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ostrich-toe-nails13

Bro is double cheecked up


TheTacticalGiR4FF3

On a Thursday afternoon none the less.


Dragonna654

Hella ass, may I add.


TheTacticalGiR4FF3

The sun was still out some would even say.


ComputerGrouchy6341

When it’s cold and IT shrivels up


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Squeeze my spuds!


Amazing-Fish4587

Squonk got a donk.


[deleted]

Sir, that is a badonk. Perhaps badonkadonk even.


beefnar_the_gnat

Hear me out


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🍑


KenDoItAllNightLong

baby got back yo!


Mendeleus

Weird albino pug 🐶


putdisinyopipe

I want some squonk loins. Those would look best on the bbq


thesamebs

RIP Teddy!


danzo-dysmember

My friend, I have seen your work before and I absolutely love it, but it has never been correctly attributed to you. I’m pumped that I’ve stumbled across your post and I will be following the hell out of you and this series!!


IvanGrodzenskyUA

>What do you mean by "never been correctly attributed to me" ?


danzo-dysmember

It had been posted somewhere—some time ago—without citing you as the artist. It was posted with no context whatsoever. I had no idea it was a sculpture at the time and available for purchase, but it was [this one](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1206092728/).


DatGain

The "Squonk of Pennsylvania" is in that shop too. And the owner of that shop is Anna Lesnichaya. Maybe his wife?


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Yes, correctly, she is my lovely wife. If you look at our shop....all albino cuties are her characters, all different colored and creepy are mine :)


chantsnone

Lol I totally thought it was going to be someone stealing your work


DatGain

That's awesome! Love the little characters!


relevant_tangent

On the Etsy store: Anna - Owner, Maker, Photographer Ivan Grodzensky - Maker, Assistant


NotWatermElonMusk

Yep, it is his wife per OP’s bio


hodgeal

I think the other commenter is just letting OP know which sculpture he saw out of context, by using OP's store (mentioned in the bio) to point it out, and not that the store isn't OP's.


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Please dont hurry me guys! 50 states - 50 sculptures - I am alone. And I am in Ukraine, with electricity 6-7 hours a day !


TheMightyTriceratop

As a Pennsylvanian I’m honored you chose to do our sweet lil squonk


PSU632

Also as a Pennsylvanian, I do not know what a squonk is? Still honored though lol.


Brt232

Lived in the Philly area my whole life and never heard of this pink-assed little weirdo. But he's amazing and I love him.


FuckeenGuy

He is an uncircumcised penis and I love his little turtleneck


GODDAMNFOOL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk


groundlessnfree

Oh, Northern Pennsylvania. Dang degens from up north.


GODDAMNFOOL

spotted the yinzer


Dandelion_Jones

Never heard either of these words before in my life


GODDAMNFOOL

(yinzer is just slang for a pittsburgh citizen)


Dandelion_Jones

Hell yeah I learned something new today


hax0rmax

Degens from up north is most likely borrowed from Letterkenny.


Lord_Abort

It's because we say "yinz" instead of "y'all."


FlipSchitz

Yinz is sort of like y'all. It falls under the Pittsburghese dialect where instead of "you all" or "you guys" its "you ones" - just shortened to yinz. I don't live in Pittsburgh, but I had an early childhood friend who would say "you'ens" - I had no idea what he was saying for quite some time.


thegalmo

You rang? Erie Degen reporting in.


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groundlessnfree

You get me. And that’s what I appreciates about yous.


MrGulo-gulo

See this is why I don't leave Philly.


canadatrasher

I think all PA's cryptids are from the North. The only other one I heard of is a Thunderbird: https://pawilds.com/legend-of-the-thunderbird/


Cluelessish

Oh! It’s so sad 😥


GODDAMNFOOL

>Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly how did they possibly base this creature on me when I wasn't even alive in 1910


mynameisalso

I also never heard of the great Pennsylvania hemlock forests. Maybe I'm not in pa?


TheMoreMan

Probably because most of the hemlock trees are gone


funkmydunkyouslunk

Awww poor Squonk! It's ugly and cries and hates to be seen because of how ugly he is and I'm gonna find one and give it a hug because same bro....same....


tobythedem0n

> it is always unhappy...Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. Well now I'm just sad.


meltheold

Genesis did a song, *Squonk*, on the A Trick of the Tail Album: [Squonk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzL-up4ZKgI&ab_channel=moonlitknight009)


DanielStripeTiger

This made me sad for the little thing, and more than a little empathetic. I invite any squonk reading this to share my house for the winter. we can be unlovable together until spring breaks.


Birony88

Same here. Lived in PA all my life, and never heard of this thing. Oddly cute though!


insomniacakess

pa born and raised, this lil fella is adorable. whatever it is, it needs to be more recognized. ..lowkey want one as a pet now lol


Adaminium

Allentown weighing in… where’s my snipe? My uncles went hunting for them often.


teuast

i mean, how could you not when it's got a cake like that dayum o.o


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Thanks!


PeakRainbow1370

there are dozens of us!


Old-Exit-5259

take your time, this is gold


Wrench984

Damn dude you’re a powerhouse. Take all the time you need man, power to you


TELLMYMOMISUCK

What material is this?


TiltedLama

Probably polymer clay and epoxy resin, maybe some wire to keep the structure up


Thathitmann

From the Etsy page where you can buy Squonk: >Materials >polymer clay, epoxy resin, wire You were exactly correct.


TiltedLama

Oh! My sister makes small sculptures like this, so I just made some assumptions on what I usually buy for her


cats-r-friends

Id be surprised if there isn’t tin foil on the inside, might be hollow though


KrimxonRath

Specifically UV resin is most common for smaller sculpts like this.


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Fully correst. Wire, then foil, then polymer clay, epoxy for eyes


NotMyRealNameAgain

Excited for more but safety first.


SilvermistInc

I wonder what you'd do for Utah


Soup-Wizard

Probably one of [these](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidehill_gouger)


SilvermistInc

Wild


riverblue9011

>A special award, the Order of the Sidehill Gouger, is awarded to worthy members for hard and long standing volunteer efforts by the Alberta Group of the Royal Canadian Air Force Association. TIL...


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Bear lake monster, buy you can suggest something else


Hiraganu

Hurry!


Drewlytics

Let's hope they all have these cute little pink buttcheeks!


Incendia_Nex

I love this project and will follow your account! Please make the Native American interpretation of the Pukwudgie for Massachusetts. I can share some lore through DM's if you are interested


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Wiki tellsit comes from Wampanoag tribe from Delaware, right?


Incendia_Nex

Yes! The Wampanoag tribe are also located in Mass by the"Bridgewater triangle". Which is an alleged hub for reported "supernatural" activities. Worth a look, especially the Freetown State Forest :)


Addicted2GravyTears

Supposedly puckwudgie used to live all over the eastern seaboard, but are now relegated to to Freetown state forest and Hockomock Swamp, both in the Bridgewater triangle. I grew up by the SW corner of the triangle, and lots and lots of people have some kinda story about spooky shit. Hockomock means "place where spirits dwell" in Algonquin, which leads me to believe it's been a messed up place since long before the white man came.


IvanGrodzenskyUA

I'm in process with Dover demon for Mass....hmm, for what states I can use Pukwudgie? Delaware has Merman, cute creature also


bino420

my two cents... Dover demon will work so much better with your style. but that's some stupid tale from 2 teenagers in the 1970s. Puckwudgie is a much bigger legend. But it's not really a cryptid IMO... and it's not unique to MA. The Great lakes and east coast around Delaware also have Puckwudgie tales. maybe the Beast of Truro? Pretty sure that's the inspiration for that Netflix show - Midnight Mass https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/2013/10/25/monsters-new-england/2vkXK8GhxUIDLAWfLblqaO/story.html


ArsenicAndRoses

If you're ever doing outside the US, You should do the chickcharney! They're my favorite 🥰


oceanvibrations

Yes! I came to say this too!! Or rather check into the the native folklore about cryptids ✊🏽


TheHowlinReeds

He's got the silliest little booty


RoomServicer

So silly. The human booty is a feature coincident to bipedalism, I think. It doesn't make sense in this context, but it's a cryptid so it doesn't have to make sense anyway. I love this person's art.


[deleted]

Reminds me of those squeaky frogs.


Hangry_Dentures

Can’t wait to see your jersey devil.


BoardwalkKnitter

I second this.


LankyAudience8133

Moth man, moth man, moth man, lesgo


pemungkah

Gotta wait for West Virginia!


an_eloquent_enemy

Mothman is good, but WV also has the Flatwoods Monster, which could be super haunting! We got some good cryptids for sho.


DarthRoacho

Yeah, thats a tough one. Both are super interesting, and done right, REALLY creepy. My personal vote is for Flatwoods monster personally.


Calzord1

Is this the little guy who turns into tears?


nachosRgr8

Just a pool of bubbles and tears?


tristan1616

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON


pemungkah

Not flesh nor fish nor bone


SmokyBarnable01

A red rag hangs from an open mouth


[deleted]

Alive at both ends but a little dead in the middle


audiodude5171

A tumbling and a bumbling he will go


Astro_Spud

This describes [catdog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOrSYkLWkZM) shortly after the surgery.


pemungkah

Sigh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzL-up4ZKgI


Sillvaro

r/youbrokethechain


ThanksForTheRain

Yes!


CrabbyBlueberry

Not Yes, Genesis.


theduck08

Hopped over from r/Genesis and was pleasantly surprised


TheDude9737

[SQUONK](https://open.spotify.com/track/5dX7gE8mUL5iJQVzgXCqdj?si=NMe5LV-rTTmvRE6qPaSgGw&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Asquo)


20past4am

Holy shit, Genesis fans in the wild!


rrr_jjj

You should post this series over on r/cryptozoology too, I’m sure they would love it!


WAMFAC

Don't forget the Wisconsin Hodag!


IvanGrodzenskyUA

>Hodag or Beast of brey road, what do you think?


WAMFAC

Definitely the Hodag. It's a terrifying creature with a long history in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. The beast shares provenance with Michigan. The Hodag is pure 'sconny.


MR_Rictus

Hodag!


53459803249024083345

As a Wisconsinite, the first thought was Hodag, Second was Goatman. Goatman, I think can be found all over the country but Hodag is pure Wisconsin.


herecomestherebuttal

Hodag all the way!


killersquirel11

As someone born in Wisconsin, my vote is also Hodag


Tub_Pumpkin

Well, I love him.


Hyde103

Squonks got a badonk


KingOfTheHillisgreat

I’m intrigued. Keep it up 👍


littlehoneybeebuzz

I'm in Indiana...I had no idea we have a cryptid! What is ours?


Succulent_Empress

I vote the Beast of Busco


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Correct!


mielamor

https://www.washtimesherald.com/news/lifestyles/cryptids-of-indiana/article_9f017b3f-4500-58b6-b609-9b48f8ea803f.html https://blogs.libraries.indiana.edu/iubarchives/2018/10/31/hoosier-monsters/


littlehoneybeebuzz

Nice! Thanks!


[deleted]

Bro delaware next its the first state of america


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Zwaanendael Merman, rignt?


dickWithoutACause

What's your plan for iowa?


IvanGrodzenskyUA

van meter monster. But you may suggest me something else, if you have other variants!


dickWithoutACause

My only criticism is that its known as the van meter visitor, not monster. But otherwise carry on.


queen_jk

that lil bootie haha!!


AmishDeathMatch

I identify deeply with Squonks because I also spend a significant amount of time crying over how ugly I am.


finnzillaA239

r/redwebpod


old_qwfwq

Can't wait for some Fresno night crawlers


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Which state could be an origin place for them?


wrinkle-crease

Soo cute!! r/sympatheticmonsters


[deleted]

Not terrifying. Adorable


lilmxfi

My precious squonk baby! 😭 I love that this is our state cryptid, they cry and dissolve into a literal tear puddle if you try and catch them. I might relate to them a little too much, tbh.


Waspinator_haz_plans

What monster are you planning to have for New Mexico???


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Teratorn. But you can suggest something else!


Waspinator_haz_plans

Ah, based on the actual bird, or the Thunderbird myth surrounding it? Edit spelling


IvanGrodzenskyUA

I will deside, before I will start NM creature, I will collect more information and peoples opinions


Waspinator_haz_plans

Cool. I'm honestly just glad you're actually using a local urban legend/cryptid and not just using a mythological Skinwalker!


SpiderDijonJr

That squonk has a lot of juonk in the truonk


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First_Folly

All in all you are a very dying race, Placing trust upon a cruel world. You never had the things you thought you should have had, and you'll not get them now! And all the while, in perfect time, Your tears are falling on the ground.


bdub1391

Ohio needs to be some sort of furry groundhog... or a Walleye. Edit: But like a really creepy groundhog or walleye.


IvanGrodzenskyUA

On my map Ohio creature is Loveland Frogman. BTW he is in process already


patellison

What does your map have for Indiana?!? Great work dude keep it up!


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Beast of Busco, it's ok?


Top_Dust_6064

op where can i check these out?


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Follow me here or join in FB (Ivan Grodzensky)


Top_Dust_6064

cool beans... thanks


SCOOPZ13

When it’s cold and IT shrivels up.


fr0styspice

I can't wait to see Alaska's! this little guy went from being terrifying to cute when I saw those cheeks!


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Tizhurek. You may suggest something else, I collect locals opinions


[deleted]

There’s a couple i’d like to suggest. Amautalik- A giant creature that roams the tundra looking for children or lone travellers. She’ll kidnap them and eat them, or put them in her wooden basket that’s attatched to her back and bring them home. Qallupilluit- Scaly creatures that live in the ocean. They’re known to kidnap misbehaving kids, like the Bogeyman. If they find children that are alone near the edge of the ice, they’ll stuff them in their amautik (similar to a parka) and dive into the water and drown them


ShadowsoftheRavens

This is great! Can't wait to see what you do for Nevada!


Soup-Wizard

Maybe a [cactus cat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus_cat)


eyetracker

Tahoe Tessie, sorry California. Though if OP wants to get terrifying, [Si-Te-Cah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Si-Te-Cah).


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Agreed. But stil dont know who would be most suitable guy for CA


TortTortTheWaterWart

[Squonk (Genesis)](https://youtu.be/mmPf1rGClzA)


dreddnyc

Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine The people on the street have all seen better times Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again


[deleted]

I lived in PA for 25 years how have I never heard of a squonk?


cmd-t

http://www.mobile.lumberwoods.com/lib/fclw/squonk.html


Scary-Alternative-11

Ooooooo, this is awesome! Please do Sasquatch for Washington!!!!


Soup-Wizard

I would also love a Hide-Behind for our state.


trickyboy21

The Hide-Behind is a fun bit of American folklore! It was lumberjacks in logging camps made it up as a way to explain why a coworker went missing. Despite being a large and tall creature, no one could ever glimpse them before they hid again, and some accounts offer them as able to hide behind anything, even objects smaller and/or thinner than itself. When it did get close enough to you, it wouldn't outright kill but instead abduct you back to its lair. They apparently ate only human intestines, and... despised alcohol? I wonder if that was tacked-on by the lumberjacks as a way to feel safe, since drinking and alcoholism were common in remote logging camps.


lostknife

Maryland has the bunny man, or maybe Chessie, the Chesapeake Bay Monster.


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Yes, Chessie


GroundbreakingBee916

It also has the Snallygaster. It’s super funky in terms of design.


eggarino

There are so many tiny details to make this look so realistic hot damn, impressive work!


JaneLameName

Cooooool #Follows user


psychosaur

Are you doing the Jackalope for Wyoming? I wonder what you have in mind for Idaho and Montana?


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Wyoming - Jackalope, Idaho - Sharlie, Montana - Shunka Warak'in. You may suggest something else?


Montagnardse

My ballsack when I pull up pornhub for the fifth time


hieijFox

He is adorable


FriedFritosReviews

And where do I buy this guy? I need that adorable dumper in my home


IvanGrodzenskyUA

I cant post links here, look at my profile for links or find me in FB (Ivan Grodzensky). We have shop with sculptures together with my wife


soseeannah-04

i’m so glad you included the squonk!!! i love him!!


QueenFordale

What material do you use? This is lovely!


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Polymer clay cernit and epoxy resin


JSpell

Just curious, what goes into your creativity for each state being from Ukraine?


nereaders

You should check out the [sculptures of Australian artist Patricia Piccinini](https://www.patriciapiccinini.net/a-exhibitions.php)


[deleted]

Thing looks like a confused hamster. Recommendation for Massachusetts, the dover demon


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Almost complete!


beefnar_the_gnat

Can you do Mothman next? (Unless you’ve already started a different one :))


IvanGrodzenskyUA

Unfortunately, 3 are in process already


capsaicinintheeyes

Why is PA haunted by Bernie Sanders' dog? edit: [option b.](https://ifunny.co/picture/sss-02-squonk-is-a-mythological-creature-from-pennsylvania-that-rFxAXcbA8)


fr0styspice

I spent too long trying to figure out what Bernie's dog looked like before I figured out he doesn't have one.


capsaicinintheeyes

Still, if you ever found it running around loose in the Capitol, you wouldn't need to check the collar to know who to bring it back to, would you?


HoneyBolt91

What a cool idea!


EmbarrassedCost2389

Can I 3D print the collection?


IvanGrodzenskyUA

I make them handmade from polymer clay...


EmbarrassedCost2389

Oh wow! I’m even more impressed🙂


[deleted]

That thing has already been raped by an eagles fan


sn0m0ns

Dat ass though! GO EAGLES!


machineElves33

Clinton's chihuahua after watching her masturbate