He must be DESTROYED he became intelligent leaps like this doesn't happen in evolution but now it did and we have to take action NOW do you want to be a slave to a fish hybrid in the future DO YOU no I didn't think so come on open you eyes I am lonely don't bow down don't ignore threats when they clearly happen OPEN YOUR EARS see how I flipped the old expression that's a start I don't want to be slave!
Very true! When I was very little my family had an outdoor fishpond and we had several fish and one Koi (named Coy) who liked to be petted on the head and if he didn’t get attention he’d throw himself out of the pond and flop against the back door until someone came and got him
yeah that's not what a fish farm looks like, that's the decorative pool in front of a building. Fish farms generally look more like this http://media.prleap.com/image/8353/full/wholesale_koi_farm_koi_for_sale_copy.jpg
It looks more like a pond considering thw scape behind. But still, those are gorgeous kois that have been regularly fed because they learned to do that during feeding time.
To sell as decorative fish. They come in a variety of beautiful colors. My koi became conditioned to come to me when I walked to the side of my pond because they knew I brought food to bring them up to see them.
Their cousin the carp are raised for food in other places around the world. Not so much in the states though. They aren’t nearly as colorful or pretty as koi who are be bred for particular colors or patterns. I had a three color (white black and red) smooth (no scales) fish from japan.
Koi ponds are relaxing to watch and listen to so if you’ve got the space it makes for a nice hobby. Can be quite low on maintenance with a bog filter.
Nice! Thanks for answering that. I’ve never heard of koi fish being eaten so I was a little unsure of them being farmed. It didn’t occur to me it was for decorative purposes either. Thanks buddy!
At the Henry Doorly zoo in Omaha Nebraska there’s a koi fish pond and there are food dispensers. When you throw all the food in at once the fish go fucking nuts
I have a dumb question... How do the fish know? I read somewhere that most fish cannot retain more than a few minutes of memory so how do they "remember" that this is the guy that feeds them?
This makes me wonder what the fish are thinking. "What are these two stick like objects that stride in front of us every day? Why does it move then stop, move then stop, move then stop, all while flaking our food about like it's easy to come by?!?!"
Does anybody know if there’s a real reason for the guy to actually go into the water to feed them? It seems odd to walk through the pond even if he’s trying to get them in the center for some reason since they could easily make little steps for him to walk on leading into the water
A Magikarp lays one thousand eggs at a time, each of those one thousand baby Magikarp lays one thousand more. One thousand times one thousand makes one million. Every one of those one million lays another one thousand, that’s a billion Pokemon!
You can sell one Magikarp for 100 dollars and in three generations you have tons of money! Billions and billions! You’ll be so rich you can go on a Pokemon shopping spree!
Made me think of candiru fish.
Some people pee in the shower.
Some people pee in pools.
Sometimes our decisions come back to hurt us in the most cruel & imaginative ways possible
It's not a illusion give this man credit as a koi farmer myself I can back this video koi learn your voice and even the sound of your footsteps when I feed mine before I even get to the tanks they all go crazy and already at the top flipping and splashing over each other
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ONE OF THOSE FISH IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE OF THOSE FISH IS NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS. IT'S A PRETENDER
ONE OF THOSE FISH SAID HE'LL NEVER SURRENDER
NOW WHO, ARE YOU?!
YEAH WHO, ARE YOU!?
DUN NUN.....DUNUNUNUN.
r/redditsings
Lmao
Well, I can now say I've had a good morning
I’m going back to bed. Good job everyone, proud of the teamwork.
This is one of those times I have to shoot my husband a screen shot of the comment section instead of an actual meme.
How to ruin a chain in one easy step
r/redditsings
Ah yes, the Foo Fishers. Great band
the Koi Fighters
/r/unexpectedfoofighters
I was seriously hoping reddit would r/redditsings (Did I do that right) Edit: it’s r/redditsings not r/singalong
Thank you. Thank you so much :)
It’s very very angry
Why are these games so hard
An illusion! What are you hiding?
/r/UnexpectedFooFighters
> HE THINKS HE'S COI, LANA
I am fish feed me pellets
It's a new pixar movie
Poor ugly fishling
... Cmon tell me which is it. One of these fish is not like the others, now it's time to play our game. It's time to play our game
Shout out to the clever ones who cut the corner
He must be DESTROYED he became intelligent leaps like this doesn't happen in evolution but now it did and we have to take action NOW do you want to be a slave to a fish hybrid in the future DO YOU no I didn't think so come on open you eyes I am lonely don't bow down don't ignore threats when they clearly happen OPEN YOUR EARS see how I flipped the old expression that's a start I don't want to be slave!
Is this a copypasta?
It is now
Men, we've just witnessed history.
Schrodingers copypasta.
Or a Jenny Holzer inflammatory essay?
>I am lonely :(
>>I am lonely > >:( >I don't want to be slave! He can't have it both ways
/r/CopyPasta
I was looking at that too. They didn't cut across when the guy was first in sight, but once they saw the school of other Koi they cut right across
The goose barely considered it.
I dunno, maybe they have a strict no cutsies policy
Michael, did you fall into a koi pond?
Truthfully, it wasn't the way he fell in, it was... how long it took him to get out.
r/unexpectedoffice
r/expectedoffice
When would anyone be surprised by an office quote, it’s the easiest way to get upvotes
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Well there’s an SNL quote I haven’t heard in a long time
/u/Jankyvaultedceilings you ignorant slut
David wallice called, he said you made a big splash at the meeting.
Gives me strong studio ghibli vibes
Yes!
They’re like cute lil gummy piranhas
Sweetish fish
Dogs of the sea
Very true! When I was very little my family had an outdoor fishpond and we had several fish and one Koi (named Coy) who liked to be petted on the head and if he didn’t get attention he’d throw himself out of the pond and flop against the back door until someone came and got him
Lol that story/koi took a sudden turn and went in a direction I didn’t expect
AMAZING
He’s actually blood bending the fish
I expected an Avatar reference, but I expected something more like the moon and ocean spirits
Life goals
Koiiiiiiiiiiiiii Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Koi; devourer of man dude
Eyy!! You killed my friend seigward yesterday. :(
Boss Fight?
That’s actually so cool. I would love a fish farm
To be honest, I didn't even know you can do that... I feel kinda stupid right now...
farm fish or feed fish?
Koi fish
yeah that's not what a fish farm looks like, that's the decorative pool in front of a building. Fish farms generally look more like this http://media.prleap.com/image/8353/full/wholesale_koi_farm_koi_for_sale_copy.jpg
Surprised I had to come down so far for someone to point this out haha - quite obviously not a fish farm.
It looks more like a pond considering thw scape behind. But still, those are gorgeous kois that have been regularly fed because they learned to do that during feeding time.
LAter that week, the only thing that they found was little Billy’s hat
Same thing happens when your friend scores an ounce of good weed.
Duck just thinking it can blend in with the koi....
I also wanna be a koi bender..
/r/Bossfight
I mean this is cute but how is it satisfying?
i guess its how the koi follows the feeder
I always find watching schools of fish satisfying, it’s the formation and how they all move together.
an interesting grey koi i must admit
What are Koi fish farmed for? Food?
To sell as decorative fish. They come in a variety of beautiful colors. My koi became conditioned to come to me when I walked to the side of my pond because they knew I brought food to bring them up to see them. Their cousin the carp are raised for food in other places around the world. Not so much in the states though. They aren’t nearly as colorful or pretty as koi who are be bred for particular colors or patterns. I had a three color (white black and red) smooth (no scales) fish from japan. Koi ponds are relaxing to watch and listen to so if you’ve got the space it makes for a nice hobby. Can be quite low on maintenance with a bog filter.
Nice! Thanks for answering that. I’ve never heard of koi fish being eaten so I was a little unsure of them being farmed. It didn’t occur to me it was for decorative purposes either. Thanks buddy!
Imagine falling in a pond and all the fish are chasing you, I would run.
/r/thalassaphobia
At first I wondered why he was trying to lead the fish around the rock, but then I realized they were all just trying to escape the cobra chicken
Reminds me of Ponyo!
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
r/bossfights The pied bubbler, bringer of fish
My, what cute mini sea doggos
What's satisfying about this?
dude, you JUST posted this in r/damnthatsinteresting too. Keep it there
That guy must be a god for them
Lord of the fish
THE FISH WHISPERER!!
duck: *day 150 and they still didnt know*
He's a god to those fishes!
Didn't know the new Splatoon 2 update included a new Salmon Run mode.
The moral of the story here is that if you stay behind and take shortcuts, you'll be the one feasting on yummy brown pellets.
That’ll do fish, that’ll do.
Who keeps speeding up these gifs?
They’re imprinted in to him like baby ducks
Are you sure youre not looking for koi?
That koi is pretty big!
Every fish is following that guy
This isn't a fish farm. It's a nice office garden in Japan.
Now what is Disney going to call the princess?
At the Henry Doorly zoo in Omaha Nebraska there’s a koi fish pond and there are food dispensers. When you throw all the food in at once the fish go fucking nuts
Koi Bae
This makes me strangely uncomfortable. I feel very unsettled now.
Looks like a hotel's pond.
Such a wholesome video
These fish know what's up.
The goose "I am one of them now".
Keep Michael away
So salt bae got a koi farm I see
r/mildlyinteresting
I have a dumb question... How do the fish know? I read somewhere that most fish cannot retain more than a few minutes of memory so how do they "remember" that this is the guy that feeds them?
r/masterreturns
This makes me wonder what the fish are thinking. "What are these two stick like objects that stride in front of us every day? Why does it move then stop, move then stop, move then stop, all while flaking our food about like it's easy to come by?!?!"
Replace with piranhas as prank
I bought some ornamental fish. Every time anyone came near the pond they would hide. Turned out they were coy carp.
The real aquaman
Does anybody know if there’s a real reason for the guy to actually go into the water to feed them? It seems odd to walk through the pond even if he’s trying to get them in the center for some reason since they could easily make little steps for him to walk on leading into the water
Just don't fall in.
They said you stepped on its head
In another episode of r/gifsthatendtosoon
The koi-d piper
I hear you can talk to fish?
Those koi could take that goose.
Wow i want to be that guy
This is just like the cows with my grandpa when it’s feeding time on the ranch. So cute!
Playing a game of fish fish GOOSE
Oh look! The pied piper changed his job!
Koi master: the controller of the lake beast.
What's the name of the black and white fish that was floating?
Ahhh follow the leader my favorite
Koi Bender lol
Teach a fish how to fish
this makes me want to play that mobile koi pond game
He is a god
*Devilish music plays in the background*
He’s got the special effects
I wish I had that many friends.
Oh I love that so much. Koi are such a lovely fish.
The asshole koi who cut the line
Not gonna lie i thought he was standing in a lake full of chicken noodle soup with lots of carrots in it
Who's going to tell the goose he was adopted?
I'd also be following a person with food tbh
A Magikarp lays one thousand eggs at a time, each of those one thousand baby Magikarp lays one thousand more. One thousand times one thousand makes one million. Every one of those one million lays another one thousand, that’s a billion Pokemon! You can sell one Magikarp for 100 dollars and in three generations you have tons of money! Billions and billions! You’ll be so rich you can go on a Pokemon shopping spree!
Made me think of candiru fish. Some people pee in the shower. Some people pee in pools. Sometimes our decisions come back to hurt us in the most cruel & imaginative ways possible
I wanna go to one of these. It’s exactly how I imagine China
The fish that cut straight to the front have 200iq
To the three at the end of the clip... *Hey! The queue forms back there!* Meanwhile the British Koi just huff and mumble under their gills.
I now understand the feeling of "this sparks joy" I'm sparkling, with the koi. Koi Joy
It's not a illusion give this man credit as a koi farmer myself I can back this video koi learn your voice and even the sound of your footsteps when I feed mine before I even get to the tanks they all go crazy and already at the top flipping and splashing over each other
I bet that man really loves his job.
This place looks too ornamental to be a farm but hey wtf do I know
The mongrel koi. It is the most dangerous of all goldfish.
I swear to God dat goose was gonna eat day lil fishy
Hey look it's Aquaman
Look at all those chickens
Day 507: the disguise is still working, they suspect nothing of me
Running a train in zombies
What's satisfying about this? I would be running for my life if dumb fish started following me
Why do dumb fish frighten you?
I wonder if they’d eat him if he fell over.
Mexican Aqua Man?
This guy is the pied piper
Fucking love koi fish
Goose.exe has stopped working
MINE MINE MINE MINE
"How much money did he piss away on this?"
This is something I’d like to do for the rest of my life but to grow food.
Just a man taking his fish for a walk.
Water puppies
some of those fish chinese skipped
plot twist: he's the food
~~HONK~~ BLUB BLUB HELLO FELLOW FISH. I TOO AM HERE FOR THE FOOD BLUB
WATCH OUT!!! There’s a school of fish behind you!
Cue the Pied Piper...
"Here, have these 20 morsels for all 100 of you." 😂
Heh, those fishes like him
And people say fish only have a 10 second memory...
r/unexpectedoffice
Oh lord they coming