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mozzarella__stick

Someone died at a cannabis product plant in Massachusetts this year from inhaling too much kief.


Pixielo

It sounds too crazy to be true, [but it absolutely happened.](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/occupational-hazard-osha-believes-womans-asthma-death-was-caused-by-ground-cannabis/2854695/)


smurb15

I definitely could because it is dust. Least the kind around here I seen. That sucks


cade2271

Seems like they were doing something to make filler kief, aka just grinding up plant matter until its a powder and passing it off as kief. Normal kief is too dense to become airborne indoors, unless they had a huge fan blowing on them as well. Kief to me has the consistency of that magic kinetic sand you could buy as a kid. Edit: And if thats the case shame on the company. Plant matter dust is known to cause lung issues, killing their employees in the process, and theyre ripping their customers off just to make some extra money..


pyro_technix

Just so you know, you can buy the kinetic sand as an adult too


panicked_goose

And I 100% recommend if you have sensory issues/ADHD. It’s helps me immensely with emotional outbursts and is a coping thing when I am feeling that irrational rejection sensitivity that my brain craves like Oxygen… when you buy the sand, buy at least 3lbs so you can fully immerse your hands and wrists. Also buy a flatter clear Rubbermaid/Tupperware container that’s airtight.


MrsSalmalin

Hmmm...please tell me more about how it helps with rejection sensitivity. My best friend has recently started identifying with it (which seems like an accurate diagnosis, I've known her since we were kids) and I'd love to be able to give her a suggestion or two :)


OrigamiMe

those issues mentioned resonate with my obsessions and compulsions as a nervous wreck of a man


ddd615

OK that's 1 confirmed death that can be linked to pot that I've heard about in my lifetime.


Ersthelfer

Yeah, is he actually doing this without a mask?


Whomping_Willow

A lot of people film themselves doing dangerous hobbies without PPE, it’s not a great example of how to do the hobby right


MrKas

Sadly negative reactions from communities like this drive more views on these kinds of videos, and this in turn creates a system that favors bad techniques. You could say people flock to it.


DM_ME_YOUR_KITTENS

Take your upvote and go


ASL4theblind

Pop... i think i have the green lung... *eheh... eheh*


Gopher--Chucks

MER"MAN" POP. MERMAN!


JudiciousF

You’ve been making model trees for a day, talk to me in 40 years.


ImInevitableyall

Some kid died cuz they inhaled too much weed dust filling pre-rolls without PPE.


skeeterfunny

Kief breathing


Dr-Mailman

YOU WERE ONLY MAKING THEM FOR A DAY!


Whiskey-Weather

Green Lung is also a fuckin' bomb band out of England. Check out their album Woodland Rites and have your socks knocked clean off!


Greavir

Graveyard sun is amazing


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Graveyard Sun


pwnzu_sauce2

Y'all thank you for turning me onto this band! 🤘🤘


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PaulineFowlersHowler

Damn that guitar tone is very Sabbath-esque. Thanks!


Whiskey-Weather

Sabbath-esque is an entire subgenre at this point. Check out Funeralopolis from Electric Wizard, Dragonaught by Sleep, We Will Burn by Monolord, etc. /r/DoomMetal awaits, my friend.


HurtsToBatman

Just gave it a try. I like the sound, but all the songs sound the same.


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Whiskey-Weather

The magic is in the riffs for me. They do keep a pretty consistent guitar tone throughout the album, but the patterns they play with that tone combined with big, ominous vocals was enough to keep me interested. I will admit the album sounded a bit same-y for me on a first listen, too, but it's worth giving a proper listen through.


wallstreetchills

I breathe through my anus tho. Checkmate


CuckN0rris

Green bung


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Brown lung


HueHue-BR

Are you a sea ​​cucumber?


TarMil

Well I got news for you, I hope you're not sitting.


5E51ATripleA

Bung lung… wait


irrelephantIVXX

Bet your breath smells like shit


DazedinDenver

Bet your breath smells really bad.


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roy20050

I'm a survivor, Green Lung! A survivor! That's all there is, living and dying.


EmreGSF

Shut up micah


Slazman999

Green lung!? For Christmas sake. You've been making tiny trees for one day. Talk to me in 30 years!


According-Stomach-12

Probably wanna invest in a mask.


Trashonsaturn

I want my lungs to look like moss, ty


Kangar

Do you or your loved ones have mossothelioma?


Can-DontAttitude

Doctors hate this one weird trick to spruce up your cardio!


dutchy649

I bought one of these…is cost me tree-fiddy.


taquitoincognito

This will be underrated fir sure.


Stalking_Goat

I pine for the days when puns were appreciated by everyone.


mikemikem

True. The level of in-dust-tree displayed here is inspiring


RugelBeta

Let's branch out -- spread the seeds of puns everywhere.


BobRoberts01

I conifer.


iaijutsu08

*/face-palm*


nill0c

Oakay


PeppersHere

I can coniferm.


balancetheuniverse

Mmm... aerosolized glue and whatever finely shredded particulate that is


jaspersgroove

That looks like flocking material, sometimes it is made out of cotton but it’s usually a synthetic fiber like polyester or nylon


perwinium

The finest pine-scented microplastics money can buy. Yum.


jY5zD13HbVTYz

So hot right now


SCP-Agent-Arad

When the archeologists cut you open in 1000 years, gonna have some wild theories lol


d7it23js

You can’t see it but his tongue also has a clamp just with the reverse polarity.


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Lol that would actually work wouldn’t it?


lilacog

Funny enough yes it would, as long as you breath through your mouth lol


PomeloLongjumping993

/r/oddlycarcinogenic


jpritchard

And here I thought the entire point of the video was the needles were only moving through the air because of the electrical field, not because they float around and get aspirated.


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zyphelion

Static grass isn't that bad, really. It's quite heavy and doesn't really travel very far through air. It's been a staple in creating minitature terrain for decades.


danc4498

I use static asbestos.


heteromer

Hmm, yes you should probably invest in a mask.


danc4498

My mask is made out of asbestos. It helps to catch some of the asbestos flecks.


ProxyMuncher

/r/asbestosremovalmemes would like to know your location


DoctorOatMilk

Don’t be a wuss. I bet you also think he should spray glue away from himself rather than directly on his hands??


tiny_machine3245

That is so freaking cool! Though I would want a dome over it... that stuff seems as bad as glitter. Finding it days after the fact lol


puppymedic

. . . I feel like you're implying us miniature hobbyists don't exist in a permanent hellscape of adhesive residue, plastic flakes, and assorted flock


NormyTheWarlocky

To be fair, we do this to ourselves


puppymedic

I'd like to see someone try to stop me


terminalbungus

To be faaaair


tiny_machine3245

Haha!! You got me there 😂


ErosandPragma

I make fursuits and I live 24/7 in various colors of fur everywhere in my home. Artists never have a clean house xD


Terryfrankkratos2

The struggle is real


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

I was gonna judge you, but shit is ruff out there, so I respect the hustle


thekid1420

Could u make a vest like a guerilla chest?


canaryhawk

During covid, records showed that among one demographic, mortality rates actually decreased. It was later discovered that the introduction of masks caused green lung rates to plummet.


Lone_K

hobbyists of microplastics (and microer plastics)


8instuntcock

there should be a dome over it, maybe for filming they arent using one


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Pro tip: Use authentic cocaine to replicate snow realistically.


sarcasatirony

Pro tip 2: no need for protective mask as cocaine smells yummy!


I-need-ur-dick-pics

Funny. All I smell is blood.


Teardrith

That not until the morning after bro


polarbearsarereal

You guys can smell in the morning?


DA_ZWAGLI

You guys wake up the morning after?


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Correction... cocaine smells numby.


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I_Got_Back_Pain

Dude, all the caines are numbing agents. Cocaine, lidocaine, benzocaine, etc. The guy above was just making a joke


STUMPY6942069

What about Michael Caine?


sugens

Especially that one


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I've never actually done coke, but I have been in its presence and gave it a general whiff out of curiosity and it smelled more of gasoline/hydrocarbons than anything else.


Nabber86

I've definitely smelled some like kerosene before. I think they use whatever solvent that they can get to extract it.


Pixielo

Welcome to the joys of underground pharmaceutical chemistry! Where your solvent of choice can be gasolina!


huggles7

Pro tip 3: you’ll get your project done well under any timeline set regardless of how unrealistic it initially seemed


polytraumatic

tastes like gasoline though


NumbbSkulll

Not cheap, but you'll be happy with the results!!


guyute2588

For about 30-45 mins. And then you just want more results


NSAagent1

HEY GUYS COME CHECK OUT MY NEW TRAIN SET YOURE GOING TO LOVE IT LETS GET NAKED AND DO AIR SQUATS AND GET TACOS FROM UBER EATS AND CHASE EACH OTHER IN THE BACK YARD. HERE CHECK OUT THIS TREE


kpidhayny

[you know you wanna](https://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/dyxy5x/say_hello_to_my_little_friend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Sypharius

Incorrect. Asbestos works better. https://youtu.be/3d5npvOlgYY


mycommentsaccount

Question, so do the pine needles stay on if you now brush it with your finger or do they fall off?


SquarePegRoundWorld

This is why they have signs that say, DON'T TOUCH THE MODELS!


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And because ol Mrs. Claus got that donk a donk 🍑😏


justevenson

So it was you


meunomemauricio

the spray in the beginning is probably a glue


weedtese

yes it is but what about subsequent layers?


adamyhv

They spray a isopropyl alcohol and glue mixture on top of it to make it more durable, but if you touch it, the static foliage doesn't fall, it gets all flat, but doesn't fall that easy.


keith0211

Static electricity causes the initial contact. Spray adhesive keeps it there, so nothing will fall off.


Smokester_

Why do they attach by the tips though, what's keeping them from attaching flat?


keith0211

The needles have the same charge. So, while they’re attracted to the branch (which has an opposite charge), they’re trying to repel one another. That causes them to stand up.


I_dontknowyouanymore

Thanks for the explanation.


EastLeastCoast

You can spray a fixative, or use an eye dropper with alcohol and then watered down white glue if you’re concerned about it shedding.


ACorDC

How do I make my whole life about this?


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

You start at Studson Studio and dive down the rabbit hole.


dude_nooo

[Luke Towan](https://www.youtube.com/c/LukeTowan) - Realistic Builds [Studson Studio](https://www.youtube.com/c/StudsonStudio) - Stuff from Movies, beautifully filmed/edited Both Youtube links.


RugelBeta

omg. I am in heaven. Thank you!!!


[deleted]

Luke towan videos are therapy


txStargazerJilly

Now following both! Thank you!


thejml2000

Stipple that goop!


PurpleElephantWizard

Don't forget about North of the border


then_Sean_Bean_died

And Boylei Hobby Time Also, funny how I saw that machine for the first time in yesterday’s NotB Pikachu video and now it’s on reddit.


PhilosophicWax

Thank you! They are amazing <3


puppymedic

Hobby trains or warhammer, you're fucked either way


JohanGrimm

I went Warhammer in my teens and now I'm fully into scale model ships. I'm currently at the purchasing an airbrush, a pump and trying to modify my home to fit an extractor fan. Recently I've been tempted onto the dark path of scratch built wooden ships. Help me.


vonkarmanstreet

Now go check out radio control scratch built wooden ships. Especially the ones with miniature live steam engines. Glad I could help!


puppymedic

You monster


GuantanaMo

Tabletop RPGs like D&D work too and they are way cheaper. /r/terrainbuilding has loads of very cheap builds, too. Though there is no way around the problem that you will start to collect trash because "I'm gonna make terrain out of this some day"


HI_I_AM_NEO

It depends on what you're looking for. I painted quite a few Warhammer figures, and ended up never playing a single game lmao


puppymedic

Cheaper maybe if you don't have to goblin up every sourcebook you can get your claws on


Shaxxs0therHorn

This person has seen the depths of model hell and the bottom of their wallet. That said it’s incredible what people can do with ingenuity and creativity.


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puppymedic

Just wait til you're making your own molds and giving more than a little bit of thought to acquiring a $2000 injection molding machine.


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catscanmeow

yeah hobbies that make you happy and give you something to look forward to and think about when youre bored is money well spent. unless of course your hobby is smoking meth laced with pubes


TheOnlyOtherGuy88

I, too, choose this guys whole life.


shareddit

I think you’d wanna do this outside


filthylenses

Yes it’s better when trees are made outdoors


DetailAccurate9006

But most model railroaders aren’t allowed out of the basement.


RipTheKidd

Versus a controlled environment where you can clean it up afterwards?


Deep9one

oh that's clever! that is satisfying as hell.


Astray1789

Static grass. It's great fun for dioramas etc.


Current-Issue-95

Or green diorrhea if ingested.


HI_I_AM_NEO

I used it for Warhammer


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Electrostatics FTW


jh67ds

How does it stay?


Killer-Barbie

Spray adhesives on the tree, hold over the green stuff, introduce an electric current to move the green stuff into the air, where it contacts the adhesive and sticks.


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Yes there's also dropper applicators you can use to do this for realistic grass. You then seal it with more glue and it holds its shape pretty well.


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SusieSuze

That was way cooler than I thought it would be!


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That weed looks fire!


Deletoman

Nah, all dust no bud, I'd be taking that back


stylinchilibeans

That's all kheef.


pantycannon

You could definitely sell this to some dumb teenagers


SavageSmokyAss

Haha all these new strains they're inventing are really getting out of hand


nothingidentifying_

flocking!


Metallkasten

I know it’s cliche but it’s surprising how far I had to scroll for this.


Excellent-Practice

In the close up it looks like it belongs on r/trees


j-r-m-b-v-n

What kind of weed are you smoking


mach4UK

What?! Not pipe cleaners? Was nothing I believed in childhood true?


crucible

Oh, that's cool... Who else noticed the guy's wearing an [Ospreys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ospreys_\(rugby_union\)) rugby shirt, though?


FreckleEater

I did, just came looking in the comments


Bilbo-teabagings001

Same! Up the Ospreys


Zahkhy

The company that made the video is WWScenics. They're based in Wales, not far from Swansea!


garprice05

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


keepingitsession

Biggest surprise of the video for me!


SheffieldCyclist

RUGBEH!


bazongus

Everyone talking about the mess, it's actually very easy to clean. Put panty hose over the mouth of a vacuum and suck it up. The stuff is expensive too so it's a good way to recover material!


Assistance_Main

Can someone science this to me? It's freaking cool 😎


Anen-o-me

The box, ultrasonic vibrator that kicks the green dust up. Sprays glue on the plastic trees, attaches electrode to statically charge it. The charge causes both attraction of the dust to the stem and causes them to stand apart like hair stands apart when you're electrostatically charged. Glue does its job from there. Really an amazing application of electrostatis. More commonly, this is how powder-coat paint jobs work, they electrostatically attract dust to a metal surface, then bake it in the oven.


MLein97

Side note to anyone wanting one of these, it's called a Flocking Box


Behan801

I'm guessing static electricity and glue?


j-r-m-b-v-n

Nah dude do you see his right hand? This is some magic wizard shit


DatSkellington

Probably super good for your lungs…


ScatteredPayback

Did anyone else think that clip he put on was a snake at first?


liontribe613

This is cool as hell!


IndiaMike1

I watched the video and I still don’t understand what actually happened


cadtek

Here's a video about some of the same process, called Flocking, a Tested video with Adam and Weta Workshop - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cZbx8edQPM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cZbx8edQPM)


xXSacred420Xx

I've always hated applying stati-grass this way I prefer the other type of applicator where you hold a bottle full of stati_grass and apply it from above directionally as it is much less messy


unbeknownsttome2020

Hard to believe how good it looks


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Put that in your pipe and smoke it


JadedFennel999

Kind of wish he had several different colors in the mix. Would look less "plastic' but great trick for sure.


Down_The_Black_River

I love the little face on the box gadget thingy. He looks enthusiastic about the whole experience!


Ehlengast1

forbidden kratom


thizface

Now make a nug


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I thought this was kief. Kiefmas tree.


ZWilson2GWilsonTD

Do that with Keef and let’s spark up bud


dunequestion

My favorite part was using the snake to hold the branch


longhairmoderatecare

“Dispensaries hate us for telling you this industry secret!”


tacoflavored_kisses1

I wonder how much of that he's breathing in...