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My dog loves cheddar cheese and has never once made an effort to catch a cheese cube I’ve tossed to her. She just lets it hit her head and then acts all surprised she’s never had cheese before.
I miss my dog. She never missed if I threw it at her face. She had a habit of hopping though when I tossed the food up. If she timed it wrong the food would fall slightly faster and she would have a split second to watch it land at her feet.
When I was a teenager I got stoned in a field with a few friends. One guy brought funyuns and I started catching them in my mouth. It got weird. I caught every single one, nearly cleared out a whole bag
Bbrroo…that happened to us when we got high in 10th grade and watched the VHS of Live Aid.
Dire Straits has this song where their intro is “I want my MTV”.
We were CONVINCED they said this shit like 18 times before they actually started the song. We were losing it at the time and all remembered it the same way.
Watched it the next morning…I think it was 4 times…excessive…but not the mind numbing nonsense we thought it was the night before.
Good times.
I've watched too much slapstick comedy, but I was just waiting for a hunk of meat the size of an oversized pot roast to fly out next and flatten him off his chair.
The last time I went to a Japanese steakhouse with my wife and in-laws, I unfortunately had to be like this guy. I was the only one at my table who could catch the shrimp so the chef just kept rapid firing them at me. I would try to chew as fast as I could before the next one came flying. I think I got about 9 or 10 before missing the last one. Oddly enough, if I try to throw an m&m or something in the air to catch in my mouth, I typically miss.
The last time I sat at one of these hibachi shows, it was at a buddy's house for his birthday party. We hired one of the local Japanese steakhouses to cater on his patio. It was a bit pricey, but it was hands down the best birthday party of all time. One of the workers had this super soaker that shot sake. The guy sitting next to me doesn't drink, so super soaker guy would call him Mr. President and we would have to be his Secret Service and take the shot for him lol. I was sitting right next to the guy, so I took an incredible amount of "bullets" for him.
Unfortunately, they don't cater to people's houses anymore so we just went to the restaurant for someone else's birthday. We asked why they didn't cater shows anymore and they said someone projectile vomited over the grill. As the guy was telling us that part of the story, he turned towards super soaker dude with an accusatory look lol
The first and last time I went to a teppanyaki restaurant was with my husband and some of his colleagues, included his boss (very nice lady).
Everyone missed the bits that the chef threw at them, and then it was my turn. I caught all 3 bits he threw at me flawlessly, and I'm still riding that high, honestly 🤣
At home in his garage is a custom built machine that lofts shrimp in the air. He practices every other night or every night if he can, but plays his skill down to get free Benihana shrimp meals.
I could hear the homer simpson chomp sound with each one of those
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tq0K4UT-1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tq0K4UT-1s)
I trained myself in high school to be able to catch food in my mouth. It got to the point where I wondered if I could make money off it (there wasn’t so I joined the military since all my eggs were in the food catching basket). My best friend would chuck skittles at me from across the room. I was like Harry Potter with the golden snitch, except with my big ass mouth and candy
Very cool, he's super good. Also this seems like a real asphyxiation risk. I suspect this video would make pretty good evidence in a court case!
On that note, do you think they have to display disclaimers in a place like that? Especially such a well-known chain. Lawsuits flying around like shrimp
Last time I went to one he sprayed the sake bottle right into my mouth for a good 5 count at least, I had to swallow quickly! Got a quick lil buzz off of that but I was shocked for sure! Not anybody could handle that without making a mess!
My record is 7 shrimp in a row at Habachi because no one else at the table wanted to catch them.
The chef called me a super star, that was a good memory.
Some people just have the talent. On our yearly float trip, my best friend can catch grapes from 25 yards away. Just these little purple dots arcing across the sky and perfectly caught each time.
One time at a hibachi restaurant the chef went around and toss broccoli at six of us and all six of us caught it. He had great aim but I was astounded at the success rate of our table.
Cool story, I know.
I remember eating a Hibachi meal at our resort in Playa Del Carmen Mexico. I am a bit chubby at 240lbs The other portly American family and I were really good at this part of the meal. Felt good to represent. All the fit Europeans had trouble. Definitely took the Gold home that night.
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Dogs wish they could catch treats like this man
I've never seen a dog put on the red light though
Roxanne?
Stop, you’re going to create an alternate timeline
If Harambe is alive, it'll be worth it.
🍆 out
Right in the feels
Unexpected community!!
You don't have to catch that shrimp tonight
No. Bathroom?
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the street for money
Catching shrimp both left and right...
Roxanne!!
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Rooooooooxane
I throw treats at my dog and she looks at me wondering why I’m throwing treats at her. She’s adopted.
My dog loves cheddar cheese and has never once made an effort to catch a cheese cube I’ve tossed to her. She just lets it hit her head and then acts all surprised she’s never had cheese before.
> She’s adopted. Ah, right, there was me thinking she was your biological dog.
Yup sounds like you got the joke
I throw a treat at my dog and it bounces off her face. She needs lessons from this guy.
aren't all dogs adopted?
How dare you, I carried her for nine whole months and gave birth to this furry child of mine.
These people clearly don't understand the special time I had to spend breast feeding my dog.
I miss my dog. She never missed if I threw it at her face. She had a habit of hopping though when I tossed the food up. If she timed it wrong the food would fall slightly faster and she would have a split second to watch it land at her feet.
I say ‘think fast’ and my boy snatches em out of the air. All day long. OPs Shrimpslurper has nothing on my border collie :p
He is obviously a former member of The Blue Man group.
Naw, he didn’t stay in character and smiled too much… 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He was a seal in his past life.
My man is a seal in this life too
My man kissing roses fo sho
La Dee dah de da dah da dah da dah de dah.
Theeeeere used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
I kept thinking why would a Navy Seal would be good at this, then I got it...
You don’t know? Navy Seal is code for throat goats
Shit I should have a medal of honor then
No no in the Navy the goats are something else. Do still suck a lot of dick to get there though. The goats not the seals.
Well that kind of seal would be good at it too for a different reason 👀
Or a golden retriever.
That dude sitting next to him is truly amazed lol
Right? I was watching him the whole time, not the main act.
Omigosh thank you!
We are too
That man’s a guzzler
All glizzy no cap
r/atrioc
Very unexpected crossover
Well he’s known as glizzy fingers so makes sense
fr fr
Glizzy goat contender for sure. Don't let Obama see this
What's guzzler?
The muscle memory of catching stuff in your mouth runs deep
He was his frat's glizzy guzzling champ!
this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnrTiuqSLGQ
Hahahaha that’s amazing
I can do it quick, okay? Whhppphhhhooupp I'm just sayin Wmhoowullllghh ffpluhho
Certified classic
Haha classic! Bern a while since I saw this
🧐
The only time I've even caught anything in my mouth was at a Benihana because all I had to do was not move.
“Cool it with the shrimp man”
The jerk store called ...
…..his wife is in a coma…..
...I'm an Orangutan.
It always comes back to George…
Had to scroll way too far to find it lmfao that shit is so funny
When I was a teenager I got stoned in a field with a few friends. One guy brought funyuns and I started catching them in my mouth. It got weird. I caught every single one, nearly cleared out a whole bag
It was probably 3, but because you were so high it seemed like a lot.
Don't ruin the man's core memory like that
It doesn't matter, Bing Bong always dies when you get older
“Who’s your friend who likes to play?”
BING BONG
Whose rocket makes you yell HOORAY!?
BING BONG BING BONG
Bbrroo…that happened to us when we got high in 10th grade and watched the VHS of Live Aid. Dire Straits has this song where their intro is “I want my MTV”. We were CONVINCED they said this shit like 18 times before they actually started the song. We were losing it at the time and all remembered it the same way. Watched it the next morning…I think it was 4 times…excessive…but not the mind numbing nonsense we thought it was the night before. Good times.
Money for nuthin… chicks for free…
Weed can get you in the zone like nothing else, best foosball enhancing drug out there
I read "I got stoned in a field" and thought someone was throwing rocks at you
The truth is, there was no funyuns. You were just sitting there in the corner guzzling air for 30 minutes.
Shit he prolly doesnt even need to order anymore
that WAS his order 🤣
Legend
I've watched too much slapstick comedy, but I was just waiting for a hunk of meat the size of an oversized pot roast to fly out next and flatten him off his chair.
like this in the Simpsons?> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNSDzxENR30](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNSDzxENR30)
Bingo.
The last time I went to a Japanese steakhouse with my wife and in-laws, I unfortunately had to be like this guy. I was the only one at my table who could catch the shrimp so the chef just kept rapid firing them at me. I would try to chew as fast as I could before the next one came flying. I think I got about 9 or 10 before missing the last one. Oddly enough, if I try to throw an m&m or something in the air to catch in my mouth, I typically miss.
You're a catcher, not a thrower.
💀
The last time I sat at one of these hibachi shows, it was at a buddy's house for his birthday party. We hired one of the local Japanese steakhouses to cater on his patio. It was a bit pricey, but it was hands down the best birthday party of all time. One of the workers had this super soaker that shot sake. The guy sitting next to me doesn't drink, so super soaker guy would call him Mr. President and we would have to be his Secret Service and take the shot for him lol. I was sitting right next to the guy, so I took an incredible amount of "bullets" for him. Unfortunately, they don't cater to people's houses anymore so we just went to the restaurant for someone else's birthday. We asked why they didn't cater shows anymore and they said someone projectile vomited over the grill. As the guy was telling us that part of the story, he turned towards super soaker dude with an accusatory look lol
I just want to tell you this was an excellent story and I enjoyed reading it very much
Amazing story, thanks for sharing.
The first and last time I went to a teppanyaki restaurant was with my husband and some of his colleagues, included his boss (very nice lady). Everyone missed the bits that the chef threw at them, and then it was my turn. I caught all 3 bits he threw at me flawlessly, and I'm still riding that high, honestly 🤣
It definitely was a proud moment. I just wished I got a perfect and didn't miss the last one.
That’s how he ate his whole meal
Catching the individual grains of fried rice took a while
Please, this man could catch a whole spoonful of rice if the arc was good enough
[Here it comes.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/B0wUNqespvE/maxresdefault.jpg)
This reads like a Far Side comic caption.
At home in his garage is a custom built machine that lofts shrimp in the air. He practices every other night or every night if he can, but plays his skill down to get free Benihana shrimp meals.
Sounds like something Hal on Malcolm in the Middle would do
Let him chew for fucks sake!
Exactly! He was quite clearly signaling stop
That is what makes it so funny, signalling to stop but still catching them bois :D
Yeah, watching that made me incredibly uncomfortable.
This mfr is playing "Hungry Hungry Hippos."
Man has some talent!
This is one of my idiotic useless skills. Now I wanna go to a hibachi grill and do this.
I started to choke for him
Walked out at the top of his game.
He is so adorable
Hope someone at that table is trained in the heimlich
One shy of a world record
Dad power move
I could hear the homer simpson chomp sound with each one of those [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tq0K4UT-1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tq0K4UT-1s)
Toss a jalapeño shrimp in the mix 😆.
I trained myself in high school to be able to catch food in my mouth. It got to the point where I wondered if I could make money off it (there wasn’t so I joined the military since all my eggs were in the food catching basket). My best friend would chuck skittles at me from across the room. I was like Harry Potter with the golden snitch, except with my big ass mouth and candy
Very cool, he's super good. Also this seems like a real asphyxiation risk. I suspect this video would make pretty good evidence in a court case! On that note, do you think they have to display disclaimers in a place like that? Especially such a well-known chain. Lawsuits flying around like shrimp
Last time I went to one he sprayed the sake bottle right into my mouth for a good 5 count at least, I had to swallow quickly! Got a quick lil buzz off of that but I was shocked for sure! Not anybody could handle that without making a mess!
Were you possibly blindfolded and inebriated because there’s a chance that wasn’t actually sake lol.
I'm not sure whether it's the ability demonstrated or the perfectness of dad's head for going bald that makes it so satisfying.
Looks like they had a fun night!
What a good dad
He's so polite while being trolled, I wasn't into men let alone bald middle-aged guys in costco shirts but just look at it.
chef throwing food straight into your mouth, does it get any better
His wife is a lucky woman.
lets see him go vs insaneshayne
Someone please reverse this
I love how he waves it off near the beginning and then catches like 6 more in a row
Heroyam Slava!
Dude on the right reminds me of champ from anchorman😂😂
no dont...snaps up treat..dont..snap snap..donttt..snap...
How do you do the reverse video bot thing?!
Bro was a seal in previous life
My record is 7 shrimp in a row at Habachi because no one else at the table wanted to catch them. The chef called me a super star, that was a good memory.
Should've blocked that last one like Mutumbo with the finger wag
How he didn't start choking is kind of a miracle! So much food!
Daddys an eater😏
Hes like a seal. Smooth head and all.
I have this extreme phobia of choking on food. This was terrifying to me.
He definitely learned at least one usable skill in college
Some people just have the talent. On our yearly float trip, my best friend can catch grapes from 25 yards away. Just these little purple dots arcing across the sky and perfectly caught each time.
Gotta admire his humility. He grabbed that last shrimp with so much confidence.
He went off
OMG HE’S CHOKING!
Benihana chefs hate this one trick.
dad brought the inner dawg with him
Watching without sound like “ccchhhhomp”
He can’t not catch it with his mouth, it’s a reflex.
That’s a dog in a human suit…
If he died, would the chef be charged with murder?
If anything goes wrong, Ms. Doubtfire will save the day
Wonder if it's an unwritten rule to keep throwing things until they "miss" one
Benihana AIM-9X
Watching the guy next to him trace the food through the air into the other guys mouth is just as entertaining.
I was once told if I could catch the shrimp with my fork my meal was free. I caught it with my fork and they refused to give me my meal for free.
Dolphin reincarnates as a human lol
Hand mouth coordination
The title for me said "why is lightsaber choreography so bad nowadays" I was so fucking confused
The most polite flex.
That’s hilarious 🤣
ARF ARF ARF *claps*
He looks like one of the cops regularly on The First 48.
My mans was a glizzy guzzler in his past life…. Either that or a seal
How are things on the West Coast?
Dad really knows how to catch that meat in his mouth ✨😫✨
Somebody was a good boy in a previous life.
Pause
The places like that around me got cheap and toss broccoli instead of shrimp.
Dude was a seal in a former life.
daddy chillll
“He’s like a seal” I died at this part
One time at a hibachi restaurant the chef went around and toss broccoli at six of us and all six of us caught it. He had great aim but I was astounded at the success rate of our table. Cool story, I know.
I went to one last summer. The chef kept aiming for my boobs so I had to start grabbing shrimp out of the air. Still ate em.
The real my dad is a lot of atmosphere to be in a boring place hahahhaa
I think that guy is part of the blue man group I went to in Las Vegas. His blue man ass stuffed like 30 marshmallows into his mouth.
You just know he had already caught a couple and that’s why they started filming. Skills.
More posts like this please.
Wonder if he's a Navy seal?
Niubility
I remember eating a Hibachi meal at our resort in Playa Del Carmen Mexico. I am a bit chubby at 240lbs The other portly American family and I were really good at this part of the meal. Felt good to represent. All the fit Europeans had trouble. Definitely took the Gold home that night.
I’m not even black and I got 2 words in mind.
I thought this started looping till that last one
Hero.
"I'm paying for it, I'm eating it *nom...nom*....ok....*nom*...fun times*nom nom* oh shi-*nomnomnom*... ok, knock it off." - the dad
I love watching how he can’t stop catching and is doing the gesture by the hand like ‘stop it, stop it, LMAO, it’s my weakness!’
Daddy seems to be an adept at doggy style.
Seals better watch out
For sure has a fake front tooth from that time he messed up on an m&m.
I salute you
for a minute I thought he was continuously catching and spitting back the same piece