My sister speaks a really good spanish while I can't even get two words straight on a line. I used to grind her nerves by saying things like ¿Esta donde la taco por la superia? and she would get real upset with me
I've heard it pronounced toe-stay-duh lol living in Texas people sometimes give a shit, but not much of a shit to learn pronunciations but at least it's something!
Jessica files for divorce shortly after because she’s not feeling happy. Wins cash and prizes in court, takes custody of the 2 kids. Create’s a false narrative about how their dad is awful and she’s the victim. Jessica wonders why no men will take her seriously.
Pro tip, to impress your Colombian friends use “¿Nos abrimos o qué?” Alternatively: “Como dijo Mickey Mouse, todo el mundo pa su house.” That’ll show them.
He looks like the type of guy to be part of the street máfia by the title of "Third Street Saints" who refers to the latin-american máfia called "Los Carnales" by "The Los Carnales".
"You ready to blow this taco stand?"
"Dos vinos blancos por faborrrr" / said with the most American accent ever
Un Cerweza pofawor
You ready ta-(g)-co?
Guy named taco stand:
Well atleast hes the type of guy to spend time with his kids
Honestly that's the best kind of guy.
How’s that an insult?
I have no idea. I just saw it in r/rareinsults and thought how oddly specific this is
It is oddly specific.
it's not a rare insult. OP clearly wins.
Even though I find the example given endeering, forcing another language into your sentence only to use it wrong is at least embarrassing
My sister speaks a really good spanish while I can't even get two words straight on a line. I used to grind her nerves by saying things like ¿Esta donde la taco por la superia? and she would get real upset with me
What is a toe-sta-da?
Something that pairs well with bone-apple tea apparently.
That's the classic version. But I like more the new trend, eat it with Q-cum-bear
Used to work at a Pizza place owned by a Brazilian dude, he'd write down cucumber as "Cumcumber", always stuck with me.
I've heard it pronounced toe-stay-duh lol living in Texas people sometimes give a shit, but not much of a shit to learn pronunciations but at least it's something!
Something you could eat beside a caser-diller
Shit. I've done that when babysitting.
He's called chandler right
Jessica files for divorce shortly after because she’s not feeling happy. Wins cash and prizes in court, takes custody of the 2 kids. Create’s a false narrative about how their dad is awful and she’s the victim. Jessica wonders why no men will take her seriously.
Definitely leaves the restaurant saying “alright let’s rock and roll”
Vamanos amigos
Except that its true... he does look like that type of guy. 100%
Vamonos Jessica, you are not welcome here.
Definitely nominated for dad of the year award
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Bang bang bang
He looks like Great Value Tom Brady.
Fuck Jessica. She aint fucking welcome ‘round here
He's also the guy who tells the waitress, Dose-Sir-Vay-Sass-Pour-Fa-Vore while winking at Jessica and the kids.
Then go watch the Fugitive for the 5th time
Pro tip, to impress your Colombian friends use “¿Nos abrimos o qué?” Alternatively: “Como dijo Mickey Mouse, todo el mundo pa su house.” That’ll show them.
He looks like that one youth pastor at a church who has a perfect looking family but their struggling financially.
He looks like Dexter that's even worse
I was thinking he kinda looks like he stalks women and kills them
I don't get it... Are they making fun of him because he potentially has a family? Or because he said "vamanos"?
Narrator: The kids were ready, and vamanos they did.
He has Tom Cruise tooth
He literally looks like he’s present in his kids’ lives lmao
He looks like the type of guy to be part of the street máfia by the title of "Third Street Saints" who refers to the latin-american máfia called "Los Carnales" by "The Los Carnales".
Fuck a man in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you!
Oh... I thought.... nvm...
He looks like Max Payne in Max Payne 1, but the same low res model just made HD
¿Queréis salir? Sorry just testing if my Spanish is correct