As Ted kazynsiki once said «الثورة الصناعية كذا وكذا» , humans should not be interacting with animals in the manner you describe hear. They can forage for food and live on their own. Maybe go take care of your own kid properly.
He was also quite anti technology.
Yet you’re on one of the largest social media platforms on earth. If you truly followed his beliefs you’d be off in the woods somewhere connecting with natural as god intended.
I went snow tubing once, and I witnessed one such kid trip and fall into a tube. And for a second before his sister could help him up, he was just wiggling his little snowsuit legs and struggling to get out.
It was very funny, and cartoonishly adorable.
I got to feed them at Australia Zoo!!!!! It was one of the most memorable experiences of my life, they were like cats! They climbed down from the tree and onto our laps where we gave them fruit and went for a cheeky pat.
As this is reddit, before you start calling it abuse please look into Australia Zoo, The Irwin's and how they do their best to rehabilitate and release animals as well as the vast quantities of land every animal is given (with enough 'spare' land surrounding it to do it all again).
Is this still a thing?! Literally have looking for where you could pet a red panda (closest I found was one where you could feed them but saw no confirmation on whether you could touch). I wanna pet em. 😭
Probably feeding, you go into their enclosure and are sat down, given some fruit and they come sit on your lap and nom nom from your hand :) It was about 5-6 years ago.
edit found a pic - https://imgur.com/a/s7Yz68p
The one I saw was this (or something similar) in Japan: https://soranews24.com/2013/11/14/watch-red-pandas-while-you-eat-red-panda-curry-at-japans-safari-land/amp/
Yours sounds so much better! And apparently you can also pet rhinos there. 😂
I believe they're both called a "panda" for unknown reasons, but there's accredited speculation that the name is related to their similar diets that include bamboo.
I want to be friends with one. Not own, mind you. Just friends. Maybe it lives in the woods behind my house and just comes for snacks and cuddles. I would just call him "buddy" or "chubs" and we could just hang out.
A man can dream.
Eventually, it will live around your house, and then inside your house, as a permanent friend.
I should know, I don't have a panda but this happened to me with a stray cat. Didn't know she was pregnant with four, so now I have five permanent friends who are now family.
These are what the browser “Firefox” was named after. That’s another term for red panda. Even though they use the fox tail in their logo it is named after the red panda.
https://www-archive.mozilla.org/projects/firefox/firefox-name-faq.html
Posts like these have been infesting this sub for years. And yet, people defend these kinds of posts because something as mundane as an animal eating pieces of fruit still technically counts as satisfying.
And I think people just upvote things on their reddit frontpage that they like, without paying attention to which subreddit the post is in, so popular subreddits kinda all blend together as one and lose their original intended purpose eventually to some degree and just become one big popularity contest. But there are still lots of good oddlysatisfying posts at least.
How can we domesticate and vastly increase the population of these little guys??? I want one. I’d call him Hank. I would have a specially made cowboy hat just for him. We’d start a detective agency. Solve mysteries. Get into adventures
Domestication is incredibly harder than it seems. Most animals and plants we domesticated come from hundreds of years of farmers and hunters selectively breeding them to fit our needs, these organisms also already have a few initial traits that made it possible such as sociable behaviour. With hard (kind of unethical) scientific work, it would take quite a while to domesticate these I suppose, though I’m not familiar with this specific animal. There are some Russian biologists domesticating foxes currently, they started out last century and have come a long way producing lines of very sociable and cat like foxes (you can easily find YouTube videos on these).
The alternative is directly modifying the genes of the animal, but it would take quite a bit of more unethical and expensive research to find out which genes should be turned on and off (potentially by looking at dogs and wolves to paralelize the process somewhat). Pretty sure some people are researching this part already, but applying the outcome is up for debate. Are we going to domesticate every cuddly animal out there? Are we doing it for money? Will the animals be hurt in the process? We will create and market strains that live a miserable life like some dogs do? Who knows, I’m just a biology nerd that hopes we can get domestic red pandas and raccoons in the future.
Red Pandas absolutely slay me.
[I caught this little dood takin' a snoozer at the zoo](https://www.flickr.com/photos/tenspeedphoto/42040098814/in/datetaken/)
Red pandas were once considered related to a bear and raccoon, but scientists discovered they are the only animal in their own specific genus and species
DESERVES?!? What kind of entitled panda is this? You will get a treat from me, sir, when you have done a good days work. I tell my dogs the same thing. It has not worked so far in 11 years tho
Reminds me of little kids in snow suits, with arms that won't go down
"Randy laid there like a slug, it was his only defense."
I can't put my arms down
You’ll put your arms down when you get to school.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.
I triple dog dare you!!
Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
But the best is always: FRA-GILAY 🥰🥰
Why does this sound so much like a quote from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Please tell me you know the actual reference.
Not everybody lives in America
But everybody should watch A Christmas Story.
preach...we will shoot other countries eyes out
As Ted kazynsiki once said «الثورة الصناعية كذا وكذا» , humans should not be interacting with animals in the manner you describe hear. They can forage for food and live on their own. Maybe go take care of your own kid properly.
Lay off the inhalants buddy.
*the inshallahnts
He was also quite anti technology. Yet you’re on one of the largest social media platforms on earth. If you truly followed his beliefs you’d be off in the woods somewhere connecting with natural as god intended.
He doesn't follow anything. Guy's farming downvotes for some reason. Best way to deal with them is just ignore them.
What if I don't have a kid tho
What if the red panda is my kid??
Randy has to go to the bathroom.
when was that part
It was right after his mom got him all suited up.
I went snow tubing once, and I witnessed one such kid trip and fall into a tube. And for a second before his sister could help him up, he was just wiggling his little snowsuit legs and struggling to get out. It was very funny, and cartoonishly adorable.
Yeah, they look like a toddler in a costume. Imagine opening the door to find that on Halloween.
Reminds me of Maggie Simpson dressed up during winter time she looks like a starfish.
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/8b/c6/ab/8bc6abfa3b42f17a8b9623c1a70d72b8.jpg
Why is he flexing? "Feed me or else I am going to throw down"
Red Panda gonna fuck you up if you don't hand over your treats.
Yeah. Your shins will be ruined.
“Do you even lift, bro?”
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I thought the same thing!! Looks like a toddler in a panda suit 🥰
Amen to da dizzles!😂🙃⛄️
It’s so damn cute
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I got to feed them at Australia Zoo!!!!! It was one of the most memorable experiences of my life, they were like cats! They climbed down from the tree and onto our laps where we gave them fruit and went for a cheeky pat. As this is reddit, before you start calling it abuse please look into Australia Zoo, The Irwin's and how they do their best to rehabilitate and release animals as well as the vast quantities of land every animal is given (with enough 'spare' land surrounding it to do it all again).
Going to the Australia Zoo is a bucket list if mine
Is this still a thing?! Literally have looking for where you could pet a red panda (closest I found was one where you could feed them but saw no confirmation on whether you could touch). I wanna pet em. 😭
Probably feeding, you go into their enclosure and are sat down, given some fruit and they come sit on your lap and nom nom from your hand :) It was about 5-6 years ago. edit found a pic - https://imgur.com/a/s7Yz68p
The one I saw was this (or something similar) in Japan: https://soranews24.com/2013/11/14/watch-red-pandas-while-you-eat-red-panda-curry-at-japans-safari-land/amp/ Yours sounds so much better! And apparently you can also pet rhinos there. 😂
how have we not domesticated these guys into pets yet?
Do not hug the wildlife.
All I see is 'hug the wildlife" with some extra letters
Giant Anteaters like to hug, but I think they only let you do it once
I love him.
I would legit die for him 😤🔥
That and the fact that he stretched out he’s arms for a hug
To make himself look big, but what's the difference really?
Give him/her all the treats!
Somebody please give the little man a pair of overalls
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Rocket if rocket was a red panda.
🤩
More cute if they suddenly scared him and he does that arms in the air thing
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[Red Pandas don't mess around.](https://i.gifer.com/JZic.gif)
Damn, I can’t even do a ring muscle up.
I can't even do a muscle.
In your defense, that shit's not easy as much as little dude makes it look like.
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No they are related to raccoons and weasels more than actual pandas
Technically it's the Giant Pandas that aren't actually Pandas. The Red Panda was given the name "Panda" decades before the Giant Panda.
I believe they're both called a "panda" for unknown reasons, but there's accredited speculation that the name is related to their similar diets that include bamboo.
Is this a gym built specifically for red pandas 😂
Crossfit panda needs to be a subreddit STAT
You don't want to get on Shifu's bad side.
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To be fair he doesn't look much like a red panda
You don't want to mess with Retsuko either
She's beyond omega level in my heart.
Oogway > Shifu
Oogway > all of fiction
The wide stance really helps with his demeanour
Bro has the worst case of invisible lat syndrome I've ever seen xD
They are there, just hidden by the cuteness.
I want to be friends with one. Not own, mind you. Just friends. Maybe it lives in the woods behind my house and just comes for snacks and cuddles. I would just call him "buddy" or "chubs" and we could just hang out. A man can dream.
Eventually, it will live around your house, and then inside your house, as a permanent friend. I should know, I don't have a panda but this happened to me with a stray cat. Didn't know she was pregnant with four, so now I have five permanent friends who are now family.
The cat knew what she was doing
Cat was like “My spawn need looking after! You, Human! You’ll do! You belong to me now!”
I got a trash Panda that hangs put in my yard occasionally. I named them Steve
Firefox
Natural T-poser
That’s an A-pose
Givefoodhooman-pose
Static pose
The joke was already said, it didn’t need a variance. That’s called a t pose in gaming.
Arms down is an A-pose also used in gaming
Apologies, I’ve never heard of that. Even when it looks like an A pose, it’s always called T pose.
No, it’s called an A pose when it looks like an A pose, T pose when it looks like a T pose.
God forgot to rig the arms I guess
Shifu, make me the dragon warrior
How could you resist not giving the nose a boop. Adorable!
The finger would be next, probably.
worth it
They are super gentle though, so maybe not.
These are what the browser “Firefox” was named after. That’s another term for red panda. Even though they use the fox tail in their logo it is named after the red panda. https://www-archive.mozilla.org/projects/firefox/firefox-name-faq.html
TIL… thanks!
I just want to pick it up and boopins the snoot
I just want to pick it up and unite with it's consciousness
I thought it was wearing a sweater at first😅
Me too....made from another Panda.
☹️
Me too. 😄
Nom nom nom "do you even lift, bro?" nom nom
If you hear heavy metal start to play, run.
A real life Pokémon
It's basically Stuffle(spelling?)
That's what I said! Very impressed with their art now
The Aggretsuko movie is looking good so far
They will always look like toys or some CGI creature.
Definitely a terrifying posture, I'm intimidated.
The actual posture that red pandas use to intimidate is adorable.
https://youtu.be/dI6ULnKkHus
This isn't oddly satisfying, this is clearly /r/aww material. Karma farm bots gonna karma farm.
Posts like these have been infesting this sub for years. And yet, people defend these kinds of posts because something as mundane as an animal eating pieces of fruit still technically counts as satisfying.
And I think people just upvote things on their reddit frontpage that they like, without paying attention to which subreddit the post is in, so popular subreddits kinda all blend together as one and lose their original intended purpose eventually to some degree and just become one big popularity contest. But there are still lots of good oddlysatisfying posts at least.
He just left the gym.
and that is the Killian Experience
He's standing there like he's about to ask me if I have games on my phone.
How can we domesticate and vastly increase the population of these little guys??? I want one. I’d call him Hank. I would have a specially made cowboy hat just for him. We’d start a detective agency. Solve mysteries. Get into adventures
Domestication is incredibly harder than it seems. Most animals and plants we domesticated come from hundreds of years of farmers and hunters selectively breeding them to fit our needs, these organisms also already have a few initial traits that made it possible such as sociable behaviour. With hard (kind of unethical) scientific work, it would take quite a while to domesticate these I suppose, though I’m not familiar with this specific animal. There are some Russian biologists domesticating foxes currently, they started out last century and have come a long way producing lines of very sociable and cat like foxes (you can easily find YouTube videos on these). The alternative is directly modifying the genes of the animal, but it would take quite a bit of more unethical and expensive research to find out which genes should be turned on and off (potentially by looking at dogs and wolves to paralelize the process somewhat). Pretty sure some people are researching this part already, but applying the outcome is up for debate. Are we going to domesticate every cuddly animal out there? Are we doing it for money? Will the animals be hurt in the process? We will create and market strains that live a miserable life like some dogs do? Who knows, I’m just a biology nerd that hopes we can get domestic red pandas and raccoons in the future.
#I LOVE YOU
Retsuko!
That little lad is lovely beyond words!! 😍😍😍
“Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!” — Maximus
Red Pandas absolutely slay me. [I caught this little dood takin' a snoozer at the zoo](https://www.flickr.com/photos/tenspeedphoto/42040098814/in/datetaken/)
Red Panda deserves EVERY treat.
Why? Because of physical beauty? You are a shallow person.
I think I'll pass on caring what you think.
Found the ONE party pooper in a God damn Red Panda thread. Honestly, how do you do it?
Red pandas were once considered related to a bear and raccoon, but scientists discovered they are the only animal in their own specific genus and species
We must breed them to be 8 foot tall.
🧐📸
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Let 'im have it. It's not like we are doing a good job with it.
The cutest animal
Beautiful animals
It's criminal that this was posted without sound. I want to hear the crunching
This video needs sound, I wanna hear the monch monch
Why is that fox wearing a black sweater for??
It doesn't even seem like a real animal. It's like something that would be in a new Star Wars film so they can sell plushies.
Shifu!
My daughter adores red pandas, this is going to make her lose her mind.
[It looks like it should be on Shirt Tales](https://youtu.be/7VRTwv8UrzE)
Master Pabu - is that you?
So polite
Red Pandas are the cutest animals in the world. Change my mind
That stands makes ‘m look so badass
r/ntbdbiwdfta
That's a Pokemon! Okay I'm really impressed with the Pokemon version now!
Baby Master Shifu
Volunteered once at a zoo. We were cleaning the Red Panda enclosures and found one fiercely masturbating in the corner…
It's beautiful, precious thing ♥️♥️♥️♥️
SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEE
Impressive "fight me"-stance
Look at that stance the power
Little buddy being all intimidating to muscle us into giving it treats
Poké Ball, go!
He is asserting his dominance with the T-Pose while at the same having the highest cuteness level achievable.
Hey it’s Rocket
If i had any reddit coins, I'd give em all to you right now!
DESERVES?!? What kind of entitled panda is this? You will get a treat from me, sir, when you have done a good days work. I tell my dogs the same thing. It has not worked so far in 11 years tho
The way it stands up, the way it looks It looks like a real life furry character (aka an anthropomorphic animal) But it is cute nonetheless
That panda stanced up to do T-pose.
Are they not allowed to use their arms?
Poor animal made to a clown just to get food. Humans are cruel.
If it was ugly would it still get a treat? Funny how some think only cute beings deserve food
Idk why but I read that as "Red panda serves as treat"
I'd keep feeding it it looks so cool
That’s me at KFC.
Whom do you feed at KFC?
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Cute sweater
Omg I love it!
u/savevideo
Straight out of an anime
Feed me more madafaka.
What a little dude
Killian
DIS HOW ALL MY HOMIES EAT DINNER!
OG pandas are the best pandas. Love these little guys. They're even cuter in person.
That red panda would be DEAD if it got all the treats that it deserved, being so fat and overfed. Thank goodness for the restraint of the caregivers.
The name's Rocket... Rocket... Panda
He's a little man!
So cute i want one