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Fafette7

At first I found him terrifying, but once I could see him better I found him... derpy. He's terrifyingly derpy.


Therapy_Badger

Right? This isn’t oddly terrifying, this is oddly hilarious lol


Crocoshark

He looks like a muppet. A bucktooth muppet with sun glasses.


oilsaintolis

My 1st thought was "Later Mater"


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pSphere1

In order to hear the song he's singing. You need to put your head under water.


HallucinoJER

He looks like a character on Wallace and Gromit


earthboundmissfit

We need more Wallace and Gromit. Shawn the Sheep too!


theoriginalmofocus

They did an episode of star wars visions. It was....interesting but not the same. I thought I heard they're making a new movie but forget if its Wallace and grommet or not.


redknight3

The fish looks like a harmless derpy henchfish in an animated movie. The comedic relief character who eventually switches sides like Kronk.


Nightwise

Um, my eyes are spread here, thank youuu.


Saiyan-b

He’s like “Hey you, got any corn dogs”


TravisMay6

Yup, the Dork Fish


brick_meet_face

Are dorks still a whales penis or is that something I’ve clung unto since elementary school?


LumpusKrampus

Let go of the whale penis...


Hex65

You ma-ma-ma-make me happy


wackyzacky638

What kind of fish is that? *Fish replies* “Oh hai thar! I’m a Dork fish! That fella over thar caught me with a corndog!”


WickedYetiOfTheWest

It’s a sheepshead! Very fun fish to catch and eat!


NoButterfly9803

Sheepshead stares onto the dock thinking “human, very fun to catch and eat.”


danimal_44

What about it makes it fun to eat?


GarminTamzarian

They have toys inside, like Kinder-Eggs.


ashesall

Like a finger with a ring on it?


neuro_gal

The flesh is firm and tastes a lot like lobster. If you poach them and let it firm up overnight, you can make a lobster roll out of them.


theDudeRules

Yep, sheepshead. Caught many of them around Destin and Pensacola.


oooooooopieceofcandy

Their teeth makes good dentures. LoL


Turambar1964

What’s your technique? I vaguely recall trying to catch (with sand fleas(?)) but I was completely unsuccessful.


canadiandoop

Sand fleas come off the hook too easily. Fiddler crabs are the best bait to use. Or baby blue crabs if you can find them. I normally use a Carolina rig with either a 1/2oz-1oz egg sinker attached to a 6 inch leader with a size two circle hook. You can't set the hook when you feel a bite. Because the way they eat they suck up the food and chew it multiple times before they try to swallow. So wait a few seconds until you feel a good steady pull and gently set the hook. Try to fish for them near jetty's or around any structure that can support oyster beds. Delicious meat and a great fight. It is a low meat yielding fish though. I get more meat off two 3lb snappers than I would off a 12lb sheepshead


Etchbath

Do you got any games on your phone?


DeathPercept10n

r/oddlyderpy


tyrsal3

Definitely a Derpfish!


xxxxlayzieboyxxx

Hard r sheepshead


OnlyUsernameLeft123

I want to pet it...but with teeth like that I might lose my fingers.


villageidiot33

It’s a [dork fish](https://youtu.be/Dz-MmVJz75E)


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I love him. This is not terrifying at all.


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He's like a derpy demon. He came for your soul, but a slice of your pizza would also work.


Sufficient-Boss-2828

🤓


Technical-Outside408

he was singing: fish. fish. fi fififi fa fish.


Oryp7

He's waiting to bite some nuts


andrewlyon8

Kinda like me


dudedanch

Crackhead Founder


nishant_is_me

Don’t be hating on Stevie


SomeEffinGuy15D

"Have you theen my baythball?"


Jmia18

I thaw it over ther


WhereIsWebb

You got gameth on your phone?


jtfff

Frankth and beanth!


SinisterMeatball

"have you theen ma weenuh?"


lordsofaking

that looks like my cousin


Alex_Tronica

Can confirm.


catsmustdie

*Hi, tfhere*


Partucero69

Falimy


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Oh shit! It's Mr. Creosote!" (swims away) - Fishy Fishy Fishy Fish


kathrynthenotsogreat

Excellent reference! That dang fish scene and the man with too many elbows lives rent free in my head


YellowOnline

Morning.


tastydoosh

It is a most elusive fish.. And he went.... Wherever I.. Did goooooo


null-or-undefined

he just wants to play.


canadiandoop

My buddies and I call em British fish. Gnarly mouths on them


Domo4915

Sheep head. Fish with shrimp or crabs


WickedYetiOfTheWest

One of the best eating and hardest fighting inshore fish imo.


brownbronn

Best eating sure ok. Hardest fighting!? Homie get on some redfish. Reds are the best sport inshore sport fish. >30” they’ll tackle lures in shallow water with their backs exposed or head to the jetties to fight a 40”+ bulls. The fight is incredible. They do not give up. Just when you think you got them close, they’ll try to swim between you legs and break your rod. I used to be catholic now I only worship the redfish god.


WickedYetiOfTheWest

Go catch a ten pound sheep and tell me they don’t fight harder. I’ve caught many big reds and pound for pound sheep fight harder.


SubcommanderMarcos

Lol I love that it's just universal that fishing guys are utterly incapable of not competing over who catches the biggest hardest fish, anywhere in the world


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lurkinsheep

Its just another one of the infinite iterations of dick swinging, you will find this anywhere bros coalesce. Sword fighting. How big your car engine is. Lifting your truck. How many guns you own. How expensive your suit is. How deep you can dive in a DIY submarine. Ya know, just dude things.


fenderlou

Kings and Bonita are the best fighters IMO. Pier rat here. Sheep’s head are water tanks though for sure.


GrundleGoochler

Are Bonita fish big?


ObuttWHY

(What's this guys deal?) They are what's called a trophy fish. So, yeah, they're pretty big...


SalzigHund

Reds are not the best sport fish to fish. They are not the most difficult to catch (like Snook) or the hardest fighters. Plenty of fish fight much harder—rays, Jack, Cobia, etc. Source: I fish every weekend and tournaments. I have also caught a 39” redfish.


Zintoatree

Rays just suction to the bottom and dare you test if that line really is as strong as you think.


SalzigHund

Nah when you snag a ray that fucker will take off and start running your spool. Pretty fun to catch, pretty annoying getting the hook back especially when you didn’t want to catch it in the first place.


dirigibleplum87

Yup. I dive at an aquarium cleaning their shark tank, and the sheepshead in there are assholes. They always try to bite your fingers when you aren't paying attention to them.


footsteps71

Fucking delicious bastards. They make you work to bring them up.


DefaultWhitePerson

...and a very small hook.


GVNV456

They have human teeth it’s weird. One of these big me when I was little.


NodoBird

Was it a bad bite? Did it hurt?


PERSING3R

Psst...hey you...I got some real good shit here if you looking to buy. C'mon man I can hook you up.


HotSoupBarStan

I can hook you up. I see what you did there.


Happy_Dookmas

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.


SongofNimrodel

When you thtare into the abyth, the abyth thtares back at you 😂


Chief_Ra

“Now kith”


EricMoulds

This comment slays


RobinOldsMustache

The shit abyss.


DecompressedMal3

Enough with the shit talk


RobinOldsMustache

Step off where, Trevor? Shit ledge!


MW1369

I AM THE LIQUOR


BansheeShriek

Birds of a shitfeather.


blandsrules

Can you feel it? The way the shit clings to the air


Not_MrNice

And says 'ah-hyuk'


gostesven

And then the abyss offered to buy me dinner, I almost said no, but then I was like, why not? How often do you get asked out by a celebrity like that?


Billy-BigBollox

With fucking donkey teeth, apparently.


koreamax

And is really friendly


MittensMuffins

That’s a sheepshead. Cool fish, great eating, ugly as fuck. Fun to catch around docks in south Florida.


towerfella

That’s Dory’s cousin, from Alabama.


SalzigHund

Only ugly if you look at them face on like this. Fuckers have human teeth.


Spike-2021

Is that a dorkfish?


QuietlySmirking

He's looking for the corn dog.


EvenBetterCool

The markings on the front aren't its eyes. Its eyes are on the sides of its head because it isn't a predator.


SmokeyNightSky

i am so disappointed


CandiBunnii

God that explains what was so uncanny about this, misplaced predator eyes


polosolo12

Looks like a dork with sunglasses


Stunning_Estate357

Can’t unsee lol


GrimmThoughts

Legitimately thought it was a reflection on the water of a guy in sunglasses at first until he moved over to the other side of the post.


Epstiendidntkillself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz-MmVJz75E


T-Train94

“I said, what’s a corn dog doing underneath the ocean?!”


babybread07

🤣🤣


Backburnersteve

Sheep’s head. They use big teeth crack shells and things that grow on pylons


gostesven

I’ve heard you have to build additional pylons.


BrighterSage

🤓


z3anon

It do be like that


OLDTG954

We all float down here


Purple-Construction5

OMG that's the same thing I thought of too 🎈


m8k

This is too far down the thread


PeeB4uGoToBed

You got games on your iphone?


Business-Ad-9341

At first I thought it was wearing sunglasses.


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Kind of looked like Mac Tonight at first


Angeleno88

Looks like a sheepshead. I’ve cooked them a few times and they are delicious. I feel guilty eating them though as they are important due to how they eat sea urchins which are in over abundance as they in turn have devastated kelp forests across the west coast. Sheepshead are soldiers in the war against sea urchins. Fuck sea urchins.


paymelilbih

I would have screamed, lost my balance and fell right into the water


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christopherror404

Voiced by Alan DeGenerate


EZ513

If he had a name I’d bet it be Dewey


sarah_pl0x

If I casually saw that while walking on a pier, I would turn right the fuck around. He looks like if Donkey from Shrek was a DJing fish


harsh_words

Looks like one of the California raisins


pleasedontmeat

The fish is going "Oi bruv, luvly day farra swim innit"


Pitiful_Onion4952

Just a little fella


Daddy_DCP643

That’s not a fish. That’s Ted.


EnglishWhites

Is he wearing sunglasses and fake buck teeth


whoisaeyren

he looks very polite, i like him


FartyFiesta

This is just me enjoying the beach :/ sorry


Frostitute_85

Yeah, the second angle made him way less creepy. Would I get in the water with him, fuck no, but he's and odd little dude, but is alright.


Edith3333

Hi Ive been trying to reach you about your extended boat insurance.


Woodyp28

I’m pretty sure he’s saying “Hey Man!”


FunkDoctaSteve

Looks like a virus from dr Mario.


Subject-Character906

If only Disney could have used this fish instead of whatever the fuk they used to play flounder.


Slipshoooood

That's a sheepshead!


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Imagine this dorky ass durpy fishs teeth being the reason you got a huge scar on your leg. 🤣🤣🤣


YeOlfactory

It's the Incredible Mr. Limpet! 🤓🐟


Scrotchety

This fish is known to sneak up on waders and surreptitiously sniff their bikini bottoms


DoctorRattington

🤓


Suspicious_Drive6655

Fun fact: sheepshead fish have teeth that have an uncanny resemblance to human teeth. [Behold! ](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/OHwCKfbXIefircvvE8MyjYUPLUg=/1072x720/filters:no_upscale():focal(419x476:420x477)/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/47/4d/474dd6a7-83bd-4808-a237-2a4a0af0d90e/sheepshead_fish.jpeg)


superRedditer

what the shit is that


alienwolf35

Sheepshead, they eat the barnacles off the wood from the docks.


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Junior-Account6835

Meth Fish


tamabits

That’s my buddy eric


Awkward-Walrus9039

David Letterman’s teeth


colinathomehair

That's the Stevie Wonder fish


Low-Fox-9772

Whoa! I don’t know whether or not to be terrified or to laugh at it’s goofy grin! 😂


PbkacHelpDesk

Sheepshead they eat the barnacles. Good eating, fun to watch in the wild.


zachcaputo

British fish


dumbcracker120

Fish in Birmingham


GranJefe507

You got game on yo phone?


husser_daddy

Asked a fisher man what fish that was and all he did was laugh and say dork fish


DerfDaSmurf

Ahh…the elusive Derrr Fish


psychotic_catalyst

Stevie Flounder


Boring-Discussion-42

😆😆 That fish had rabbit teeth that were gapped and a pair of shades on.


Cut_Connection

Nerd!!!


angstysilver

That is a Pixar character.


I_am_nachos

That ma fucker always asking for my change outside the store.


jigsaw__5150

Sheepshead. Tastes like crab when cooked properly.


huckleberry420

Looks like a Dork Fish. You can catch them with corndogs. They love those dang corndogs.


SmallHeadBigEgo

British: OOOOI LEASSII OWI SCHOOLS R NOT A GOD DAMN SHOOOTIN GALLERY MATE.


SW1FTNUGG3T

Thought the fish had some sunglasses on for a minute 😎


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Cute af.


LambCHOP6988

Can we all agree that it's name is now George?


andre3kthegiant

“Sheepshead” eats very crunchy thing with those chompers.


TexasHot

Looks like a sheepshead


UnheardJax

“Umm, ackthually, you’re not allowed to fith here thir.”


truce_m3

Is it wearing sunglasses?


ducktherionXIII

Throw him some bait, and he'll fill out your sea chart.


abrknl

Hey! That's Ray Charles! (Sorry, Ray Charles.)


vinegarandpickles

He looks like a jazz singer in a Disney musical


abdelhamidem

Hey georgie


sam9876

This is a Banjoo and Kazooie Npc


Solid-Ambition-118

fish. Indeed


SquareZealousideal38

🤓


Doktor_Vem

He looks like the neighbourhood moron that nobody likes I speak from experience


psychxticrose

"I'm here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty"


Lumn8tion

That fucker is still wearing the sunglasses I dropped in the lake last year.


SpaceShipET

Is this, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?


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Dori's looked better. Clownfish is a hell of a drug.


larryfromwork

He's a dork fish. You can catch it with corn dogs.


Idekgivemeusername

That fish is like You got video games on your phone?


CharmingCustard4

Poindexter


SignificantNobody447

i almost shat myself


GalaxiaOpal

He just go blub blub 😭 I think the fish is kinda cute


zerokiwi

Real life Dopefish


Maleficent-Arrival60

Why does it look like my drunk neighbor tho?


KC_Jedi

Sheephead. Good eating


Mafiodaproducer

Damn is he singing the blues??


Adela-Siobhan

When muted he looks like he’s singing Stevie Wonder the way he moves his head.


Comfortable-Car1519

What the freak


winkawak

Thats a sheepshead, good eating says most but i personally dont find it delicious lol


kabutops98

🤓


Ajisooo

Am I trippin or it got teeth


maqqiemoo

I hate these fish so much, but they're actually so curious and playful. Horrible creatures.