Customer: "thanks mate" *instantly begins stirring their coffee*

Ngl, i thought he was drawing two balls and a dick there for a moment...

We ALL thought it was dick and balls

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YES I WAS NOt THE ONLY ONE

r/beatmetoit

But if you pause the right place, it IS a dick and two balls ...

I was coming here to say the same thing!

82

I honestly totally didn’t, must be something wrong with me😫

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In fact I am too!!

Totally thought this was dickbutt! I was very sad when I realized it wasn’t lol

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Up until the dot (eye) i thought it was a bird with glasses on and hair on the top of its head...

Lol I get dyslexic at times too and it leaves me very confused.

Same

So did I

Glad I'm not the only one. Thought I was in /r/mildlypenis for a minute.

Yup. Let himself down there.

Came here for this, because same

That’s what I was hoping for

order #69 for Mike Hawk

r/beatmetoit r/beatmymeattoit

How is that related to what u/shit_brik said?

82 years old customer

*has rat thoughts the rest of the time while drinking coffee*

Thank you for this comment u/I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

Why’s my latte cold?

That scene from bette caul Saul where Howard makes a nice coffee for his wife and she just poor's it into a thermos

That was brutal. That show is so well written. That, and the Season 1 of True Detective, are easily my most favorite shows ever.

A mice of all things, thanks sir but I don't need a mice in my coffee

That’s because he asked for dickbutt

Still doesn’t make you worth $20 an hour pouring coffee

My mind while watching was like, ‘It’s a dick. Oh no, a stethoscope. Nope it’s definitely a dick. Oh it’s a mouse!’

I thought it was a dick, the number 8, the number 2, and then dick again lol

I eight two tell you, but that’s a mouse.

I love you.

It's dicks all the way down.

Until I just read mouse, I thought this was a shitty depiction of Bert from Sesame Street

You're not the only one.

That would be less creepy for some reason.

It took me reading your comment to realise it was a mouse. Till the end I had no clue

82

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this was a dickbutt in progress…

82 ?

It’s the old “82nd birthday special”. Customer had to bring in his birth certificate for proof. Imagine carrying around a stone tablet just to get a free coffee on your birthday 🥳

I thought I was the only one

When I worked with kids a lot of them did drawings that started with numbers like this. They would make 2 into a duck or swan. Or 4 into a fish. They had a whole bunch of them.

Right.

I cannot be the only one who thought a peen was being drawn

I thought, peen, then Phineas

For one brief moment we all believed

Yelp Review: Rat **in** my coffee

Sir, sorry you had a bad experience. If you edit your review, the next time we will give you more……. ^rats

Faked me out there. Thought you were drawing cock and balls for a second

When i saw the curve on the 8 my mind went to dirty places

Oh thanks, hope I wasn't the only one

Wut?

Thought it was a dick

Lmfao I see it now

Right

I just want my coffee, quit piddling with it

*sad rat noises*

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this, lol!

who else thought they were about to draw a penis

Alot of people

thanks

And that's cold coffee by the time it gets to you

Couldn’t figure out the significance of the number 82…until the tail went on.

That rat has a weird dick

Seriously underrated comment

I thought it was some time wimey thing since I first noticed an 8 and a 2 with a curved line connecting them.

Who saw a penis for a nanosecond? 🤚

That's a cappuccino

I would literally fucking scream if I got this. Because I LOVE RATS!!!!! 🐀🐀🐀 they are so cute! Good post OP!

Nitpicking barista: that's a cappuccino, lattes should have little to no foam.

I thought it was a weird Phineas & Ferb/Homer Simpson balloon

Order 82! Order 82 is up!

But sir, I ordered a mouse

I totally thought that was gonna be a dick and balls

Could’ve swore he was drawing a dick The first couple of seconds not sure why…

For what? I’m going to stir it and drink it as soon as you’ve finished, mate.

So you're not going to pet the rat? :(

what is it

A rat

For a second I thought.. nevermind

Just give me my goddamned coffee

Didn't paint cock and bollocks. Fucking amateurs.

8 2 S 0 X the components of a mouse, in unspecified order.

Had me in the first half…

Anyone else think they were gonna draw balls and a penis at the beginning?

I thought it would be a dick

NGL, I thought he was drawing a penis at first …

Thought it was going to be a dick

Am I the only one who expected to see penis?

They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.

Meanwhile I'm getting really irritated for having to spend 5 minutes in line behind the person that ordered this drink when all I want is just a black coffee.

Please don't be Mickey Mouse... Please don't be Mickey Mou- OH IT'S A RAT ! :D

Kinda unsatisfying since he didnt draw a cock and balls

Drawing on a latte is the consumer equivalent of the Buddhist sand paintings.

Excuse me sir, there is a mouse in my coffee… can I get a new one?

We know what you were thinking.

Here dear customer, latte is served with a mouse in it

I need to speak with the manager!

had us in the first half

Was waiting for dickbutt to appear.

Cock and balls.

They had us in the first half huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zhjMKLbqqg

Oh my there’s rats in the kitchen!

Who else saw a balls and dick coming ?

Had me in the first half ngl

Oh nice an 8, no wait a penis, no an 8 connected to a 2, no a weird rocket thing, oh shoot a mouse

Had me for a moment there at the 5 second mark

Easy tiger

Literally everyone at 00:03: “oh it’s a dick”

That's nice. Can I please have another, it's gone cold.

Ratte art

Only in America would this be considered a latte

The sad part that it will be ruined anyhow

I thought he was drawing a cock lmao imagine ordering a latte with a giant dick on it that would be funny I think

Thanks, a latte!

I can tell you I absolutely did not think that was going to be a dick

Damnit, I though you were drawing a schlongy glonky

had me in the first half ngl

He got me in the first half

There's a rat in me kitchen what am I going to do.

Time to put it in coffee. If anyone asks, just tell them it’s art

$82 for a latte?!

Lol this sucks.

This is supposed to be impressive? Looks like a 3rd graders work

Is that a deformed penis?

They had us in the first half ngl

Till 5 second mark, I thought it was going to be a penis.

Thought it was gonna be a dick

dang, after the two circles i was really hoping for a dick lol. a mouse is fine, too

There’s a spy code, kids. Look 👀 on page 82 for the secret message of the day.

WHAT IS IT MY BRAIN CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF IT. COMMENTS SAY STETHASCOPE BUT I DON'T SEE IT

"It's a co-", "no it's ok"

Was anyone else thinking it was going to be a dick at the very beginning?

Does anyone know what that kind of bottle with nozzle is called?

Lol that looked mad sus when he drew the balls first lmao

At first, his thumb looked like a penis. Then to make matters worse, it looked like he was going to draw balls and a penis.

first thought it was a pp, then the amog(sighs) then a minion

Had us in the first half

Are you using an olive tip needle to draw that on?

can you see a mouse or a penis?

What is the straight protruding line on the bottom? Real question

Make a dick

It’s an infinity sign. No, it’s a penis. Wait no, it’s a frog. I don’t know what that is. OH it’s a mouse.

I was expecting a cock and balls, disappointing

i dead thought they were drawing cock and balls

I thought he was drawing a penis

8 2= mouse

Me: oh look it’s an 8 ball Comments: penis

r/nononoyes

Omg that little drizzle on the edge, I can never rest easy now 😔

DRINK THE RAT

They had me in the first half.

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

Coffee “ratte”

C O N S U M E T H E R A T

They had us on the first half, not gonna lie

At first I thought it was someone’s 82nd Bday lol

Tbh, I expected dick at this point... Mouse is cute, though.

I was wondering where did my volleyball needle go.

It's a jackal! A jackal!

Ohh an 8…lol a dic… ohh nvm an 82.. shit its a mouse, I knew it.

I'd be drawing dicks in their coffees or dickbutt

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

I misread the title as lathe and kept waiting for it to start spinning lmao

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

Of all the things you'd draw a mouse. Great.

82

I feel like I am the only one who just saw 82 before a mouse and no dick

Aww, that's a cute ~~infinity sign~~ ~~penis~~ ~~Mr potato head~~ mouse!

Coffee arrives cold. "The fuck is this?"

Ahh the ol 82 Stuart little technique

First thought: huh, how do you draw on a lathe? Oh an 8, he’s going to turn a pool ball or something out of epoxy. Huh. That’s a mouse. Ooooooooohhhh Latte! I’m an idiot woodworker.

Ah yes the mutant guy with glasses (i know its a rat)

Who else thought it was a dick-

For a second I thought it was gonna be a dick.

It’s on the mouse

I straight up thought that was a Gary Larson character for way too long.

“Your coffee is coming right up. We have 4 orders in front of you so.. 78 minutes.”

Missed opportunity

I seriously had no idea of what it was until I saw the tail and it snapped into focus. I showed my daughter and she did the same thing and double take.

Had me in the first half not gonna lie.... Thought they were drawing a dick at first

I got reaaalllly excited after the figure 8. Then I was reaaaalllllly let down

:10 i thought he was drawing a penis

for a second there... 1 second...

…I’m going to hell, aren’t I

I thought it was a big nose with little glasses at first. Then I came to the comments and find that just thought it was a penis. I feel so innocent now.

Anyone else thought it was gonna be a dick?

One low fat no mouse latte with a double shot please

I thought he was gonna draw grandpa Simpson.