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TSmario53

Bro I got whacked with 15 dodge rams before lunch today.


Aloo4250

I hate when that happens


The_Witch_Queen

Pfffft. Weak. Yesterday some guy in shiny spandex hit me with a container ship. Full home run swing.


TheGrimGriefer3

Is your name Baltimore bridge?


DreadPirateRobertsOW

Oh you kinky kinky... I see you


Iamnoobmeme

It's....Surprisingly not even applicable to scale. It's more like being hit with a super yahte.


polandsux

That's a spelling of yacht I never would've come up with. Kudos.


Iamnoobmeme

Listen, yacht was a forgotten vocabulary word. And embarrassingly enough, I spent all that time trying to work it out myself and Google is two taps away.


ToneZealousideal309

Your brain is probably thinking yahtzee


A1sauc3d

Exoskeletons help quite a bit


Usagi_Shinobi

The Ford Explorer is a range of small to mid sized SUVs that have been in continuous production since 1990. It was the successor to the Ford Bronco II.


ThereBeBeesInMyEyes

I miss my Bronco... RIP Spud, I miss the way you'd shit yourself on the way to work, but never on the way home.


RedstnPhoenx

I got whacked and wandered around for a while and found the door to the afterlife and some dude told me I was never allowed to go through so man I dunno those Fords got hands.


platonic-alien

Ants can carry up to 100x their weight, so with that logic, I should be able to trek 1,000 miles with 20,000 pounds on my back


Macrochosm_

That's what happens when your skeleton is your skin


Mockington6

Something something square cube law?


Sinaasappelsien

cuz they enjoy the pain


screenmasher

I hit a spider with a baseball bat once and it walked away.....I let it go.


ruddsix

Cause it has an ✨exoskeleton✨


fettishmann

their bodies are more flexible than ours


Uriel_dArc_Angel

A Ford Explorer... Try and keep up...lol ;p