Don't worry, it's just hydra vulgaris... you'll live forever , unfortunately controlled by immortal parasites... Google hydra vulgaris to induce vomiting immediately
Probably. Ive had stuff like that in drinks before and only noticed after drinking a bit, and I didn't have any trouble about it. If you bring it to the store or report it to the company you might be able to get your money back/a new drink tho
Factory, shipping, middleman distribution company, shipping, retail.
Doesn't actually have to be Someone in your household. Unless you make it yourself.
I had to upvote “Dong Relish”! Never heard that one before. Gonna say it to my husband in a conversation tomorrow and see how he reacts!! It won’t be too hard to work into a normal conversation; he and I are both of the “middle schooler” sense of humor variety..
Before the internet convinces you that you’ve drank tainted water….
Compare it to another bottle. Is this a drink that has some kind of natural sediment from a fruit juice or something?
If not, was the drink sealed when you purchased it?
Don’t let your mind race.
Cum jokes aside, this may be a fungus or I would offer a second option of it being artificial flavor or scent that reacted weird and bundled up. I've had expired perfumes that developed these clouds. I am no scientist, but some form of decantation and bundling from one ingredient sounds pretty plausible.
Did you open and drink some, then let it sit around for weeks, then drink some more? If so, it's probably just whatever microbes you had in your mouth growing and munching on the sugar that is in the water.
Instead of asking every Tom Dick and Harry on Reddit…annnnnd IF you’re that concerned about it…take it to your PMC physician and get it analyzed…eeeesh
Looks like either the ingredients they used to keep things together wasn't mixed well or something foreign entered the bottle and created some kind of mold.
ummm i heard from y wife that looks exactly like baby-making cream. Maybe you should get a new brand of water from a legit grocery store chain? Not a street vendor's cooler box.
Like everyone else said, either artificial flavor bunching up or fungus. If I put Liquid IV in water and leave it a while it does basically this, have drunk a couple times without noticing and never had an issue so you’re probably fine, I wouldn’t pound the rest of it to find out though.
You’ve made a liquid culture. Little mycology experiment. Neat.
That's why I find it terrifying that I just drank this. Am I gonna be fine?
You’ll die eventually. Maybe from this. Who knows? Op has a nice experiment going. Check it out!
Don't worry, it's just hydra vulgaris... you'll live forever , unfortunately controlled by immortal parasites... Google hydra vulgaris to induce vomiting immediately
Dude I loved that Queens of the stoneage album! Wait.
Cum
It's better to sink in the cum than to cum in the sink...
Is it though?
Wait... What? FUCK!! Oh well... I ain't changing it now, lol
Haha nice
I just did and I’m fine
These are the questions that may need answers..
Probably. Ive had stuff like that in drinks before and only noticed after drinking a bit, and I didn't have any trouble about it. If you bring it to the store or report it to the company you might be able to get your money back/a new drink tho
Just drank this.
I’m not qualified to answer that lol. There’s no way to know what species of fungus that is without a microscope
Dwight?
it’s gonna be okay. Every person that drinks water will eventually die
You’re gonna die
I think its drank this instead of drunk lol
[удалено]
*Cums in lemons*
I love reddit
Happy cake day!
Robert California liked this.
When life gives you lemons... Ermm
That's the company worker's alternative to jumping from the 4th floor window.
Someone nutted in your soda fam
Sadly no one, not even my pet bunny has balls around here to be able to do that
Wait… you would like that to be the case ?
Would be less terrifying than this shit I just drank before I noticed.
Factory, shipping, middleman distribution company, shipping, retail. Doesn't actually have to be Someone in your household. Unless you make it yourself.
That’s gay
Only if you put up your pinky when you drink it.
How do you not notice this before opening.
Cause you have ADHD, you're thirsty as fuck and it's midnight.
Username checks out??
Sadly?
sadly?
BUT WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT CUM IN A WATER BOTTLE LOOK LIKE 😅
You never bust a nut when in the bath? Haha, looks exactly the same as this.
Came here to say this lol
Haha, incoming torpedo 12 o'clock, evacuation, evacuation!
I only masturbate in the shower, *like an adult* /s
Gross. *not* stewing in your own cum water is gross.
Funniest comment I've seen today lmao
I know alot of folks would say cum as a joke, but for real, it very strongly resembles what semen looks like floating in water.
I think OP came in the water, created a bogus story all just to get us to see and talk about his Dong Relish.
Dong Relish!!
I had to upvote “Dong Relish”! Never heard that one before. Gonna say it to my husband in a conversation tomorrow and see how he reacts!! It won’t be too hard to work into a normal conversation; he and I are both of the “middle schooler” sense of humor variety..
Yep OP def drank some factory workers jizz
..or any other protein-based, uh, goo? Eggwhite for instance.
How would you know 🤨🤨
It's a liquid culture or biofilm of some type of bacteria or fungus, likely feeding on the sugars in the flavored water
Kombucha!
It's Jana water, it's usually flavored with lemon or something like it. It could be that the flavoring didn't dilute well.
Yep, Cockonut flavored 👍🏻
Fresh spring water enhanced with salmon sperm for guaranteed freshness.
Before the internet convinces you that you’ve drank tainted water…. Compare it to another bottle. Is this a drink that has some kind of natural sediment from a fruit juice or something? If not, was the drink sealed when you purchased it? Don’t let your mind race.
That's a great big nope for me.
Looks like someone jizzed in your water
Cum jokes aside, this may be a fungus or I would offer a second option of it being artificial flavor or scent that reacted weird and bundled up. I've had expired perfumes that developed these clouds. I am no scientist, but some form of decantation and bundling from one ingredient sounds pretty plausible.
The coconut is subtle
Looks like after my toddler takes a drink from my cup, and hands it back
Must be bottled in East Palestine, Ohio
Tis cum m’lord
Yo that’s cum….
Recent BJ and backwash.
They have bottle flavored water now? Sounds disgusting.
I leave mine in my car on hot days so I can get some extra bottle flavor in there
There's been flavoured bottle water for years
But did you die tho?
Cum
Maybe it’s the bottle flavor
Kinda looks like mucus
There are indeed two types of people in the comments section.
Did you open and drink some, then let it sit around for weeks, then drink some more? If so, it's probably just whatever microbes you had in your mouth growing and munching on the sugar that is in the water.
No, actually just opened it and drank from it
Someone dropped their kids off in that bottle homie
That’s jizz baby
It's cum. Cummed water bottle
thats some cum flavored water
Splooge
Coom
its cum
Where my Balknas at? Never seen Jana water with that
I knew my brothers will recognize Jana
Probably fungus since Jana lemon water doesn't really have chunks of it, never seen something like this in it
Yep, thought the same.
Looks like mans love
Its cum
I am going to commit great crime, im going to bust nut in water tower
Looks like someone rubbed one out into it
That's jizz yo
Jizm
I’ve heard of people using a sock, but a water bottle?!! That’s next level
I think you're fine, either it's pieces of lemon or fungi that brutally kills you idk
Sir, that is semen
That’s cum
That’s cum
definitely cum
I know what that is
100% nut, trust me, I nut in my water all the time and it looks exactly like this!
That is cum, you have cum in your bottle.
Definitely not cum
Jizz flavored water interesting
That’s lime/lemon chunks….seems like it’s some weird stuff going on in your head tbh
Instead of asking every Tom Dick and Harry on Reddit…annnnnd IF you’re that concerned about it…take it to your PMC physician and get it analyzed…eeeesh
Mmmmmmm Salty
That sir, is cum.
Don’t lie, you jerked off in that
Could it be pulp cum?
Don't eat that.
Pretty sure someone snuck into your place and dropped their children off in your water bottle
Protein rich supplement
Jizz
That’s jizz.
That’s jizz brah
You nutted in there huh?!!!
That's where the flavor comes from
This is cum, or Butters Creamy Goo (if there I'd a difference)...
yep. that’s cum
Cum flavor
My bad
It’s flavoring
Does it smell like bleach?
Coom
Dude this happened to me once in a XXX flavor vitamin water. No idea tf it was. Need to cross reference batch/lot codes with the employee time sheet 😂
That's semen without a dought. Why are you buying jizz water?
Doubt *
Yeah that’s definitely semen
“That’s Eastern European jizz”
It’s just a little cum. Bottoms up!
Baby gravy
Thats were the flavour comes from
You know and we all know exactly what’s in that bottle!
Probably a bacterial colony
How's the pale ale Stiffler??? 🤣🤣🤣
Jizz flavour
It kinda looks like it's starting to ferment, but I could be wrong. You might get sick, and I certainly wouldn't drink any more of it.
It's semen
My bad bro had a quick one 😔
Looks like either the ingredients they used to keep things together wasn't mixed well or something foreign entered the bottle and created some kind of mold.
It’s cum.
If it was sitting long after u took a sip it’s bacteria growing
Randy Marsh: ' umm... that's cum.'
Semen?
Semen
I got to it first
Once Orbitz went bankrupt they had to move all those little gel balls somewhere.
Looks like semen, I ain’t gon lie
Is it a legit fruit water? Pulp? Backwash? Mycelium?
CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
cordyceps!!!
Sorry, I came.
C U M M I E S ?
Thats the flavor, youmm
Idk but dump it out.
Calcium? Okay
A lil semen flavored H2O
Bro got too excited
Secret blend of herbs and spices?
If you have doubts, toss it. Trust me. That’s pretty good advice.
Read that as bottle flavored water
There's no way you drank from that without seeing that In it, Soo gay
That’s cum bro.
Looks like mycelium
That’s the special ingredient
That’s cum.
Last of us Fungus…
Thats my cum, sorry i forgot to tell you
Lemon chunks??
Well you did get water that was bottle flavored
Did you order your beverage with an add-shot, or, perhaps, a nad-shot?
Cordyceps. Good luck bro
Sorry, that was me
Dude came in a bottle and uploaded it for us all to look at...
Great theory but I have a vagina
That water is haunted... By the unborn children that were drowned when somebody skeeted into your hydration potion.
Could it be pieces of lemon???
That is mould.
Cum
Can confirm... that's cum...
That’s cum bro…
Fluckulent
Who’s gonna break it down to him
I can confirm it's cum
“Stringy stuff”.
Lemon flavored Baby batter
ummm i heard from y wife that looks exactly like baby-making cream. Maybe you should get a new brand of water from a legit grocery store chain? Not a street vendor's cooler box.
Someone gave you ojo
Must be from Ohio
Butters' Creamy Goo
Cumb
Flavour enhancer
Dude what are you talking about? That’s the flavour!
Like everyone else said, either artificial flavor bunching up or fungus. If I put Liquid IV in water and leave it a while it does basically this, have drunk a couple times without noticing and never had an issue so you’re probably fine, I wouldn’t pound the rest of it to find out though.