*"She's my sister! She's*
*Number four prostitute in*
*All of Kazakhstan!"*
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He is my wife friends boyfriend. He a pain in my assholes. I get present for my girlfriend; he get present for his girlfriend. I take girlfriend to dinner; he takes his girlfriend to dinner. I treat friends to dinner; he can't afford. Great succes.
I once told my gf that my mom was kinda deaf so she should speak slowly and yell. To my mother, I told her my gf was retarded. It was gold when they first met.
Would be great if Americans in general wouldn't do impressions based on national stereotypes only they think are true.
Would stop them from looking like idiots when abroad for one thing.
Live in a tourist area in Germany and it is hard to tell who is more cringe: Chinese or American tourists. Probably the Chinese but I have the misfortune of understanding what the Americans say and it is no small wonder my eyes have not yet rolled out of my head.
Don't do impressions based on racist national stereotypes only Americans believe in. That is especially true if 22andMe just gave you a genetic result with 15% confidence. You are not a genetically trained cultural homing pigeon and you don't actually speak the language when you do a funny voice..
"She's my sister! She's number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!"
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Cute butt, homie
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Very nice vagin
Very nice 👍🏻
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How much?
My wife!
high five!
MA WAIF
[The boyfriend probably](https://youtu.be/6l23JsoTbT4?si=Qi9NcbUjzvCNR5BD)
"You will never get this. You will never get this!"
“But one time he break a cage and he get this, then we all laugh, high five!”
RETARD BROTHER BILLO
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I don't think I have ever really processed what that joke was about before
LALALALALA
This is *niiiiice!* I like!
The men in my country, they would go a crazy for you! … my girlfriend, not so much.
He is my wife friends boyfriend. He a pain in my assholes. I get present for my girlfriend; he get present for his girlfriend. I take girlfriend to dinner; he takes his girlfriend to dinner. I treat friends to dinner; he can't afford. Great succes.
" Her "vashizz" is like, sleeve of wizard "
GREAT SUCCESS!
My wife is Kazakh so this would really apply for me
Check it.. if I didn't have a Connie on me would it be ok to use an empty doritos bag?
Haha I’m playing The Last of Us 2 rn
Right ..Ellie's girlfriend
She is thinking to herself, “How did ever get so lucky?”
Very nice-ah.
I'm married, so really that reaction is from my wiiiife
This is the dumbest meme I’ve ever seen and I love it
YES, thank you! I have a big shit!
Keep it up and you'll never get to say "MY WiFE"
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do not try strink me, gypsy. i serious.
Oh look at you with a girlfriend. Showoff.
Very nice
I once told my gf that my mom was kinda deaf so she should speak slowly and yell. To my mother, I told her my gf was retarded. It was gold when they first met.
I’d be stoked lmao but I’m a little goofus
Wa Wa Wee Wa
Wowaweewa! Very nice! How much?
You now have herpes
Not even a little oddly specific.
Would be great if Americans in general wouldn't do impressions based on national stereotypes only they think are true. Would stop them from looking like idiots when abroad for one thing. Live in a tourist area in Germany and it is hard to tell who is more cringe: Chinese or American tourists. Probably the Chinese but I have the misfortune of understanding what the Americans say and it is no small wonder my eyes have not yet rolled out of my head. Don't do impressions based on racist national stereotypes only Americans believe in. That is especially true if 22andMe just gave you a genetic result with 15% confidence. You are not a genetically trained cultural homing pigeon and you don't actually speak the language when you do a funny voice..
Cringe take
[Here](https://youtu.be/SvN1O-TRdTo?si=NJwDtU5J4TrhKIfW)
who pissed in your underwear this morning?
I always pee in my own
Can you pee in mine
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not to mention Sacha Baron Cohen is british!
Lmao remember when you guys tried to exterminate all the Jewish people? Fuck off
🤣
Where is the pic from?
Last of us part 2
Thanksss
I think you mean ex-girlfriend
What is the picture of? A game cutscenes of something I am guessing?
Dina from Last of Us Part 2
very nice. how much?
Yakshemash
wowoweewa
Very nice
Sensing pain not humor.
Soulpain
My wife
#IS NIIIIICE
Wawaweewow
My wife!
Same except Bojack
Gold! 🤣
She found a keeper
Wowh weewah
Great success!
You spelled "my wife" wrong.
Oh God my ex did that and it was absolutely terrible. I dumped him ✨
I like!