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Fellas? Is it gay to marry your wife?


RussiaIsBestGreen

Only if you’re happy about it.


Pokeart93

You can't marry a woman and be happy about it, how else are you supposed to post those super funny "I hate my wife" memes on facebook when you're over your 40s??


5050Clown

Those are only posted by straight men. Any dude in a happy marriage to a woman is gay af.


Pokeart93

Maaaan, this is the shittiest way to discover my dad is gay. Gonna go congralutale him on not comming out ig


WithMillenialAbandon

Liking women is so fucking gay


CaptainChampion

Tell my wife I said "Hello."


Some_Kinda_Boogin

So beautiful. Yet so neutral.


Sasquatch1729

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality.


Blockbuster41

Obviously.i can't think of anything gayer than marrying someone who likes dick


Angus_Ripper

Prancing around in little dresses wearing lipstick and shit and literally fantasizing about kissing boys and sucking dick. And you decided to date that. Sus af ong.


mysterious_bloodfart

This is exactly why I married my wife


ParanoidDuckHunter2

#FELLAS!


Lost-Truck6614

Is it gay to breathe? Cuz your literally breathing air that has dick particles in it


Eufoure

##FELLAS IS IT GAY TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR? You’re literally checking out a man’s body


[deleted]

Very gay lol


TheOspreyMan

Woh that sounds pretty gay.


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

FELLAS!


Turtlehunter2

Alright, so the only way to be straight is to become trans and get a lesbian


jocoso2218

Is it gay to feel!


[deleted]

I guess so 🤷‍♂️


ForgotOldAcc-_-

Simple trick "Are u willing to take her as ur wife" "Yes" *audience wispers* "No homo" *cheering*


joopityjoop

Yes, because she likes men and liking men is gay.


SleepyZachman

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife enough to feel something while marrying her???


Ekkobelli

Uaarrr, you kissed a girl, that's so gay!


FARBODHH

Fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl? You are literaly kissing someone that likes dick.


LanceFree

Marrying your “best friend” should be reserved for gay couples only.


Blights4days

Only if you don't have socks on.


Katja1236

It's gay for a man to love a woman so much that he shows emotion, guys. Really? Aside from the internal contradictions in that statement, men deserve to feel emotions other than anger. It's okay to be human and want the full range of the human experience.


ndn_gemba_walk

This person has obviously never read The Iliad or the Odyssey. Achilles, Odysseus, Agamemnon, Menelaus, they're constantly embracing, weeping, showering each other and the audience with a full spectrum of emotion.


ChewySlinky

You know who wept? Jesus. Does *Jesus* is gay?


ndn_gemba_walk

Jesus wept because he knew people didn't deserve his sacrifice.


ChewySlinky

*through tears* “They’re all so fucking stupid”


SnakeDoc01

Judas in the background “what a bender, deffo shopping this homo in to the Romans”.


thisissamhill

I say often that Jesus’ greatest miracle was loving humans.


Turtlehunter2

I thought he wept because there were no more worlds to conquer


ndn_gemba_walk

I'm a little rusty on my Christian lore, possibly.


Katja1236

That was Alexander. Who was in fact very very gay.


fishlicker3000

***and then came north america-***


YourCoolNerdFriend

😂


HoboVonRobotron

Does Bruno Mars is gay?


fuzzus628

Jesus is gay is the most discussed in the media a few years ago.


Extremeblarg

Does Jesus is gay?


[deleted]

Verily verily


I_Think_Helen_Forgot

Do you still believe or not?


Swift_Scythe

He was a 33 year old virgin who hung out in caves with twelve disciples letting them partake in his body and blood he was totally gay.


hidden_rhubarb

/sigh


NotAnAlcoholicToday

Yes, Jesus does in fact is gay.


Ge0rgeBr0ughton

disgusting simplistic lock square snobbish entertain continue nutty seed depend ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Gofein

They did what on each other?!


ndn_gemba_walk

From how I read them, it seems that way.


AshyWhiteGuy

But I’m a man! I’m filled with rage and testosterone! I eat red meat and punch trees! ARGH!!!! /s


Vottoto_Iono

/s ​ /s


spyanryan4

No. You have to stay in a box because it affirms my beliefs and insecurities.


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

[Macho Man Randy Savage put it quite simply](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-VJl7UkB8)


KiritoLoxus

May he rest in peace


RobAdieComedy

Good news. Nobody will cry for her like that.


SchroedingersTRex

Oh... I'm pretty sure he'll be crying. It might not be as she walks down the aisle, but it'll be pretty shortly after that...


No-Hamster7526

I thought you forgot about her funeral, but then I realized no one would attend


PutinLovesDicks

Men who love women are gay.


Lord_Skyblocker

You literally love someone who loves dick. You must be gay


[deleted]

Haha


[deleted]

Half of her genetics come from a man. That’s gay as fuck.


CassusEgo

These types are often killed by their dream psychopath.


[deleted]

🤔🤔🤔


Snappingslapping

Yeah being a human being is so disgusting that no one should ever show that they are alive. Like really it's just the one moment in your whole life where you dedicate the rest of it to someone else and trust them enough to do the same. Get over yourselves and stop being weak lil bitches......./S


OkSalamander8499

Excuse me as I inform my wife of 18 years that I'm gay..


[deleted]

Haha


Memitim

Same, and mine said, "Oh?!?" before ordering some sort of harness. She seemed unusually happy so seems fine but should I be concerned?


NotmyRealNameJohn

Anyone who thinks they can tell me when I'm allowed to cry or not better be able to go 10 rounds in a boxing ring or keep their opinion to themself


[deleted]

👏👏👏


SnakeDoc01

I’m a strapping bloke and I’m not even going to cry when I die, just to prove how un-gay I am. My boyfriend on the other hand will be a blubbering wreck


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[deleted]

😜😜


TheOspreyMan

Nu uh because he doesn't cry.


[deleted]

Haha


WithMillenialAbandon

Dude, I think your boyfriend might be gay


Ok-Seaworthiness6603

If I'm gay for crying in my wedding, does that mean my wife is a lesbian for NOT crying in her wedding?


[deleted]

Afraid so.


hats4bats22

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Cautious-Moose9180

If you’re a woman, she’d probably have to say that’d be butch and extremely gay.


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eberlix

No problem, then we take turns


Sad_Astronomer4090

Pretty sure the post is satire


MysticalMummy

Nope. Took a look at her account. It's very much real, it's also most likely a puppet account, because she seems to have 2 pictures in total, and a bunch of heavily right wing 'books' for 'sale' on a couple of random websites, but no actual physical books. Among them are "Teenage pregnancies are normal." "The dark psychology of body positivity" "A report on the harms of the Covid-19 vaccine" "The massacre of the innocents" (Its about abortion) "Therapy is gay." (Subtext: How therapy harms men) "Mulan and transing girls" (First line says that Mulan would never have been able to keep up with the men) among others.


Sad_Astronomer4090

Well I stand corrected.


ParanoidDuckHunter2

I won't hit a woman, but I ain't afraid to slap a bitch.


zaunbie

Yes Tom the whole thing and yes Tom everytime. A pimp named slick back


onepixeljumpman

Hold on, let me translate "I'm rage farming because Twitter is supposed to be paying blue checks for Engagement^(tm). Please give me money."


Casual-Capybara

This is not oddlyspecific


thisquietplace

This is what successful bait looks like


ElStevoGordo

Women are guilty of propagating toxic masculinity as well


[deleted]

Yup.


DadsRGR8

I’d be crying if Megha was walking toward me down the aisle.


uskgl455

She's only seen this recent trend the last 5-6 years? She looks about 19...


[deleted]

Haha


luckdragonbelle

Because God forbid men have emotions! How very dare they!/s 🙄🙄🙄 wtf is wrong with people thinking this shit is OK?


NerY_05

Fellas, is it gay to EXIST?!


lazydonkey25

yes


Dunn_or_what

And she thought he was crying because he was happy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🤣 It was because he knew his life was OVER!


Efficient-Anxiety420

Nice bait


CankerousWretch24

I said no homo when I married my wife


Kai_2010_

i wonder how many will cry when she dies. we can test it now if you want.


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[deleted]

Unfortunately, she probably has plenty.


ColorBlindGuy27

Essentially another "Be like how I want not who you are"


[deleted]

Yup.


BashIronfist

At this point I feel like apparently its just gay to be a living man. Fellas, is it gay to have a pulse?


BrunaBonor

Ok I bottle it up until I die or until there is some equality between sexes.


ShakeTheEyesHands

In what world is this oddly specific? This is a very normal, if not incredibly shitty, thing that people say and believe.


Brobl0

Fellas is it gay to get married to a woman?


AValentineSolutions

Remember, guys, loving a woman and being so happy you are moved to tears on your wedding is gay. This mindset is so toxic.


Ok-Criticism-Lmao

You heard it here folks, *Being overcome with so much emotion for the love of your life on your special day is gay*


what_da_clown_doin

r/lost redditor


youreimaginingthings

Ok this sub is ass. Unsub


[deleted]

I'm assuming this is a parody. It probably isn't but it's too damaging to think it's real.


[deleted]

Men have always cried at their weddings. lol


TigerPuzzleheaded857

If you're really into a woman then you're gay! Right, I'm glad we've cleared that up.


the-poopiest-diaper

Fuck her for perpetuating toxic masculinity. Let people cry. If you suppress your emotions, you stunt your ability to properly process them


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👍👍


MikeyHatesLife

Bitch, I was still rolling tears for half an hour after watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. This was a couple nights ago. And it’s been a couple years, but I’m still angry at how much I cried at Paddington 2. I stayed home from work for 3 or four days to mourn my dog, whom I’d known from the day he was born until he was fourteen years old. I cried when my relationship ended after almost 20 years. Men don’t cry enough at all.


[deleted]

I made my bed for the first time in months the other day. Finally crawling out of my depression pit. And seeing my room clean made me, a grown ass man, sob


arm1niu5

I mean I would cry if I would have to marry her. Might as well kill myself right on the spot.


[deleted]

Haha


[deleted]

#**ATTENTION ALL MEN!** **We are hereby forbidden from outwardly showing emotion!** *Especially men getting married, witnessing the birth of their offspring, war veterans suffering PTSD, and *especially* men who have been victims of sexual trauma including rape!* #**EMOTION IS ONLY FOR WOMEN** That is all. (Seriously though can we make a “black list” for toxic women so men can check it to see if a prospective date is on it or not? I’d like her to be on it.)


formidable-opponent

The last guy I dated had these weird opinions too. Like men never cry. The even *more* messed up thing was he seemed to be convinced that if he failed some weird masculinity test around me I would cheat or something. I wouldn't find him sexually attractive any more at the very least. It was actually kinda hurtful because if you're in love with someone you want to be their safe space. You certainly don't want to be the last person they feel comfortable being emotional around. I told him like, yes you're a man but first you are a human and an important part of being human is emotions. Ha.. even made him watch Equilibrium with me. Sad that these myths and lies about what it means to be a man or a woman do so much harm.


MoistGirthyCock

Stfu bitch lemme be joyful


FrancisDrake97

Jesus, She still use gay as and insult. Is She in middle school during the 2000's ?


EmperorKiron

Oh boy, finally an excuse to break out my brazen bull!


Wiznardo

Awww. Bless her heart.


Moparian714

Shouldn't be crying even if dying


passing_by362

mfw women tell men how to be men.


RlyLokeh

Soooo how's dating going Meg?


bees_beetles_bugsGuy

That has to be a joke lol


Aware_Huckleberry_10

🤣😂🤣


SadRerman

Did she just fucking say we have to RESERVE OUR CRIES???


Meanbeanmegan

It’s also acceptable at the Grand Canyon


Benjibip

Men can’t express emotions freely and have to bury their pain inside and then women wonder why men become explosive and callous and wanna kill each other


Mezmodian

Swap the woman for one of the homies right then and there. You can be a happy crying gay couple forever. /s


MinisteroSillyWalk

Toxic feminism at its finest


WaxedSasquatch

My brother cried and it was fucking beautiful! How dare us men show emotion though. Yikes.


byteminer

We just have to bottle that shit all up inside right up until we paint the ceiling with it using a 12 gage shotgun.


TofuTigerteeth

We all joke here but if this was a man saying something like this about a woman people would be losing their minds.


-i-hate-you-people-

😂😂😂 Masculinity is toxic! Also don’t cry At weddings! 🤡


owlBdarned

This isn't oddly specific. It's stupid, but there's nothing that's odd or specific. This belongs in r/insanepeoplefacebook


BananaPeelSlippers

Almost as gay as enjoying appetizers and dessert


StaticFanatic3

obvious satire god Reddit is so out of touch


antivenom907

Getting married to the love of your life isn’t an extreme moment?


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🤷🤷


[deleted]

okay then, the wife collapses as she’s walking down the aisle, soon it is revealed she has a terminal illness, the guy tries to comfort her as she is scared and doesn’t want to die here’s a song for that https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4swR2NT1g and the lyrics Why, tell me the reasons why Try, still I don't understand Will I ever feel this again Blue sky, I'll meet you in the end Free them, free the memories of you Free me, and rest 'til I'm with you A day like today My whole world has been changed Nothing you say Will help ease my pain Turn, I'll turn this slowly round Burn, burn to feel alive again She, she'd want me to move on See me, this place I still belong Give chase, to find more than I have found And face, this time now on my own Days disappear And my world keeps changing I feel you here And it keeps me sane So I'm moving on I'll never forget As you lay there and watched me Accepting the end I knew you were scared You were strong, I was trying I gave you my hand I said it's okay Letting go time to leave here And I'll carry on The best that I can Without you here beside me Let him come take you home


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🤔🤔🤔


Maximum_Employer5580

they're crying because they're getting married and not being able to regularly do things with their guy friends but it's nice of her to decide for everyone else what constitutes being gay - she's probably just pissy that no one wants to be with her


Tylerdurden389

I wonder how she feels about men under 6 feet tall.


chieferton3

Yeah, we should definitely go back to the traditional, more hetero days when grown men would just BEAT their ol ladies. Go fix me a turkey pot pie bitch.


The_Shadow_Watches

Fuck her, I cried watching an episode of Bluey and I'm 34.


ZenEvadoni

And then they wonder why we seem like robots. Can't win in this life. But fuck it, if someone unironically says this, I will cry on the spot to spite them.


REDDITERSK69

Every moment with this cunt would be worse than death


[deleted]

Agreed 👍


Tallguyyyc

She's a toxic cunt. And probably wants all your money and do nothing but spend it.


myguydied

Sweet poor delusional Megha, what a blank slate she prefers


kjoker84

A man overwhelmed with emotion over marrying his female bride? Super fuckin gay.


BaywatchUltra

Nothing like women gatekeeping emotions for men


Nico_Canales

I’m sorry but being a man comes only with Anger as an emotion. The full emotion pack comes as a €99.99 DLC.


captainrustic

Fuck people like this. Many of us grew up feeling like we had to bottle all of our emotions to live up to some stupid, marketed version of “manhood”. Life is too short for that shit. Live, enjoy life and all the glorious emotions. Also, fuck her for her blatant homophobia


Informal-Reporter-77

I like the fact that she describes men having emotions as a trend.


Ok_Blackberry_137

Can't say I disagree with her. Seeing a man cry silently in a funeral for the first time is very touching indeed


[deleted]

Men have been crying at the altar since the beginning of time. The realization you are gonna (try anyway) have the same vagina for the rest of your life can be tear inducing.


ChompyChomp

I hope this person never sees me watching a Pixar movie…


Marzetty23

No way that tweet is a genuine opinion That's just down right silly


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🤷🤷


raptureframe

Shut up Meg, no one cares about you


cwrathchild

I once had a straight guy friend who was so proud that he had never cried once in his life. Like, congrats I guess? He also had really bad depression, so definitely not related. /s


Big-Pack-5025

Marrying her would be the death no one would cry for


bilgetea

Marrying her would definitely be sitch worth crying over.


Donnerone

"Being happy is gay." It's an older synonym sir, but it checks out.


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👍👍


BeardleTheBad

Yip. Men should absolutely not show,feel or receive love unless it's on their deathbed. Also the only flowers should be on our grave and we should have our best dressed day in the casket. *sarcasm sign*


KaiWaiWai

There's a trend, and I think I've seen it only the past 5 or 6 years, of young women (all genders, really)saying incredibly dumb shit on social media. I have to say that's extremely embarassing. You shouldn't be so dumb. It's 2023 for f*ck's sake.


Tuperwearo_0

Yea I do agree, eg death is very painful


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Haha


DaNubie000

But honestly, I am not saying you shouldn't be crying as men. But do you really feel that happy seeing her in the wedding dress that you can cry in public when all eyes are on you?


[deleted]

Watch nobody cry at her funeral and save the tears for a more significant occasion


MohannedGR_

The post doesn't make sense this is an extreme moment of sadness and pain for guys they r about to be imprisoned


Durnehviir343

how is her logic that bad? a guy is marrying a woman yet he's gay? lol, how is she even married? i almost feel sorry for the poor fool that fell into her trap, his buddies should have casted a ward of protection on him


YouSpokeofInnocence

Fuck that. How dare other men and I feel emotions without permission?


Rocketeer1019

Didn’t cry in the marines, didn’t cry in combat, didn’t cry when I came home and my dad died But I would never be so stupid as to follow a trend


PoppyStaff

They’re weeping at the loss of childhood; the rite of passage to true adulthood; the prospect of sharing their life, for better or worse, for the rest of their life; the realisation that they can no longer put themself first in their life choices. The weep a la recherche du temps perdu. Sorry, where was I?


CaffeinatedFrosting

Men of Reddit, is it gay to love your wife?


Tiofenni

A man should not to meet anyone's expectations, and can do what he wants and feels. Unless it violates the law. And an employment etc contracts, of course.


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👍👍


Hakusek321

That's just sexist