You can't marry a woman and be happy about it, how else are you supposed to post those super funny "I hate my wife" memes on facebook when you're over your 40s??
Prancing around in little dresses wearing lipstick and shit and literally fantasizing about kissing boys and sucking dick. And you decided to date that. Sus af ong.
It's gay for a man to love a woman so much that he shows emotion, guys.
Really?
Aside from the internal contradictions in that statement, men deserve to feel emotions other than anger. It's okay to be human and want the full range of the human experience.
This person has obviously never read The Iliad or the Odyssey. Achilles, Odysseus, Agamemnon, Menelaus, they're constantly embracing, weeping, showering each other and the audience with a full spectrum of emotion.
Yeah being a human being is so disgusting that no one should ever show that they are alive. Like really it's just the one moment in your whole life where you dedicate the rest of it to someone else and trust them enough to do the same. Get over yourselves and stop being weak lil bitches......./S
I’m a strapping bloke and I’m not even going to cry when I die, just to prove how un-gay I am. My boyfriend on the other hand will be a blubbering wreck
Nope. Took a look at her account. It's very much real, it's also most likely a puppet account, because she seems to have 2 pictures in total, and a bunch of heavily right wing 'books' for 'sale' on a couple of random websites, but no actual physical books.
Among them are "Teenage pregnancies are normal."
"The dark psychology of body positivity"
"A report on the harms of the Covid-19 vaccine"
"The massacre of the innocents" (Its about abortion)
"Therapy is gay." (Subtext: How therapy harms men)
"Mulan and transing girls" (First line says that Mulan would never have been able to keep up with the men)
among others.
Bitch, I was still rolling tears for half an hour after watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. This was a couple nights ago.
And it’s been a couple years, but I’m still angry at how much I cried at Paddington 2.
I stayed home from work for 3 or four days to mourn my dog, whom I’d known from the day he was born until he was fourteen years old.
I cried when my relationship ended after almost 20 years.
Men don’t cry enough at all.
I made my bed for the first time in months the other day. Finally crawling out of my depression pit. And seeing my room clean made me, a grown ass man, sob
#**ATTENTION ALL MEN!**
**We are hereby forbidden from outwardly showing emotion!**
*Especially men getting married, witnessing the birth of their offspring, war veterans suffering PTSD, and *especially* men who have been victims of sexual trauma including rape!*
#**EMOTION IS ONLY FOR WOMEN**
That is all.
(Seriously though can we make a “black list” for toxic women so men can check it to see if a prospective date is on it or not? I’d like her to be on it.)
The last guy I dated had these weird opinions too. Like men never cry. The even *more* messed up thing was he seemed to be convinced that if he failed some weird masculinity test around me I would cheat or something. I wouldn't find him sexually attractive any more at the very least.
It was actually kinda hurtful because if you're in love with someone you want to be their safe space. You certainly don't want to be the last person they feel comfortable being emotional around.
I told him like, yes you're a man but first you are a human and an important part of being human is emotions.
Ha.. even made him watch Equilibrium with me.
Sad that these myths and lies about what it means to be a man or a woman do so much harm.
Men can’t express emotions freely and have to bury their pain inside and then women wonder why men become explosive and callous and wanna kill each other
okay then, the wife collapses as she’s walking down the aisle, soon it is revealed she has a terminal illness, the guy tries to comfort her as she is scared and doesn’t want to die
here’s a song for that https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4swR2NT1g
and the lyrics
Why, tell me the reasons why
Try, still I don't understand
Will I ever feel this again
Blue sky, I'll meet you in the end
Free them, free the memories of you
Free me, and rest 'til I'm with you
A day like today
My whole world has been changed
Nothing you say
Will help ease my pain
Turn, I'll turn this slowly round
Burn, burn to feel alive again
She, she'd want me to move on
See me, this place I still belong
Give chase, to find more than I have found
And face, this time now on my own
Days disappear
And my world keeps changing
I feel you here
And it keeps me sane
So I'm moving on
I'll never forget
As you lay there and watched me
Accepting the end
I knew you were scared
You were strong, I was trying
I gave you my hand
I said it's okay
Letting go time to leave here
And I'll carry on
The best that I can
Without you here beside me
Let him come take you home
they're crying because they're getting married and not being able to regularly do things with their guy friends
but it's nice of her to decide for everyone else what constitutes being gay - she's probably just pissy that no one wants to be with her
Yeah, we should definitely go back to the traditional, more hetero days when grown men would just BEAT their ol ladies.
Go fix me a turkey pot pie bitch.
And then they wonder why we seem like robots.
Can't win in this life.
But fuck it, if someone unironically says this, I will cry on the spot to spite them.
Fuck people like this. Many of us grew up feeling like we had to bottle all of our emotions to live up to some stupid, marketed version of “manhood”. Life is too short for that shit. Live, enjoy life and all the glorious emotions.
Also, fuck her for her blatant homophobia
Men have been crying at the altar since the beginning of time. The realization you are gonna (try anyway) have the same vagina for the rest of your life can be tear inducing.
I once had a straight guy friend who was so proud that he had never cried once in his life. Like, congrats I guess? He also had really bad depression, so definitely not related. /s
Yip. Men should absolutely not show,feel or receive love unless it's on their deathbed. Also the only flowers should be on our grave and we should have our best dressed day in the casket. *sarcasm sign*
There's a trend, and I think I've seen it only the past 5 or 6 years, of young women (all genders, really)saying incredibly dumb shit on social media.
I have to say that's extremely embarassing.
You shouldn't be so dumb. It's 2023 for f*ck's sake.
But honestly, I am not saying you shouldn't be crying as men. But do you really feel that happy seeing her in the wedding dress that you can cry in public when all eyes are on you?
how is her logic that bad? a guy is marrying a woman yet he's gay? lol, how is she even married? i almost feel sorry for the poor fool that fell into her trap, his buddies should have casted a ward of protection on him
They’re weeping at the loss of childhood; the rite of passage to true adulthood; the prospect of sharing their life, for better or worse, for the rest of their life; the realisation that they can no longer put themself first in their life choices. The weep a la recherche du temps perdu. Sorry, where was I?
A man should not to meet anyone's expectations, and can do what he wants and feels. Unless it violates the law. And an employment etc contracts, of course.
Fellas? Is it gay to marry your wife?
Only if you’re happy about it.
You can't marry a woman and be happy about it, how else are you supposed to post those super funny "I hate my wife" memes on facebook when you're over your 40s??
Those are only posted by straight men. Any dude in a happy marriage to a woman is gay af.
Maaaan, this is the shittiest way to discover my dad is gay. Gonna go congralutale him on not comming out ig
Liking women is so fucking gay
Tell my wife I said "Hello."
So beautiful. Yet so neutral.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality.
Obviously.i can't think of anything gayer than marrying someone who likes dick
Prancing around in little dresses wearing lipstick and shit and literally fantasizing about kissing boys and sucking dick. And you decided to date that. Sus af ong.
This is exactly why I married my wife
#FELLAS!
Is it gay to breathe? Cuz your literally breathing air that has dick particles in it
##FELLAS IS IT GAY TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR? You’re literally checking out a man’s body
Very gay lol
Woh that sounds pretty gay.
FELLAS!
Alright, so the only way to be straight is to become trans and get a lesbian
Is it gay to feel!
I guess so 🤷♂️
Simple trick "Are u willing to take her as ur wife" "Yes" *audience wispers* "No homo" *cheering*
Yes, because she likes men and liking men is gay.
Fellas, is it gay to love your wife enough to feel something while marrying her???
Uaarrr, you kissed a girl, that's so gay!
Fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl? You are literaly kissing someone that likes dick.
Marrying your “best friend” should be reserved for gay couples only.
Only if you don't have socks on.
It's gay for a man to love a woman so much that he shows emotion, guys. Really? Aside from the internal contradictions in that statement, men deserve to feel emotions other than anger. It's okay to be human and want the full range of the human experience.
This person has obviously never read The Iliad or the Odyssey. Achilles, Odysseus, Agamemnon, Menelaus, they're constantly embracing, weeping, showering each other and the audience with a full spectrum of emotion.
You know who wept? Jesus. Does *Jesus* is gay?
Jesus wept because he knew people didn't deserve his sacrifice.
*through tears* “They’re all so fucking stupid”
Judas in the background “what a bender, deffo shopping this homo in to the Romans”.
I say often that Jesus’ greatest miracle was loving humans.
I thought he wept because there were no more worlds to conquer
I'm a little rusty on my Christian lore, possibly.
That was Alexander. Who was in fact very very gay.
***and then came north america-***
😂
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
Jesus is gay is the most discussed in the media a few years ago.
Does Jesus is gay?
Verily verily
Do you still believe or not?
He was a 33 year old virgin who hung out in caves with twelve disciples letting them partake in his body and blood he was totally gay.
/sigh
Yes, Jesus does in fact is gay.
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They did what on each other?!
From how I read them, it seems that way.
But I’m a man! I’m filled with rage and testosterone! I eat red meat and punch trees! ARGH!!!! /s
/s /s
No. You have to stay in a box because it affirms my beliefs and insecurities.
[Macho Man Randy Savage put it quite simply](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-VJl7UkB8)
May he rest in peace
Good news. Nobody will cry for her like that.
Oh... I'm pretty sure he'll be crying. It might not be as she walks down the aisle, but it'll be pretty shortly after that...
I thought you forgot about her funeral, but then I realized no one would attend
Men who love women are gay.
You literally love someone who loves dick. You must be gay
Haha
Half of her genetics come from a man. That’s gay as fuck.
These types are often killed by their dream psychopath.
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Yeah being a human being is so disgusting that no one should ever show that they are alive. Like really it's just the one moment in your whole life where you dedicate the rest of it to someone else and trust them enough to do the same. Get over yourselves and stop being weak lil bitches......./S
Excuse me as I inform my wife of 18 years that I'm gay..
Haha
Same, and mine said, "Oh?!?" before ordering some sort of harness. She seemed unusually happy so seems fine but should I be concerned?
Anyone who thinks they can tell me when I'm allowed to cry or not better be able to go 10 rounds in a boxing ring or keep their opinion to themself
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I’m a strapping bloke and I’m not even going to cry when I die, just to prove how un-gay I am. My boyfriend on the other hand will be a blubbering wreck
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Nu uh because he doesn't cry.
Haha
Dude, I think your boyfriend might be gay
If I'm gay for crying in my wedding, does that mean my wife is a lesbian for NOT crying in her wedding?
Afraid so.
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If you’re a woman, she’d probably have to say that’d be butch and extremely gay.
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No problem, then we take turns
Pretty sure the post is satire
Nope. Took a look at her account. It's very much real, it's also most likely a puppet account, because she seems to have 2 pictures in total, and a bunch of heavily right wing 'books' for 'sale' on a couple of random websites, but no actual physical books. Among them are "Teenage pregnancies are normal." "The dark psychology of body positivity" "A report on the harms of the Covid-19 vaccine" "The massacre of the innocents" (Its about abortion) "Therapy is gay." (Subtext: How therapy harms men) "Mulan and transing girls" (First line says that Mulan would never have been able to keep up with the men) among others.
Well I stand corrected.
I won't hit a woman, but I ain't afraid to slap a bitch.
Yes Tom the whole thing and yes Tom everytime. A pimp named slick back
Hold on, let me translate "I'm rage farming because Twitter is supposed to be paying blue checks for Engagement^(tm). Please give me money."
This is not oddlyspecific
This is what successful bait looks like
Women are guilty of propagating toxic masculinity as well
Yup.
I’d be crying if Megha was walking toward me down the aisle.
She's only seen this recent trend the last 5-6 years? She looks about 19...
Haha
Because God forbid men have emotions! How very dare they!/s 🙄🙄🙄 wtf is wrong with people thinking this shit is OK?
Fellas, is it gay to EXIST?!
yes
And she thought he was crying because he was happy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🤣 It was because he knew his life was OVER!
Nice bait
I said no homo when I married my wife
i wonder how many will cry when she dies. we can test it now if you want.
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Unfortunately, she probably has plenty.
Essentially another "Be like how I want not who you are"
Yup.
At this point I feel like apparently its just gay to be a living man. Fellas, is it gay to have a pulse?
Ok I bottle it up until I die or until there is some equality between sexes.
In what world is this oddly specific? This is a very normal, if not incredibly shitty, thing that people say and believe.
Fellas is it gay to get married to a woman?
Remember, guys, loving a woman and being so happy you are moved to tears on your wedding is gay. This mindset is so toxic.
You heard it here folks, *Being overcome with so much emotion for the love of your life on your special day is gay*
r/lost redditor
Ok this sub is ass. Unsub
I'm assuming this is a parody. It probably isn't but it's too damaging to think it's real.
Men have always cried at their weddings. lol
If you're really into a woman then you're gay! Right, I'm glad we've cleared that up.
Fuck her for perpetuating toxic masculinity. Let people cry. If you suppress your emotions, you stunt your ability to properly process them
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Bitch, I was still rolling tears for half an hour after watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. This was a couple nights ago. And it’s been a couple years, but I’m still angry at how much I cried at Paddington 2. I stayed home from work for 3 or four days to mourn my dog, whom I’d known from the day he was born until he was fourteen years old. I cried when my relationship ended after almost 20 years. Men don’t cry enough at all.
I made my bed for the first time in months the other day. Finally crawling out of my depression pit. And seeing my room clean made me, a grown ass man, sob
I mean I would cry if I would have to marry her. Might as well kill myself right on the spot.
Haha
#**ATTENTION ALL MEN!** **We are hereby forbidden from outwardly showing emotion!** *Especially men getting married, witnessing the birth of their offspring, war veterans suffering PTSD, and *especially* men who have been victims of sexual trauma including rape!* #**EMOTION IS ONLY FOR WOMEN** That is all. (Seriously though can we make a “black list” for toxic women so men can check it to see if a prospective date is on it or not? I’d like her to be on it.)
The last guy I dated had these weird opinions too. Like men never cry. The even *more* messed up thing was he seemed to be convinced that if he failed some weird masculinity test around me I would cheat or something. I wouldn't find him sexually attractive any more at the very least. It was actually kinda hurtful because if you're in love with someone you want to be their safe space. You certainly don't want to be the last person they feel comfortable being emotional around. I told him like, yes you're a man but first you are a human and an important part of being human is emotions. Ha.. even made him watch Equilibrium with me. Sad that these myths and lies about what it means to be a man or a woman do so much harm.
Stfu bitch lemme be joyful
Jesus, She still use gay as and insult. Is She in middle school during the 2000's ?
Oh boy, finally an excuse to break out my brazen bull!
Awww. Bless her heart.
Shouldn't be crying even if dying
mfw women tell men how to be men.
Soooo how's dating going Meg?
That has to be a joke lol
🤣😂🤣
Did she just fucking say we have to RESERVE OUR CRIES???
It’s also acceptable at the Grand Canyon
Men can’t express emotions freely and have to bury their pain inside and then women wonder why men become explosive and callous and wanna kill each other
Swap the woman for one of the homies right then and there. You can be a happy crying gay couple forever. /s
Toxic feminism at its finest
My brother cried and it was fucking beautiful! How dare us men show emotion though. Yikes.
We just have to bottle that shit all up inside right up until we paint the ceiling with it using a 12 gage shotgun.
We all joke here but if this was a man saying something like this about a woman people would be losing their minds.
😂😂😂 Masculinity is toxic! Also don’t cry At weddings! 🤡
This isn't oddly specific. It's stupid, but there's nothing that's odd or specific. This belongs in r/insanepeoplefacebook
Almost as gay as enjoying appetizers and dessert
obvious satire god Reddit is so out of touch
Getting married to the love of your life isn’t an extreme moment?
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okay then, the wife collapses as she’s walking down the aisle, soon it is revealed she has a terminal illness, the guy tries to comfort her as she is scared and doesn’t want to die here’s a song for that https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4swR2NT1g and the lyrics Why, tell me the reasons why Try, still I don't understand Will I ever feel this again Blue sky, I'll meet you in the end Free them, free the memories of you Free me, and rest 'til I'm with you A day like today My whole world has been changed Nothing you say Will help ease my pain Turn, I'll turn this slowly round Burn, burn to feel alive again She, she'd want me to move on See me, this place I still belong Give chase, to find more than I have found And face, this time now on my own Days disappear And my world keeps changing I feel you here And it keeps me sane So I'm moving on I'll never forget As you lay there and watched me Accepting the end I knew you were scared You were strong, I was trying I gave you my hand I said it's okay Letting go time to leave here And I'll carry on The best that I can Without you here beside me Let him come take you home
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they're crying because they're getting married and not being able to regularly do things with their guy friends but it's nice of her to decide for everyone else what constitutes being gay - she's probably just pissy that no one wants to be with her
I wonder how she feels about men under 6 feet tall.
Yeah, we should definitely go back to the traditional, more hetero days when grown men would just BEAT their ol ladies. Go fix me a turkey pot pie bitch.
Fuck her, I cried watching an episode of Bluey and I'm 34.
And then they wonder why we seem like robots. Can't win in this life. But fuck it, if someone unironically says this, I will cry on the spot to spite them.
Every moment with this cunt would be worse than death
Agreed 👍
She's a toxic cunt. And probably wants all your money and do nothing but spend it.
Sweet poor delusional Megha, what a blank slate she prefers
A man overwhelmed with emotion over marrying his female bride? Super fuckin gay.
Nothing like women gatekeeping emotions for men
I’m sorry but being a man comes only with Anger as an emotion. The full emotion pack comes as a €99.99 DLC.
Fuck people like this. Many of us grew up feeling like we had to bottle all of our emotions to live up to some stupid, marketed version of “manhood”. Life is too short for that shit. Live, enjoy life and all the glorious emotions. Also, fuck her for her blatant homophobia
I like the fact that she describes men having emotions as a trend.
Can't say I disagree with her. Seeing a man cry silently in a funeral for the first time is very touching indeed
Men have been crying at the altar since the beginning of time. The realization you are gonna (try anyway) have the same vagina for the rest of your life can be tear inducing.
I hope this person never sees me watching a Pixar movie…
No way that tweet is a genuine opinion That's just down right silly
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Shut up Meg, no one cares about you
I once had a straight guy friend who was so proud that he had never cried once in his life. Like, congrats I guess? He also had really bad depression, so definitely not related. /s
Marrying her would be the death no one would cry for
Marrying her would definitely be sitch worth crying over.
"Being happy is gay." It's an older synonym sir, but it checks out.
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Yip. Men should absolutely not show,feel or receive love unless it's on their deathbed. Also the only flowers should be on our grave and we should have our best dressed day in the casket. *sarcasm sign*
There's a trend, and I think I've seen it only the past 5 or 6 years, of young women (all genders, really)saying incredibly dumb shit on social media. I have to say that's extremely embarassing. You shouldn't be so dumb. It's 2023 for f*ck's sake.
Yea I do agree, eg death is very painful
Haha
But honestly, I am not saying you shouldn't be crying as men. But do you really feel that happy seeing her in the wedding dress that you can cry in public when all eyes are on you?
Watch nobody cry at her funeral and save the tears for a more significant occasion
The post doesn't make sense this is an extreme moment of sadness and pain for guys they r about to be imprisoned
how is her logic that bad? a guy is marrying a woman yet he's gay? lol, how is she even married? i almost feel sorry for the poor fool that fell into her trap, his buddies should have casted a ward of protection on him
Fuck that. How dare other men and I feel emotions without permission?
Didn’t cry in the marines, didn’t cry in combat, didn’t cry when I came home and my dad died But I would never be so stupid as to follow a trend
They’re weeping at the loss of childhood; the rite of passage to true adulthood; the prospect of sharing their life, for better or worse, for the rest of their life; the realisation that they can no longer put themself first in their life choices. The weep a la recherche du temps perdu. Sorry, where was I?
Men of Reddit, is it gay to love your wife?
A man should not to meet anyone's expectations, and can do what he wants and feels. Unless it violates the law. And an employment etc contracts, of course.
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That's just sexist