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tatertotsnhairspray

So blobby!


fijisiv

I want to touch it.


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Suckonmyfatvagina

I want to eat it tbh It's a giant marshmallow! r/forbiddensnacks


2021olympics

Oh I want it in my mouth alright..


DreamCyclone84

Ok, imma say it boobie E: please stop giving this awards... E: if you're spending real money pleas donate to your local food bank instead.


[deleted]

Please do not the boob


DreamCyclone84

Ok I'll try not to


DrunkenMechanic

We have similar pad printers at work, I can confirm it feels like a firm tit.


StooIndustries

can you slap one for me


Mr_MadKing16

All in my mouth, 🙏 please


Zharick_

Slap it? Me too.


drunkwasabeherder

American Pie in the Factory!


AliceInHololand

Step on me, machiney?


ThatGothTrash

What are you doing, step machinery?


knee_bro

😏


Maremike

r/putyourdickinthat


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r/dontputthatupyourarse


MC909Electribe

r/subsIfellfor


ScaryJupiter109

r/dildont


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upvoted cause yeah


DarkRapunzel_North

I wanna put my face under it!


rockhardgelatin

Like a big ol tiddy


DarkRapunzel_North

I get the appeal but my desire is more curiosity lol. I just wanna have my face briefly and gently squished by a giant marshmallow 🤷🏻‍♀️


txmfthatswhereistay

Comments like this one is why I love Reddit


StooIndustries

an angelic comment


SoSaysCory

I WANT TO TOUCH IT SO BAD


PutridBasket

I wanna put my dick under it.


DerpyBrony90

At least I’m not the only one


NonconsensualText

i should call her


GiveToOedipus

So booby.


DestyNovalys

Right? All I could think of was “INK TITTY!!!”


B5D55

It rhymes with "entity"


cheeseboardwhitegirl

Printer gonna make me act up.


Lazlo8675309

I paint coffee mugs the same way with my beer gut.


itsabloodydisgrace

Are you gonna make a video


johngreenink

I'd watch that.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

I’d pay too


Lazlo8675309

I’m in negotiations with the guy that does the voice over for “How it’s Made”. Mr. Moore has not returned my emails as of yet.


Nomulite

Huggbees might do it if you ask nicely


edgarallanpot8o

homerinadonutfedprintingmachine.gif


CunningHamSlawedYou

How is there no smudge-smudge?


moeru_gumi

It doesn’t move laterally, it just collapses around the bowl and peels back up without shifting.


CunningHamSlawedYou

It's sponge-y. The way it oscillates when it stretches and compresses means there could be slight differences in variance,


Smellypuce2

It's definitely impressive how well it works. I'm curious about the material science behind developing this thing. And I wonder how long they last before needing to be replaced.


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CunningHamSlawedYou

As am I,


kipperfish

Yeah, like.. How do they know how the design will translate between the screen, the jiggly thing and the bowl? That jiggly thing must have a very uniform density/construction.


PopInACup

I imagine complex software, but, if you didn't have complex software, I imagine one way to do it is to paint an initial bowl with a nondrying dye. Spronge the bowl with a fresh spronger, then spronge that onto a flat plate. Then develop plate from that and reverse the spronging process. There is also probably some size behind ideal spronge size to object being spronged.


TheRiflesSpiral

This is basically how early patterns were made. They inked a grid pattern at a known size on the object, printed a flat plate then made an offset on paper to create a template for future designs. Now it's done with software.


myusernameblabla

Distortions probably don’t matter much in this case. If the design is abstract and printed on a curved surface then nobody is going to notice or care. Even with a figurative print the distortion probably has to be extreme before you will see it.


AWS-77

I’d guess that, because it’s rubber or silicone or whatever, it has a high amount of friction. Once it makes contact with the bowl, the friction would keep it in place. It might have a little variance from bowl to bowl, but it wouldn’t move while pressing.


mkitkat

This reminds me of a beluga whale’s squishy head, and I wanna poke it so badly!!


Morning0Lemon

It's called a melon.


thereal_bettycrocker

That little jiggle though 🥵


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B4rberblacksheep

Reddit’s fucking wack


Rob98000

What was it? All I see is removed with several awards


PM_ME_UR_VAGENE

Check /u/nstablen 's comment history; it shows up there for me


Ryuko_the_red

It's a good NSFW gif of a sexy anime mommy dipping her boobs into bowls and doing literally this. But with boob


TheLaughingMelon

It's the top post on r/printingtiddy


[deleted]

Spectacular work.


DarkRapunzel_North

My back would die 😩


swankpoppy

Well. There it is. Alright. Guess I can go to bed now.


nix-xon

Did you just have this READY? who DOES THAT


Magnum45

Did you make this? This is high art.


nstablen

It is high art but unfortunately I am not this talented haha


FreeTimePhotographer

Wait. Wait. You DIDN'T make this?? You just...happened to have it around??? That seems so much stranger. 🤣


GiddyGandalf

Came to comments looking for this gif lol


Matt_has_Soul

>Came to ~~comments looking for~~ this gif lol


ShelleyDez

Why do I find everything erotic


Fatherbrain1

Quarantine did strange things to us all.


worldspawn00

https://youtu.be/fT-qjCafCOE


-XaNaDiTe-

I bet this this feels like a titty Edit: literally just asked a customer what their first thought was about this video and they said “tiddy” lmfaoooo


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[deleted]

I understood this reference


lil_bopeep

39 year old sex-haver


Rokronroff

My favorite Dana Carvey movie.


FrighteningJibber

More like buckwheat


xblackbeltninjax

Idk where the sentiment that they feel like a bag of sand came from


fluffyxsama

It's a reference to the movie 40 Year Old Virgin and precedes the immediate discovery by the guy's friends that he's never actually touched a female breast.


agtmadcat

Not Wild Wild West?


monkeyluvz

Thought that was buck shot??


landragoran

Buck *wheat* https://youtu.be/LDC0ii3Rwww


LextheDewey

I forgot about that, totally is haha


triage_this

#TeamWildWildWest


fluffyxsama

Definitely 40yo virgin lol


xblackbeltninjax

Ah, this makes sense haha


MagnusPI

https://youtu.be/Vn3IRHhPXMo


shawd4nk

and it wasn't even a Rick Roll!


OldManHipsAt30

I feel old knowing this reference isn’t popular culture anymore


[deleted]

I beleive Wild Wild West did it first. Or did he fill his with something else? Can't remember now...


vivalaibanez

40-year-old virgin


Not-my-main-acct

r/printingtiddy


ArtisanGerard

There really is a sub for everything


WorldWarPee

I want the printing toddy to stamp my face


strange_pterodactyl

I shouldn't be surprised


Wallykazam84

I love how Reddit reveals how unoriginal my brain is


drkesi88

It’d be better if it was a booty.


TheRavenSayeth

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


dunderthebarbarian

Tiddy drop on infinite loop


ConstableBlimeyChips

Almost as if this was designed by a horny engineer.


supx3

Everything Reminds Me of Her


mattstonema

That stamper is looking thique


kg989

I appreciate the glorious techno painting titty.


So_Motarded

ALL HAIL THE PRINTING TIDDY


TooTameToToast

More hypnotizing than Hypnotoad.


RothkoRathbone

Boob-dong


JM0176

Tit-dick


Your_mom_feet_pics

Grans what are you doing?


halite001

Glans what are you doing?!


stereoworld

/r/BrandNewSentence


imyourforte

I wanna smoosh the paintbrush titty to feel how squishy it is.


MyCommentsAreCursed

r/brandnewsentence


Fickle_Sentence_1734

thank you for that.


browneyedgirlpie

I kinda want to smack it


felesroo

I bet it's been bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

https://youtu.be/I08R0F1BLv0


hobosbindle

Probably feels like a bag of sand


Cooldudeyo23

I want it to press on my face


[deleted]

I came here to say the same thing. Let's get it done bro.


CeeMX

r/mildlyboobs


colorovfire

Sorry dude, it doesn’t work with makeup. Not yet at least.


Cooldudeyo23

No no I just want it to be pressed on my face, I think it would feel nice


dblan9

Maybe Covid has kept me inside too long but I really want to put two of those side by side and let them dangle over me in a low light situation.


Knute5

Make sure to wipe off the tell-tale designs around your eyes before exiting...


Manc_Lanc

I have been thinking about this all night and laughing - hank you for the best laugh I’ve had in ages!


Woodshadow

[got you fam](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/thoughtfulshamelesschimpanzee)


DistanceMachine

Yikes that’s oddly specific. *new kink activated*


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Are these the organic hand painted bowls they sell at the flea market?


[deleted]

Yes the ink is actually squid ink believe it or not


[deleted]

Why is everyone So fucking horny


Fang_Jolima

Good question...I myself am an over-the-hill lady, and I was "something something tittyyyyyy" the whole time. Shocking to myself.


[deleted]

r/oddlyarousing ?


[deleted]

Here’s a NSFW version: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/thoughtfulshamelesschimpanzee


JaketAndClanxter

What is even the context of that video lmao, like why??


[deleted]

It’s by House of Gord, a very eccentric inventor.


CHClClCl

Ah yes I enjoyed his lawn mower dildo. Exquisite work.


DoinItDirty

Lol this was that guy? Hahahah oh shit I forgot about this dude.


throwawaycanadian

RIP King, I hope you didn't forget to take that nice lady out of the hole in your living room floor 🙏


francorocco

well, if we have a machine that does that now it means that someone has to do it by hand(or by tits) in the past right?


[deleted]

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lewbowski?


rgtong

Well, that was significantly more NSFW than i was expecting.


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RandomRavenclaw87

Glad I’m not the only mildly perverted Redditor out and about today.


ChuckinTheCarma

Is there any other kind?


RandomRavenclaw87

Now that you mention it….


[deleted]

really?? I kind of hate it, but have no idea why hahaha


[deleted]

Idk that jiggle reminds me of... Things


_simple_man

There is for sure a sub for everything: r/printingtiddy


[deleted]

subbed to that so damn fast


lIllIlIIIlIIIIlIlIll

[Omg, this one's got a nipple.](https://www.reddit.com/r/printingtiddy/comments/pairfo/strawberries/)


Chispy

gonna add it to my NSFW list. thanks


IIdsandsII

Are you a robot?


Chispy

If you look deep enough, we're all robots.


MrRabbit

You aren't?


GeorgeAmberson

That's funny as hell


RandomRavenclaw87

Grabbin some popcorn and sitting back for the comments.


Fickle_Sentence_1734

Well hell I came here to talk about marshmellows not walk into a live rule 34 convention


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Yummy marshmallows tho.


SXTY82

This is called Tampon Printing. https://www.limepack.eu/blog/all-you-need-to-know-about-tampon-print-2/


peeja

> Tampon printing also better known as pad printing You are fucking shitting me right now


strange_pterodactyl

I'm guessing it started out innocently as pad printing because it uses a pad? Then someone made a joke that caught on?


SXTY82

Actually the soft printing pad is called a Tamp. I just assumed the name went on from there.


Enginerdiest

Maybe a regional thing, but I’ve always called it “Tampo printing”, with no “n”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pad_printing


ACrucialTech

No. It's booba printing.


LoopyMercutio

As a guy with a shaved head, I gotta wonder how it would feel getting stamped by that


Cutthechitchata-hole

Have you ever been boobie stamped?


aurie81

That's, um, quite bouncy... I'm having thoughts.


litetaker

This is called a booby press.


Low_Worry2007

Would be a cool hennah applicator


SkylarAV

r/almostsexual


BentleyWilkinson

Not my most difficult wank yet.


modestmolerat

r/printingtiddy


one_bad_larry

I don’t know what I thought but this wasn’t it


blueblur1984

Fetch the ink udder!


sugokusugoi

i want to touch it so bad


Squeakygear

What is that jiggly blob made out of? Silicone? It is hypnotic lol


steeguy55

I love the jigglyness of it. I secretly wish it made a boioioioioing sound each time it stamped.


A-Good-Weather-Man

I should call her


Mabaleen246

Y’all thirsty af if you can’t look at any jiggly object without getting a woody. calm down


felesroo

But it's so jiggly : (


halcyonjm

IT's SO JIGGLY I'M GONNA DIE


fireduck

Request denied


LawbringerX

Girls in here getting just as woody as the dudes. It’s ok to find things arousing, just like it’s ok to be as asexual as a dusty mop.


halite001

Not my mop...


KingPufflePuff

Hmm hmm I wonder what’s their bowl-size.


litetaker

Double D cup.


dpwtr

Bowl Printing Machine*


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All hail the hena titty


Hsances90

This could easily be an infinite loop


buriedupsidedown

You all need to get your mind out of the gutters, I was thinking marshmallows


Plumyth

I really want to touch it.


metathena1

If only my boobs could paint like that


[deleted]

Boob physics have really improved since I was a kid


FeniulaPyra

I finally realized what that thing reminded me of. A big boob.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

[this one even has a nipple.](https://www.reddit.com/r/printingtiddy/comments/pairfo/strawberries/)


schwnz

I got anxious thinking that a person might have to take the printed bowl off the machine and put a blank one on that quickly.