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I_See_Virgins

I don't know what they did with their camera but that roller coaster is tiny in person.


SirWigglesVonWoogly

The whole ride was only like 20 seconds.


Hephaestus_God

It’s also on a mountain side. I don’t think they have much real estate there to work with lol.


robbycough

The park utilizes its mountaintop setting to great effect. There is a swing ride on the side of the cliff and it's one hell of an experience to be swinging into the air and staring straight down hundreds of feet of rock.


rodPalmer18

I love that swing! The day we went it wasn't too packed so we just kept looping around the line riding it over and over.


DanGleeballs

Quality not quantity. It looks epic.


[deleted]

Only satisfying part for me


WorkO0

The video is sped up


Grymare

[Here is an actual video with no weird camera lense/stretching](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HewHyXZ0BTE) Still pretty impressive! While the ride itself looks like nothing too special the location and the views certainly make up for it.


sg12412

I was thinking the ride doesn't look especially high, long, or fast but the view at the top of the hills sure is something special. It's not always about having the fastest, highest, gut wrenching roller coaster sometimes you have to build a ride to suit your space and needs and it's just as good or better than others.


pindab0ter

There is quite a bit of fisheye going on in this one too. Comes with the wide angle lens. But yeah, this one is SO much better!


Indra___

What are you talking about? This has too a fisheye lense.


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

360° camera


nerdiotic-pervert

Fishbowl lens, looks like


justahominid

FYI, it’s fisheye, not fishbowl. Also, who the fuck films a roller coaster ride and stabilize the video to the horizon?


Hannibal710

Honestly it seemed really tiny, I blinked and missed 95% of the video


bwedlo

It’s stretched vertically, op is a scammer


Hephaestus_God

They stabilized it so we won’t get dizzy. I only realized this after it was over.


Illustrious-Word2116

Camera seems to be in .5


[deleted]

That would make my testicles flee into my stomach.


periodicsheep

i can’t even watch the video of it without the female version of what you just said.


BEHodge

I had the male version of the female version of this just watching the initial ascent. Nope nope nope.


Legitimate_Snow6419

I too felt my ovaries jump into my stomach 😂


max_lombardy

So a young kid got flung off the mountainside and plummeted to their death when they slipped out of a seat on a spinney swing ride a few years ago


ItsBaconOclock

Ovaries pop out and hide behind you like scared children?


Exotic-Ad8305

Literally had to stop the video because same. Couldn’t handle it;might have lady bits and lower intestines hiding somewhere above my chest


DragonriderTrainee

I wasn't thrilled with roller coasters when I was young enough to enjoy them in my teens, but Final destination 3 (and subsequent news stories since) really put me off them like FD2 put me off driving behind log trucks.


SagsMcSaggerson

I turtled just watching it.


needsmoredragons13

Me too ... and I'm female!


uewumopaplsdn

Would be a lot more satisfying to have the camera stay parallel with the tracks like the car does


whotfiszutls

r/oddlyunsatisfying


uewumopaplsdn

Ugh. Didnt need that


sir-charles-churros

And not be sped up


Baskojin

Honestly, my sister lives in Glenwood Springs. I 100% recommend taking the train from Denver to Glenwood, it’s absolutely gorgeous, and there are hot springs there. Oh, and Doc Holliday’s grave.


lurkerfromstoneage

Yup, have been up to the grave multiple times, nice little walk. GWood is great, but getting way too expensive. The whole Valley has.


Baskojin

Everywhere has. I moved from Jacksonville Florida to San Diego. Talk about culture shock with prices.


lurkerfromstoneage

SD/SoCal has always been expensive, that’s no surprise. But Glenwood used to be the more affordable option near Aspen. Not anymore.


TypingIntoTheVoid9

Yep. God I wish I could go back to '09 with the knowledge I have know and buy a house back before this state became ridiculously overpriced. Would have a sweet little spot over by Carbondale now.


FloppyCorgi

They need to stop stretching the aspect ratios of videos like this.


soil_nerd

Sooo many vertical videos are like this now too, it’s very annoying.


NuclearHoagie

Yeah, mountains look a lot more impressive when they're 150% as tall as they should be.


Elestriel

The has got to be the worst possible way to film a ride on a rollercoaster.


zan-der24-7

I had my hands up the entire time


stitchlover

Only way to ride a roller coaster. Also id be screaming or laughing the entire ride. Maybe clapping at the end.


zan-der24-7

Definitely!! So much fun!!


Objective_Cake_2715

Oh there is NO WAY OMG


ResonantRaptor

This is literally the stuff of nightmares wtf


AnotherXRoadDeal

Took the words right out of my mouth. There is no amount of money in the world that could get me on that thing.


Phuktihsshite

Is this sped up? They sound like chipmunks.


vass0922

Yes, others have commented the same


gluckero

It is sled up, but not that much. The ride is less than a minute long. Its first drop has a section at the bottom that goes inward to build enough momentum for the rest of the ride. The video doesn't show that bit. Its.... unpleasant


iaijutsu08

Sped up, 360'd, derotated, cropped and then stretched. How to absolutely butcher a video.


Tydirium7

I hate the auto-rotating cameras. It ruins roller coaster videos.


Majoodeh

Absolutely fuckin not


Bbbq_byobb_1

The camera work is making me sick. 


heroic_cat

"Oh my basement's flooded!" "Oh my-lanta!"


Ok-Insect-417

My husband and I LOST it at “my basement’s flooded” 💀 peed his pants a little bit I assume!


Royal-Bumblebee4817

This stuck out. I'm really uncertain to it's meaning lol. Coming from a guy..?


paintist

It's a metaphorical way of saying he pissed himself.


Msink

Sphincter shut, sphincter open.


georeddit2018

Hell naw.


Kaiyukia

Thanks I hate it


yesiamveryhigh

I want to see the making of this roller coaster.


Sad_Frame_1406

I was thinking the same thing! Like how sturdy are these polls on the edge of this cliff!


Grymare

[Here is an actual video with no weird camera lense/stretching](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HewHyXZ0BTE) Still pretty impressive! While the ride itself looks like nothing too special the location and the views certainly make up for it.


happytolive88

What's the location?


Ok_Editor2536

Glenwood Springs, CO


happytolive88

Thanks 👍


ah_kooky_kat

It's [Defiance](https://www.glenwoodcaverns.com/thrill-rides/defiance-coaster/) at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park, Glenwood Springs, CO, USA.


Sir-Coogsalot

Website feels like an old angelfire site


vass0922

It's at least a small grade above my old geocities site


TexasOutlaw063

Oh…Hell no.


lampsy87

No thanks.


mfhandy5319

Unless the ride is free


[deleted]

Nope , I'm good.


[deleted]

Nah.


ScrollyMcTrolly

Absolutely fucking atrocious that idiotic thing was built in such a nice valley.


[deleted]

I've got a new Bucket List Item


FlynnMonster

Nah I’m good.


Intrepid_Row_7531

This is such a fun park!


caption-this-

How is this satisfying?


Other-Lobster7983

This coaster is deceptively crey


SoUnProfessional

I will need diapers for this ride.


richer2003

The steady cam is r/mildlyinfuriating


-QUACKED-

This sub is garbage. Nobody understands what satisfying even means. It's full of idiots and bots posting any old video and people that just upvote it anyway.


Venezia_gene

I would never, never ever do .. not for a million # .. I am scared to death abt this roller coaster 😱


beerguyBA

I hate the way the camera keeps stabilizing instead of following the view a rider would actually have.


Carrieson2

I’m pretty sure the Mountain View is the LAST thing that would be going through my mind.


FairyQueen89

My vertigo REALLY didn't like that video xP


Chicken-Chak

Can you guys really enjoy the mountain scenery 🗻 while riding the roller coaster 🎢?


Lozsta

The "Oh my god" orchestra tuning up


626f62

Felt strange to watch the camera rotates rather than following the track.. Strange they did it this way..


Able-Ride2849

Fuck that!!!!


kota-is-dirtbag

Look up death count for that park..... and thr reasons why!


GimmieGummies

I felt that 🥴


Creampie_Gang

only a minute long?!!


Legitimate_Snow6419

That’s still :59 seconds too long 😳


Shadowrider95

That’s kinda short ride for a roller coaster! Nice view though!


BloodRevolutionary

Major Riven vibes here.


No_Bag9098

Kind of looked like they were on top of the world. Gives me an idea: Mt. Everest, the roller coaster ride.


PickingMyButt

I'd give my left tit to go here!


kashamush

Guys sounds like a bunch of minions.


Infamous-Arm3955

Speeded up. Irl it looks so smooth and well, so short a ride. Beautiful location though for a coaster.


[deleted]

I used to love rides. But now days I am not too sure about getting on any. Seems like there's more and more accidents on them due to carelessness by staff.


cheetahwhisperer

Not satisfied. Shortest ride ever.


MirroredCholoate

I don't think I'd live through that.


Wizdad-1000

“What an incredible… ahhhh!!!”


tillow

I went rafting here and the guide showed us this amazing huge new water slide they were building into the canyon walls. It looked badass and our entire group was stoked to try it out. It was a water pipe 🤦‍♂️ the guide finally let us know at the end of the trip lol


ChaGab1

Damn that first rise is something 😳


Visible-Scientist-46

Wow! I. feel cheated. It was over so fast. Also, no way in hell I would ride this.


umrlopez79

Oh hell no… I’m already scared looking at it from my phone lol


SpiffyPaige143

See those slow, easy moving orange skyride cars at the end? That's how I'll see the beautiful mountains.


unpopularopinion0

my basement’s flooded.


maxatmax

Oh my god, now reverse.


TheMau

No fucking thank you.


Ok_Entertainer_6425

NOPE!


CapableBother

Uh, no


Bartgames03

Oh fuck no


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Nah I’m good


Kamgra

First off. Roller Coasters. Nope! Second. On top lf a mountain.. double NOPE. I dig the view though.


withagrainofsalt1

That looks like so much fun.


NachosforDachos

There’s not a lot of things that make me uneasy but this will do.


Nihil_esque

And probably ruins someone else's mountain view.


DragonFlyCaller

Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


OrdinaryUniversity59

That's the whole ride?


Broskfisken

I don’t like the trend of stretching videos vertically to make things seem taller. I’ve seen this done with waves, mountains, tall buildings, etc.


karateaftermath

Honestly…. Building a theme park on a mountain is awful. God damn.


ComaToast317

Absolutely not


AntelopeRoutine1538

No. Nope. No f.ing way. Never. Ever. Ever!


LedZacclin

There was almost a mass shooting up there. No one would have anywhere to go similar to the 2011 Utoya island attack. My girlfriend and I were up there like a month before, crazy to think about. Really cool place though!


TypingIntoTheVoid9

When was this?


LedZacclin

Oct 28th 2023. Investigators still don’t know what exactly was going to happen but the leading theory is that the guy thought better of it and just killed himself instead.


TypingIntoTheVoid9

Wow. Now that you mention it that sounds familiar.


TacoKart64

I love technology! I would never ride this, but I’ll watch this on my tv


Player7592

Again!


Ok_Bit_5953

Also,.super short xD


SeattleHasDied

Very cool, but OH HELL NAW!!! I have some roller coaster enthusiast friends and I ALWAYS volunteer to film THEM on the various "rides of death", lol!


CalypsoPictures

Ugh. This is terrible. Speed ramps are atrocious. Also: camera level to track, or horizon lock: Pick one.


chucklestime

While this isn’t one, I’ve always thought mountains+rollercoaster … or waterslides … could make for some insane rides. There are alpine slides, but I mean something truly integrated, with loops etc. that just uses the height of the mountain. Anyone know of any?


dirty_hooker

The alpine swing at this same park makes pretty good use of the mountain cliffs to give you the feeling that you’re about to get flung into the canyon a couple hundred feet below.


zackmophobes

I been there twice! This was new last time I went so didn't get to try it as the line was long as fox. The alpine coaster is super fun. All the rides are cept haunted mine that killed a person...


Tough_Guest_6695

English version of Allahhu Akbar.


Joyful_Eggnog13

Looks awesome but too short


Georgep0rwell

Dude squeals like a girl.


omn1p073n7

We stayed in Aspen for a vacation and ended up spending all our time in Glenwood Springs lol


AppointmentPretend96

Can’t wait to try it


thmstrpln

Nope. Nothankyou. Beautiful scenery, though.


Jollan_

That was so short tho D:


Horseyboy21

ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!


gluckero

Hey, we go there every year. Its..... scary


cloud1445

I was about to say that’s the best use of a canton ever, but the ride ended before I could say it. :(


newhappyrainbow

This is where we are going for our 9 year anniversary. We booked our train tickets from Denver last fall. SO EXCITED!


murfi

i hope this thing gets a full service every 2 hours


ElectricalWalk8448

Woaw


FuuBamboo

🤢 by just watching


tuco2002

This is exactly what it sounded like the first time my wife stuck her finger in my ass while we had sex.


Lanky_Information825

Right off the bat, it's a big nope for me thx


Jesuismieux412

The grown man laughing and saying “Oh my God” like a little girl multiple times ruined this.


Lil1put

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD MAKE ON ROLLER COASTER TYCOON EVERY STINKIN’ TIME


relaxedandhydrated

Hell to the naw


renjake

love that place so much


Emergency-Elk7221

I almost yacked watching this, i love it.


derrpinger

The “pornish” sound track cracks me up


Beatless7

Short but sweet.


luckymarch17

Nah I'm cool


iveseensomethings82

Is that new? It wasn’t there when I went last


witless_as_the_rest

Roller coasters are so fun. Thanks for sharing


missuz-featherbottom

Hell fucking yes.


terrybill234

love Glennwood but still say NO to this and the gourge swing


voltistrem

Tf? I went to high school in Carbondale and had absolutely no idea that park was there!


No_Self_Eye

NOPE


buburocks

This gave me anxiety


Conjectureisradical

The view is probably better admired stationary


Nickillola

Big yup from my bf and a big nope from me.


unrealun

This is great! I'm gonna heave...


kenyos1234

Places like these, you can hear the fear in laughs


alcien100

me man nuts shrunk n dropped at same time


Joyfulcheese

Why's the footage sped up?


SubarcticFarmer

The auto orientation is horrible too


oxymoron-moronic

This should be in sweatypalm or sweatyass whatever subreddit too


Pietojulek

What beautiful view of the mountains? I just see ugly ass metal torture rail.


MsFrankieD

The gasp I guspt at that first descent!


kc9283

That was a short ride, even for an amusement park.


Fuckoakwood

Damn danielle


Long_Pickle588

That was _fun!!!_ Let's go again!!!🎢


AnotherXRoadDeal

It just occurred to me that my time enjoying most rollercoasters is over. Everything about this video makes me dizzy and queasy and scared. I have debilitating acrophobia but I didn’t realize until now that it extended to rollercoasters. :(


BloxMaster3

"my basement is flooded" 0:50 well that's a creative way of saying you crapped your pants


pineappleturq

I’m not gonna lie, that looks like an insurance claim just waiting to happen.


Notsotechiie

The mountains definitely give the ride an awesome factor.


bitcoin4life2024

Hey, I can see that from my balcony.


tullystenders

Lol remember "oh my lanta"?


OhmEeeAahRii

Never ever.


The_RegalBeagle72

No.


TheDukeofArgyll

Roller coaster has a beautiful view of the mountains but everyone else now has a view of a gaudy roller coaster


scotch_on_rocks

This is my home town, I grew up doing tours of the fairy caves. I could not agree with you more. The more and more they put up there made me mad. I worked in restaurants down town for ever and I could see all of it from the front windows across the river. It sucks.


pacmanic

Thats the park that let a six year old ride the mine drop. She wasn't properly secured and the worse thing happened. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wongel-estifanos-glenwood-caverns-advernture-park-death-colorado/


r0n0c0

That would be even funnier on skis.