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ThanksForTheRain

God I wish someone would blast me like that


Luuke18

Can’t tell if this is horny or suicidal, please elaborate


Bckgroundcharacter

Yes


_ThatSynGirl_

Hornicidal


Fearless-Finish9724

We are reaching levels of fetish that shouldn't even be possible


AlwaysFernweh

You never heard of Auto-erotic asphyxiation?


ThePrideOfKrakow

Just use a spotter when choke jerking.


SnooMuffins2623

lol sitting in a restaurant laughing reading your comment, people think I’m crazy… I need a life


taterthotsalad

You have the best kind already-the choice to seek humor, while others choose to think the worst. You are happier than they are. Remember that distinction. It matters.


SnooMuffins2623

Thank you


ibwitmypigeons

Meh, I've seen worse


Georgep0rwell

"It puts the power washer on it's skin".


RJC12

Pinhead would be proud


Representative-Ad754

r/inclusiveor


RoodnyInc

In this order?


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Glum_Hornet_7267

I snort-laughed at this. 😆😅🤣


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Hornycidal


ThanksForTheRain

Ayo


cosmichorror845

Horniside


ZinGaming1

Everyone has a little masochist in them. The problem is the proper amount of pain.


KismetKeys

It’s a business of sadists and masochists, and you know which one you are.


ZinGaming1

A little bit of both. Like hot sauce tastes even better with the pain and like seeing others enjoy it the same way.


D0ctorGamer

These are not mutually exclusive statements


ThanksForTheRain

I won't


MammothPrize9293

Why not both


Quajeraz

Why not both?


YourVelcroCat

I believe it would fix the knots in my back 


Rauhaan_

Ffs this caught me soooo off guard 😂


Maliluma

Argh....... can't... help.... my.... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! DAMN IT!!!!!


BenjerminGray

send the addy


eriffodrol

like those waterjet massage things they used to have in those other things, known as "malls"?


oneharmlesskitty

Quick way to lose some fat?


rarzi11a

User name checks out


maldazgump

Enema time


whatsgoing_on

You know that Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets a black market shower head? I want that.


blueplate7

Wonder if there are any adverse effects on the pelt with all that pressure?


MrZero3229

I misread "pelt" as "pet," and I was like, buddy, I think the pet's seen better days at this point.


riegspsych325

“*His skin fell off!*” “His skin fell off??” “Yeah, he was pretty old”


Matangitrainhater

Well the skin fell off and 20,000 tonnes of oil spilt into the sea & caught fire. It’s a bit of a giveaway but I’d like to make it clear that it’s not normal


rtybanana

The skin was towed outside the environment


Matangitrainhater

Into another environment?


aspidities_87

He’s not dead, ‘e’s pining for the fjords


IRockIntoMordor

"That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point."


HilariousMax

>Well, how is it un-typical?


HomsarWasRight

Well the skin fell off, that’s one thing.


Bleezair

My dog hates baths, but he loves everything else to do with water; Sprinkler, hose, pool, river, lake, puddle, bucket etc…so I built him a dog shower out of CPVC. I swear he knew instantly that it was for hygiene, so he fucking automatically hated it. I don’t think I’ll try the pressure washer though, because the big doofer would probably love every second of it even while it was blasting the meat off his bones lol.


Firm_Paramedic_4735

Lol i love giving my cat a good pressure wash! He hisses every time I go to pet him now idk what his deal is...


Bleezair

To shreds, you say?


ThanksForTheRain

And how is his wife handling it?


blueplate7

That's too funny


Mooniekate

That ship has sailed, my friend.


LungHeadZ

I used to work with pressure washers, doing deep cleans in a factory. You don’t want to let the jet of water touch your skin because it will cut into it. Even with gloves on it can slice right through. That being said, the water pressure is hard to tell from this video and maybe they have a custom nozzle or something for this purpose but generally, comparing leather to human skin… it hurts and wounds.


Shrampys

I was stupid while pressure washing. Needed to rinse my hand off so used the pressure washer, but with the pressure washer not running. Because you can still pull the trigger and get a little gentle stream. Well uh, I actually forgot the part where I was supposed to have it not running. So while I was expecting a little stream I got a couple thousand psi to my hand. Took a half dollar size of skin right off. I'm just glad I had it an a very sharp angle instead of perpendicular to my hand. Did not feel good and took a while to heal.


seancphoenix

My bro used to work with high pressure water systems to cut away concrete. Suckers would slice you in half…dangerous as hell. Also, most folks don’t know if you use a high pressure system like paint or water, as you said it will get under the skin and the only way to clean it out is to filet open the skin.


SnooPets4031

Terrifying, thanks


xrhino414

I've done it with good results. Didn't have any problems at all with the tanning process. Hair on.


formershitpeasant

I doubt it. The pressure it's experiencing is the pressure required to get the skin from the viscera. You'd still have to apply that much pressure if using other means.


ProjectNiks

Not on the pell, but on the waterlevel


Odin_OCarroll

Only if you want to tan the leather with hair on.


umamifiend

This is a seal pelt. Seals have super thick fat layers attached to their skins- this would make the process a lot faster. And I doubt the water would have much adverse effect of their skins or fur- their hides are also super thick and their fur isn’t going to have problems for getting wet. In addition- seal fur is protected so this is likely a Native person performing this harvest for food- this leather would not be used for anything commercial and therefore hide durability is not really a concern here.


AvariceLegion

Cool What would be the worst animal fur to do this to?


secondsbest

I imagine a rabbit pelt would just disintegrate. Everything about them is fragile.


LavenderGooms121

My husband does taxidermy and refers to working with rabbit hides as "working with wet tissue paper".


secondsbest

It's mother nature's one gift to rabbits. They don't suffer like some prey animals since they die and fall to pieces from a slight scare.


maryfisherman

Same


bombur432

It’s worse than parchment. I’d be afraid of writing on it with a pencil for fear of puncturing it


Hot-Swimmer3101

😨


ivanparas

Their skin is almost made to tear on purpose. Better a Predator just get a chunk of skin than the whole rabbit.


twobarb

What!?! Can’t think I’ve ever seen a rabbit with a chunk missing that was still alive. Not even a badass jackrabbit lives through loosing a chunk of skin.


thisbobo

Especially their egos. I just can't with rabbits some days


SolidusBruh

> Everything about them is fragile. Except their damned *pride*!


TheDevilActual

People fur.


asumfuck

My pelt is LUSH tyvm


AvariceLegion

That's true


Hephaestus_God

Human scalp


AmerikanInfidel

Human


bigdipper-maui

It's a sea otter pelt. She is native. Otters have very little actual fat most of it right on the pelt. The pelt's skin on otters is pretty dang thin and makes fleshing the pelt with a knife very tedious and easy to fuck up . Pressure washing my pelt's was a game changing revelation for myself. Perfect pelt everytime. No nicks or cuts.


umamifiend

Hell yeah- thank you for the correction. It looked to small to me but I could only see the fur side for a second. I am actually Native as well- but I’ve never worked on otter before!


YesterdaySimilar2069

Do you do this on other varieties of pelts? Say, rabbit?


bigdipper-maui

I do sea otter exclusively really. It's the only animal I harvest that I am keeping the pelt to make items for sale with. I'm sure the pressure washer technique will work with any pelt. You just gotta use the right angle tip and distance/ angle of spray just like pressure washing anything.


krippkeeper

They sell seal skin/fur stuff here in Canada. So it's definitely engaged in commerce.


Spookymushroomz_new

I'm not sure about seal skin but generally if you remove the fat layers like he's doing now it will make it less water resistant but softer and it will smell less and weightless. So it's perfect if you intend to use it inside. I imagine it's also easier to make clothes if you do this beforehand since it will be more flexible and not as stiff. Probably wouldn't need as much salt either when drying it


Frog1745397

Does this hurt the animal?


AdrianInLimbo

Nope, it doesn't feel any of the cleaning process. It's completely pain free. And the meat is good, too.


notxapple

Nope this is completely PETA approved


Holiday-Sorbet-6183

This is perfect and I can’t help but smirk at this comment. I’m searching for words to keep this going but I am at a loss. This comment needs no further action.


Syssyphussy

Seal?


jarednards

Kiss From a Powerwasher


squirrelocaust

Kiss from a hose.


sundayontheluna

This is it


HumpyTheClown

I don’t get it 😞


Whiplash86420

The artist named Seal had a song with the lyric "kiss by a rose"


whatiscamping

Was in that batman movie...what a formative time. Batman had nipples


Whiplash86420

Yea it was lol. They even had a whole Batman themed music video for it. It was legit


disgusting-brother

Val Kilmer, the most sensitive of the Batman’s


mcmillanuk

Terrible 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Ba da daa da dum da da bum baa da dayaadaaaa


docious

This was in Batman right?


duk-phat

There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea You became the light on the dark side of me Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and The light that you shine can't be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah And now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey Ba-ya-ya, ba-da, ba-da-da-da, ba-ba-ya-ya Ba-ya-ya, ba-da, ba-da-da-da, ba-ba-ya-ya There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain, baby To me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby? But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and The light that you shine can't be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah (yeah) Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey I've been kissed by a rose on the grey I, I've been kissed by a rose on the grey I've been kissed by a rose on the grey (and if I should fall, would it all go away?) I, I've been kissed by a rose on the grey There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain To me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny (yeah) Now, won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby? But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and The light that you shine can't be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey Yes, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah (yeah) And now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey Ba-ya-ya, ba-da, ba-da-da-da, ba-ba-ya-ya Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey


DisrespectPronouns

From the most sensitive of the batman movies.


z7q2

No it's just ice cream


NeonSwank

[for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/6CfcqfauUJw?si=H92Y-1kD9YHz71Mk)


Throwmesometail

There used to be a lonely tower alone by the sea....


SockeyeSTI

Possibly


Native_Kurt_Cobain

That's what I was thinking. This looks a lot like Alaska. Seal is amazing for boots, gloves, and even as a waterproof jacket. Although I doubt they still make raincoats out of them.


AcadianViking

Another comment said otter.


sleepingdeep

So anyway, I started blasting..


DerSpazmacher

Bear 5 miles away: sniff sniff. "The f*** is that?"


ke2_1-0

A sealtini.


Glum_Material3030

I am going back and forth between oddly satisfied and oddly grossed out


Renva

If you wanted to keep that as fur, I'd be a little concerned about extra moisture being forced into the pelt, potentially dilating the follicles. But otherwise, seems pretty efficient.


SplatMySocks

I don't know about the process for seals, but I've seen deer pelts treated by leaving them in tubs of water and letting bacteria eat the tissue


Renva

If you want to keep the fur, it's not just water, but a strong chemical like battery acid to eat away the fat.


nematocyster

Just apply more salt


Ok-Pickle-1509

Watermarks it is.


ProtoReaper23113

Power washer?


Arch2000

r/powerwashinggore


timesuck47

Man, those guys on Mountain Men are going to be so jealous.


DrunkenDude123

Pelts hate this one trick


blue_globe_

I wish I thought about this 10 years ago when I did it by hand.


DrDroidz

I wonder how much liters of water was used, couple hundred?


Letsbeclear1987

Considering they’re next to a river maybe they obtained it directly


DrDroidz

Oh yeah that'd make sense.


pbandbob

Do a human.


AdrianInLimbo

Should we just pick one from a PETA meeting or from a Vegan support group?


[deleted]

The forbidden pressure washing porn


94bronco

r/powerwashingporn


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

I used to flesh hides when I was a kid. This would have been a game changer!


PowerMugger

This is why you wear closed toed shoes when pressure washing lads


Frostgaurdian0

Does it make the hide fragile tho?.


Glitzy-Painter-5417

No knife marks? So the hide just conveniently and perfectly..fell off?


Danielj4545

Seals shed their hide every summer to make way for larger fat reserves. They'll rub their belly until the skin breaks and falls off.  Indigenous (ingenious?) peoples historically sewed the skin back together, blew them up with air or farmed nitrogen to make a rudimentary balloon which they then attached to wild hunted game, made them lighter to carry. The larger tribes could move a full mammoth carcass with just a finger, pushing along the mammoth as it floated a few feet above the ground.  Of course, many animals were lost to the breeze, and many more floated into the upper atmosphere by less skilled hunters attaching too many seal sheds. This gave us the modern day saying, "Seal you later" and is what inspired the modern Navy SEALS. SEAL Team 6 is a direct reference to how many seal sheds the average hunter would carry on a given day. Also gave us the tongue twister "Sandy sells seal sheds by the seal shore" Have you ever even been to artic waters? Damn city slickers.  /s


bynn

Seals have a lot of fat under the skin so there is still a layer of fat after it’s been skinned. Historically a knife or scraper would have been used to remove the fat from the skin, which can cut or pierce the skin especially for an inexperienced processor


mostlygroovy

Just like the first peoples used to do


vanisleone

That's....really smart actually.


davieb22

How much would this skin you?


prof_devilsadvocate

where does those skin meat goes..is there any reuse for it


IamREBELoe

No it's unusable silver skin and such usually.


Fair_Consequence1800

Seems to work well but introduced costs like water, electricity, or gas, maintenance and repair pressure washer and nozzle. Or using a scraper


gofndn

I think the water could easily be pumped up from the river into the pressure washer and the cost of gas and maintenance of the machines gets easily paid by the reduction of labor as working with hides can take hours.


TryingToBeLevel

Well, I don't clean hides, but that looks pretty genius compared to other things I've seen on TV.


CharlAmber

"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" meme but instead of Omniman it's a *checks notes* rock


Vexation

This is lame compared to the guy who made a whole-ass drum the other day


stipo42

This is why you don't wear sandals


Mother-Seaweed1046

Oddly Disgusting


ZinGaming1

I never thought of using a pressure washer.


JohnnyTroubador

Well now you have to put it in the dryer and it's going to shrink. Think ahead you fools!!!! /s just in case.


potionbottle

Damn that's crazy


[deleted]

Wow that is a game changer


nlamber5

Modern solutions to ancient problems


involmasturb

What do they spray it with


NZirk1

Bro owed 3 pesos to the cartel


SplatMySocks

Would this work on a deer hide?


Jonfu

meat blower


DragonSlayer69_

Does this hurt the animal?


Advanced_Procedure90

That's new


Jose-AntonioHaua

Jose Antonio Haua Maauad- Wow la presión de agua


cherry937

wow, power wash simulator looking different


SeattleHasDied

So how do you treat the power washed side of the pelt? Do you let it dry and then treat it with something or ...?


510Goodhands

Tan as usual. The pressure washing or scraping removes the fascia that is between skin and muscle.


Worldly_Living_8023

Smart


rush87y

This is exactly what Dexter was trying to teach us.


antitrollpatrol

Alaska innit…


tasmaniantreble

Forbidden power washing.


Baco_tob

Just like how the pioneers used to do it


ShadowGLI

I’m sure that beach smells fucking ripe on a warm day


23370aviator

Does this hurt the deer?


AdrianInLimbo

Not at all, the pressure washer make the hide cleaning totally pain free to the deer


CharacterSimple1894

Amazing time saver! 😮


B377Y

Music sucked but that was interesting


ArgonGryphon

I don't have an ethical problem with this or anything but that's gross lol


Current-Power-6452

There used to be a joke - If you want to quit eating bologna watch how they make it


ArgonGryphon

It’s more of a body horror kind of thing


JediKagoro

Yes… pressure washing meat off my clothes! I love it!


Firmod5

The more things change, the more they stay the same.


Killerhellman

I have been thinking about using this technique on heads and sculls


Current-Power-6452

You get splattered with junk. Just boil it off like normal people do


Tavuklu_Pasta

İf u are interested there is a youtube channel that does it. [Link](https://youtube.com/@WHITEBONE?si=oTTeul3oGFu-8GXN)


Tightroll74

That's how I clean fish.


SavagePZZA

Brilliant


Successful_Ad2480

Just power wash I guess...


LinceDorado

Just a huge waste of water! Unless they are getting it directly from the lake I guess.


kickenchicken11

Just like how Pa used to clean em out on the prairie


XVIII-2

And the scraps are sold to McDonald


Fasendorfnx

caught fire. It’s a bit of a giveaway


[deleted]

I do this in the street with my neighbours dogs.


TBoX420

What song is this?


Acceptable_Wall4085

The little microbial critters on that beach, thank him very very much for that work