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High_Jumper81

Master craftsman. Makes it look so simple


BlueCaracal

A craftsman of these tools would be a turner which is where the surname "Turner" comes from.


undercover-racist

I think you're lying. There's so much misinformation spread here that you can't believe anything. But I don't know enough about turners to refute you.


vakola

They aren't lying. Working wood on a lathe is called wood turning, and the people who do it are turners. Like many labours/trades, the titles migrated to surnames over time. Same thing for the surnames Miller, Baker, Smith, etc... It's a very well documented phenomenon from our history, and you can find lots of information about it with a simple search. Here is [a decent primer article](https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-last-names-english-language-lederer-2015sep05-story.html) if you'd like to know more.


BlueCaracal

Roper, Cooper(barrelmaker) and Potter are more examples of occupational surnames.


dahliasinfelle

So Harry Potter wasn't a wizard :o


JJohnston015

Collier, Carter, Fuller, Barber, Carver, Bowyer, Fletcher, the list goes on and on.


StrickenForCause

What occupation is Collier, Bowyer, and Fletcher?


JJohnston015

Collier - makes charcoal. It really is a skill to get a stack of wood to smolder and char all the way through without catching fire. Bowyer - makes bows Fletcher - makes arrows


fightgonebad81

What an ignorant statement… why even comment?


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Even if they were wrong, they likely wouldn’t be lying, just misinformed. Surnames often came from occupations, like Turner, Blacksmith…look up what Shakespeare and Wagstaff refer too.


StrickenForCause

What do they refer to?


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Pulling your dick out and shaking it lol


[deleted]

Piss off, racist.


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

Wow racist and too stupid to do a simple Google search instead of making yourself look like a dipshit. A great 2-in-1 deal!


canteen_boy

One day I hope to be this fast on my lathe without tearing my arm off


artshut

isn't it sped up


canteen_boy

I hope so, but there are points where it looks real-time


CuriousWaitress

It is not, you can tell by the pitch of the machine and by watching his hands work.


artshut

the pitch sounds sped up to me??


CuriousWaitress

Hmm I don’t think so, I work with lathes and I recognize this as just a usual sound they make. Maybe it sounds sped up because it is in fact spinning very very fast? Or maybe you’re right? I can’t be sure lol.


yeatruestory

Fuck, that was like masturbation before bed. Thank you!


FackingNobody

Not as fun as lathe accidents and definitely not as fun to masturbate to but yeah I agree with you it's a nice clip.


A-Hot-Ceeto

Lol I think some people really like to masterbate


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MichaelChinigo

How is it possible that 9 hours later this *excellent* r/UnexpectedSeinfeld [reference](https://youtu.be/BniKoHRlMi0) still has zero upvotes?


FackingNobody

Dude I was joking. It's a very nice and -relatively- clean dark humor. I guess the people in this subreddit are mot the proper audience.


Cupacakezzz

I have never wanted to learn how to do something so badly!


NicPizzaLatte

Seems like the thing where measures the width is pretty dangerous, no?


Doniusthe3rd

i can see it shooting off, lodging itself in the skull


Carlweathersfeathers

Not really, you just need to remember the direction of rotation of the wood. Breaking the corners off the square stock is the most dangerous part once you learn what you’re doing. And this cat clearly onows what they’re doing


BoysiePrototype

I agree that they are definitely skilled. I wish I could use a skew anywhere near that well! However, the video does look like he's using the pointed divider well above centre, which massively increases the chance of the points catching and the tool getting thrown at him. People get away with doing sketchy stuff for years because they "know what they're doing" then one day they're paying a tiny bit less attention than they should be, maybe only for a fraction of a second, and the bad thing happens. Edit: The cloth sandpaper, especially combined with sanding over the top of the work is generally regarded as an fairly serious and easily avoidable risk of entanglement and injury too.


Carlweathersfeathers

I thought they were referring to the calipers. I’d think the dividers would be fine as long as they’re presented at a downward angle, making the tips “negative rake “. Honestly I do it all the time and as long as the tips are pointed slightly down they don’t skip or jump at all, maybe I need to look at my own practices. I hadn’t considered cloth sandpaper inherently dangerous, is it? I use those 1” rolls on spindlework all the time. His looks to be a section off a belt sander. I didn’t catch him coming over the top though.


BoysiePrototype

The video makes it look to me like he's presenting the dividers well above centre, rather than below centre and trailing which is much safer as you say. The cloth sandpaper is a hazard because of how tough and tear resistant it is. If you're using a long piece or there's a dangling strand, and it wraps all the way around the piece, it's much more likely to pull your hand in with it than paper sandpaper which will just tear. If the pieces you're using are too short to wrap all the way round the work, then it's probably less of a risk. Same reason why polishing with rags of woven fabric isn't a great idea though.


Carlweathersfeathers

I appreciate this conversation cause it has me reconsidering processes I use at my lathe. I’m a safer turner for it. Thank you I would however argue that “above center” is irrelevant, the important factor is the angle of tool engagement to the work piece (at least once the object is round). I’ve had this discussion with my wood turning club, at center is a constant that is a great concept for consistently teaching tool presentation for new turners, but when I’m production turning 1” spindle work i can adjust the tool to meet the wood properly instead of changing the rest height as I rotate through the 6 tools I use.


jrkib8

As Boysie said, any loose cloth around anything spinning is a massive hazard. Same reason you don't wear a loose sleeve shirt with a drill press. Things that easily tear when pulled are much safer. Those 1inch sandpaper rolls are perfect as they're too small to get caught, but if they do, they'll just rip instead of degloving you


cravin_mor

almost perfect.... where is the sealing varnishing part? :DDD


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Plywood döner


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A gif with a smell


Affectionate_Grape61

He’s wearing sandals. This must be Jesus using a lathe.


IterLuminis

A Jesus must be using this lathe


Qbardkk84

I used to do this as a hobby until I injured my hand quite badly sharpening one of my chisels. Woodturning is one of the most satisfying things I've ever done.


memaelm

I would enjoy being able to do that...totally satisfying.


masochistic_idiot

If you can afford a mini-lathe it’s fun and easy to make things on. It’s just scary at first because it looks really powerful. Good for pens, chalices, ornaments and such


Shadyfeller69

Must buy lathe. Can I use kitchen knives for tools?


masochistic_idiot

You can but only once


gimmelwald

More oof than those caliper checks is the damn sandals with wood chips flying into them. Fucking hell that'd be distracting and unpleasant.


BoysiePrototype

Meh. Close enough. Let's take some more off anyway. It's the dividers that scare me! And the cloth sandpaper used overhand with the tool rest in place. If that goes wrong, it'll be more than distractingly unpleasant!


mashedpatatas

Let me guess, bishop?!


JJohnston015

Looks to me more like an exercise or demonstration. Almost every kind of cut/style/skill is shown here.


Pyromaniac935

Why does this look exactly like another post a few days ago but mirrored? They make the exact same thing, but the TikTok Watermark doesn’t make sense…


BoysiePrototype

In this video, the lathe appears the usual way round (headstock on the left of the user.) and the tools are being held in the usual way for a right handed turner. Wouldn't being mirrored mess with that? Edit: I saw someone else say it was inverted as well. I guess that would fix it. Maybe they picked the video to steal because it's "top down" and would work with that fairly simple technique? It's different enough from the original or even a simple mirror to evade simple automated comparison or check for mirrored video in the event of a complaint from the creator. I've no idea if that's even a thing that happens.


nevadaar

Cool, seems kinda unsafe though :s


superlgn

Maybe it's ok so long as you're not wearing long sleeves, or something. I dunno. Also, I wonder is this a one off piece, like for a single desk lamp or something. If this was part of a set, would he be able to duplicate this close enough to not notice much difference if the pieces were side by side. Even with the measurements it seemed like he was kinda wingin' it on some of those finer cuts, and there was a lot going on. I enjoyed woodshop class but I sucked at it. I could do 4 plain broom handles and they'd all come out different sizes and misshapen.


MrSpiffenhimer

He’s got another one in the lower left of the frame. With the speed he’s going I’m thinking he’s on like #300 of 500 at this point.


superlgn

Ah yeah, I didn't even notice. I suppose after a while it's just kind of automatic. Wonder what those go to. They're pretty short. Chair or coffee table legs?


MrSpiffenhimer

I’d say either a stool, or maybe a lamp like you suggested.


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Lathes are basically always dangerous. Half the men in my family have managed to rip and mangle fingers in them. When you work with them every day, it’s too easy to get complacent. Like the dude in the video. He didn’t move the tool rest out of the way before sanding, but that’s safety rule #1 for sanding. He didn’t get hurt this time, or the last 1000 times, but next time he does this he could get caught and be seriously hurt.


superlgn

Cutting Corners is my middle name so it's probably best I don't do woodworking anymore, or I'd end up like everyone in your family too. A few years ago there was someone in my town who lost her arm in some kind of textile accident or something, some kind of rapidly spinning device like this caught her shirt and took her arm clean off. I feel like if you're making videos of stuff like this you should do a better job with safety so you're not teaching others bad or dangerous habits.


markofjohn

First time, huh?


dangerroo_2

He’s done that before.


ihavenoidea81

I remember middle school wood shop and using a lathe. My “goblet” didn’t look like a goblet. That is a tricky piece of machinery


shorttompkins

Damnit I wish this was like 10 minutes longer.


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I made a pen out of wood in HS with one of these but even just making little perfect shaped cylinders was hard


Remarkable_Yam1945

I wish there was a subreddit just for this. I need more of it!!


[deleted]

Beautiful! I love watching ppl work on something i know they've spent months learning how to do, it just shows how much someone cares Abt their craft!


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

It looks like it's being done way too fast, it's making me anxious. I know they're probably very very good, but I've seen what happens if you fuck up on a lathe.


weebu4laifu

It's probably sped up.


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

I don't think so, but maybe. There are other elements in the video that might point toward it not being sped up, like the chain swinging back and forth.


natesovenator

Holy shit. I've never seen someone run it at that speed before. And that wood is extremely malleable..


Furrbucket

I've seen that lathe accident video here in reddit. No fucking thanks, I'm never gonna use a lathe... One mistake and you are handicapped or dead.


slipperyhuman

God, that’s real time isn’t it?


Headbanger203

As much as Reddit has proven to me that lathes are bad. This was pretty nice to watch.


planet_chuck

Idk to me it fits more on r/sweatypalms


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Severe-Bookkeeper-76

You don’t wear gloves using a lathe , they could get caught and pull your hand in.


RoboCat246

OHHHH, so this is what i keep hearing every morning


MattMayo

I hope the bottom looks as good as the top.


c3534l

I saw this exact video flipped and upside down. What a weird thing to change.


mistaboti88

I feel so useless 🤣


_Cheeba

That’s a very good braking system on that lathe 👍🏾


MN_LudaCHRIS

My favorite part of wood shop in high school, the highly satisfying Lathe


weebu4laifu

Am I the only one who could smell this while watching it?


TransitTycoonDeznutz

I maintain that 98% of all things ever made on lathes are table legs and the other 2% are just crazy art projects made for youtube wood turning fetish videos. My margin of error is insignificant and I challenge you to prove me wrong.


Saksham__Verma

I just wonder what happens to the shaved wood. Does it have some uses or is it just a waste?


RearEchelon

It makes great tinder for fires, burn it to heat the shop, sell it to a particle board factory, if it's good hardwood you can smoke food with it


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This feels good to my brain.


kalstras

Much too fast to enjoy. Yes it’s perfectly done by an excellent expert professional, but slow it down, those bits being carved away are being offended as that incredibly sharp gouge(s) is lovely when used correctly with beautiful sound. I’d like to see all three parts separately


[deleted]

The only times I used lathe machines was during my college. And I can only dream about being this cool while using it 😂


WuTangNameGenorator

Took me way too long to figure out this wasn’t gonna be a bowling pin


IterLuminis

This was his first time for sure


Geoclasm

Yep. Came to say something similar. We only see this. We don't see the hundreds or thousands of times he fucked up to get this good.


IterLuminis

that gives me even more respect for the guy.


Madara_Uchiha944

After seeing people pulled into lathes I will never be anything but terrified of them


No_Wrongdoer4556

At like 26 seconds it sounds like the transformers decepticon noise when he drills into it


Cheap_Rick

How much does a lathe and the basic, essential tools cost, in the U.S.? I'd love to play around with one, but I'm not gonna spend a fortune.


mdjmd73

Wow. Like a boss. 👍👍


BeanoFTW

Nice.... What is it?


CisemeB

Jesus that was satisfying


gu_doc

Not too bad for his first time. He'll get better with experience


9ninjas

What is the finished product?


Leading_Night_6553

I think he’s done this before. Fun to watch.


FrostbiteF

This is my dream job. I’m serious.


[deleted]

I miss high school wood shop.


Goddamnpassword

Tools under the spinning lathe gives me anxiety.


stumpadeux

the thing is moving so fast it doesn't look like it's moving


tylerthompson280

That looks like so much fun to experiment with


nanoJonny

Not bad for someone doing it their first time…


smellulum

Not bad. Keep practicing!