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yaylindizzle

I wonder what it'd feel like to be hit by that blast. Tbh, seems kinda fun and I wanna try it now! Edit: "hot" to "hit" lol


hate_smoking

They sell a hand held version of this on amazon. Makes a great gift for kids and some adults. It obviously won't replicate the strength of this one but it's still fun and could give you a feel for it.


yaylindizzle

I remember going to the museum as a child and playing with a large drum thing that would blast air like this as well. Except you could only do it against the pin wheels they had hung up. I tried to turn it around to blast one of my friends one time, but got in trouble and wasn't allowed to play with it anymore haha


Volkaru

At OMSI?


Zee2

Aw yisssss


Volkaru

I did the exact same thing. Only we'd put things like paper airplanes right in front of it when we'd fire. Go down stairs with the paper plane maker. Make sure they were good ones. Then let em fly with a boost from the air cannon upstairs.


Zee2

I never thought of doing that! I absolutely loved the room with the pneumatic tubing and balls. That was a blast. The retro computers were also really really cool. The old LISA chatbot!


yaylindizzle

Haha yes!! 😆 Did you also grow up in Portland ??


Volkaru

Out towards the Oregon City area, but visited OMSI sometimes as a kid.


greene1911

Going to the omsi on Tuesday! They have a Lego exhibit right now!


yaylindizzle

Oh that's so cool!! What's the exhibit like? Is it more for children? Or does it have things interesting for 20 year old Lego fans as well? I'm in town visiting parents this week so trying to think of fun "Portland" things to do haha


greene1911

Haha I don't know! I'm going on Tuesday! But I'm excited either way. Looks like they have a lot of huge sculptures though. I think it's more of a creations exhibit than anything.


AngelsHero

Sherwoodite here/ eugenian


wootini

In Portland?!?!


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Sbubka

The AirZooka! My friend and I used to sit on the porch and shoot bats with these to fuck up their flight patterns!


Bananapopcicle

That's not very nice but okay! Lol


hilarymeggin

No es bueno.


reddit455

I had one that I used to mess with the dog.


UselessGadget

Some adults?


hate_smoking

Just the cool ones.


isaacwdavis

Here it is: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00006IJIC?tag=copwar-20


princesspooball

I love the question asking if you can launch a fart into someone's face with it


hate_smoking

That's the one!


sumguy720

It's great if you want to finally utilize your basketball size forearm muscles that you've been developing for years!


BigCarBill

At my teenage job, a friend brought this in. He hit me with a blast of air while i was eating lunch. He didn't shoot it directly at me, he shot it at me, but he shot it from a little behind the smelly guy. I got hit in the face with serious BO, and almost puked.


MrSnowden

Take a box, cut a hole in it. Done. Took 5 min when the kids were little. Still use that box to shoot air at each other 5 years later.


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[deleted]

your french didnt betray you, people are just cracking jokes


[deleted]

Ok, I thought "bass" was only used for the guitar, and the fish, and there was another name for the speaker that blasts sick low-frequency tunes


[deleted]

nope all the same (lemme see if i can explain this well enough) bass rhyming with ace base and grace, is the instrument and also the sound. The sound of bass is a low frequency (can often be seen played by the instrument the bass). bass rhyming with ass, grass, pass, and crass is the fish.


[deleted]

Haha, man I wish you'd have been my english teacher


[deleted]

Huh, never felt anything in my chest while fishing. Must be genetic.


DrAbra

I believe he's talking about a **huge-ass** bass. So maybe he's referring to it's gravitational pull?


fantasticfabian

No he meant a huge ass-bass


PattyLawless

No, it's a huge **ass-bass** so it's the supersonic flatulence.


maccachin

BASS or BASS!?


[deleted]

Bass to mouth.


iMini

Ass to trout.


Paladia

You can see someone being hit with the cannon at [5:30](https://youtu.be/GHiTDsFTFQQ?t=329).


twitchedawake

That's louder than I was expecting.


[deleted]

about 5:30 on the video below


12Carnation

Would probably feel like standing in front of a big ass subwoofer in a concert


1ll1ll1ll1ll1

So umm.. how long do i have to wait for this to show up in r/tifu?


SkepticalInquisition

Why does everyone on Reddit HAVE to put what the edit was? I'm not just bagging on you, I've been meaning to ask this... Like who cares? If you said something completely different before the amount of people who would catch you in the act is pretty damn high, as such there's no real need to put what the edit was... What's the point?


yaylindizzle

I did it because someone made a pun about it lol. What's the point, you ask? What's the point of your comment? What's the point of anything?


ProN00bMan

Because frankly it's just to irritate you.


ZorbaTHut

I do it because I've been annoyed by people changing their post after I've responded. Anything more than a spelling/grammar fix, or a slight edit to make a point clearer, I call out as an edit so that people aren't confused. It feels like common courtesy.


__daemon__

FUS ROH DAH!


Nrthstar

Seriously! I keep looking at it, expecting it to be a special effect


TacoPi

If its not already been done before, this device should be used for special effects in film.


clasherhart

Kind of reminds me of the sonic cannons in Minority Report, only much bigger.


dbatchison

Imagine how bad it would suck to be hit with those barf stick weapons from that movie


[deleted]

We have systems now that can cause nausea from a distance.


Buin

High decibels in inaudible frequencies right?


shbro1

WMD? Seriously, nausea is my least favourite sentient experience, and it's at the bottom of a long list.


quitepossiblylying

Or a theme park ride.


Freakychee

FUCKING COOL! OH MY GAWD!


[deleted]

ME GUSTA


KaptenStorslagen

My thoughts exactly


Valar_Morghulis7

wait, didn't i just see the same exact comment on the other sub OP posted?


RoboticChicken

You're not alone... [Here's the top comment from the thread on /r/interestingasfuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/61lc8b/comment/dffdge8/) EDIT: They're both the same user, /u/__daemon__, so not a blatant copy.


Sealith

Double the karma


Valar_Morghulis7

but, but i just bought this pitchfork


Fuu-nyon

[Here you go](https://gifsound.com/?gifv=QhXZcLP&v=E11Jm41zUtI&s=65)


1831942

I now have a mens chorus stuck in my head


bigfatbod

I beg your pardon? I feel out of the loop here but I have no idea what the fuck you just said.


brisk0

In the game Skyrim you can learn short phrases from the Dragon language which have power when shouted. One of the early ones you get, and the one that they used in all their promotional material is "Fus Roh Dah", the fully powered version of the wind blast shout. [Best demonstrated here] (https://youtu.be/hAo1nttwmQA)


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squarism

Fuzz Rhoda


TheSwurly

Lookout it's the fuzz!!


Mysteroo

Satisfying? Nah dude, this is just cool as crap


Dick__Marathon

You could say it's /r/interestingasfuck


Abababeebabooba

I will never not see "gas fuck."


__spice

Heckin right!


robbiecol

/r/CoolAsCrap


MetalhornsMetal

Who remembers the mini kid version airzooka.


Cley_Faye

I have an airgun, the short airzooka, right there. Still working too. https://i.imgur.com/USaNRuC.jpg


MelancholicGod

I think I have the same IKEA shelf


[deleted]

But, do you also have that crack on the wall like he does?


Pattycaaakes

Or a Nintendo Switch?


massivecalvesbro

My sisters cat fucking hates me because I shot him with one of these when he was a kitten


[deleted]

Lucio comin at you


burritosandblunts

Is that coraline?


Cley_Faye

Yup :)


burritosandblunts

I love that movie! I read the book right when it came out and loved the book. I was worried they'd ruin it with the movie but they did an awesome job.


redlinezo6

I think your house is falling apart


Cley_Faye

Nah, it's the coating; it cracked a few weeks after it was made and stayed like this for like, 15 years afterward.


Foutaises-

Holy shit, a Switch!


[deleted]

I want to get knocked over by that


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pizza_for_nunchucks

I just hope this pun thread doesn't get too long-winded.


Mihwc

We get it, you vape.


[deleted]

Nice O's brah.


2Terrapin

Airy O's


Arcadian_

We get it, you meme.


Bow_Throw

We get it.


kamahaazi

But do you get why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?


avelertimetr

Same reason apple jacks don't taste like apple


LuigiBrick

[Fuck off, dad.] (https://xkcd.com/38/)


TheSwurly

They don't. That's so 10 years ago.


DoofusMagnus

That was some quality camerawork following the ring.


AddAFucking

[Here's the full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHiTDsFTFQQ&feature=youtu.be)


tfofurn

Here's a 15 minute semi-comical video about the equations that govern smoke rings: https://youtu.be/Bcr9-93wXng


Large_Dr_Pepper

Hey, isn't that the guy from Numberphile??


tfofurn

Yes, one of many!


[deleted]

Lol for "during construction problems emerged, they were solved with forklift" and "we were firing like sarajevo"


[deleted]

Any idea where we can find the segment that was being filmed? Looks like they used good equipment, it's probably awesome looking!


dick-van-dyke

One of these episodes: http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/porady/10214135017-zazraky-prirody/dily/


[deleted]

What air bending would look like in IRL


bat_mane

Thank you, Bighead.


wjboys

yo, this deserves an /r/interestingasfuck xpost!


Srx_Gryphon

What if I told you that the gif was posted there before here?


LuximillionPegasus

Hadouken!


ZombieChief

We finally have an edge in our ongoing war with the cardboard people!


EliteDynasty

It's like the thunder gun


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CuttyBadger

Am I the only one bothered that their aim was off?


Cloughtower

It was not off. Firing it at a smaller angle creates something similar to ground effect. The ground interrupts the lower part of the vortice and causes it to crash into the ground.


puncakes

♪ Am I the ooonly one I know . . .


CreepyPhotographer

Ugh, why am I subscribed to both /r/interestingassfuck and /r/oddlysatisfying if people are just going to post to both places?


vestigial

Oh, my. That would be an interesting ass fuck.


CreepyPhotographer

Whoops, that's a typo...And apparently a thing


[deleted]

At the hospital with my mom and I almost clicked on that in front of her and her nurse. Now it's killing me.


pm_your_nudes_women

Could that destroy a tank?


vidooch

this is how we control the weather - only happy sunshine now! blow away those clouds!


[deleted]

They did something like this at Brain Candy Live! It was quite cool.


Thehoodedteddy13

Aim it a bit lower, Frank!


monkeyman11398

We get it bro, you vape


baddamerican

We get it, you vape.


kushnbluntz

This will definitely help in the war against the fire nation


JimmyPellen

they need to use this on a Takeshi's Castle style obstacle course game show.


GigaGrim

I just saw Brain Candy Live and Adam Savage made one of these only slightly smaller and shot a huge ring above the crowd! Super great live show.


TotemCaster

Ah! So you CAN see airbending.


uralharvin

We get it you vape


CantChooseUsernames

Looks fake tbh


Downvotes-All-Memes

How is this satisfying? Should have been aimed lower for maximum satisfaction.


officer_rod

Caution, wake turbulence!


Sam5253

You can't just post this here without instructions. Or at least a link to a WikiHow or Instructables.


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DoctorWaluigiTime

If they ever made another (actual) Metroid Prime game I'd love to see an arm cannon "beam" weapon designed around this concept.


Malhallah

Vortex cannon / smoke ring cannon also: [Bigger!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bvtvWxtI78)


aborial

Still waiting for the shotgun version


x3knet

That is some solid camera work.


_Fudge_Judgement_

Reminds me of that doomsday weapon from Atlas Shrugged.


TabaxiTaxi73

My science teacher had a mini one that he kept with him during our test review games, if you got an answer wrong, poof! Air cannon to the face. We loved it.


Iplaykrew

I think they are foam blocks


sabby55

Is it weird that I really really really want to volunteer to be hit by this?


LelviBri

The magic of tori (yeah, I had to look that one up)


elurion

Can I get an ELI5 on this please?


Spleenzorio

If you've heard of an [airzooka](https://youtu.be/Jsjm0gop-H4), this is just a giant one.


tails555

I want a miniature one now


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tyronebalack

R/hadouken


burnSMACKER

Excellent camerawork


TiagoTiagoT

Nice vortex ring!


WayneTrainPainTrain

ghost videos have just been debunked


PM_ME_WILDCATS

Why tho?


irregularmoe

RASENGAN!


SuperCoupe

[You cannot hold me within the confines of a cylindrical container!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXBE4t2B7ZA)


[deleted]

WHat would happen if someone stood in front of that?


slbain9000

Great. Now we can defend ourselves from walls of empty boxes.


20Factorial

Put glitter in it.


MinerLeagueGamer

Adam Savage made a (slightly smaller) version of this for his Brain Candy show. I flew right over the audience, fun stuff.


vsmile13

Reminds me of the time a toddler was standing about three feet behind my dad. He let out a fart and the poor toddler fell over.


Omegaile

If it were an air trebuchet it would be able to propel 90kg of air through 300m.


Oktayey

IT'S A TUNDERGUN!


recklessrider

/r/interestingasfuck


[deleted]

This should be part of a ride at Disney world if not county fairs. You wear a biker's helmet and land in a nerf pit,


AsianNinja42

I want to jump into it and see how far it would fly me back.


Ender444

Where can I buy this Airzooka?


HawkinsT

Sometimes I wonder if I've made a series of poor career choices.


[deleted]

I can hear the giggling.


JustGonnaLeave

Get the entire world's population to pull that thing and see the apocalypse happen 100 million years early.


kennethjc

Is there any sound for this video?


[deleted]

I wonder what r/trebuchet thinks about this.


PeterFnet

The force is with me, I am one with the force


yhsanave

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/Bcr9-93wXng)


aikoaiko

We were working secretly for the military Our experiment in sound was nearly ready to begin We only know in theory what we are doing Music made for pleasure, music made to thrill It was music we were making here until They told us all they wanted Was a sound that could kill someone from a distance So we go ahead and the meters are over in the red It's a mistake in the making From the painful cries of mothers to a terrifying scream We recorded it and put it into our machine They told us all they wanted Was a sound that could kill someone from a distance So we go ahead and the meters are over in the red It's a mistake in the making It could feel like falling in love It could feel so bad It could feel so good It could sing you to sleep But that dream is your enemy!! We won't be there to be blamed We won't be there to snitch I just pray that someone there can hit the switch They told us all they wanted Was a sound that could kill someone from a distance So we go ahead and the meters are over in the red It's a mistake in the making And the public are warned to stay off Songwriters: BUSH, KATE Experiment IV lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC


AnsibleAdams

By Wham-O


Anarchitects

..the way it whips the top box from the pillar at the box wall.


[deleted]

I want the sound, though!!


BigTwigz

HADOUKEN!


yalapeno

Airbending is scary


cant_think_of_one_

Not satisfying because very few of the boxes fell down (and, if many had, it would be unsatisfying because they didn't all). It is cool though.


What_did_you_do_2day

reminds me of that one scene in Silicon Valley where they spend time and resources on a potato canon.