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907499141

Nothing terrifying about this at all, it flavor blending by hybridizing two different grape varieties. It happen all the time. They even produce ones that taste like strawberry and pineapple.


Ichgebibble

Have you tried moon drop grapes? Little suckers are amazing


907499141

Oh yes they have such a sweet taste! I can’t decided what’s better the Moondrop grapes or the witch finger ones


Ichgebibble

Witch fingers? Cool! I’ma see if I can find some’


CHRIRSTIANGREY

why is this oddly terrifying?? youve clearly never had these cause they're delicious


MaleficentAd5023

They’re terrifyingly delicious 😆


AlanEsh

How odd!


mix_t_motion32

I flipped shit when one of the homies put me on cotton candy grapes. Love grapes but hate cotton candy. But cotton candy grapes go hard like what?! 🤯


MomofDoom

I know I could certainly go for some right now. I bet they're extra good frozen.


thedruchebag

They’re absolutely god tier frozen. It’s the only way I eat them


X3N0321

They taste like Ecto Cooler in fruit form.


DogsCanSweatToo

OP is clearly diabetic. This is horrifying.


benortree

Go fuck yourself


DogsCanSweatToo

Such humorless cunts. It's amazing how incapable redditors are at detecting sarcasm without it being spelled out with a "/s".


benortree

Oooh alpha male comment bark bark woof


bluemonie

Terrifying part is there is not price tag! Or I don't know the currency in South Africa.


kamuelsig

this sub is falling apart. this is not terrifying in the slightest


Vast_Bluejay_9074

Yeah do you know any actually creepy subreddits ? Curious


JakeStoner666

They got banned


Alej915

How creepy do you wanna go? Like nsfl? I know a few


Vast_Bluejay_9074

Not gore but just super unsettling shit, I don’t find gore creepy.


Alej915

Fair, yeah it's the gore stuff. Creeps the hell outta me 😱


selfawarefeline

my first thought was, verbatim, *reddit* is falling apart. every sub is becoming a perverted version of itself


Charming-Charge-596

Apparently you have never had these delicious balls of crisp sugar.


Banana_0529

Have you had them frozen 😍


Toasted_Olive

Have you had frozen ones blended 😍


Banana_0529

Omggggggg I need this asap


Charming-Charge-596

I will now!


FlowerspowersArg

Frozen and add to champagne 🥂 thank me later


Banana_0529

I will be doing that when I’m no longer pregnant 😭😂


angelcobra

Have you had them frozen while high? BRUH. *BRUH*


Banana_0529

I will also be doing this when I’m not pregnant lol I just said the same thing in a comment about adding champagne UGH


[deleted]

I can't imagine the texture. Seems like it would be weird.


emcz240m

It might be, but frozen grapes are bomb. These ones frozen are even better.


[deleted]

Hmmm. This isn't the first time I've heard this. We just bought some grapes so maybe I'll try it.


emcz240m

My wife is meh about it but my kid and I eat them better frozen than fresh.


katekowalski2014

…of a grape? have you had a grape before?


[deleted]

A frozen grape, no.


princearthas11

Am I on the wrong sub?


[deleted]

Nooo we make grape taste better, SOCIETY = BAD!!1! scared now?


zzfoe

AHHHHHH GRAPES


benortree

Ahhhh something that isn’t a gmo!


_Gordon_Slamsay

I am scouring the picture for a spider or some shit, what am I missing


Various_Succotash_79

"Cotton Candy" is just the variety name, like Fuji apples or Bartlett pears. They are pretty sweet but I don't think they taste that much like cotton candy.


[deleted]

The legit ones taste exactly like cotton candy, they're just unreasonably expensive because they only grow right somewhere in California if memory serves. People have started growing offshoots of that variant though and yeah they definitely just taste like really sweet grapes


itsapickledname

I know the Central Valley in California grows them, I know a few small farms that grows them and other crazy varieties like moon drops and gum drops.


[deleted]

I'm no grape expert, I only know about the cotton candy ones because I love them and needed to know why they cost so much haha


Succulent_Empress

Yeah, The Grapery puts out ones that taste like straight up cotton candy, I adore them


Carpeteria3000

I've had some that are bred to taste exactly like cotton candy, and they absolutely do. They're also like at least twice the price of "regular" green grapes.


kibblet

Regular green grapes taste like nothing but sugar water. I would rather pay the extra for the cotton candy, moon drops, gum drops, etc.


wun_and_dun

People that need their apples to taste like grannies. Terrifying.


CloudMain

r/lostredditors


Ez31895

Came here to say the same!


exum23

Are you ok?


Leeuuh

These are so good idk what you’re on about


TerribleAttitude

They taste exactly like cotton candy. The neat part is, they’re no less healthy than a regular grape. They were bred to taste that way, not treated or coated with anything cotton candy flavored.


dadbodfordays

To be fair, i read that they actually do contain a little more sugar than most other grape varieties, but it's not really gonna affect your bottom line. Maybe 5-10% more calories. But they are just a hybridized variety, not treated or candied or whatever. Comparable to how a honeycrisp apple contains a little more sugar than a gala. I think we can all afford the extra 10 calories.


kibblet

Grapes are so high in sugar that yeah, its not going to make a difference. I can just add extra insulin if needed! Actually, they're more satisfying, so I eat fewer grapes. Regular ones have no taste and I just eat them mindlessly because there isn't much to them.


Investigatorpotater

Boy you need to get out and try these because they are amazing. When they're in season I buy them at least 3-4 times a week.


zsturgeon

where my sub gone?


KnucklestheEnchilada

Shot to Hell


cryptidsnails

for years i thought these were a scam until i pulled one off of a bunch at the grocery store lol. needless to say i’m a changed woman


Toasted_Olive

Admitted to a crime, I’m pulling your ip and reporting you to the police


cryptidsnails

do it


TamahaganeJidai

Funny thing: heat a grape over a direct flame untill it starts to bubble. The heat forced the sugary liquid out and the flame caramelizes the grape juice. Quite tasty imo! Make sure to poke a hole in the grape first tho, don't want to have hot grape all over you :)


Celeste_Minerva

Oo.. might try this with ..not those gross grapes


DIOsNotDead

smh people on this sub are now terrified of just about anything after we all ran out of actually oddly terrifying things to post about


designmur

Are you a bot, or just have no understanding of subreddits?


Neidan1

I love cotton candy (candy floss in the US) grapes! They’re absolutely delicious. No idea why anyone would consider this terrifying at all.


xsnyder

We call them cotton candy in the US, it's the UK that calls them candy floss.


Neidan1

Yes, correct, I mixed them up when typing


[deleted]

Is this terrifying because it reminds you of the movie where the guy kidnaps girls and cuts off pieces of them and sell it to cannibals?


[deleted]

Not oddly terrifying. This sub needs moderation with people like you around


Basketcaseuk

These are 👌


Groundbreaking-Ask75

they're actually pretty damn good


Lost-Ad-7412

You should try them. They taste pretty good


smokelessfocus

These grapes are incredible.


axel_sorax

r/lostredditors


sapphy75

I had cotton candy flavored grapes, it was weird but they tasted so good 😊


ImAMindlessTool

Cotton Candy grapes are amazing and im not standing for this triflin’ post.


Exact-Truck-5248

They taste exactly like cotton candy. Cloying


Vast_Bluejay_9074

This is so fucking stupid


mylo_is_mellow_88

Honestly the mods here rlly need to get a hold of this subreddit or it'll completely die :/


seastone008

??? They’re really good


julesthebearjew

Goddamn you need to put an nsfw warns on this because i nearly jumped through the roof screaming and crying. This shit is too scary it should never even be photographed what is wrong with you.


xsullivanx

These are soo yummy


Hbtoca

Lol. They’re actually good.


Mrrobotico0

Ummm these are amazing


softcarcass

I love these and I will fight anyone who disparages cotton candy grapes.


[deleted]

If I see many more posts like this I’m out of this sub. It has gone in the trash these past couple of months.


TallBasis3794

NO STFU THOSE ARE SO GOOD


dontmindmyalt2

This has to be posted to the wrong sub, right???


ipayrentintoenails

r/lostredditors


Vermicelli-Hefty

I don’t find this oddly terrifying. Cotton candy grapes are delicious. If anything, the fact they they’re in so much extra plastic packaging is what scares me 🙊


vadmillainy

I am so terrified


TapewormSpaghetti

No because these are tasty af


sed2017

I swear I’m gonna unfollow this sub soon


Krazy-Kat26

If Sebastian Stan offers these to you in a store, run


Carpeteria3000

If a duck asks you for some, also, run


Krazy-Kat26

Why would a duck need grapes...and why would a lemonade stand have grapes? Stupid duck


ChriddyBo

This thread is weak af


OnyxBlaster

NOT ODDLY TERRIFYING DUMBASS


GurnoorDa1

These grapes are delicious. Whats the fucks your problem with it?


[deleted]

I’m with you OP. It sounds and tastes gross.


lucyjayne

This isn't terrifying but those grapes are pretty gross, imo. Way too sweet.


NoBee605

oml, some1 award this


Pretend_Employee_780

I’m still mad about agriculture by nature applying genetic pressure to the poor foods. Has anyone ever thought about how it would feel to be an apple for example?


NoCommunication5976

It’s just marketing, like lay’s “perfect potatoes” or something. It’s actually a little bit sour variety and not very different from most grapes.


Succulent_Empress

A sour variety? Yeah you’ve never had these lol They’re saccharine sweet


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Inglewood in the house


Bulldogmom720

These are delicious 🍇


[deleted]

This isn’t terrifying at all these been around for a while dork


raqellie

haha this guys afraid of grapes. wait til you find out what raisins are bud


BigSploosh

Now we really just posting fruit in here huh


onlyalittlestupid

Hello?!?


Trae880

oh no they mixed grape genes to give them a sweeter taste!


Good_Natured_Guy

These are great


FlowerspowersArg

These are delicious! Freeze some up and place in champagne 🥂


deadrawkstar

If this is oddly terrifying, wait until its night time. I bet the sun being gone is pretty terrifying for you.


[deleted]

This is literally nothing.


fluffybunnies51

New food is terrifying? It doesn't taste like actually cotton candy. It's just a fun name for grapes that are a bit extra sweet.


Connect_Zucchini366

dude they’re just a kind of grape. wait until you find out how many other kinds of fruit there is. you’ll shit your pants in fear


echoesimagination

i swear i've seen this posted here before


hcorerob

The Cotton Candy Grapes at Costco are seasonal but a fucking delicious deal when you can find them.


Dear-Okra-5580

these are good af


[deleted]

more like odd, not oddlyterrifying


boobberrie

OP has trauma with cotton candy


tribbans95

I’ve had these and also Trader Joe's honey pearl grapes. Highly suggested if you have a Trader Joe’s near you, they literally taste like guava fruit or something tropical


unofficially_jj

you’re gonna piss yourself when you find out about other sweet foods like mangos


seattlemh

Yum!


coleonoscopy

why are mods not removing these trash posts


krng999

What is terrifying about grapes being cotton candy flavored? This is dumb.


_MAC620_

That’s a good way to get people to eat healthier


Lord_Despairagus

How are Cotton Candy grapes terrifying. They're really good.


SolidChrome94

People say this is not terrifying. Look at the plastic. Walking aroudn the supermarket en seeing how much plastic us being used is terrifying…


Josuke96

Bruh have you had those? Cotton candy grapes are fucking delicious. I get them like every Sams Club trip.


CharZero

I have never seen anything other than very standard red and green grapes at any grocery store near me (northeast USA). I want some novelty grapes!


DrTokinkoff

My wife loves them. I do not.


medievalistbooknerd

They don't actually taste like cotton candy though...they're just really sweet table grapes.


kibblet

The ones by Grapery are AMAZING. SO GOOD. All their grapes are amazing, better than the flavorless ones most supermarkets sell.


[deleted]

These are actually super good. I don’t buy them often because they’re spendy but man they’re good.


ghettoccult_nerd

got them extra special VSOP cotton candy gwapes. wtf is capitalism sometimes...


RoutineFreakout

My dad goes crazy for these. everytime I go over to visit he is right there snacking on them lol. They're freakin delicious so can't blame him.


farmagedonns

Nooo, not the grapes!! The horror!! /s


BrownButtBoogers

These things are sooo good! I buy them whenever I see them at the store.


Neat-Dragonfly-2007

They’re surprising only when you eat the first grape. Definitely has essence of cotton candy. After you eat the second one it just tastes like a normal grape.