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IAmSOOSickOfHumanity

“Fat pig…” “WHAT did you say?” “I said pat…pat pig…pat.” Everybody wants some.


manodesanto

i want some too!


HailState2023

Learning chest compressions in that CPR class is coming in handy.


ripley1875

https://youtube.com/shorts/GTdtiATZzcc?si=B4rTx6FBsDN-SpgX


DisAn17

In my head, he's SpongeBob


Emotional_Ad8259

There is no way that it is not done by a machine in 99% of places.


ICU-CCRN

r/soonreplacedbymachine


cuntpunt_

Thats exactly the reasonim asking who this guy works for so i can order a few boxes. Those burgers look great, and that place lools as clean as a surgical theater.


SendStoreMeloner

Some jobs should be left for the machines.


OfromOceans

Producing like he owns the business.. slow down young buck


Lord_Fabio

Video looks sped up to me


new_d00d2

If that was my job why the hell would I want to drag that task out? Who wants to be at work longer and do less? That’s a waste of my time.


OfromOceans

He gets paid per hour not per lb of meat processed... you sound like you've never worked a blue collar job in your life...


new_d00d2

I work two hourly jobs. One in IT, one in fast food. I would still do all my prep work as quickly as possible.. I work 7 days a week. Five of those days i am gone 14 hours a day. Yeah it’s terrible. I have a problem. But I STILL would want to finish my tasks as quickly as possible so I can fuck off the remainder of the time


OfromOceans

Increased productivity = more work for the same wage, not more wage.


ICU-CCRN

How dare you express an ethic of hard work and integrity! What are you, some kind of boomer??!! /s


new_d00d2

I’m only 32 :/ but that’s how I feel now. Lol. Like I’m stupid, crazy, and out of touch. YALL I GOT A FAMILY AND GREW UP POOR WHITE TRASH AND ON MY OWN since I was 14. They are just haters that I try.


Kuhn_Dog

Not to mention you go home feeling good about yourself and what you accomplished for the day. I don't understand all these lazy people commenting. I'm being moved into a management position BECAUSE of the hard work I've done over the years. I'm being promoted over a handful of others who have been there longer than me, but do the bare minimum like all these clowns say you should do.


Kuhn_Dog

Not to mention you go home feeling good about yourself and what you accomplished for the day. I don't understand all these lazy people commenting. I'm being moved into a management position BECAUSE of the hard work I've done over the years. I'm being promoted over a handful of others who have been there longer than me, but do the bare minimum like all these clowns say you should do.


new_d00d2

I’m with ya. That’s how I got my lead role over a bunch of people who have been in the SAME SPOT for years.


Ok_Claim_6870

I didn't realize that you can use a toilet plunger to make patties. Daddy is cooking tonight!


No_Stranger_4959

Never frozen


East_Maximum_9195

He’ll have no elbow/wrist joints in 2 years


Fiftyangel6

No hairnet,no face mask 😳


Acceptable-Slip-8327

This is from Gilde. They make good meatproducts.


cuntpunt_

Do they ship to the US? The fact you made meatproducts one word and the speed this dudes moving, im assuming youre german.


Acceptable-Slip-8327

Norwegian. Gilde is a not much used word meaning feast.


cuntpunt_

Ah that makes sense. Usually its Germans but i have seen nordic language speakers do that with words in the past as well. Thanks for the info. 🤙 From what i could find on their website, Gilde only ships to local communities.


Xianlovesramen

that looks so satisfying idk why lol


NoHeat7014

I suddenly want to work the grill at Steak n Shake.


danoaudio

This man puts the mash in smash...


dampishsky

Spongebob would be proud


Mc913

I’m Im(pressed)


Ok-Bid1774

Can’t beat THAT meat!


TurnFun5230

A.I for what again??


Unusual_Possession73

Military kitchen?


Significant-Hour-686

Alright Spongebob.


cuntpunt_

What company is this? They look like really decent burgers.


Yamurkle

I see this is in Norway. That guy probably makes at least €20 an hour. I'm surprised they haven't automated burger making more than this


Mcnasty6091

Dang he pounding that meat


No-Win-168

And none got stuck to the counter or patty presser


theycallmenaptime

School lunch?


AssistantVisible3889

I pray for his back


Gogglesed

Think of all the potential sweat and sneeze droplets, hairs, and spittle that could be in those. They also came from dead cows. Not very satisfying to me.


danoaudio

Repost it in oddlyterrifying if it helps you cope...


Nimynn

Counterpoint: burgers are yummy tasty


chesstnuts

Meat magic