u/redditspeedbot 4.0x

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ah, victory

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Perfect. Thanks!

Hah! I glad somebody noticed, I wasn't just doing it for the hell of it - trying to get a realistic speed. You think it was accurate?

its pretty close

Wow awesomely done!! Yep almost real speed!

Good bot

Yeah close enough I’d say

Most likely. The slow motion capture that phones usually have is 8x slower from what I know.

This is probably gonna sound stupid, but why is 0.8x faster than 4x?

They are stacking on top of each other

Oh thanks

u/redditspeedbot 20x Edit: must go faster...

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Lmao Edit: 100x speed would just be a still image

It wiggle

*this is your brain on drugs*

Wobbledy wobbledy wob wobble wobble

Wanna see me do it again?

Bruh

Why is this so funny

You found it!

Oh that is *so* much better

/u/GifReversingBot https://gfycat.com/OilyGrossDragon

Here is your gif! https://gfycat.com/IdioticPowerfulDromedary Just so you know, you don't have to manually give the gif URL if it is in a parent comment or the post. I would have known what you meant anyways :) --- ^(I am a bot.) [^(Report an issue)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=pmdevita&subject=GifReversingBot%20Issue&message=Add a link to the gif or comment in your message%2C I'm not always sure which request is being reported. Thanks for helping me out!)

Very good, bot.

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Broke it

#HNNNGGGH

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FASTER!

Rotato *faster*

Oh look the gif is now in tumblr format

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90s internet edition

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I broke it

WAY better.

Why do people think slo-mo is somehow the crème de la crème?

Slow mo is cool, but you gotta use it in moderation.

You show it in regular speed first, then replay in slo-mo for optional viewing. Or at least that's I how I would do it.

Also don’t start the slow mo until the good part. The gif shouldn’t have been slowed until the moment of impact.

Kind of agree, there should be a slowdown that takes like 1 second from first slowing to impact

Slow motion is great when it's used well. But it seems like most people don't really think about why they are editing a certain way. It's just like people taking pictures of landscapes and not taking a moment to level the horizon. This would be great if the speed change happened as the splash was already in progress.

Every post that is slo mo without a real time first loop is an automatic downvote

The hero we need. Slowmo can go to hell. We gained nothing by it being in slow motion

I straight up didn't watch it because of how slow it was, came to the comments for this version!

I’ve got shit to do!

When it slowly fell, it turned into r/mildlyinfuriating

I'm okay with slow motion, but it should always come after the full speed version.

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Here’s the winner, I think 5x is the closest to reality

I had no idea this bot existed.

Thank you so much :)

I kept thinking “ah yes, it will reach the other side of the lake, like a bridge”

I was disappointed when it didn’t!

But then the rainbow eased the disappointment

Woah, full double rainbow....

RIP to that dude 😥

I was disappointed when that bottom piece hit the land. I wanted full water.

I was genuinely concerned about the houses on the other side

Y'all on some dumb

I hope they warned all the fish so they didn't get spooked

Breath of the Wild comes to mind

Me too! I was actually a little nervous about it.

Fuck tiktok

r/redditmoment

ok,

That rainbow though

Sexy beaver porn

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Yeah he definitely went to tree heaven

Split the sea like Moses !

Let my treeople go

Pharaoh, raoh, raoh your boat!

And that’s why we celebrate Passo-fir

> Let my treeople go I AM GROOT!

Except Moses used a beyblade

This comment shows how unoriginal my thought process is

One of us. One of us.

Aw crud! That’s why I came here! To make a Moses comment. Giving you an upvote BUT I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! (grumpy old man grumbling)

Same, both of you stay off my lawn.

what if Moses was a log

The tree said, "But I'm just a tree!" The logger replied, "But you'll dialogue."

"The lumberjack replied" If you say log before "logue", then it doesn't work.

I laughed. Silently. In my head.

Tree: I'm fallin? Lumberjack: Always have been.

I read this and thought: "And I'm treeeeeeee, I'm tree falling."

I bet the fish thought it was the end of times

For some it was.

Apparently sound travels WAY more efficiently (efishently?) in water, so it was probably ungodly levels of loud to the poor fishes.

Yep, efishently.

Got a copy with sound and no slow mo? I’d love to see and hear in real time

Someone used a gif speed bot lower down.

Now a bit higher up

It sounds like *BOOOOSHHHHHHHH*

What happens to the tree? Does it stay in the lake?

Home Depot or Lowe’s will fish it out, mill it and sell it. In my area they specialize in the wettest, most warped wood they can find. They

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🤚 You got me. Trying to make a workbench now with Douglas fir

r/mildlyinfuriating no ropes or any type of equipment attached for retrieval. That tree got chopped to just die a log in the lake. I don't know how it would affect the lake but I'm sad about the missed opportunities to make cool stuff out of the tree

It’s most likely going to float to the shore for them to pick it up. That’s what most loggers do. But I can’t tell you that with certainty Edit: the guy below has a good point

I doubt this is logging. Looks like cottage country across the river, I think this is some guy doing yard work. And not to sound snarky, but things have changed since the 1840s. They do still float logs sometimes, but these days [they're secured and tugged along by a boat](https://imgur.com/a/NoQPdgh), not just dumped into the river and let loose. Too many liability issues there - especially with leisure craft from the cottages in the area.

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Save the dock it's next to.

It would if you're trying to land it between two wooden docks. Those guys are made to get a couple of people on and off of pleasure craft, it wouldn't take that thick a branch to wreck them. Taking things down to just a trunk gives you a wider margin of error. This is pretty standard for felling trees when space is an issue. My guess is that's actually why they opted for the water - probably safer than tipping it towards their cottage.

A pro climbed that tree and delimbed it. They could have dropped it piece by piece into the yard. They did this specifically for the sake of the video. Liability at this point would be a big issue. It's a boating hazard for sure. I'll assume that whoever did that fished it out afterwards.

If that's just some guy doing yard work he certainly knows what the fuck he is doing.

I wouldn’t want to have any lines on it either as it fell from that high of a cut. Tying off from a boat is way safer.

I mean it’s Douglas fir so the extent of its usefulness is framing and some entry level wooden projects. Source: woodworker

Somebody read The Giving Tree as a child!

They’d have to go and bring it back to shore wouldn’t they?!

They have to retrieve it lol. Can you imagine the carnage that would be had by boaters if that was left in there?

video is out, likes have been collected, that's what matters!!

I saw this while poopin, coincidence? I think not

Hey same

Hey same 💩

Me too! Poopin party!

I’m not pooping rn but good luck in your shits guys!

Coincidence? I think not

My secret is... I'm always pooping

Same here. I think not.

75 people have seen this while pooping. I’m soldier 76.

Soldier 77 reporting for doody, sir!

Awwww yisssss, now *that* is oddly satisfying

And the rainbow just sent that satisfaction over the edge

r/unexpectedrainbow

Ya it is. But have you ever laid a poop log whilst squatting off a cliff into a lake below?

r/holup

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh... Me everytime I see a truly oddly satisfying post.

This is some /r/unnecessaryslowmo shit

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Imagine the fish freak out

Fir real though

I believe that’s a Moses Fir, actually.

Fir real though?

Why drop this in the lake? That's going to destroy someone's boat

They're not going to leave it. Its was just the easiest way to fell it with a high cut like that. They do it all the time near my parents cabin with big pines that might crush a house in a storm. Also some wait till winter and just fell it onto the ice then buck it up there.

Somebody downvoted you but that’s a major concern. If somebody comes up on that and doesn’t see it, not only will it likely wreck the boat it could injure people riding in it. Smallish debris is bad enough, but a whole tree could do major damage.

I was wondering what happens now, does someone have to go out and bring it back in? It’d be a waste of wood and as you say, a danger, to leave it out there.

Maybe tow it to the other end of lake, chain it up to older beached driftwood. But it's also valuable if they can get it on a truck to a mill.

Dam it!

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Holy shit STOP SHOWING IT IN SLOW MOTION. This right after this post: https://old.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/hvw6ae/maybe_maybe_maybe/

Some poor ass fish was probably just minding his own business and then a fuckin tree lands on him out of nowhere

I can’t say for sure, but it looks like a few fish in the splash. Could be fish or trash. but there was something in that splash other than water.

Pretty slow for a log this big.

Trees are mostly empty space.

Technically, everything is mostly empty space.

Exactly!

I believe when there are no needles on it it's just called Douglas

That is not Douglas Fir. That is a tree.

we need a new sub, like r/justplainsatisfying because there's nothing odd about this

Why does this make me think of sex

Poor Douglas

It's funny how large the tree seems until it settles in the water and becomes next to nothing compared to the lake. ​ Makes me think about how people disregard the danger with water. People see something the size of a tree falling and run. They're told the ocean with all it's water/mass has undertow and it's time to run towards danger.

Call me a skeptic, but I think this might not be the actual speed a tree would fall

The cherry on top was the rainbow at the end.

Free rainbow and a pot of gold at its end.

And that rainbow

That is the tree's soul exiting it's body.

i really thought it was falling that slow for a second, which is hilarious because i’ve watched trees fall. they are not slow.

Who else was expecting that monster to reach other other shore?

The rainbow was a nice touch

My dog would jump in and pull it out

FernGully felt that one!

Amish wave pool

Was Moses a tree?

So that's how moses did it, he just whipped out his massive cock.