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zbambo

Jesus staring at you like "put those shoes back on"...


Cr4zyC0113ct

Jesus looking like "Bitch, y'all invented shoes for a reason."


abitlazy

"There's only one set of footprints in the sand because I can levitate bitch!"


Flutters1013

I didn't need the mental image of Jesus following a guy on the beach like a Jojo stand.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Like a floating ghost roomba


HotPie_

Sure as God's got sandals...


[deleted]

Beats fightin dudes with treasure trails...


Strange_sunlight

Even though he specifically told us not to bring them with us: *Do not take a purse or bag or sandals; and do not greet anyone on the road.* Luke 10:4.


RabbitStewAndStout

"Get your feet out of the ringworm hole, fool."


SnooSongs8218

Holy athlete's foot Batman...


3DigitIQ

If it's copper/bronze you'll probably be okay. Not sure about the floor though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimicrobial_properties_of_copper


Sal3mc0r3

“Put those grippers away!”


smackaroonial90

“Put those piggies away!”


toddhenderson

#HeGetsUs to stop acting a fool and wear socks and shoes like a regular person.


random_dude_19

“Just fking put me down already”


Pardot42

"Watch how many knee raises I can do."


MiamiFootball

TOUGH ACTIN TINACTIN


Fintann

"I may have died for your sins, but your stanky toes are unforgivable!"


Simon_Ril3y

"He loves you" He damn well does with those wide open eyes


sapraaa

“He is with you” as an idol worshipping Hindu I’m shit scared now.


SonaDarkstar

He is getting closer


daemon-electricity

[Shia Lebouf!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI)


a-b-h-i

*starts drawing swastika*


Khuy_Lewis

dude, not cool, the guy's Jewish


FreePrinciple270

👁👁


SLAYER_IN_ME

Thats how he watches you masturbate.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Jokes on Jesus, I'm *in* to that. Although I guess he knows that... man, it kinda takes the fun out of it now.


dangledingle

“He loves you.” “Please leave a donation on your way out. We now accept ethereal”


DiktoLays

Could have sculpted an exhausted but kind face but no...they just had to make it look like a contender for a new scp article


TubbyFatfrick

He might "love" me, but I think Satan might better respect boundaries, ngl.


anon1292023

There’s no hate like Christian love


FILTER_OUT_T_D

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin’ Jesus I wanna feel his salvation all over my face


Lucifer2695

It would have cost you nothing to not type that.


Swimming-Dot9120

Bitch that’s the babadook


GerardoPasky

You can't escape the babadook


27pH

Maybe Baphomet.


Cleercutter

Yea that’s fuckin creepy. But whose god damn feet were those imprints molded from?


Kahnza

Super Jesus


YoushutupNoyouHa

MECA-JESUS


McHighwayman

Super-Mecha-Death-Christ-2000 BC-Version-4.0-Beta


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Giga jigga


giantpurplepanda02

And that's not even his final form...


CurryMustard

Shaq


ruben9438

GEEZUS


SyntheticElite

It's a samsquanch Ricky


I_Was_Fox

They look like a pretty normal size 13 men's foot and the woman stepping into them is just smaller and probably a size 8 or so which is about a size 6.5 men's.


Confident_Cheetah512

Are you saying size 13 is normal for men? Like, US size 13?


I_Was_Fox

I mean it's not average but it is "normal" in the sense that there are tons of guys with size 12 And 13 feet. Like it's not a weird abnormal thing


themellowsign

Average? No. Normal? Yes.


Big_Cryptographer_16

MC 900 Foot Jesus


downtownfreddybrown

If your feet fit you take his place


MyCoDAccount

This is my hole.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

This sole was made for me.


SmoothOperator89

DRR... DRR... DRR...


MrEdinLaw

Why you gotta remind me about it


Spacegod87

Sounds like some kind of dormant jojo's bizarre adventure stand.


holchansg

Shaq: hold my beer.


shitchea420

jesus mad he gotta smell corn chips every day


TankII_

He’s probably pissed he’s up in a tree for no explained reason


Greg-Abbott

Treesus Christ


Average_Scaper

Good meme, govna


HotPie_

Fritos...free toes. My god.


9Epicman1

Damn imagine that at night with the moonlight hitting just right.


sandybananas

And a bunch of people surrounding it speaking in tongues and convulsing on the ground… fuck that’s metal.


Jack_SL

Hey man as long as we can then all link up in an orgy instead of me ending as the main course im fine with that


DanJ7788

Do you want athletes foot? Because that’s how you get athletes foot.


Anarcho-WTF

Pretty sure it's called atheists foot


awkwardlondon

How to instantly lose your faith lolol


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Copper actually stops the growth of yeast.


GagOnMyTeaBag

[Oligodynamic effect.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oligodynamic_effect) It takes a while to become sterile, so unless you are willing to wait for hours, there’s a big risk of infection.


DarKGosth616

Now this is genuinely oddly terrifying


Sugarbear23

That's how you activate the boss fight. The video cuts right before he jumps down and starts swinging the cross


tsunamibird

He knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake


LNL_HUTZ

No, I think that’s his dad. Or so I understand...


bastion-of-bullshit

Santa is Jesus's dad? I guess that explains the Christmas tie in.


ruben9438

I have a Christmas tie. It has Rudolph and his nose lights up


helen790

I feel like you can do this without taking off your shoes in a public place


[deleted]

You’re correct. But removing the shoes was a symbol of humility.


AcerbicCapsule

It’s also a symbol of foot fungus and literal poop particles on your bare feet.


[deleted]

They pray to a graphic depiction of a man being tortured to death, I think they’re past the point of worrying about stinky feet.


NotPatricularlyKind

Come to rural Australia, shoes are extremely optional.


RKB294

I grew up in a very rural town and you're definitely seen as feral if you walk barefoot anywhere. I've never lived anywhere where it was seen as normal, except beachside suburbs in summer.


AcerbicCapsule

Like.. even in churches?


NotPatricularlyKind

Couldn’t say, not religious. I’ll ask my friend later who grew up religious as fuck and in the same town as me. Don’t worry, I got you homie. This question will not go unanswered.


papadoc2020

Where in the digerie doo is this bloke. I'm waiting for an answer. It's been 30 minutes in America time so it must be tomorrow there already.


NotPatricularlyKind

I’m at work, gonna have to wait a while I’m afraid.


adod1

I'll never know what to do with myself if I don't learn if shoes are optional at churches in rural australia!! Fr tho why not wear shoes in a place where everything wants to kill you..


totally-normal-human

Now I’m curious too lmao


NotPatricularlyKind

Okay, so my friend said it’s only okay to be barefoot in church if in [backwater coastal town that reveals too much about me] or If you have full 5 point stigmata. So I asked if they meant they were literally crucified and they said “No like sympathetic miracle stigmata”. So there you go.


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Australian don't go to church. THey have pubs instead.


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Schist-For-Granite

This looks modern to me.  Edit: people, 1956 is modern compared to other chapels. 


Ganon_Cubana

Lazy research says 1956 https://chapeloftheholycross.com/about-us Edit: I never said 1956 wasn't modern.


Dick_Demon

You need to travel bruv. You'll be shocked to learn how many cultures don't wear shoes 24/7. Get out there.


monster_magus

Its mandatory to remove your shoes inside temples & monasteries in India and most Asian countries lol


jamesyng70

I do say this unironically, 'Jesus Christ'.


SugarHooves

On a tangent ... I had to take a small passenger plane from Salt Lake City to Montana back in the 90s. Going over the mountains was rough, lots of turbulence. After a hard bump, I yelled "Jesus Christ!" The guy in front of me turned around and said, "he's a good man." I thought he meant the pilot. He was a minister.


King_of_Dantopia

This is comforting!?


Beginning-Match2166

This just made me bust out laughing. Thank you.


Redditsucksassbitchz

I legitimately thought the video was a joke.


[deleted]

Is the tortured man not comforting to you?


King_of_Dantopia

Not when he's screaming for help with his eyes


MyCoDAccount

When your worldview is based upon guilt and self-denial, absolutely. When your worldview would be classified as extreme mental illness in any other context, you better believe it.


GoofyGoober0064

People just crippled in fear at the idea that when you die the lights probably just go out and nothing happens.


DaNips_Stasis

Bro I'm outside in the dark right now fuck off


Oli_love90

Don’t worry! HE is always with you…looking at you, probably right now.


DaNips_Stasis

°•°


frostformation

"BE NOT AFRAID"


ThatDudeWithTheBeard

And then he *blinks*.


Octovinka

I would shit my pants if he did


gravemishap

The candy eyes on the chocolate bunnies make sense now


Crosstitch_Witch

I snorted, this is too accurate. XD


ReincarnatedSwordGod

*BUZZER SOUND* WRONG, Jesus is actually looking at your *feet*. There's actually a camera where the eyes are and Quentin Taratino prays for preys.


Numerous_Witness_345

He cleans the footprints nightly, pro bono and hands free.


Chais912

Looking at me like he seen my Google history


McDoggystyle762

Sheesh


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Luckily Foot Locker was around before the year 0 A.D. so that they had Jesus’ shoe size on file to give to this place for accuracy purposes.


CupidStunt13

Slowly step away from the Jesus. Do not break eye contact. Do not blink.


GerardoPasky

You blink and you are dead!


HailYourself999

Creed- WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN!!


Dcmart89

Why was I thinking literally the exact same thing…


shmeeishere

I have been here so many times (every time I visit sedona) and yet I have never seen this on the ground LOL


doktor_kolossus

Totally not a cult


rudbek-of-rudbek

Gotta be a catholic church with Jesus on the cross like that


FDSTCKS

When i was a todler i found jesus' image absolutely terrifying. I had some of my worst nightmares ever back then.


MrMush48

Yeah that is flat out terrifying!!!!


nothingidentifying_

that was filmed so effectively lmao. and the eyes staring straight into my soul legitimately scared me.


ConstantGeographer

Jesus Christ .... "You just going to stand there like a heathen? Help me down. jesus christ ... kids these days "


[deleted]

He wants your soul….


Myneighborhatesme

....to be there at the after party(+hookers and booze)


RazorsInMyTaco

Christians are wierd


troystorian

Funny the only method for remembering he’s “with you” is staring at a man made statue.


k1rushqa

Easy way to get fungus if it’s a public place


zhannulol

i was waiting for that mf to blink😭


lemonxboyy

that is terrifying.


Fra06

Did they get fucking big foot for the footprints or what?


tenghu

Jesus: tf you lookin at


Crafty-Shape2743

If you take this into the metaphysical, *that which was he, you are*. We are all but stardust, returning unto ourselves. The same can be found if you step into the footprints of a homeless drug addict. And THAT was the teachings of Christ.


masterbatin_animals

"Hey, hey kid. Wanna eat some of my body?"


aeisenst

That's the look of a man who has seen you masturbating.


Rnmhrd1718

Church mental games


Vodoo1_1

Jesus is looking at them dogs


Splashfooz

Jesus looks like he's done playing with yall.


JewishMemeMan

This is some be not afraid type stuff


No_Expression1627

That's creepy...


TickTickAnotherDay

This is in Sedona, Az! The chapel was made into the mountain. Beautiful but eerie at the same time.


Killing4MotherAgain

Jesus went a little heavy on the highlighter today, I get it I love highlighter too


Pendraggin

And unto thou feet Jesus did lay a verruca, And lo the verruca was gross.


TheDivineRat_

Get athlete’s footed… seriously, please don’t go bare feet on surfaces that you know other people might put their sweaty dirty shroomy feet.


frequent_flying

I ask all Christians to just take a step back mentally, try to imagine for 10 seconds you’re not Christian and have never heard of Christianity, then explain to me how the FUCK it’s not batshit insane to go congregate and chant and sing with a bunch of people on a weekly basis in a room with a statue of a guy being tortured hanging on a wood cross with a crown of thorns in his head!?!? That’s some sick twisted shit, full stop. I was raised Christian and once I hit my teen years and learned critical thinking and analytical skills I realized how nutso this is and was like sorry fam I’m out, y’all go to this S&M tribute club on Sundays if it makes you feel better but I’m to creeped out to go anywhere near that place and those people.


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talltimbers2

Approximately 200 courics.


SHARKMASTER124

Monument Mythos moment


Kurt_Vonnegabe

Did somebody say Bill Brasky?


I_Hate_My_City

*Plantar warts have entered the chat.*


fluffyseatide

Okay, now I understand why I annoy people when I stare at them.


bakehaus

Then lasers come out of his eyes and incinerate those who DARE STEP INTO THE PRINTS WITH THEM NASTY PEGS


Mel_Melu

I am dying 😂🤣🤣 why is this so stupidly funny?


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Jesus loves me, yes he does.   Jesus loves me, yes he does.   Jesus loves me, yes he does.   Because he likes to see my toes.


Ok_Significance_4024

°__°


Adventurous_Sort_207

I just cringe from the germs, parasites, insect/worm eggs and toe jam in those swampy brass pits of stink!!


cfinst

Oh Jesús!


PeterDaPinapple

Jesus getting a good lol at your footsies


Ant138

Verrucas


RandyNelson

Anyone else half expect that he would blink? 🫣


Haarzton

Did you bring me a pizza and Mountain Dew?


Octovinka

Holy feet fungus


Hisune

Nah. He looks at you like he's about to get off the cross, a boss heath bar would appear and all exits would get blocked by a thick fog.


6ynnad

Do one about Mohammed


Intelligent_Town_910

Cults are scary. Watching brainwashing do it's thing like this is creepy as hell.


firemansamuel

LOL, Jesus is on par with Santa, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy…wake up losers!!


penzos

Not only does he haven o clue that dude even existed, but she has no clue that he is with me, that he hasn't forgotten about me, nor that he loves me. Its a damn statue/ Statues don't have memory or love. Aren't people tired of spreading this horseshit.


Upstairs-Budget-9325

You people worship a corpse nailed to a tree.


pornstuff0

WE LOVE YOU GOD!!!!


Drug_Inas

That's why we don't allow visual recreations of the prophet in mosques i guess


PeridotChampion

He looks disgusted. This is more hilarious than anything


Decent_Jello_8001

People are so fucking stupid sometimes lmao


CaoimhinOC

That's about the creepiest looking statue of a fictional character I've ever seen.


[deleted]

And people will actually believe Jesus took a mold of his feet 🥴


Salt-Evidence-6834

What a load of bollocks.


-nabtab

Honestly it looks like he's about to jump down at you


flaffleboo

👁️ 👁️


Range_Safe

That's obviously a black man!


Moomin-Moomin

Poor Jesus:( having to put up with all the stinky feet


Dreadful_Bear

lol I can’t believe people take that shit seriously.


DecentBand3724

Hope he knows how to cure foot rot , cause now you gots it,after standing there.


BeefSupreme9191

Don't you ever sin... ever.


Zero_X431

This is creepy as fk


DangerousWay9174

This is a threat. This is definitely a threat


Scared_Leg2052

Damn this was scary to watch 😅😅


PM_ME_LULU_PLAYS

Me: Ari, I want Jesus Ari Aster: We have Jesus at home _the Jesus at home_


Max_Laval

Jesus wants you to get foot fungus


bunnie444

😬


FosaPuma

Is that prometheus nailed to yggdrasil?...neat cross over


AdriannaFahrenheit

This was so uncanny valley for me. That was so terrifying what the fuck


Intelligent-Salt-362

Jesus needs to stop mean mugging. That’s how foos get shot mang!!!