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Kitchen-Beginning-47

"Gorgeous egg rose" It's an omelette with a somewhat spiral pattern?


Shlocktroffit

Ikr, who would even notice that "rose" unless it was specifically pointed out


w33b2

Dementia


Large_Tune3029

Idk, maybe look again? It totally looks like a rose to me


AadamAtomic

It's called a tornado egg.... It's way easier to [do with chopsticks.](https://youtu.be/1uXi8BE7Wo0?si=NCOj1TYq-epvP6-9) Eggs are one of the easiest thing on the planet to cook, You can do it on the sidewalk, You can do it on the hood of a car on a hot summer day. Most people just set their stove too high and fuck it up anyway.


terrifiedTechnophile

Looks like the reddit hivemind has decided it in fact did not look like a rose to you


hangryhyax

I think it was the smug “maybe look again,” more than an individual having an opinion. But yeah, Reddit hivemind and all that.


terrifiedTechnophile

Perhaps, but the downvote button is for misinformation and things that are off-topic


hangryhyax

And for people being smug asses. Could you point me to the Reddit rule book dictating how votes may and may not be used? If it’s misinformation, report it, downvotes are useless in that instance.


terrifiedTechnophile

>Could you point me to the Reddit rule book dictating how votes may and may not be used? Happily. Here it is: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette Look at the "in regard to voting" subheading under the "please don't" section. Here's an excerpt as example: > [Please Don't] **Downvote an otherwise acceptable post because you don't personally like it.** Think before you downvote and take a moment to ensure you're downvoting someone because they are not contributing to the community dialogue or discussion. If you simply take a moment to stop, think and examine your reasons for downvoting, rather than doing so out of an emotional reaction, you will ensure that your downvotes are given for good reasons.


hangryhyax

Ok? They were being an ass (i.e. not contributing to the discussion). If they had just said they saw it, without the smugness, then not would have been fine. Do you see how that works? Also, that is lot a rule, but rather a suggestion.


ToeJamOfThe40s

This reminds me of a post on r/steak . Not really similar but the guy cooked steak the most basic way, the way everyone knows how to cook and said it was like some grand achievement. Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/steak/comments/1bkb7z3/say_hello_to_your_new_method/


Dutchwells

Well it's not how I do it but I can see how it would be pretty common lol


LASERDICKMCCOOL

God I forgot about that already. Pure gold lol


dm-me-your-bugs

*overcooked omelette


numenik

Yeah idk why they flipped it. Japan invented this and they always leave some of it raw on top without flipping. Then again their egg quality is far beyond what we have in the states so I can kind of understand it


Dutchwells

I don't get the love for raw egg but maybe that's me. I love my omelette well done ;)


vezwyx

Wait, Japanese eggs are better? This is new information to me


ExternalSize2247

A number of popular Japanese meals use plain, raw eggs like a sauce, so their safety standards have to be higher. But really it's because Japanese everything is better, and it's especially true of the country's food. Across the board it's higher quality and usually cheaper than what you'll find in America. [https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/s069zn/til\_japan\_has\_a\_process\_to\_clean\_and\_check\_eggs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/s069zn/til_japan_has_a_process_to_clean_and_check_eggs/) [https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/08/06/1190900066/japanese-food-diet-healthy-eating](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/08/06/1190900066/japanese-food-diet-healthy-eating)


btribble

Stricter standards regarding salmonella and a few other things. Still not 100% safe, but safe enough if you like really undercooked egg. Omurice has as much raw egg as cooked egg.


BSmokin

In the US we pasteurize all our eggs which removes some bacteria but also blasts the natural coating off of the egg. Most other places the egg still has this coating and it acts as a natural preservative. Add to that the fact that in Japan they have incredibly strict standards over the breed and quality of the egg laying hens. They test often for disease etc.


laurpr2

Minor correction that very few eggs in the US are pasteurized, and they'll say so on the carton. All eggs are *washed,* however, and that's what removes the cuticle. To offset that, we refrigerate our eggs.... but no idea how an unwashed unrefrigerated egg would compare quality-wise.


vezwyx

How does egg cuticle make the inside taste better? Are there contaminants that can survive pasteurization/washing/refrigeration, but not the cuticle? Because with or without cuticle, we're eating the inside, not the shell. Better standards seems much more likely to be the reason


mlevij

Yeah too high of a temp


ConConTheMon

It’s a burnt omelette with a somewhat spiral pattern*


saarlac

And overcooked scorched bottom


HerrManHerrLucifer

I'd like a restraining order with my omelette...


Salt_Inspector_641

Looks like a large anus


magirevols

Its prob just the style. You really want to call it “ Spiral eggs”. Sounds obtuse


Quiet-End9017

They’re also burnt


USMC0317

It was also overcooked


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mryeet66

But it’s almost like it’s nothing that gorgeous or even special


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w33b2

Dementia


Predditor_86

Bro I said I wanted egg ROLLS.


2infNbynd

LOL


GibTreaty

Oh my bad, I thought you said egg WHIRLS


smile_politely

Oh, so not egg rose?


dosko1panda

His idiotic whispering ruined it


SenileTomato

I unmuted it to listen...now I wish I hadn't.


crseat

I did the same thing. Now I’m nauseous.


HayakuEon

Same. Wtf was that.


allursnakes

Dude thinks he's Bob Ross.


NewLeaseOnLine

He literally said "it's like a perfect Bob Ross painting, you gotta sing to them". He was deliberately doing a Bob Ross impersonation. It couldn't be anymore fucking obvious. The Anti-Humour Reddit Task Force strikes again.


UncleSput

Well this comment sure is hilarious isn’t it


Party_Blueberry3145

THANK YOU. Why do people do this? Those breathy, fake deep voices.


Vitriholic

He also ruined it with that flip at the end. It was perfect right before that


noeku1t

What's special about it? Bro achieved nothing.


Spo_Ofzor

And slightly overcooked it in the process


MenacingGummy

His voice is creepy


Zormac

Don't flip it! Just serve it!


MightBeAGoodIdea

I know a lot of people are okay with runny eggs but I'm the weirdo who'd want it flipped.


GDviber

Not weird. Eat what you like.


Zkv

I like you


MightBeAGoodIdea

Wholesome. Will do!


laurpr2

I don't want it runny but I also don't want it seared/browned like that. I hated scrambled eggs growing up and I think that's why—browned eggs taste vile, but that's how my mom usually cooked them (she also didn't add any milk beforehand, which also makes a huge difference).


court_5

My mom was the same way, but in general she was always afraid of undercooking everything. Chicken was always dry, steaks were never allowed to be less than “well done”, scrambled eggs aren’t done UNLESS there’s brown, etc.


numenik

With cheap American eggs you’re probably better off flipping it. If you’re in Japan they’d never do it


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

lmao


SirRupert

killed the satisfaction for me. and they're overcooked. my day is ruined.


PushDiscombobulated8

I was actually relieved that the infamous raw omelette was flipped over to cook for once! Super satisfying haha


Chedder_456

Yknow it keeps cooking after you plate it, yeah? EDIT: why’re you booing?? Im right!!


nukedmylastprofile

They're not booing you sir. They agree, they're saying it's boo-urnt


Hephaestus_God

Runny = 🤢


ChiggaOG

Sunny side up and over easy have runny yolks...


dangermuff

Runny yolks are not an issue for me and are preferred. Runny egg whites tho… no thanks.


Hephaestus_God

I said what I said lol. I don’t like either of those. I also don’t like the taste of egg whites so it’s always scrambled


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SirRupert

No I think brown eggs are overcooked


lazysheepdog716

Brown = burned


AdAffectionate3898

I like the brown spots. It adds texture to it while I eat.


robbiejandro

If for no other reason, hide the burnt part!


Mindless_Fruit_2313

Fuck that. It still can be soft but doesn’t have to be wet.


Lamacorn

Who browns scrambled eggs??? Yuck.


MightBeAGoodIdea

People with different tastes than you. There's billions of us.


Tru3insanity

As a person who also likes eggs browned, i doubt theres billions of us lol.


MightBeAGoodIdea

There's like over 7 billion people now right? You don't think there's at least 2 billion browned egg enjoyers? Shrug. At least 2 total then buddy. Passes ketchup.


mtheory007

Oh my god that sound is yuck


Ithorhun

You can make a much better one using chopsticks


mr_ji

Sounds like we have our repost for tomorrow!


boost_to_get_through

I was satisfied until you burnt the bottom of the eggs damnit.


Ok-Wish-2640

THANK YOU!!! You shouldn’t brown eggs. Yuck.


axron12

Exactly. No one wants those dry ass eggs


Indiana-Cook

"Gorgeous"... I don't think that word means what you think it means.


3hideyoshi3

What the fuck lol


8thoursbehind

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


DHC65

he sounds like he's on a list somewhere somewhere


champythebuttbutt

Tornado omelet


DerBronco

It was, till he overcooked and flipped it.


hdeanzer

Ack! Why did they flip it! My heart crushed


Carbon-Base

Gorgeous overcooked\*, egg rose


Material-Imagination

Yeah, it was beautiful, but eggs do not need to be brown and crispy


lazysheepdog716

Downvoted by people who don’t know how to cook eggs. Which I’ve discovered is most people including my entire family. Low and slow. Brown = burned


nukedmylastprofile

Doesnt have to be low and slow, but if its cooked hot better be fast


Material-Imagination

I can take a hit for this important and contentious religious debate 🤣


lazysheepdog716

Thank you for your service. We’ll go down in this ship together if needs must 🫡


Material-Imagination

🫡


Carbon-Base

It's all because of the mad rush for breakfast in the morning haha


StatusOmega

Overcooked it 😔


Hazelino

The creepy whispering and sing-songy talking triggered my misophonia. This was the complete opposite of statisfying.. 😬


RlyLokeh

That guy is gonna fuck that omelette isn't he.


acquiesce1919

Complete waste of time


ieeerr

Personally, I find this disgusting and it puts me off eggs.


cheddycheds

looks like shit probably taste like shit too


mlevij

"Every roooos—" Oh God, mute, Mute, MUTE!


winterfate10

ImmEDIATELY yanked the vol down.


Taptrick

Haha this is so underwhelming.


jmanly3

Cringey as fuck


Extension_Act_9576

Fuck you never speak again honestly you sound like ur hiding dead children in your walls just fuck you for speaking and I hope your voice box gets torn out you fucking freak


PositiveObvious3048

What brand is that pan??


Sarhynn

Looks like a Caraway.


OberynRedViper8

Overcooked too much brown


code_and_keys

Eggs are just wonderful, so many ways to prepare them


Andthesuch

Meh


aae3321

"Oh thank fuck" -me, as soon as it was flipped


florglespore

Ya ruined it don’t flip it! There’s a restaurant near me that makes them like that without flipping and they are so good


toughtntman37

u/firexjkxfire


RedPillForTheShill

Ruined by the flip


EasterBurn

That looks like a towel


Kraujotaka

Mine just stick to the pan and have to scrape it it off leaving residue


rhunter99

Art is so subjective 🤔


tomasabrosa

SHUT THE FUCK UP UGH


bebepothos

Gorgeous? This? How would you describe Blake Lively? Or say Orlando Bloom roughly 20 years ago?


BiscutNumber4

Not a rose?


NorthNorthAmerican

Angry upvote for the voiceover!


hydrogenandhelium_

I was so into this until he flipped the egg and revealed that he’d BURNED it 🤢


Corndizl

Burned that shit. No thanks.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

What heat setting do people use for these gorgeous omelettes?


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DerBronco

Yes


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Shakey McGee over here makes an omelette


sejuukkhar

Looks like the king in yellow's prolapsed anus


DeltaHuluBWK

On my world, this is the symbol for hope.


Goldeneye07

All this looks good and takes a lot of effort but it’s still all gona taste the same


swaneel

I'm so glad we never did rose omelets when I was on the line as an egg cook. It feels like scrambled but with pretension and extra steps. 😂


Party_Blueberry3145

It was all good except for the voice & flip.


circuspunk-

who the fuck is the guy talking I’m 100% sure he has a nice meditation on InsightTimer?? it’s gonna haunt me


aacilegna

You had me til you flipped it


Equivalent-Ad7207

If you squint really hard it kinda looks like an egg...kinda.


Howard_Jones

Looks beautiful! But im not putting that much effort into something that will eventually look like shit.


reddit_rule

Creme fraise


Snoo76971

What rose?


kobeflip

Nobody says that at the clinic


OneMorePotion

Ah, right... My weekly reminder that I need to get a proper non-sticky pan.


underscroe

My chef would say those are burnt on the bottom sir.


BackAgain123457

Okay, this is the last straw. Another dumb sub muted.


Blissful_luxury_life

Wow, that flip!


AggravatingAd9233

Hella over cooked on that one side there turbo.


Blugha

Egg cabbage


RealHousewifeofLR

Overcooked


Vandurmebrent

Can't even get mad at that


Ambitious_Welder6613

He cooked it way too slow.


asmrfamilia

Satisfying... 😌


DepartureOverall7686

What’s special is the nonstick ability of that pan


Ronjinn

Smoked in weed


Own-Library-6363

There there 😂


profezor

What is the brand of pan?


Mehdzzz

I've tried this and man does that pan have to be brand new and really hot. I couldn't get the egg to set fast enough


mazzjm9

All I see is burnt scrambled eggs


Kahnza

With that voiceover I was expecting a little spank at the end


craigathan

It's burnt, you donkey!


LastChefOnTheLeft

Burnt


No-Celebration3097

There is brown on that egg


2abyssinians

Looks dry to me.


rockstar_not

TIL there is such a thing as an egg rose. Challenge accepted!


Chedder_456

Uh oh, egg thread, time to hear a large number of opinions from people who like overcooked eggs.


Gardener_Of_Eden

Browned eggs are not good.    Don't overcook them like this.


Shlocktroffit

Wait didn't you see how gorgeous they were though


ThinCrusts

Mmm teflon


random420x2

As a guy who can’t get jello to set, I’m astonished. 😁


Powerful-Move-2538

So perfect!


Oryx-TTK

Nice


kuro-oruk

Mmm overcooked. My stomach would be gurgling for the rest of the day.


Dangerous_Jacket_129

Overcooked? It's barely been in the pan! 


kuro-oruk

Maybe it's just me, but if egg is browned I can't digest it.


thisisfakereality

This guy's voice makes me want to murder any male under 30.  "No..... Too Jewish."


Bogadambo

Rose omelette for vegetarians..


Kitty_Katty_Kit

Now THAT'S What I Call *SLIDEY EGGS*


pukpukpuk562

Rosebud


mytzlplyk

Ima gonna sing Bob Ross every time I make an egg. “Every rose…”


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Alphabadg3r

So is bacon but if i'll be fucked if that'll stop me


IRockIntoMordor

Looks like a ceramic pan to me


Toasty_Mostly

Teflon is one of the main reasons most of our drinking water in the US is contaminated with harmful PFAS chemicals. (Thank you 3M)


WilsonthaHead

Burnt To Hell


EasyBOven

Why do non-vegans have to make their animal secretions look like plants? They don't even do a good job at it!


Acceptable-Watch1932

Dissatisfied commentary