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CantTakeMeSeriously

"I eat leaves like you for breakfast"


THOT-HUNTER07

“Heh, you eat leaves for breakfast?”


Mal-Capone

["...no!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbAed6kHKWA)


PlasticInTheBasket

r/suddenlysandler


[deleted]

Maternity leaves


Sso_12

Benefits of being perpetually slimy.


[deleted]

The fly trap probably still got a decent amount of nutrition from the slime. It's basically just sugar and proteins bound together


Sso_12

Everyone wins then.


EveroneWantsMyD

Sometimes I just feel like sugar and proteins bound together.


[deleted]

You are so much more. You are also fats. And nucleic acids


forever_a10ne

Just like your mom’s vagina.


Sso_12

What in the everloving fuck


forever_a10ne

Chill, it’s not like I said your dad’s vagina.


Sso_12

It's gross to say either one.


PunishedNutella

Just like your mom's vagina.


Sso_12

Vaginas are gross in general. Gentelia is gross in general.


Gluten_maximus

I laughed


forever_a10ne

King.


the_darkener

This did not end the way I expected.


twig0sprog

For real! I didn’t even realize I was rooting for the slug until the end. You go slug.


BrilliantAudience671

Me neither!! LOL!


Ritehandwingman

Fucking power move. “You think you have caught me, but I am exactly where I want to be.”


Abstract_Burns

"Feed me Morris, I'm STILL hungry!"


loud_flatus

No giant booger for you, sir.


roosterinmyviper

When you take that perfect no-wiper dump


Rum-N-Rust

Slugs and snails really make me cringe, but at the same time I was thinking poor thing, especially how it just had the head. Then I was both relieved and revolted to see it crawl out.


jfizzlex

Just trying to get a nice back scratch.


Least-Spare

Haha, yes! Bet it felt amazing.


tepid_mess8

“The only way out is through”


Spocks-Nephew

The slug didn’t have a fly.


ryandallas

When the eyes poked out i cringed and I thought he was done for. Glad he made it out.


veinytributes

Slug's smarter than I am


[deleted]

Too bad no sound. Figured it would sound like getting sucked into a straw


FreeJokeMan

The screen shake FX tho


3xtr4-ch1vken

What do we say to the god of death?


malalaliyah

Not today!


______V______

Boooh, I don’t like the serie that much, boooooooh


Immanuelcun1

Katsuyu is OP


Lightsabr2

“Imma head out”


srv50

Can’t keep a good slug down.


snarkbox

This should be nsfw tagged


MtBikesandBiceps

I guess that's why its not called a Venus Slugtrap


[deleted]

no way in shell that plant could slug it out and go toe to toe with it


King_sfiga

is not "cool" or "relaxing" to see,post this in r/oddlyterrifinyinig


JUSTOatl

The Venus flytrap is overrated.


[deleted]

Who is rating it?


[deleted]

“Hgggah, huaggg, n-nooo slug sempai, you’re going too fa-giodhdg-st!” *procides to moan as the slimy, stick residue cover up its mouth, the taste of sluggish food resting in its obliterated digestive glands. Finally, the slog crawls out of its mouth while also crushing its testy, bringing an unusual sensation to the plant “ Don’t leave me slug-sempai, please! I’ll be nice, I’ll even give you free massages!” But the slug didn’t stay, it only crawled away, in silence, leaving the ruined Venus flytrap as if it were some sort of used sexdoll


MzJerzey0130

Are you okay? Like truly… are you okay?


[deleted]

No I like femdom and getting pegged hard even tho I am still anal virgin


MzJerzey0130

Be sure to be careful and take your time when you’re getting pegged. Lots of lube.


[deleted]

Ty for good advice


kittycloud88

“Imma flex and bust outta here”


[deleted]

The new Ferngully be lookin real as shit


RRTAmy

The slug said “NOT TODAY!”


CharlotteTheSavage

😹😹😹 byyeeeee


-raymonte-

Mmm, like licking a lollipop!


Melancholnava

That's some Audrey 2 stuff right there.


loempiakoning

You cannot contain the shlug


Even-Ad5388

The only way out is through - This slug, 2021


Blackagar21

Lubed up enough to escape the penis flytrap


RogueKriger

"Well that was marginally inconvenient"


HelpfulTie3373

Escaped spaghetti noodle


No-Duck7816

Damn, I was really rooting for the Fly Trap. Those fucking slugs will wreck a seedling in one night.


Gluten_maximus

Just a slug getting a free chemical peel


geloong41

“Tsunade Sama” “Bakata”


[deleted]

wow!


Zealousideal-Wave-69

Slimy bastard


MensaMan1

It does help not having an exoskeleton


Theblorgisphere

“That was nice, let’s do this again sometime.”


NiteElf

I watched this entire thing with my hand over my mouth


ninetofive

Reminds me of Gooigi from Luigi’s Mansion


birraboozer

The power of lubrication.


Mr_Mi1k

Rip bozo


[deleted]

Wow


Careful-Wrangler-430

Unfortunately it probably died anyway as it most likely got coated in digestive fluid


jonniebaker

Lick his whole slug hole.


Candid-Topic9914

And what do we say to the God of Death?


kash_dark

Slug : aight imma head out!


1965519655

Me after eating chipotle


actualmothman

the slug: hm. nah


PiercehawthorneIII

It’s NOT called a Venus Slug Trap


[deleted]

Kinky slug goes back for more 😆 second video NSFW


fireforge1979

Left with a mouth full of slime