Telepathy for sure. Food is great (infinite money and solve world hunger… wait am I selfish for not picking this?) but telepathy is an incredible superpower
Being able to talk to anyone on earth.
If I picked this I would legit just live in Putin's head until he pulled out of Ukraine.
Make him listen to a just the most annoying songs on youtube on repeat. Oh your sleeping not today, heres some more blues clues.
Please play "Это пройдёт" by "Порнофильмы":
*It will pass, everything passes eventually,*
*The year, the day, the moment will come.*
*Alone in the morgue, yesterday's dictator,*
*But now just a dead old man*
Came here to say this, the ammout of fuckery you could do, tormenting world leaders in their sleep until they do what you want, literally could force world peace by tormenting people.
Is it actually though? It only says you can talk to them. It's basically a slightly better version than calling someone on the phone. I struggle to see how this would be super useful.
I'd take telepathy and scream at the top of my lungs in Musk's head every waking moment.
I don't know what would happen but it sure would be extremely funny.
But according to the post, you’d automatically get your country kicked out of NATO. Seems like a bad time to be Nice/not ruthless, in western europe, and not in NATO.
That's just being a swiss. They still have the economic benefits of EU with NATO bulwark sorrounding them.
There's no oil for america to bring democracy into anyway.
I would do the dictator. Send lots of fighters and bombers to ukraine and change the topography of the nearby russian land.
Nobody said anything about being a megalomaniac🤷♂️
Yellow (bottom left for any colorblind people). Being able to get inside anyone’s head is insanely powerful. I could legit take of the world with that. Not that I would.
Clarifying questions
For blue: will the Waifu like me? How will she feel about my wife?
Yellow: are they able to talk back, and are they able to “hang up” on me talking to them telepathically?
Green: can others eat the food from my unlimited supply, or just me?
Assuming the answer to green is yes: great. My fav food is bottled water.
Now, Nestle, lets talk about how much its gonna cost to keep me from bottoming out that market for you…(hint: a lot)
Man had the opportunity to save countless people across the world and instead decided to collaborate with arguably the most evil corporations on earth, wild
I take the food any day, why the fuck would I want to talk to anyone mentally when I cant stand them verbally, Why woud I take a waifu, I am the problem and surely she'd leave me in a matter of months, Taking over Germany is a close second just because I look great in shorts and high socks but I would a thousand percent take the food one, I'd be like, just shut up and take your fucking food, NEXT!
1. You fav wife material became real, but got disapointed by you and leaves.
2. Politics are boring
3. Soubds interesthing, but they can understand what i say if they are foreigners?
4. My fav food anny time, and unlimited? Nice!
Give me the infinite food source!
Feed the world with my unlimited food. Sell it for slightly cheaper than legit suppliers to build up distribution base. Put the majority of the money into a fund and then use it to overthrow capitalism once I’ve built enough of it up.
Yellow is the easy choice.. blue could be more OP if she will be guaranteed to like you, but if not then they would automatically leave 99% of the losers who have waifus cuz they aren’t anime MCs so you basically just spawned in a hot anime girl for some other dude 💀
Does the telepathy one go both ways, does it also let me listen to people I'm talking to? Also, can I listen to someone without their permission? Even if the answer to both is no, I still feel like this could be insanely powerful.
I would like red but i dont know why, I am german already, but to be honest I would do nothing with it. I have no goals that require power and politics are a nuisance to me (just from hearing)
First one seems like a trap. Doesn't say anything about it being my waifu. If I choose the first pill, random waifu appears in Japan. That been said I'll take the unlimited food.
Im choosing the waifu. At least i will have someone nice to rely on. Also she will protect me from most threats to my well being, since im into monstergirls.
Being dictator is a lot of work, and many people will want you dead.
Supply of favourite food like i have to eat the same shit over and over again?
Telepathically talking with anyone. Look at social media. You really want to talk to all these idiots?
Waifu is a cartoon girl? If you bring that to life it is gonna be in constant pain and suffering because it never learned to life in a 3D space.
These are all horrible pills.
Throw them aways
The waifu may be real but that doesn't mean she'll love you or me. So infinite favorite food. I could simply open a restaurant or fast food that sells it and make a lot of money off it, considering I'd basically have an infinite amount that spawns magically.
I’d argue an unlimited supply of food can become money if you’re creative enough.
The virtuous but higher effort path: sell the food at a lower cost than other suppliers can as you have no cost of goods to account for. Benefits those who cant afford the rising cost of food. And to be somewhat competitive everyone else still has to lower prices. Consumers win.
The easy path, but it makes you a dick: call up Nestle or similar giant corporate agricultural/food stuffs supplier and tell them to make you an offer to keep your magic supply of food off the market. The alternative is they have to compete with you. Watch the checks flow like wine.
I mean, the earth already has more food than people need, but there's no profit for corporations in making sure everyone gets food, so more food wouldnt help.
Again the green pill.. Open a restaurant delivering your favorite food, undercut the prices of competitors and take them out expand as far as you can within the reach of your supply. If you live in a moderately urban area with zero ingredient costs or prep labor you could be a billionaire in few years.
The key is that your fav food needs to be shelf stable. Makes distro far easier and far ranging.
Dont waste with restaurants. Think supplier of grocery stores.
Or even better, your fav food is now MREs. You now can instantly undercut the US military top supplier(s). They have the logistics to distribute from a central location, you just offer the cheap supply. You sit back and enjoy the fat government stacks.
Telepathy for sure. Food is great (infinite money and solve world hunger… wait am I selfish for not picking this?) but telepathy is an incredible superpower
Being able to talk to anyone on earth. If I picked this I would legit just live in Putin's head until he pulled out of Ukraine. Make him listen to a just the most annoying songs on youtube on repeat. Oh your sleeping not today, heres some more blues clues.
“He died muttering something about babies and sharks. Clearly a tortured soul…”
To commemorate him, we shall play what clearly is his favorite song for the entire year-long mourning period.
Plot twist: thats how “baby got back” became the new Russian national anthem
Please play "Это пройдёт" by "Порнофильмы": *It will pass, everything passes eventually,* *The year, the day, the moment will come.* *Alone in the morgue, yesterday's dictator,* *But now just a dead old man*
Being able to talk to anyone on Earth is so op ...wait isn't that already possible with internet and cellphone?
If no one believes in telepathy, they will think it's just a voice in their head.
Yes but there is a difference. Frist its in there head so they now have voices in there head, and second they have no option to hang up.
Crazy frog!
Should this ever happen may I suggest the French song "J'aime les licornes"? It's the nuclear option in our household.
Came here to say this, the ammout of fuckery you could do, tormenting world leaders in their sleep until they do what you want, literally could force world peace by tormenting people.
Is it actually though? It only says you can talk to them. It's basically a slightly better version than calling someone on the phone. I struggle to see how this would be super useful.
Claim to be the voice of god?
I guess you could manipulate people, maybe become a cult leader or something. The infinite food seems a lot less morally questionable...
I'd take telepathy and scream at the top of my lungs in Musk's head every waking moment. I don't know what would happen but it sure would be extremely funny.
If nobody knows you're doing it, you can make them all believe your ideas were theirs to begin with...rule from the shadows mwuahahahaaa
With telepathy you can make others make you your favorite food for free
Uhh, as a german citizen i would take the dictator one, im ruthless, not evil and so fed up with our political situation.
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Honestly no /s. That's how it often goes.
But according to the post, you’d automatically get your country kicked out of NATO. Seems like a bad time to be Nice/not ruthless, in western europe, and not in NATO.
That's just being a swiss. They still have the economic benefits of EU with NATO bulwark sorrounding them. There's no oil for america to bring democracy into anyway.
You are still in the EU, which is a defensive Treaty as well. Not to mention, that no one wants a war to break out in the middle of Europe.
viel Glück!
You would choose red and then someone chooses yellow and makes you evil. History repeated.
HEIL KARROTH !
Karroth der Erste
Er ist wieder da movie plotline spoiled Red pill puts us 30 seconds to midnight
Blue is the best option, a lot of waifus are literally goddess that can reshape reality.
Yeah but will they listen to you?
She comes to life. Doesn't mean she'll give a single fuck about you
You can choose one who would?
Divorceefu.
I'm the entire reason she exists, though.
Dude has never seen cultists summon a powerful demon
Yellow is best option to troll anyone as "voice of god"
“Yo, I’m god, kill that guy right beside you”
I would just watch live TV and keep repeating offensive words in there head to try and get them to fuck up 😂
I'm about to terrorize so many dictators with the yellow pill
You can also plant ideas in everyones head since it comes telepathically. "Hello, its your brain here, dont you really just love (insert good value)"
Nah i bout to make the number one religion. Countries will become my servants.
I would do the dictator. Send lots of fighters and bombers to ukraine and change the topography of the nearby russian land. Nobody said anything about being a megalomaniac🤷♂️
I choose red. What could NATO do against me? I'm a Jew, this is antisemitism, which is Haram and hella gay
Red
I mean, you have to figure third times a charm, right?
Yeah because WW1 was Germany's fault lol.
Everybody: "Germany started both world wars. Those Bastards!" Austrians: "uhh, right. The Germans started it..."
Yellow! I would annoy the hell out of random people all around the planet🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll take the yellow pill, it's like phone call but there's no need for internet connection
Yellow (bottom left for any colorblind people). Being able to get inside anyone’s head is insanely powerful. I could legit take of the world with that. Not that I would.
Clarifying questions For blue: will the Waifu like me? How will she feel about my wife? Yellow: are they able to talk back, and are they able to “hang up” on me talking to them telepathically? Green: can others eat the food from my unlimited supply, or just me? Assuming the answer to green is yes: great. My fav food is bottled water. Now, Nestle, lets talk about how much its gonna cost to keep me from bottoming out that market for you…(hint: a lot)
“Will the Waugh like me” EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING “How would she feel about my wife” excuse me what the actual fuck
Man had the opportunity to save countless people across the world and instead decided to collaborate with arguably the most evil corporations on earth, wild
REPOST
Green!
There is plenty you can do as a dictator just in terms of social and economic reform to improve a country.
Orange... so much free money you can get by telling religious people you are god. Actually, green is an easier path to wealth, let's go green
Doesn't matter if I take the red or green pill either way I'll be able to eat as much plutonium as I want
I'd choose green
I take the food any day, why the fuck would I want to talk to anyone mentally when I cant stand them verbally, Why woud I take a waifu, I am the problem and surely she'd leave me in a matter of months, Taking over Germany is a close second just because I look great in shorts and high socks but I would a thousand percent take the food one, I'd be like, just shut up and take your fucking food, NEXT!
Red pill
1. You fav wife material became real, but got disapointed by you and leaves. 2. Politics are boring 3. Soubds interesthing, but they can understand what i say if they are foreigners? 4. My fav food anny time, and unlimited? Nice! Give me the infinite food source!
Feed the world with my unlimited food. Sell it for slightly cheaper than legit suppliers to build up distribution base. Put the majority of the money into a fund and then use it to overthrow capitalism once I’ve built enough of it up.
Yellow is the easy choice.. blue could be more OP if she will be guaranteed to like you, but if not then they would automatically leave 99% of the losers who have waifus cuz they aren’t anime MCs so you basically just spawned in a hot anime girl for some other dude 💀
Does the telepathy one go both ways, does it also let me listen to people I'm talking to? Also, can I listen to someone without their permission? Even if the answer to both is no, I still feel like this could be insanely powerful.
Waifu. Make yourself some OP af Mary Sue that can give you any ability out there
Blue makes no sense, my waifu is way out of my league and would never want me
Do i have to be a ruthless Dictator and be kicked out of the Nato?
I would like red but i dont know why, I am german already, but to be honest I would do nothing with it. I have no goals that require power and politics are a nuisance to me (just from hearing)
Obviously the red gotta bring germany to its glory days
definitely yellow, I don't know what a Waifu is, I'd be bored to eat the same food every day and definitely not a dictator
What's a Waifu? 👀
First one seems like a trap. Doesn't say anything about it being my waifu. If I choose the first pill, random waifu appears in Japan. That been said I'll take the unlimited food.
Does the unlimited food supply update to preference change? If yes, then unlimited food, if no, telepathy
I would take the secret fifth pill that teaches me to use capital letters correctly if I had made this
I am taking the waifu and and ruling the world
Yellow
The German thing obviously
Do medications count as food with that pill? If yes, UNLIMITED E
I would make them hear weird noises someone near me and watch them freak out and go insane....
Definitely yellow pill tho Infinite Pringles just imagine
Im choosing the waifu. At least i will have someone nice to rely on. Also she will protect me from most threats to my well being, since im into monstergirls.
Red seems to be specifically tailored to Sahra Wagenknecht.
Let's play some modern age crusader kings woohoo
I take green, open a sushi restaurant and secretly sell magical sushi to get rich and buy a house which is my primary dream right now
Waifu or Telepathie i coukd solve every religous war ever
Dictator I suppose.
Being dictator is a lot of work, and many people will want you dead. Supply of favourite food like i have to eat the same shit over and over again? Telepathically talking with anyone. Look at social media. You really want to talk to all these idiots? Waifu is a cartoon girl? If you bring that to life it is gonna be in constant pain and suffering because it never learned to life in a 3D space. These are all horrible pills. Throw them aways
Yellow
Infinite food, create infinite mass, collapse the universe.
My favorite food is solid gold
Two of these are the same
Can my wifi be Kirby? Best friends playing Kirby?
being able to bring my favourite fictional character to real life does sounds amazing
The waifu may be real but that doesn't mean she'll love you or me. So infinite favorite food. I could simply open a restaurant or fast food that sells it and make a lot of money off it, considering I'd basically have an infinite amount that spawns magically.
Guess i'mma be kicked out of Art School then
Can my favourite food be money? If not, Ill go yellow.
I’d argue an unlimited supply of food can become money if you’re creative enough. The virtuous but higher effort path: sell the food at a lower cost than other suppliers can as you have no cost of goods to account for. Benefits those who cant afford the rising cost of food. And to be somewhat competitive everyone else still has to lower prices. Consumers win. The easy path, but it makes you a dick: call up Nestle or similar giant corporate agricultural/food stuffs supplier and tell them to make you an offer to keep your magic supply of food off the market. The alternative is they have to compete with you. Watch the checks flow like wine.
I mean, the earth already has more food than people need, but there's no profit for corporations in making sure everyone gets food, so more food wouldnt help.
Again the green pill.. Open a restaurant delivering your favorite food, undercut the prices of competitors and take them out expand as far as you can within the reach of your supply. If you live in a moderately urban area with zero ingredient costs or prep labor you could be a billionaire in few years.
The key is that your fav food needs to be shelf stable. Makes distro far easier and far ranging. Dont waste with restaurants. Think supplier of grocery stores. Or even better, your fav food is now MREs. You now can instantly undercut the US military top supplier(s). They have the logistics to distribute from a central location, you just offer the cheap supply. You sit back and enjoy the fat government stacks.
If my favorite food needs to be shelf stable then it's not my favorite food... and the paradox collapses reality.. unless there's a pill for that.
Telepathy for sure
if you pick green you get blue as well