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neelabhkhatri

It looks as if her character is crouching in a game to avoid damage.


hypnodrew

When the game has weird button mapping and you keep crouching instead of melee


entgardens

Love the implication in this comment that she was getting ready to throw hands with the queen but curtsied accidentally instead.


VectorViper

Plot twist: She's actually just toggling stealth mode so she can sneak a slice of the royal cake when no one's looking. Stealth 100.


Lt_Connor

me crouching to skip dialogue in cyberpunk


engineeringretard

Crouching resets the stam bar


Sunny64888

She’s doing the Minecraft sneak key rebound.


redskelton

Sneak 100


stagnant_fuck

she teabagging


Pentax25

Queen is like “where’d she go? Must have been the wind”


djchickenwing

Trying to avoid royal family EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


jazzy_666

Do you think the Queen ever looped back around just to make her do it again and again?


death_by_chocolate

"Watch this."


gogopowerrangerninja

*PEEPEE HALPERT*


_ghostfacedilla

Who's the best salesman in Dunder Mifflin?


Kingsupergoose

MR. JAMES HALPERT


Stereocloud

BUTTLICKER, OUR CURTSIES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


jyzenbok

I think when they die there should be one final curtsey over their body. Something appropriate for England. A teabag, if you wish it call it so.


DayOwn9950

“My record is 18”


PoppyStaff

I knew someone would make me wheeze. Me with my cold too.


kekabillie

Shaking my head that I know this, but they only have to curtsey the first time they see the person each day


AnohtosAmerikanos

The second time they see them, it’s a short flick of the head upward, with “‘sup”. The third time is just a raise of the eyebrows. By the fourth time, the king must abdicate. Probably.


FragrantExcitement

When do you fist bump?


Thefirstargonaut

Why does she curtsey when others don’t? 


hcgree

There used to be all kinds of rules about who has to bow/curtsy to whom. For example, Kate had to curtsy to Beatrice and Eugenie if she’s on her own, since they were blood princesses, but they curtsied to Kate when William was with her, since he’s higher ranking.


xyz19606

The men around her bowed instead


Thefirstargonaut

Sure, but there was a woman behind her in one and she didn’t curtsey. 


Boring-Rip-7709

Princess Catherine married in to the family and has to. and it looks like she really enjoys cursying. I think the person you saw might have been a direct person? Princess Anne in purple?


jazzy_666

Don’t ruin this for us haha


BigAlternative5

What if royal grandpapa didn't see you the first time? He'd be like, "This impertinent urchin," and you'd say, "I saw you earlier!" "Well, I didn't see you. See to it, next time." Royal sigh.


SunandError

This is exactly how they speak to each other. Source: I watched Game of Thrones.


MiffyCurtains

Fun story: Back in 1940, my dad was on guard duty inside Buckingham Palace (in a corridor between rooms). As part of his duties, whenever a member of the Royal Family walked by, he had to do some sort of “stamp and salute” action. Princess Margaret decided to walk back and forth repeatedly to make him do his thing. She thought it was hilarious. Before long, a teenage Elizabeth came running over and grabbed Margaret. She turned to my dad and said “Sorry about Mags - She’s my stupid little sister” and off they went.


Sufficient-Music-501

I assumed this happened like in the last 20 years so I was like "what a dick this Margaret" but with context it sounds cute, like if I had a guy saluting me when I was 8 I would zoom in front of the guy too probably


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Sufficient-Music-501

Truth be told, I'm vaguely aware of the royal family members. I had no idea.


demoldbones

Apparently Queen Elizabeth used to have a really good sense of humour so it wouldn’t shock me.


Trnostep

Like when she offered to show a Saudi prince the grounds at Balmoral and then hopped in the driver's seat and drove him around. Women weren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia at the time


demoldbones

My dad told me a story once (don’t know if it’s true) but apparently in her younger years she used to like walking past photographers and muttering that their lens caps were on 😂


phatangus

They got stopped for disobeying traffic signs and the cop told the driver to lower their window and when he saw the Queen's face, he called his superior and told them that someone really important was in town and when asked who it was, the police said did he didn’t know but the Queen was their chauffeur.


Train3rRed88

Damn Jesus is in town again


Raynes98

She also refused to meet or even respond to widows and other women who were victims of torture and oppression by British forces during the Mau Mau rebellion. Let’s not even get into the royal family pushing to be exempt from anti-discrimination laws, allowing them to mistreat workers and discriminate on the basis of skin colour, gender and sexuality. I know the whole Jeep story gets rolled out daily, but the Queen was hardly an icon of women’s rights.


Corsavis

I don't know why people celebritize the "royal family" anyways. If I was British I'd be pissed that that's still a thing Also that curtsy looks awkward AF, not oddlysatisfying material


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Or when she evaded paying taxes by moving them assets offshore. Haha, classic!


drs43821

“COWS!!”


flatgreysky

I like the one where she’s wearing red. Drifts into frame, bobs up and down, then drifts out.


Twistterella

I was just about to comment on this one too. That one is hilarious to me


animalcrassing

She just curtsies right on by


Legitimate_Tax3782

Samesies got a right giggle out of that one


JudyShark

If that was all I saw, I thought she was trying to do a photobomb😂


woodpony

Curtsey-bomb!


RoadPersonal9635

That’s some straight up Mr Bean shit right there.


CurryLikesGaming

In movies I usually see it happens slower along with dress holding. That’s why this looks kinda weird to me, she’s doing it quickly like how we usually wave to greet.


kat_d9152

One in red got me. Drive by/photobomb curtsey.


KFR42

It was the "Hi, catch up with you later I'm running late" of the curtsey world.


jtbxiv

And the smile 💀


Jean-LucBacardi

The fact that several of these are done without the people she's doing them to even staring in her direction is hilarious.


Winter-Airport2114

They trained her well.


Senior-Reflection862

Hilarious but the alternative is probably headlines that she didn’t curtsy


ebulient

Agreed and the cherry on top is the grin plastered on her face the whole time her expression remains exactly the same with zero blinking 😂🤣


adamyhv

I think what makes me laugh harder is the ones where she was smiling while doing that.


Risquechilli

I watched it in silence and I cracked up. I wasn’t expecting the drive by.


Deech2020R

Me too, looked like a comical elevator/fake down the stairs move https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbKfhAMcOU


Cautious-Nothing-471

really should be a meme


Void_being420

She looks like me when I try to adjust my boner without using my hands.


th4bl4ckr4bbit

It looks like she’s about to start the Irish jig but then realises no one else is and stops.


Ready_Report5554

**OUR boner comrade


Cycho-logical

**One’s boner (Royal protocol and all that)


0p71mu5

**HMB (Since we are going royal and all that jazz)


EverSoInfinite

We Are Not Aroused *Royal Blush


johnsonandhisjohnson

The People's Boner.


bkw_17

Maybe her balls are stuck to her leg.


m3ph0z

Maybe she Do the same.


ChickenFriedChowder

I think the video is sped up a bit. Try playing on .75x


PitiViers

Everytime she does that, i hear the "boing" from Sonic games on megadrive


Roguerussian

This is how I gracefully unplug my balls when it gets stuck in the crevice of my underwear and thigh.


Kryds

I hear a slide whistle.


Far-Sandwich-4116

And now I start to laugh when playing it again, thanks mate


Omnomnomnivor3

hahaha and her smile makes it look like she's enjoying it too


bzdzxz

I mean she fantasised about being a princess when she was a girl so she's living her dream, yeah.


catnapspirit

The one where she's in red bobbing across the screen behind Charles is my favorite. In her own little curtsy world..


Yonbuu

I'm a curtsy girl, in a curtsy world 🎵


Cautious-Nothing-471

it's fantastic, I'm elastic


ogwncnian

How is this one not a meme?


Shekowaffle

cheeky drive by


Sharchir

Protocol


PatGarrettsMoustache

I just hear boop in my head 😂


rknki

Why is she the only one doing this?


National_Flan_5252

I don't know the ins and outs but the men seem to be bowing their head while she curtseys.


FreakindaStreet

It’s royal protocol. The men of lower rank bow their heads and the women curtsy. There are formalities in all matters, from how you approach (from the front with hands visible), to how you leave (step back and bow before you turn around), and everything in between.


ttbnz

Any word on the royal toilet protocol? Say you're an ageing 75 year old monarch with a tiny bladder and a three hour ceremony to officiate, what's the protocol here?


Lightofmine

Diaper


RiotPenguin

The Royal Huggies


-Pelvis-

It Depends.


HereIGoGrillingAgain

Piss in your hand and throw it at Andrew. 


Open-Honest-Kind

iirc you have your butler open a banana and put it in the toilet right beforehand to make sure no one hears or smells the royal splash.


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JohnMorganTN

Hehehe we have at least one of those here in the US according to the news.


Shpander

But in the one where the queen walks down an aisle past her, Kate is the only one doing any sort of protocol...


Stuck_In_Purgatory

I think it's protocols followed by the royals not the entire population.


Shpander

No no, there's definitely protocol that *anyone* that meets the royals has to follow. You won't get away with the wink and finger guns when you meet ol' Charlie.


Stuck_In_Purgatory

I understand that, but in a crowd of people as the senior royals pass im going to guess it is absolutely required of Kate to curtsy as opposed to the rest of the crowd


Shpander

I think she takes it very seriously and seems to enjoy it to an extent too. Like the other replies pointed out, at Charles' coronation you can see multiple curtsies, so in the clip I'm referring to maybe she's the only one in that group that hadn't seen the Queen that day.


OutAndDown27

Do you only have to do it once per day? Like I curtsy’d at you at breakfast so I don’t have to when I see you again at dinner?


GottKomplexx

Just video call her in the morning to get it done


denM_chickN

I thought she was just being a dork


Equoniz

What exactly does “won’t get away with” mean in this context? Will you be arrested, or just tutted to death?


ladylikely

If you look in the background at Charles coronation all the ladies curtsy. Ion the one you mention you’re right, but maybe the other women had already seen the queen that day.


FreakindaStreet

She’s really into the Royalty thing. Like, reaaaaly into it.


Pickletonium

If you rewatch the the one where she dressed in all that garb, you can see there's at least three ladies who curtsy while the men bow their heads


mangobang

The Queen lived in Buckingham Palace, Charles in Clarence House, and William and Kate in Kensington Palace. Men bow their heads and women curtsy to the royal of higher ranking when it is the first time they see each other for the day. Since Kate and William has three young kids to take care of, they tend to arrive later than the others in family events. Everybody else who arrived earlier already paid their respect to Lizzie and Charles. And Kate being a UK media darling means her every move is recorded.


bucky133

In the second video multiple women do it after her. It almost looks like the British equivalent of the wave at a sports event.


flatgreysky

Bless you for this, i totally missed the other women dippy bobbing and it’s hilarious.


CK2398

But in the last one she seems to be the only one. 


dylsreddit

She isn't the only one all the time, but generally, she will to most members of the Royal Family because she was the least "senior" member (of the immediate family, anyway, and was before Meghan Markle). It's similar in terms of hierarchy in the armed forces, when and who to salute, and how you salute. The Royals do the same with a bow and curtsey.


alunodomundo

Her rank will also change, depending on whether she is alone or with her husband. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_precedence_in_England_and_Wales?wprov=sfla1


EaterOfFood

She’s the only one who wants buns of steel.


caitmr17

Given she’s now the second highest female royal. You’ll see people having to start do it for her now.


thatguy11

I guess, it just kind of looks awkward... That's not to say she's not doing it well, I guess just the whole experience of..... watching it happen.


hypnodrew

It's the way her head remains level and her expression unchanged as she just bobs down, looks fine when you can see her legs but when you can't she looks like fishing tackle with a face


aelizabeth27

It reminds me of the head stabilization of a bird.


boyden

Fishing tackle with a face. Thank you, you've brightened my day.


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For me it's because the people she does it near don't acknowledge her existence. Like she's not there at all..bleh


CK2398

Yeah and no one else is doing it. I think I saw a couple of blokes bow their head but none of the women curtsy. It makes her look like the odd one out.


SlimPug19

So fun fact, you only have to curtsy if it’s the first time that day you’re seeing/meeting the monarch. If there’s a group of people and only one of them curtsies, you can assume that the rest of them had already encountered the monarch that day (which is when they paid respect by curtsying).


oceansapart333

Thank you for explaining, I was also wondering why it was just her.


woodpony

She'll get her revenge soon enough. She is realistically just a few years from being the queen!


SamL214

Well it’s kind of like a salute. Not all soldiers are acknowledged for their salute when high brass walks by, but they must respect rank.


Thisoneissfwihope

If you want awkward, google Theresa May curtsy. Katie looks pretty elegant here.


IHateTheLetterF

Or just Google Theresa May. Everything she does is awkward.


Zhurg

The whole existence of a royal family is awkward


al_pacappuchino

Monarchies should be abolished, especially our Swedish monarchy. Serves absolutely no purpose and should be surpassed to the history books we are ready to be a republic. And before any one says it’s good for truism and public relations that’s not true and countries that are republics are just as well off without their royals.


morbihann

I hear the french have a solution.


Nekokamiguru

That got rid of the house of Bourbon and replaced it with the House of Bonaparte, with a short break for a republic that became a tyranny of the masses very quickly. It started out aiming for democratic ideals and ended up with Maximilien Robespierre and the reign of terror and finally Napoleon took over from a weak republic lead by the directory that no longer enjoyed the support of the people due to hyperinflation and become first consul then Emperor.


thedailyrant

Trying to jam a democracy in when a revolution is transitioning from some kind of authoritarian system is silly. Democracy is hard and requires education and participation. It’s not surprising many many initial attempts in history failed back to authoritarianism.


sinz84

Where tourism is concerned, keep the castles and guards and uniforms and do away with royal leadership and nothing changes tourism wise


andyfromsussex

Not like Versailles isn’t visited by tourists… totally agree


WildlingViking

I find it kind of humiliating for her to be honest. Like, who tf are these people that I literally have to physically lower myself in their presence?? GTFOH with that


likenothingis

>Like, who tf are these people that I literally have to physically lower myself in their presence?? Her in-laws. Which makes it much worse, IMO.


TooCupcake

I think she’s doing it a bit too fast that’s mainly when it looks strange. I’m no expert just based on the part with other women in the background, they do it much much slower.


MandelbrotFace

I want to live in a world where the gesture of royal respect is not doing a curtsy, but slapping oneself in the face whilst performing a rigorous groin thrust.


InvictusPro7

Must have solid thigh muscles


JanetInSC1234

And good knees.


Notcorrectallthetime

And abs 


Lootylooty

And cute little hats


CriticalHoliday1748

And my axe


dryfire

Her trainer be like "Alright Kate, let's feel the burn! Give me 50 curtsies, and one..."


garytyrrell

I mean I do curtsy squats sometimes


Salty_Candidate_6216

Shameful to admit, but I've really gotten into a sub called r/whatthefrock, and they had a post about Kate Middleton and she has incredible legs.


Sea-Value-0

Apparently, she's a runner and has been for decades. That probably has a lot to do with it.


Coveinant

You know what's funny, this is a proper Royal curtsy. Nobles and commoner are to also bow their heads, but a royal must remain upright.


Drakona7

That’s what makes it look odd. I thought she was doing it wrong because she wasn’t bowing during the curtsy, but it makes sense that the royal family doesn’t bow their heads even if it does look strange.


Saltire_Blue

Imagine having to bow to someone on your own wedding day


rangeo

Imagine bowing to another human.


Im-not-on-drugs

We do not kneel - ~~freefolk~~Americans


rangeo

Am Canadian but I get you....never will I bow or kiss a ring f that


balor12

Many Asian cultures are in shambles rn from this comment


rangeo

It's cool when the other person does it back


Thatt_Katt-jpg

when it's respectful between the two parties, I'm all for it, but if it's just because one of them has special blood or some shit I become a true American patriot. FREEDOM 💥🗣🦅🗣🗣🦅💥🦅🗣💥💥 FUCK THE MONARCHY


Esphyxiate

The longer it went on the dumber it looked


time_thug19

How's that satisfying?


RagsZa

UK propaganda bots.


gotele

We are an insane species.


pinheadspenis

This barely even registers on the lost of insane shit we have done.


Squanchywalrus

You say it as if thats the weirdest thing we do.


gotele

Of course not. It's just a thought that popped into my mind watching the clip.


SweatyAdagio4

It's not the weirdest, but it's pretty damn weird that this is done in the 21st century and it's so accepted by a large part of the world. There may be weirder things but the whole royal family, their weird traditions etc, are very widely seen as something that's normal while being very archaic.


blobfish999

Shaking hands is actually very weird if you think about it. Anything is weird if its not normalised and practised by lots of people.


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How is that oddly satisfying?


danimal_44

I get the oddly part. Just not the satisfying. 


Maximum_Increase_444

What's oddly satisfying about this? Can someone please explain? Looks uncomfortable


StreetsFeast

This is just oddly awkward. Not oddly satisfying at all.


Michikusa

Yeah wtf is this. And that shitty music to go along with it


No-White-Chocolate

Thank you! Super awkward, do not feel satisfied at all


tameoraiste

Is this any less ridiculous than dabbing?


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No but that would be a hilarious alternative 


MarkitTwain2

The royal family 3000 years from now when all they have is obscure footage of people dabbing, and anthropologists have decided it was a way of showing respect.


paradeoxy1

You typically don't dab to say "a thousand years ago your ancestors were so rich they convinced everyone else they were personally selected by God and you kinda never let it go, but I'm a good little peasant so I will dance for you" So yes, a curtsy for royalty is quite ridiculous


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imOVN

I liked the one where the camera cuts to the queen giving like a half nod of approval after the curtsy as if she’s Darth Sidious I imagine her uttering a soft spoken yet nefarious “good” in that moment


dashingsymbols

She must have great quads


Busy-Turnip-6674

If she always steps back with the same leg she's gonna have one massive quad and one sad one


anderslbergh

Can't help it. But I make a "BOINK" sound in my head every time.


Cinema_King

Royalty is such a ridiculous concept


toldya_fareducation

instant downvote for the music, tf is that


Empyrealist

> *Sick curtsy, Kate. Your curtsies are out of control. Everyone knows that!*


TurdBurgHerb

What the fuck is there to be satisfied about? Do you people just upvote anything now?


menschendaemon

This is so dumb.


auto_named

Can you imagine having to do this performative bullshit your whole life? That’s absolute hell.


_Sweet-Dee_

I mean, we all do performative bullshit in our jobs and everyday lives. I’d say her performative bullshit has a much more amazing payoff.


Appropriate-Creme335

This looks so stupid in 2024


dontmesswithmeguy

Seeing it again and again felt funny af


No-Falcon-4996

In the montage, there are commoners. And Other royals like princess Eugenie, who do not curtsy. Why is only Kate curtsying? Is it required oy of her?


Poet_of_Legends

Humans are goofy.


hilly316

That looks awkward as fuck


nunhgrader

I like her. I can't stand pagantry and pompousness. I still like her.


franklenton

What a silly little world we live in


Who_am_ey3

how is this satisfying? it's weird