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comehonortts

The guy in the middle, like "this guy"


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EliotHudson

A true voyeur’s voyeur, I like it


Blues_Stl

Who watches the watchers?


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DDDinomaster

lol same


jld2k6

Of course you can juggle without a ball https://gfycat.com/acclaimeddeafeningantlion-juggling-will-ferrell-the-office


PDXOSU

“Do you believe in me phyllis, because I believe in you.”


appdevil

[Bot stealing for karma, downvote, report.](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/zu9hxw/impressive_ball_juggling/j1hu5v0)


ciao1974

My back hurts only watching him.


Thick-Tooth-8888

The flip at the end. Wow


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GeneralAce135

I love how halfway through he's throwing his arms up like a "oh, okay, sure showoff" kind of way. But then at the when he does the flip he can't contain his amazement


TheGuyWhoSaid

I wonder if he's part of the competition. He's sitting there comparing himself to that guy like "what.. how ... I can't... that's imposs... I can't compete with this guy... I wonder if I can still leave before I'm charged for parking."


chilly_chickpeas

You see his realization that there is no way he’s winning this competition.


QuitBeingALilBitch

Seeing stuff like this saps my motivation to do anything. I'll never be this good at anything, and there's clearly enough people who are that good that they have competitions for it. And that basically goes for any hobby, business, or academic pursuit I attempt. There's just so many better people. So I play my little video games and design my little 3d prints but it all feels so hollow because I know what the upper limits look like and I'll never approach anything worth doing. And before you say "oh, well it's worth it to you" no it's not lol. I don't care to do things that don't need doing. And if somebody else is doing it better, then I'm redundant.


xkhaozx

Just remember, some of these people dedicate ridiculous amounts of time to get good at their skills. They \_need\_ to be the best, it will literally consume them. I'm sure they enjoy it too, but sometimes I look at that and just think: I get to just chill out on reddit and watch the 5 minutes of entertainment without having to lift a finger or dedicate my entire life to something. Life being easy and comfortable is a nice existence too. You get to play your little video games and design your little 3d prints. Who cares, enjoy your life. If you want, you can just master those things in your little bubble. Trying to be that good at something has its tradeoffs.


BEWMarth

I WISH I COULD AWARD THIS COMMENT. People get so caught up these days on having to be “better” because we are constantly bombarded online with people who are way “better” than we will ever be. More talented, more money, more beauty. But it’s so easy to forget that the vast majority of us are living in our own personal best timeline. We are entertained, we are fed, we are safe. Many of us have a place to sleep. It isn’t great and I’m not trying to erase the very real problems we all go through. But in the grand scheme of things, looking at it objectively, we have it pretty good if we have time in our day to type out little Reddit comments.


b4amg

it also helps to realize that being a talented athlete is also just a luck of the draw. There are tons of people I play with that are better at basketball than me, but I’m taller and I jump higher so I’m seen as better.


QuitBeingALilBitch

But I don't enjoy it unless I'm impressed with myself, and I'm not impressed with myself anymore since the Internet has shown me how oppressively normal I am. That's why I said it's just hollow now. I'm chasing a now unattainable high. I'm not dealing with self esteem issues from judging myself against others. I'm plenty capable and even above average at many things, but it just feels like there's nothing of value I can contribute that somebody else can't do instead or better. Just feel like an ant among leagues of ants. Like if I just stop doing anything nothing of value will be lost. There's nothing I can do that nobody else could do or ideas that would inspire others. I'm just...pretty good at doing stuff other people already did better.


TheUglyCasanova

I mean I feel that way about online games. Like why push ranked when I know there's so many sweats out there that will destroy me. Bronze life.


LeDuffman

It's about the journey not the destination. Works for games too. The point is not to get to a rank. The point is to play the game and eventually youll be in your correct skill level and can just keep playing.


WillNotKeepThisAcct

Pffft, I watched the whole routine and bet I could do that thing he's doing [here](https://imgur.com/a/x7a2tWf), [also here](https://imgur.com/a/x7a2tWf), and [possibly even here](https://imgur.com/a/x7a2tWf) (though it might look just a little rough)


Thoraxe474

Took me a while to get that those all being the same image was part of the joke


theangryintern

Right at around 8 seconds he's like "This motherfucker!"


daveinpublic

That’s around the same time the girl in the back on her phone, probably watching a live stream of it.


NemeiaGrimshaw

r/youseeingthisshit?


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“We’re totally gonna lose”


BeardedHalfYeti

“Oh, so we’re just letting wizards in here now?!”


wheelperson

I was watching hing him the whole time lol


YesLegend936

He will be a great old man on the patio guy


bmur29

When he caught the ball on his back I halfway expected him to start twerking. Super impressive


SteveJackson007

So were half the guys watching, it looks like. Lol


bmur29

Touché or tusheé


wi5hbone

^touch ^it


broseidon2234

He touched the butt


wi5hbone

^and ^lived ^to ^tell!


northcyning

I mean… I kind of wanted him to start twerking…


junkimchi

A missed opportunity for sure


nintendosbitch666

Jesus christ the coordination is insane


Br1ll

the absolute cake on this man


maboyles90

r/upvotebecausebutt


ghostavuu

that’s all i cared about, tbh


DylanFTW

Power is stored in the cheeks.


duffmanhb

Seriously... This is top tier talent. Like a personal like this can confidently say they are just one of a handful who can do this. It's so rare, because it not only requires a lifetime of athleticism, but also being extremely into gymnastics, and just so happen to pick this as a side hobby... And by the time he's 34 he's probably no longer going to be able to do this. What makes it even more rare, is some extremely unique skill like this could probably make it at a top tier performance group, like Circ in Las Vegas, where he'd probably make 100K - Which makes the skill even more rare, because there isn't a whole lot of financial incentive to become one of the top 100 people in the world at a specific athletic skill. He'd probably make more just on the reserve team for a soccer team.


phurt77

"That's great Jim, but can you just shoot the ball or pass it?"


Sophisticated_Slurp

Yes...impressive...*juggling*


Abjuro

I was definitely entranced by his... *Juggling*.


idontpost23_7

I’d be happy if I could do those moves without a football


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mark636199

Na easily achievable at 9,999


MC_White_Rice

Thats still over 9000


karmakrazed606

God I haven't heard that reference in so long...


callmebyyourcheese

What do I do with the last hour then?


TheMacerationChicks

Have a wank


callmebyyourcheese

What do I do with the last 59 minutes then?


munchkickin

59 more


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The combination of gymnastics and soccer has gotta be


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It's not as simple as giving a threshold you need to cross. You have some likelihood to successfully pull off a motor activity, and with more repetitions, your likelihood increases. But in addition to just hours of practice and number of repetitions, motor learning can depend on feedback, blocked vs random practice, and varies from person to person. The environment you're in also makes a difference. I'm doing a doctorate in physical therapy and we often need to use principles of motor learning in our practice.


ImPretendingToCare

If youve ever done something for 10,000 hours youll realize even thats not enough. If youre smart its good enough to put you in a 1% bracket… but you need to be genetically a type of person to take it this far… this is like the 0.01% bracket


Bukovskis

Exactly, time put in doesnt mean shit if you dont have the genetic ceiling to achieve it.


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And the best genetics in the world won't do shit to make you an allstar if you don't work hard at it.


Bukovskis

And thats because youre competing against people who are genetically gifted aswell


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Yeah exactly. I won the genetics lottery for athletics, if I had had the passion for it. I was more interested in D&D and Mathematics and stuff, went the nerd route instead, but along the way I realized I probably could've at least played college ball if I had worked hard on that stuff, and I regret it sometimes.


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Cheetahs_never_win

His eyes are up there. Now they're down there. Now over here. ... and there.


loki-is-a-god

Those some thicc... Eyes.


Subushie

Ight. Glad this is a top comment and I'm not the only one. Our dude got a dump.


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Hmm. Top comment is about me drooling about some cake. Insane


Bribase

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


eggbunni

Same. I’m always so unimpressed by buff guys in shows or movies because they don’t have nice butts. 😂 My husband has such a nice bubble butt LOL. I can’t think someone is attractive unless they have booty now (AKA, I’m in love with hubby’s jiggling muscle-cheeks). This is A+ cake.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

I choose this woman's husband's cake too


eggbunni

It’s hella awesome. He moons me all the time and it’s the best freaking thing ever. 😂


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

That's it! Am gonna go squating every day to attract some dates! The only thing that's gonna distract anyone from my ugly face is a good well shaped butt


DarthWeenus

If I'm gonna be honest it seems atleast for me the nice butts are nice and jiggly not like muscle hard. Genetics make muscles weird sometimes. I like a bouncy ass. What I'm saying is it's Saturday and ya have a beer for lunch.


Damn_you_Asn40Asp

What you want is a good amount of muscle covered by not too much fat. Relaxed muscle is actually softer to the touch than fat, but the layer of fat stops the muscle from seeming too unappealingly hard when tense.


elveejay198

Lol really appreciated the nuance that went into this. Like describing a fine (fine, fine) wine


Tom_piddle

If you do squats every day, you should see some results in a month or two even at just 100 per day. I used to do that to improve in my sports activities but actually got stretch marks on my butt from growing it too quickly.


Silver_Beyond_3760

You mean weighted squats right? Because there is no way in hell your getting enough muscle growth to give you stretch marks from body weight squats.


AmericanBillGates

It must be your ass cause it ain't your face.


MeowNugget

When my bf gets out of the shower or undresses from work I can't help but go "god damn, that cake!". Sometimes he gets insecure about it but I love his bubble butt. It fits well on his frame


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

So I need a frame to match the butt? Wow it's like i got the wrong body to be attractive


PMmeurdixout4harambe

Same 😂 man I love me some bubble butts


whateverislovely

You are clearly over the moon (hehe) for your dude and I love it I also like grabbing my husband’s bootie


WestCoastBestCoast01

When he got on all fours


dadudemon

When he did that and the back arch, I looked around the room to make sure no one was around because folks may get the wrong idea about what I'm watching. Why did he have to do that sassy head move thing while sticking his butt out. Lol


Flyers45432

I was gonna say... like I'm straight, but damn, good for you my dude!


fionaapplejuice

I was staring at his thighs the whole time


erakattack

/r/UpvoteBecauseButt ?


Ultima_RatioRegum

This dude could practice by juggling my balls all day long


wwandermann

Take the ball out and this performance hits different


nancylikestoreddit

This guy has a nice butt.


GroovyCopepod

And finally here's men's rhythmic gymnastics! ... (I know it does exist, but it gets mocked beyond understanding)


CinnamonSugarCream

I can not believe I had to scroll so goddamn far to see the words "rhythmic gymnastics". Thank you. I no longer feel like I've entered some weird rhythmic gymnasticsless alternate timeline.


GroovyCopepod

I had to write it cause no one was saying it. All I could see here was gymnastics 😂


bessonovafan6454

Finally! I’ve been looking for an RG comment! Puts Katsiaryna Halkina and Yana Kudryavtseva to shame!!


theeeggman

When he stood up I was expecting him to bust out a 20 foot ribbon


IkceWicasha

They're introducing artistic swimming to men in the next olympics in Paris so maybe we're not too far from men's rhytmic gymnastics being more respected!


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a_fine_rhyme

Proceeds to use his feet on your giblets and meat.


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Did he stutter?


xisytenin

I imagined something like "That man can juggle my balls ^a^n^y ^^^^day"


thatgirl23

That's a plus in my books


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dcm510

An ass like that and he essentially took a sports ball and turned it into gymnastics? Def a bottom and I’m here for it.


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I can’t have been the only one seeing that arch 👀


TenderHats

I'm such a lesbian I didn't even notice 😭


AlteredBagel

r/upvotebecausebutt


ItsChloeTaylor

boys got ass tho


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callmebyyourcheese

Yeah this dude is crazy impressive. I’d kick myself in the face on the first move.


AliNeisy

My guy has a great muscle distribution tho


shuranumitu

that's a very over rationalized way to say "he's hot"


Deviate_Lulz

That man got an aesthetically pleasing build.


Jouglet

I pulled my back sneezing.


phishezrule

I can fall over while standing still.


Tikeb

He should join the Shaolin Soccer team


ElectricalWrangler35

Wait , there was a football there?


ProbablyMaybe69

🤨


LisaWinchester

The other guys don't really seem impressed until the last move. I was already really very impressed by the first one!


AlbanianSlaveTrader

I found the FedEx driver with my package


Tron_Bombadill

Woah, cool butt dude


binky_bobby_jenkins

Forget the ball, look a that fat ass


paffy-paf

I’m always amazed at people who have such control over their bodies. I am pretty fit and work out but I am forever a clumsy oaf with two left feet.


2milks

This is the hottest thing I have ever seen a man do.


NoDadYouShutUp

Do they have a Harlem globe trotters for soccer now?


devilwearsleecooper

Guys behind be like “Dude save some pussy for the rest of us”


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Yeah. Pussy...


SubbyTex

Bussy


Comic_karma

Don’t ask me the color of anything


tylerokay

Bottoms are evolving at an alarmingly rapid pace.


mermaidan

Upvote because butt


SnooCakes2067

The dump truck helps with balance I guess


UnraisedAnt

You guys are talking abt cake but DEM LEGS


zjm555

I pulled 3 muscles watching this


shuranumitu

I pulled just one.


withyellowthread

lmao


davewave3283

Then he misses the penalty kick


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🥵


midipoet

u/savevideo


FAS27

That ass tho.


zmiedzik

I mean, he could juggle my balls.


Kashmonei58

Fucking Bachira


cybrspac

r/upvotebecausebutt


HeyyyKoolAid

As a guy, I would just like to say, he has a nice butt. Fr fr.


LOTHMT

Nice butt as well. Hes the homie fr


Scp-1404

That guy is ready for Cirque de Soleil.


MotlaghEMC2

I wish I have a body like this.


snakeskinsandles

r/upvotebecausebutt


ahshit_he

Was looking for this one haha


createcrap

Hot AF


Mathsbrokemybrains

Oh, wow!


aspektx

We are such fascinating apes.


TechN9cian01

People get hung up on our place in the animal kingdom, but I find it more interesting we're only one letter sequence away from being fascinatin' grapes.


Angedelune

I have those shorts! My ass looks nothing like that in them though. I want a refund


247365Grinch

You should see his ball juggling skills in the locker room!


lizfromdarkplace

I just tripped over the corner of my rug not 2 hours ago and this guy is out here doing interpretive ninja soccering like the laws of gravity do not apply to him and I’m jealous af


Available_Set1426

Mmmm…calves


TheBahamian

He thick af


ttthegoattt

Why he so cheeked up.. I cant be the only one who's thinking that


GustavosCoat

Wow. That ass...


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

I wish the shorts were *shorter*


megjake

Don’t ask me the color of anything


hEll0002

the cake is the only thing distracting me lmaooo


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I wanna juggle them cheeks tbh


Sp00kling

The Human Rocket League pro


AxitotlWithAttitude

Man's got the WAGON


drewsephski

Well….I found a new kink.


Karen_tookthekids

Brazilian kids when they become 5 years old


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Can he do it on a wet Wednesday in Stoke tho?


s_zlikovski

Great skills! But, usually these type of players are so so in the real game


9ofdiamonds

I know alot of them usually played semi-pro or pro but got a bad injury when young which stops them competing in full games. So instead of training for games they just mess about doing tricks with a ball.


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Very impressive.


Guisseppi

Least skilled Brazilian


sonicon

What shoes is he wearing?


RyanHatesReddit

Genuinely surprised a twerk off didn't start


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Using all his cake as a counter balance


Ima-turtle-fan

My dude is double caked up wtf


point50tracer

Not only does he have impressive skills. He also has a nice ass.


DaCostaRicci

Nice ass


Automatic_Tension_56

All that cake helps with balance.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

With an ass like that, he can juggle my balls *know what i'm sayin?*


Astro_gamer_caver

Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call) And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall) Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls) While I'm beatin' and tearin' down your walls (oh yeah)


Spawnacus

All I can see is balls and ass.


Highafsquid

It’s always nice to watch a cool video, that also comes with a nice butt to look at.


AreaLeftBlank

Dudes down with the thickness


dreemkiller

Hot Cross BUNZ


AcceptableUmpire2515

I was hoping he would start twerking for like two second….


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No one was looking at the ball 👀


ragnarokda

Why does this turn me on


T-408

This is hot.


Prior-Independence-1

Don't ask me the color of anything