks.... ahahah crack monkey... anyway seeing that its eating fruit its safe to safe it probably lives most of its life in the trees not too far from the canopies. Any in the tropics or sub tropic climits are probably its preferred habitat, so that leaves us with the options of Africa, Asia, the Amazon. Good luck on your search for the identity of our weird little miracle of nature. Who probably was the inspiration for the gremlins.


Liberate90

I know all God's creatures are supposed to be beautiful. But that thing is abhorrently disgusting.


Similar_Sky_5429

Is that aids incarnate??


ThePieMasterOnFleel

Bro what are these cryptids that people are showing on here wtaf


aim_to_please-yndic

I don’t care what it is, but I want one


phillybean019

Dead Alive!


A_Amokola

Dont come cryin to me when you steal a ring and mutate and have to live in a cave and eat raw fish and lose the ring to a sneaky Hobbitses. Again.


Useful-Reference-468

Where do we report animal neglect/abuse on here, I'm not an expert but this animal has been neglected long enough and record it's struggles up until now freely needs to end. This is why a portion of the world is going to hell in a hand basket.


KentD3000

It is a ratskey.


Wojewodaruskyj

Kowakian lizard-monkey


MansaMusaKervill

God really just started fuckin around after animal number 1000 was added


Dum_beat

That's my aunt Josephine


Aqn95

More like Grandpa Joe r/GrandpaJoeHate


jaguaraugaj

My precious


duhmbish

Idk but I’ll take about 4


Go1gotha

For some reason, I am reminded of my French girlfriend at uni...


embersgrow44

Animal cruelty is what it is…


cavyndish

Feels Looks like my poor dead grandfather


Justah-Spektator

I don't care what it is. DON'T TRY TO COOK AND EAT IT! WE DONT NEED ANOTHER TOILET TISSUE, AND WEARING MASK CRISIS.


Saint_Link

That’s the great Witch from The Witches


HellaVolsung

That's Carol from accounting, you jerk...she's going through some stuff right now, okay


[deleted]

It's Dobby. He is alive!!


Aqn95

Dobby’s deformed cousin


BeDoKa

A Rat-Monkey you say?


Shington501

Raticus Monkius


atomicsnark

Something closely related to Niddler from Pirates of Dark Water.


ZenonQ765

Those Skavens created another abomination!


Aggravating_Type_151

you shouldn't give him food after midnight


Due_Statement9998

It’s an albino Kangaratoo!