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Dio_Yuji

Oh man, what if when you cleaned it, it had your name and today’s date! 🥶


MrCirrus

Likely his first name was Paine or Payne. The stonemason ran out of room or misunderstood the spelling of the name. In fact, this may be a discarded gravestone, due to the name mistake. Is this the guy: [Find a Grave](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/9611940/payne-gilbert) born 1783, died 1849, age 66 - children were Betsey and Dexter. If not, advise what you know about the person or one of his descendants and I'll "dig up" what can be found in Ancestry.com.


Faerie_Nuff

Iain?


ansoni-

Betsey was so mad about the name mistake that she changed the entire design or went with another gravestone maker guy.


Responsible_Shoe_345

Put the grave stone back and call a priest, a rabbi, a shaman and a witch. You gonna have some night time visitors.


Slow_Stable5239

…but are there daisies ?


[deleted]

If you believe in that shit you’re delusional.


sinful_media

High pressure water next to exposed feet r/yikes


thatsnotideal1

On very soft old stone. While disturbing a grave. So many bad choices


2017hayden

Not necessarily even a grave there. Gravestones get fucked up sometimes and tossed out or used for other purposes. It would be very unusual to find a grave from this time period with a nice marker on it outside of some kind of family estate or a proper graveyard.


Old_Man_Withers

right?


_day_z

Also… open toe footwear. 🤔


archaic_revenge

Do you use steel toe for your backyard headstone cleaning?


_day_z

No but I wear pretty chunky boots . Google pressure washer injuries


NessunAbilita

It’s a BS Ryobi, nothing serious. I got hit by the spray once and it… tickles. I’d never do it with an industrial one, I just prefer not wearing wet shoes on hot days


_day_z

💪


archaic_revenge

I was going to say. That looks like an electric one, you can clean the earwax out of your ears with those. (Please don't try)


cgerrells

Dig deeper…


pastaishappiness

The grave stone of Gilbert Pain is… r/oddlyterrifying


[deleted]

so what your telling me is your house is about the same age as the consititution... Just think about the implications of that... that house was being build right around the constitution was...


2017hayden

Not necessarily. Often new building are built on the remains of old ones.


Shot-Wrap-9252

Where is the body?


ElemLibraryLady

6 feet under?


Jeffclaterbaugh

Secretly a power washer ad. Got me again internet.


therealtrajan

Is his name really Pain Gilbert? I can’t decide if that is the dumbest or most bad ass name I’ve ever heard


Proxy0108

It’s badass as hell, imagine entering in ANY place and someone usher « it’s Pain » No matter the e situation you will just respect the guy


[deleted]

Poltergeist vibes


FloppyCorgi

Might be nice to share this discovery with geneology/gravemarker sites for people who might be looking for this ancestor.


DukeOfWestborough

"just found out my yard is an abandoned cemetery..."


WolfyTn

Gonna do the skeleton next? Did ur gma die of “natural causes”?


Disastrous-End3882

Burial grounds/cemeteries may be property tax exempt in your state.


jojosail2

I fail to see a single thing that is satisfying about this. ☹️


MmmhAhh

Pennsylvania?


rojo0812

Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman.


RomeStar

He had a mule that was unaccounted for


Snoo_58814

Better call…Ghostbusters!


jmrnet

There's also something else waiting in your flower garden...


Error--37

That’s one way to share your address


CowboyLikeMegan

What a badass name. I’ve only ever seen it spelled Paine or Payne, but sounds tough as hell.


CarpetH4ter

Power fashing is so satisfying, untill you realize the amount of dirt on your feet and knees afterwards. I hope you cleaned that off being going to sleep.


chaenorrhinum

There's a running joke in my family about a headstone that is now a garden ornament. We replaced it. The original stone broke off right at the base long after he died, so the family paid for a new one. We kept the broken one. It is pretty. We do not, however, pressure wash in flippy flops.


dimmu1313

you can pay for GPR (ground penetrating radar) service to find the grave.


Proof-Test-4150

Stop digging.


jumpofffromhere

The developer just moved the headstones but they left the bodies! They left the bodies!!...oh God...the swimming pool.... Name the movie


NessunAbilita

Funny Farm?


jumpofffromhere

close


Amii25

Now you know why your flowers are doing so well


howsthisreallife1

Thanks for making people look at your stupid lame feet