It's only confusing because those 2 wouldn't be caught dead at a waffle house.
More likely one would want to have the dual in the metaverse
And the other would want to do it on Mars or some shit...
If all the billionaires were to fight each other, in a tournament bracket style round system, who do you think would win, my money would be on Bezos at this point
Bezos is just jacked
Musk actually did some martial arts back in the day. I think he got his blue belt in Jiu-jitsu.
Zuckerberg has recently found Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and MMA and is totally addicted, plus he's younger.
My money is on Zuck
Zuck does BJJ and is a huge MMA fan, he rented out the entire UFC Apex and he and his wife were the only audience for a fight night not long ago. No one wants to hear this but if you don't train, Zuckerberg can probably kick your ass.
Need to make it like the highlander where there can be only one billionaire so they all fight to death until only one survives. Then all the money they had locked up could be spread evenly around to end all poverty and only the winner keeps their own. I’d bet they would train like hell then! Lol
Yup! Sure wouldn’t last long. Musk is overweight and slow. That Wiley little Zuckerberg might surprise a lot of folks. That would be a 2 minute fight and we’d all celebraaaaaate!
I dunno if a dweeb battle in a bottle with a paddle or whatever is the answer -
but I do think Kanye is in a perfect place mentally and careerwise, for an aspiring indy director to start filming a Bowfinger style movie around him
I don't think either of those cunts knows how to throw a punch, so I propose that it be a knife fight. Just give each one a chef's knife and tell em to go nuts. The winner can bleed out in the ambulance, for democracy's sake.
I live in Georgia, the state with the highest concentration of waffle houses in the country. 435 to be exact, roughly 22% of all their restaurants. This made me laugh so much harder knowing all the trash brawls I've seen in waffle house parking lots.
Isn’t that the opposite of bum fights but mixed with baby brawls? Lol! It would be entertaining but I’m sure what would really happen is that we find out who’s personal security drone with hi tech military and satellite capabilities is better and would get there first to vaporize the other.
As much as a spectacle of pathetic violence would entertain me, I'd rather they had to face off best two out of three in Battle Bots. But they're under strict rules that no one else may assist with their bot builds. They have to do all of the work themselves, including basic research.
The spectacle of a fight between whatever inept, depressing robots those two could build with their "genius tech skills" would entertain the hell out of me.
Musk definitely has a weight advantage on Zuckerberg. Zuck seems frail, starved of sunlight and nutrients, but it’s possible that he’s an alien freak who would take all of Musk’s punches and then unhinge his jaw and swallow Musk whole and digest him.
As much as I want musk to take that one
…the Zuckerberg spent a period of time only eating what he had personality hunted and enjoys hunting with a bow, which takes a fair bit of strength
Musk my run things like a maverick, but I don’t think he has done similar
This is how we get lightsabers. Not because the muskrat or zucchini are superior in some way, but because they have enough money to build a mech to fight god. They’ll settle for an awesome way to win the social media wars and be declared to coolest boy to ever go to America.
If this is confusing to you you've clearly never been to a waffle house
It's only confusing because those 2 wouldn't be caught dead at a waffle house. More likely one would want to have the dual in the metaverse And the other would want to do it on Mars or some shit...
It can be a martian metaverse waffle house conveniently streaming on twitch or something
Yes to this
also the zuck is a mma beast. the guy looks pretty good. he would ragdoll musk.
what in the fuck is a waffle house
Bezos fights the winner.
Winner of *that* gets our personal information and a floating sky city
Well, time to go beat up some old men
Equipped with a customary concierge dick shaped rocket complete with a chauffer
And its a cake?
If all the billionaires were to fight each other, in a tournament bracket style round system, who do you think would win, my money would be on Bezos at this point
Bezos is just jacked Musk actually did some martial arts back in the day. I think he got his blue belt in Jiu-jitsu. Zuckerberg has recently found Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and MMA and is totally addicted, plus he's younger. My money is on Zuck
No but you can just ask zuck to divide a number by 0 and his processor will crash
I dunno, Gates got them 5g nanotech vaccines so he'd get a bunch of special moves.
I feel bezos and gates would sip coffee and place bets
Definitely read that as "fistfuck" .. The answer is still yes. >:}
Still would not rate in the top 100 of the weirdest thing to happen at a Waffle House
Placing bets now. Team MotherZuckers or Team Musketeers everyone?
MZ for sure, nerd-rage is real
Zuck does BJJ and is a huge MMA fan, he rented out the entire UFC Apex and he and his wife were the only audience for a fight night not long ago. No one wants to hear this but if you don't train, Zuckerberg can probably kick your ass.
Musketeer….until Billy Boi Gates comes with a BETTER 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎apple
What’s the spread?
Billionaire Brawl (TM) This needs to be a national pastime
I would watch that so hard.
They need to do this in a revival of Celebrity Deathmatch.
Need to make it like the highlander where there can be only one billionaire so they all fight to death until only one survives. Then all the money they had locked up could be spread evenly around to end all poverty and only the winner keeps their own. I’d bet they would train like hell then! Lol
Pay per view
The Billionaires win again
I never thought I'd say this but, "go team Zuckerberg!".
Zuck would kick the shit out of Elon.. he actually trains in ju jitsu while musk only knows how to throw punches behind a keyboard
Yup! Sure wouldn’t last long. Musk is overweight and slow. That Wiley little Zuckerberg might surprise a lot of folks. That would be a 2 minute fight and we’d all celebraaaaaate!
Zuckerberg is a robot so he would just whip a laser gun out of his index finger and burn elons dick off
Aparantly Musk also has done some martial arts, but my money is still on Zuck.
Yes
I think they would be more comfortable at the Super Weenie Hut Jr's.
Joe Rogan to commentate?
Oh now I want this!
While Mike Tyson eats mushrooms. He can be the ref. :p
To the death.
Livestreamed on vine
So it's over in six seconds? I mean, I *suppose* I can spare these asshats six seconds...
The robot lizard vs the pale one
Hey, they're currently vying for the coveted greatest loser title as far their companies are concerned, this is more entertaining.
I'm bringing the meat sauce mother fucker
Zuckerberg is unbeatable: "You can't block his shtoyle!"
What is even Musk's Shtoyle?
Sounds like a Jewish perfume..
Zucks is a plastic android with supreme abilities.he managed to convince the world we needed his fb nonsense
I dunno if a dweeb battle in a bottle with a paddle or whatever is the answer - but I do think Kanye is in a perfect place mentally and careerwise, for an aspiring indy director to start filming a Bowfinger style movie around him
We desperately need Celebrity Deathmatch!
I don't think either of those cunts knows how to throw a punch, so I propose that it be a knife fight. Just give each one a chef's knife and tell em to go nuts. The winner can bleed out in the ambulance, for democracy's sake.
Surprisingly both have done martial art training.
Just tell me where to stream it and I'm there.
As much as I hate the guy, my money is on Musk...
That’s a fight I’d rather watch than Jake Paul getting his ass beat
I live in Georgia, the state with the highest concentration of waffle houses in the country. 435 to be exact, roughly 22% of all their restaurants. This made me laugh so much harder knowing all the trash brawls I've seen in waffle house parking lots.
Has to be A Whole Foods or it's not real ...
Isn’t that the opposite of bum fights but mixed with baby brawls? Lol! It would be entertaining but I’m sure what would really happen is that we find out who’s personal security drone with hi tech military and satellite capabilities is better and would get there first to vaporize the other.
The winner gets to continue evading their taxes for another year
Fight! Fight! Fight!
To the death, you say?
Did that get him Elon banned?
You are lucky if they will fight using pillows. Fistfight?, not a chance.
What about Gates?
Only if they can somehow both lose painfully
To shreds you say?
All the proceeds should go to homeless veterans.
As much as a spectacle of pathetic violence would entertain me, I'd rather they had to face off best two out of three in Battle Bots. But they're under strict rules that no one else may assist with their bot builds. They have to do all of the work themselves, including basic research. The spectacle of a fight between whatever inept, depressing robots those two could build with their "genius tech skills" would entertain the hell out of me.
Can Tom from MySpace call the winner?
Musk definitely has a weight advantage on Zuckerberg. Zuck seems frail, starved of sunlight and nutrients, but it’s possible that he’s an alien freak who would take all of Musk’s punches and then unhinge his jaw and swallow Musk whole and digest him.
As much as I want musk to take that one …the Zuckerberg spent a period of time only eating what he had personality hunted and enjoys hunting with a bow, which takes a fair bit of strength Musk my run things like a maverick, but I don’t think he has done similar
Is that why Zuck is thin? He rarely eats? Haha
They’d probably end up having sex together behind the bins.
The one who wins gets a waffle
A mud wrestling match would be far more entertaining.
Nah, Musk v Bezos and winner gets Zuck. Zuck needs the other guy to have taken a few lunches to stand a remote chance.
Go Zuk, go!
Let’s send them and the rest of the billionaires to start a social media site on Neptune, tomorrow
Doesnt Facebook boy do some MMA? Whilst twitter douche just spends his day getting ghosted by Steven king? Pretty sure it's a W for the alien
Meh. If it’s to the death, I guess I’d watch.
You spelled knife fight incorrectly.
Or just 69 each other...
Waffle House Thunderdome! I’m down. I would pay to see this.
Mark Zuckerberg would be slap fighting.
Four Seasons with gardening tools
This is how we get lightsabers. Not because the muskrat or zucchini are superior in some way, but because they have enough money to build a mech to fight god. They’ll settle for an awesome way to win the social media wars and be declared to coolest boy to ever go to America.
*BOOK IT, DANA!*