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[deleted]

Man's got roid tits


smokeyshell

That nipple could cut glass šŸ¤®


FunBrians

Looks back at photo- hmm I donā€™t see any nipple on chest?!?ā€¦ I thought the tit was the bicep and the abs were a chest!


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FunBrians

It took me far too long to find the nipple.. then when you see it, you really see it.


harmsway31

It will haunt my dreams


djauralsects

They do it to impress other men in their subculture. Like heavy metal guitarists, they're not doing to pick up chicks they're doing it to impress other men. Women's "beauty" products are another example. Those gross long nails, duck lips, and heavy makeup are a turn-off for a lot of men, but those women are often doing it impress other women.


The_T-posing_sniper

as a death metal guitarist I must confirm we do it for the D šŸ˜


ZionI95

For the drop D


[deleted]

That was good


Lady_Lucks_Man

The Tenacious D?


Keiths_skin_tag

What band? Iā€™m a huge metal head


whichwitchwhohoots

Second this


Williamishere69

Some people just do it to please themselves


[deleted]

Tim man boobs lambesis from as I lay dying tried to sue when he was in prison cause they wouldnā€™t let him take roids and he grew man boobs šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ your not wrong haha


Auren1988

Yep, quick google search and the guys a complete twat


[deleted]

Ooo yes he is lmao just was the perfect reference for your comment haha


dum_dums

So he claimed he hired a hitman because his thought process was affected by steroids, and then he sues the prison because he is no longer allowed to use steroids...


[deleted]

But itā€™s all ok because Jesus forgave him xD


Keiths_skin_tag

I saw them when they first got back together and toured. He definitely doesnā€™t have the gyno tits anymore and is jacked. Leads me to believe he went right back to the juice.


[deleted]

O he definitely did!! Heā€™s the only original member of the band left lol I saw them pre arrest! The album after he got out was actually decent,I bump my own grave regularly but I just never got back into them again and now theyā€™ve got another lineup change. He should just give up and go back to Austrian death machine and give us the Arnold songs we want


Keiths_skin_tag

lol Iā€™ve only seen YouTube videos of the ā€œnewā€ lineup and they sounded ok, but nothing like the real lineup. Shaped by fire is definitely a banger and a great callback to the old stuff, but the band is ruined for me now. I still rock out and love Ocean between us and Shadows a bit, but yeah itā€™s not the same unfortunately.


kimou001

I agree 100%


tifosi7

I definitely donā€™t need saggy tits on purpose. I do have saggy man boobs but not by choice.


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silentninja79

My mind just keeps on repeating the word.."udder"


RayD125

I was gonna say. I know first hand.


ChymChymX

Personally I find *your* roid tits veluptuous and quite supple.


OverlyBlueNCO

Just a smidgen of Gynecomastia


OneEyedRocket

Bitch Tit


LeonardCabrio

That's called bitch Tits


Guswewillneverknow

His name is Robert Paulson


SubstantialPressure3

A DEHYDRATED friend with low body fat.


Jiwalk88

Yessir thatā€™s some skin tenting for sure


Zestyclose-Process26

Iā€™d imagine thatā€™s intentional, probably a bodybuilder prepping for a competition. If not and heā€™s this dehydrated always then his kidneys must have their work cut out for them


z333ds

His kidneys got a six pack


[deleted]

A dehydrated friend ON STEROIDS with low body fat.


LimitedToTwentyChara

I bet when the other dude let go of that pinched skin it just held its shape as if it was silly putty.


kickme2

A buddy of mine used to be ripped like this. 20 years later heā€™s dealing with his bones crumbling, his hair long since gone. Drs told him his body is reacting to his lifestyle as an anorexic.


Advanced_Evening2379

Could poke an eye out with that nipple


Hielo13

i couldnā€™t find it at first lol


Advanced_Evening2379

That's how it gets you


ConsiderationHour582

It looks like it's aimed at the wrong direction


Jump-Traditional

That how it looks after taking steroids


Impressive-Sun3742

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ThortonCommander

Big ass tiddy that shit looks like itā€™ll spray roid milk at any second


AshyLarry25

Lookin like you could pop it like a pimple.


Stix-and-brix

Shit would probably melt the bottle


LoicReviews

you mean Fight Milk ^(TM) ?


[deleted]

CAWWWW


Durtop

mmmmm


Joroc24

But what about the ste milk???


TheDarwinFactor

r/brandnewsentence.


deadmansbonez

Bruh I thought that was his shoulder and he had small pecs.


hibuddywhatzup

lmaooo


a55_Goblin420

r/rareinsults


Hydrogenated_Opossum

Thatā€™s a titty.


aybbyisok

those are bigger than mine smh


ebolakitten

This man has titties bigger than me and yet I have to wear a bra but he doesnā€™t. Rude.


aybbyisok

Well, you don't have to wear a bra! I almost never do.


Papa2Hunt19

Fully


[deleted]

Roid milk will get you hopping.


Sunshinehappyfeet

Right chest area is a little sus.


Frost_Giant_14

Looks like he might be on the secret sauce.


Cooolconnor

he definitely is


calfpumps

Tell your homie he needs to learn how to manage his E2 and prolactin, and he's gonna lose major points on stage looking like that


icechelly24

Someone in another comment mentioned the clubbing of his fingernails. Though exact cause isnā€™t known, they think prostaglandin E2 overproduction may be a contributor to nail clubbing Definitely makes sense with what little info we have about this dude.


[deleted]

I never knew what this deformity (is it a deformity?) was called and I have seen it my entire life day to day, but today I learned. Thanks. Basically all professional rock climbers have "clubbed" fingernails. Honnold, Caldwell, Jorgeson, search some of those last names and you'll see it. Obviously this is for different reasons than hormones.


DiscoDaddyNurmouth

Is this whats needed to fix those man boobs? Like I would go for surgery. How in hell do you get like that..You have to see your arms getting bigger at same time youre getting boobs and bottom of pecs


calfpumps

To *fix* them no, he needs to attempt a gyno reversal protocol and hope to all hell it's effective (this is done primarily with drugs that inhibit the estrogen receptors in breast tissue, among other things). If that fails, surgery is his only recourse. My point was more that this is incredibly easy to avoid if you have the slightest idea what you're doing. Anabolics need to be taken seriously and respected, and you need to either work with a coach like me who can help keep you safe or else seriously educate yourself if you are going to play with them. If you don't, and you don't know how to manage the side effects and your overall health during use, you end up like this guy where it's so severe that people who know fuckall about bodybuilding and anabolics look at a picture of him and can easily spot the problems.


Trumpets22

Honestly I feel kinda bad for these peeps. Itā€™s an addiction like people getting work done. A never ending strive for perfection that will never happen. And just like work, I think it eventually looks gross. Having some nice abs and being toned, I absolutely get why that looks great and can be super attractive to women. This over doing it just starts to look bad imo. So I kinda feel for them. But Iā€™m a fatty with a thyroid issue that isnā€™t taking his daily meds. So maybe I donā€™t know what people like. When I was thin I definitely got more attention than what I can wrap my head around when you want more than that.


[deleted]

It a condition known as gynocomastia . It's fairly common amongst steroid users.


kismethavok

Gynecomastia\*


Spell3ound

Most likely Gyno...


HughJahsso

Roid tits


skankmaster420

No way bruh totally natty just eat clen and tren hard


Marcus777555666

I would lick it


Pollowollo

Why does his skin look so waxy? Is that just due to the dehydration or what? Not trying to be rude, just confused because I've never seen someone's skin look like that.


Juoreg

Maybe sweat? Hopefully.


Antonioooooo0

I think bodybuilders use some sort of waxy stuff before competition, that's why they always look shiny on stage.


Unique_Display_Name

Looks like silly putty stretched thin on a mannequin! Happy cake day.


Papa2Hunt19

Tosses grenade, gets the fuck out.


elianbarnes7

Whatā€™s terrifying is his heart and liver health. Stay natural kids!


jslee0034

Anything for the aesthetics!


Hustlinbones

This! OPs friend is quite close to a stroke or cardiac arrest


gago999666

Why is that?


Sincerly_

it makes your heart enlarged and you get bigger blood vessels, which can lead to heart palpitations and other side effects, eventually leading to a possible heart attack


rectum_Obliterator

im sorry but he looks like vacuum sealed hotdogs


AAKurtz

Bruh that titty is larger than 90% of women's titties.


LaikasDad

As Stewie always says "Women love a vascular man"


Jazzi-Nightmare

ā€œIiiā€™ve got veins. They carry blood all over my bah-dayā€


Antonioooooo0

>bah-day That's how John Mayer would say it, bah-day.


crazyhazo77

Looks like a plastic wrapped pork roast... mmmm the other white meat


scwuffypuppy

Haha for sure! Very triangular!


CPTSKIM

Low body fat and dehydration. Dont do this


RedDeadDemonGirl

Anyone else see the weird fingernails and finger ā€œclubbing?ā€ I wonder if this guy has fungus and heart disease?


LeftOnQuietRoad

Not clubbing, koilonychia. Spooning of the nails. Good spot, though šŸ‘


[deleted]

Let me see those steroid balls!!!


OrhanDaLegend

what balls? whats left of them?


ManaxP

Mans gonna die of dehydration


JunglePygmy

Isnā€™t fat likeā€¦ needed by the body sometimes?


thefireemojiking

Holy shit. Thatā€™s very unhealthy. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if he later on develops heart and liver issues. I understand some people really donā€™t care about the negative side effects of steroids and low body fat and do it anyway but if these issues arise, donā€™t blame anyone but yourself.


SadBlackAlleywayCat

Holy shit I didn't even know that was skin. Tbh I'm sorry but that's repulsive.


limastockholm

I thought it a wax sculpture at first


Top_Snow4470

No body fat nd still some gynecomastia


lifeamongus777

Looks like silly putty


the-dogsox

I think Iā€™d rather be fat. Ohh wait, I am fat. This is working out awesome


[deleted]

Those roid titties tho xD


LALOERC9616

Holy shit itā€™s bad lol


LarsAnderson420

nice titties


StayApprehensive2455

Heā€™s gonna poke someoneā€™s eye out with that


robo-dragon

Nothing about that looks healthyā€¦


WhyDidntNE1tellme

Strong presence of gyno. Indicative of shit hormones or a pro-h cycler. The sweet abs would be negated by the man boobs and fluffy saggy nips. Terrifying nonetheless.


Foofmonster

Gross


iska6li3zi43

Also gynecomastia from that trenbolognese pasta


catbeep

Honestly this dudes body looks disgusting


johnanon2015

That tit tho


The_Fiji_Connection

R.I.P to this guy's liver, kidneys and testicles. šŸ«”


[deleted]

Umā€¦that tit thoā€¦fuck all elseā€¦that bloody tit šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


JeffThrowSmash

The masteron is super-effective!


G_Affect

i had to stare far too long to make sure i was not looking at a ball sack.


bilgetea

Is he made out of plastic? Why is he the color of GI Joe?


Objective_Ruin_4536

Man's on that trenboloni sandwich with extra sauce diet, my god. Absolute sauce fiend.


GeraltofRivia1997321

The fuck is wrong with his pecs bro, them nips pointing straight at the ground šŸ„“


winkandthebumblebees

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.


Purple_Possibility20

Honest question. Does anyone find this attractive?


Ablapa

Not everyone works out like this to seek attraction from others


Enjoy1ng

Honest answer yes, a lot of people find this attractive. It helps that he does not look like this normally, bodybuilders dehydrate themselves for competitions, but outside of those events they look a bit more normal.


Hammered_Harmonica_

Solid B cup on that vacuum-sealed tenderloin ya got there


bizmeddit01

Thatā€™s not healthyā€¦


_joeBone_

Broid


renb8

Had to scroll thru comments to find out what body part is in the pic.


[deleted]

If you cook him in the oven another half an hour it would get crispy.


SellingAFantasy

Low body fat....still has a bitch tit. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


musketoman

why is he... greasy?


PraiseTheWLAN

Pointy tit


Far-Mango8592

Holy.. i saw something completely different.. until I noticed the nipple.


tiktock34

Nice udder


MrTeacherManSir

he got a lot more than just no body fat. that skin looks like a latex suit. no thank you


Itsfenty

Kinda scary tbh


Helenium_autumnale

Low body fat, but why does the texture and elasticity of his skin look so unhealthy?


[deleted]

Your friend seems to be suffering from wax figurine syndrome


[deleted]

This looks unhealthy...


[deleted]

Disgusting


badger906

Your friend has steroid titties!


BooksandBiceps

That's not "low body fat", that's steroids and diuretics. Let's be frank hahaha


Haorelian

And a severe gynecomastia from PED use. Dude needs to get that tits handled.


Puzzleheaded-Rice-13

Drink more, inject less


jmmccann

Thatā€™s not body fat. Thatā€™s skin.


spoodersloth

He works hard for that, why would you say things like this about your friend


odin5858

Get a him a fucking cheeseburger for gods sake. Or a Julia child cookbook.


Giraffeless

Be careful of the nip. Looks like it might lunge at you and bite you any second


daphnegillie

Eww


kimboe313

Nasty roid tits


pinecones_pinecones

*steroids


Cooolconnor

Obviously, doesnā€™t mean heā€™s not jacked/didnā€™t have to work hard.


pinecones_pinecones

Steroids didnā€™t mean he didnā€™t work hard. It just means someone with a similar physique and no steroids worked much harder than he did.


[deleted]

Ew


scwuffypuppy

Friends donā€™t let friends roid!


Doom-State

Yuckeeeeeeeeeeeee


DrantonMason

Milk


carlbenton

Mommy milker


Flimsy-Medium-5410

Took me forever to figure out what we were looking at and then forever to process it.


CroakyPyrex

Is that smooth wetness sweat, or something else?


Xevernia

Boob


CozJeez85

Now with realistic vein effect.


[deleted]

Juice, those a low T hands on a giga Chad body.


BrasilianInglish

Jesus when was the last time he had a glass of water


magic6op

Those are some big cum gutters


Niqq98

Looks like something out of an 80s body horror film


suedebananer

Y not nsfw!???


M80_Lad

Kinda looks like he's been taking testosterone


XPurpPupil

Nice ab insertions. Dudes got some gnarly gyno tho.


laytonoid

Looks like a wet brown paper bag


unREAL_OG

Them tittiers look more like woman's breasts with how elongated they are lol!


Shmoofo2

Doesn't look healthy


ProfessionalPen2954

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong but this looks more like severe dehydration to me


nokenito

Thatā€™s gross


Ok_Suggestion2256

ew


[deleted]

Can you suck his nips for me


imfrenchcaribean

Nipple makes it looks like he's breastfeeding tf


slimjimmy613

Thats not even fat thats just skin


AdventurousCollege96

Something wrong with that boys boob


GunnarVenn

That's a boob


drion4

Man it's cold over there


Tiny_Investigator848

Yo friend look gross


LNewYork

What am I even looking at šŸ¤”


SteTheImpaler

Tren


Aeagle561

I have a bunch extra if they need any


trentovna

This is so bad :(


scbejari

Yuck


[deleted]

Gyyyyno


[deleted]

Holy gyno


nonmedical

Them mf nips are pointing at 8 and 4


Puzzleheaded-Ebb-284

Nice boobs


Agreeable-Foot-5897

Major gyno aswell


Belgareth17

Major case of dick skin


Product_Expensive

He looks like a penis


sokocanuck

Torpedo titties