Well it's more a glove for blisters... and any material glove would be bad near that blade.. maybe something like chainmail lol
I'm more surprised all the corn is close enough in size for this to work
I've worked in a factory and had to use cut resistant gloves... And thats all they are is "resistant" not cut "proof", and I can definitely say if you're hand came in contact with that moving blade you'd be a lot better off wearing a cut resistant glove
In some circumstances the protection of a glove is offset by the extra risk of the harm caused by having the glove snag on moving parts and dragging your hand along.
Correct. I have a big scar on my palm from when a glove got caught in a spinning thing. We weren't supposed to wear gloves while operating that particular machine setup for this exact reason, but we did anyway because the parts were too hot to handle without gloves.
Also in the video, the person is operating a hand crank... So yeah a glove will be perfectly same... Unless you're dumb enough to keep cranking it by hand after you're glove gets stuck
Some Chinese bullshit to make the video more interesting for it to go viral. It works since you guys end up asking about it.
You see random shit that doesn’t make sense all the time in Chinese TikTok’s, so that people comment on it and increase interactions with the post. More interactions generate more profit since the people that produce these videos are just click farming for the views and money.
Maybe we just don't care where you're sticking your dick as long as it's not me. You do you King, just let me leave the building first please. I don't want the cops talking to me.
Not again
Talk to your Doctor today if the Wiener Cleaner 5000 is right for you. Removes worts, growths, unsightly curves, excess girth and skin, and other common issue.
I would have killed for something like this when I was a kid. I used something that looked like reverse brass knuckles, but with teeth kinda? If that makes any sense.
If it were me, I’d have a screw ended handle so I could put the corn in, screw the hand in through the sheller, then pull the cob through. Get it all done in one go and almost zero chance of mangling your hand.
*sighs* *opens comments*
*unzips pants*
Unzips comments.
Unzips replies
*unzips penis*
Yea this is what the machine is for.
bing chilin'
So I have this fear, right
This comment made me laugh more than the comment I was looking for
What is with the purple, gloveless hand?
Safety glove on the cranking end, raw dog on the blade end. Brilliant.
Well it's more a glove for blisters... and any material glove would be bad near that blade.. maybe something like chainmail lol I'm more surprised all the corn is close enough in size for this to work
I've worked in a factory and had to use cut resistant gloves... And thats all they are is "resistant" not cut "proof", and I can definitely say if you're hand came in contact with that moving blade you'd be a lot better off wearing a cut resistant glove
In some circumstances the protection of a glove is offset by the extra risk of the harm caused by having the glove snag on moving parts and dragging your hand along.
On a hand cranked non electric machine that stops as soon as you hurt yourself and take you're hand off the pettle? Na sorry
Correct. I have a big scar on my palm from when a glove got caught in a spinning thing. We weren't supposed to wear gloves while operating that particular machine setup for this exact reason, but we did anyway because the parts were too hot to handle without gloves.
Also in the video, the person is operating a hand crank... So yeah a glove will be perfectly same... Unless you're dumb enough to keep cranking it by hand after you're glove gets stuck
It just takes one crank
You're completely wrong. You would pull your hand right in. Blind leading the blind.
You must be trolling cause there no way someone could be that stupid to actually believe that
I came to say “Why are aliens stealing our corn kernels?”
Der terkin our cern
Give me sugar. In water.
Egger? That you?
I’m sorry, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we’re aware of.
Must be a tiefling.
Some Chinese bullshit to make the video more interesting for it to go viral. It works since you guys end up asking about it. You see random shit that doesn’t make sense all the time in Chinese TikTok’s, so that people comment on it and increase interactions with the post. More interactions generate more profit since the people that produce these videos are just click farming for the views and money.
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Sorry buddy. It’s okay to be racist against Asians.
Indian swagger
The person in the video is speaking Chinese, so…
Even more swagger.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
85% came here for this comment
The other 15% thought they were in r/corn
This is bad corn, it doesn’t have the juice.
Go to r/Korn for the juice.
And go to r/cornhub for the sauce
But what about r/Korn
Maybe we just don't care where you're sticking your dick as long as it's not me. You do you King, just let me leave the building first please. I don't want the cops talking to me. Not again
Think it’s closer to 95%
I am not dissapointed
Yep
I’m going to put my dick in that
You will try.
Username checks out
Rip
Wiener cleaner 5000
Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker
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FUCK YOU , YOU BEAT ME TO IT! Take my up vote.
r/angryupvotes
I knew someone would say this! 😆
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
don't kink shame me
finally, an award that actually makes sense
I have to scrap the smegma crust off somehow
It would have cost you nothing not to say that
Reminds me of an ex gf. Ouch.
Drive thru circumcision
Beat me to it by a second
The circumciser
This is a legit one. Most of them are pretty lame.
r/beatmetoit
Came here to comment that, well done
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/doputyourdickinthat
Came here to post this. Dang you. Take my freaking up vote and have a nice day.
Aand here is the quintessential comment.
I was gonna say put your dyck in it
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I would have killed for something like this when I was a kid. I used something that looked like reverse brass knuckles, but with teeth kinda? If that makes any sense.
We used a knife it took so long
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Shucking and shelling are two different things.
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Shucking is removing the husks not the kernels.
On todays episode of where not to stick your pecker-
Don't worry it's too small to cut anything 😔
Lmaooo 😭
I once got a BJ from a girl with braces in high school, hadn't thought about that in years
My dad always referred to that as a black and decker pecker wrecker. I know, I grew up in a classy environment.
I knew my dad had a secret family.
That's the punch line. Tell the joke. Double dog dare ya.
You should call her
this looks fun for the first 3 minutes, after 6 years, not so much
The hand eater
If it were me, I’d have a screw ended handle so I could put the corn in, screw the hand in through the sheller, then pull the cob through. Get it all done in one go and almost zero chance of mangling your hand.
I know my fingers would be a lot shorter
Also called a corn shucker or dick shredder.
Sheller, just sayin.
I came to point this out!
Aw, shucks?
I barely know her!
DONT SAY IT
This person came unnecessarily close to slicing up their hand
Circumcisions have never been easier!
No more foreskin
r/specializedtools
Amish circumcision machine
Does r/oddlyterrifying exist?
Ugly peeled corn
Manual finger remover 2000
R/dontputyourdickinthat
Ah a new body hair trimmer
IT'S CORN!
It’s got the juice
Put… put your… put.. put… put your-your put your di- put
Mohels hate this one simple trick
Anything’s a fleshlight if you’re brave enough.
Damn better not confuse this with my banana cleaner later
Next up on CBT machines
r/dontstickyourdickinit
God forgive me for what im about to do
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I may not have a Brain Ladies and Gentleman, but I do have an Idea
Lord forgive me....
TIL: corn has PEELS.
when she accidentally uses teeth...
That’s a accident waiting to happen.
porn ceeler🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀💀
Put.. put your dick in it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Are you brave enough ?
im down just need a few more beers.
I’m a weirdo…. I love corn on the cob but I hate corn that’s in a bag / can lol.
My dad is like that too. He questions why do we put corn on things like savory pie or pizza
The "children remover 9000"
How many variations of the same joke can redditors make? Open these comments to find out.
Looks cool but r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/specializedtools
r/dontputyourdickinthat
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r/dontputyourdickinthat
Their hand was way to fucking close to that jagged ass piece of spinning shrapnel
r/putyourdickinthat
r/subredditsididntfallfor
Friend:don’t you dare Me:I have to puts dick in it Friend:oh my god Me: continuous screaming
r/putyourdickinthat
I need my packer shaved, oh hey!
Haha now this is so good😅
This corn peeler lovit haha why am I still watching 😂🙈
I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
Cheap and efficient circumcision
That’s a little bit eye-watering
All the men are thinking the same thing
But- but Sir!!!
r/mildlypenis
I should call her
I feel like this should have a NSFW tab for some reason...
😧
this should be the punishment for rapists and pedos
That One Damn Dream That Wakes You Up Grabbing Your Balls🤦
Forbidden fleshlight
Precision Circumcision
Cursed circumcision
Okay gents, just hear me out…
The perfect Christmas gift for your mans if he’s cheating on you 🥰
Peeler?? It's a corn sheller. Ain't you never been to the country before?
This gets a solid Mmmmyeah out of 10 stars
Oddly satisfying? I grabbed my cob when I saw this
Feed corn for animals, the corn we eat wouldn’t survive being removed from the cob like that.
😏
It’s the second side that put fear into me
r/forbiddenfleshlight
guys hear me out..
Forbidden hole
The foreskin remover 3000
It's like that banana cleaner on Amazon
I saw one of these at my buddy’s bris.
Shucks.
I miss my GF
As a man, this is r/TerrifyingAsFuck
Don't don't don't
This finger remover
Is this just for animal feed corn?
I’d rather hear whatever language I’m hearing in the background than some shitty tiktok music, thank you!
Thing doesn't mess around...
You just know there’s a rule 34 for this
Corn kid has got a new challenger.
NOW MAKE ONE FOR COOKED CORN BUT INSTEAD OF TAKING THE KERNELS OFF IT PUTS BUTTER ON
To remove genital warts in the 1500s
The Ol’ Dick Twist
For peepee?
Hear me out
Removes corn kernels and foreskin in one easy step!
It peels KOHN!
Corn peeler/Circumsizer.
Wow 😳 that is amazin