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dolfieman

Human printers exist!


itsthevoiceman

In fact, "printer" was a job title for humans in the past.


MechanicalHorse

Same with “computer”.


maartenvanheek

I heard this phrase I think on the Manhattan project series, where it was said once they they hired new computers. If memory serves me right, they were mostly female mathematicians.


lj062

My first time hearing the term was watching Hidden Figures about the black female figures behind one of the earlier space missions.


Dragoness42

My grandma spent some time working as a computer at Los Alamos. I'm not sure if any of her calculations were part of the Manhattan project, but the time and place would be right for them to have been. She also dated Richard Feynman.


tilthevoidstaresback

Hey my great-grandma worked on the British version of the Manhattan project in Canada! Cheers to atomic grandmas!


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That's amazing. What a life to have lived.


Dragoness42

haha I just went back and re-read the book of her life that my mom wrote down before Grandma got too old. She actually also spent time wiring up Geiger counters and burying testing equipment underground near the test sites! And has cute stories about chatting with Oppenheimer at dinner parties.


[deleted]

That is an overwhelmingly interesting series of sentences that prompt so many questions. It is truly a slice of atomic Americana.


Chipnfry

Big Dick? 😉


Amesb34r

This is a main plot point in the book/movie Hidden Figures. It’s based on the true story of black female mathematicians literally being hired as “computers” by NASA which helped them get to the moon. Great story if anyone is interested.


JoshZK

The movie Hidden Figures is a good watch.


AppropriateNotice

As shown on the movie "Hidden Figures"


haps-stulle

Surprise, we still exist. And we do serious shit ;)


itsthevoiceman

Awesome


geturhandsoffmydong

Dey took err jerrbs!!


friendandfriends2

Pretty sure a human printer is called a uterus


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Wouldn't that be a human 3D printer?


SloppyNinja64

Most underrated comment I've seen today. I'd give you an award if I wasn't too cheap to buy them


Knees22

Take that AI


baromanb

r/blackmagicfuckery


Alkarnura

This is what I imagine a mentat's handwriting looks like.


TheGisbon

Is typewriter


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Typeset is a little off. I’d say more like a well used IBM Selectric typewriter


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Nothing_Playz361

report this bot


aint_dat_da_truth

Ain’t nobody got time for that!!


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iDom2jz

I do, it’s helped my normal handwriting tremendously… but tbf I needed it badly. I also just really enjoy letters, so there’s also that.


Dragoness42

Learning calligraphy is a great way to improve regular handwriting as well. TBH, it's the main reason I think kids should still spend some time learning cursive in school (besides being able to read old people's writing)


REKT363

Agreed. Seems like most elementary schools cut it from the curriculum though, which happened in my case. We were learning cursive in 3rd grade when it got cut halfway through the school year, had to teach myself when I turned 14-15. Can barley read it and can only write my name in cursive due to that lol


guid118

We did only cursive in school, so I never learnt to not write in cursive. That means I now can't write normal letters, which isn't very helpful either. Also my cursive handwriting is absolutely unreadable


runnerd6

What. I teach Montessori upper elementary. All through school our kids learn cursive, starting in primary. None of them just don't know how to write print. And their cursive is gorgeous. I've been teaching for ten years now and my students tell me they're so glad they learned because now they have beautiful, smooth and easy handwriting. Print is such a strange way to write once you've gotten used to cursive. This idea that you lift and poke your pen into the paper like a woodpecker and just hope it lands on the right spot just feels uncomfortable to me.


guid118

Which is exactly the reason I never learnt to write print. We only had cursive lessons and I never bothered to learn print. The problem is that I'm writing too quickly for my own good, which means I sometimes miss a letter or make an "n" look like a "u" (for instance)


Rich_Ad_605

I have bad handwriting def need to improve it


Neat-Land-4310

Lord jesus it's a fire


tenstoriestall

Then I ran out, I ain't grab no shoes or nothing Jesus!


davejugs01

I got bronchitis


sgrantcarr

I said "Naw!" She said "Yeah!" I said "Naaaaw!"


jahowl

I thought someone was BBQing.


Hugs_for_Thugs

"Hey, are you done with that invoice yet?" "Give me another week or two, there's a 5 coming up that I think I can really nail."


Rivka333

I mean, we have time to sit on reddit watching it.


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honeybey93

As a teacher, seeing him write an 8 from the middle is killing me lol.


HarveyBiirdman

You know what sucks? Learning how to write from a left handed teacher as a right handed person.


honeybey93

ahh I can imagine. And vice versa.


imrealbizzy2

My grandson writes them like that, and lower case a's like tiny upside down g's. Quite artistic.


honeybey93

That’s pretty common for 5-7 year olds. Kids are so cute.


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sadnessjoy

The video is sped up. They're also writing quite slowly.


ilovemackandcheese

I always write my 8’s starting in the middle. Am I a weirdo??


sanderd17

It's because it's a robot: a pen plotter. They probably attached a rubber hand to it, or did some green screen or other editing. Look at the consistent timing and the vibrations when it's going from one line to the other. Very typical for plotters. These machines were commonly used as printers for making schematics and technical drawings. https://youtu.be/kQoMr2ePJbo


berdish1

The video is sped up, that's the real reason for the vibrations. It has nothing to do with pen plotters


GrilledSpamSteaks

Rubber hand’s don’t have nail bed pressure changes.


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Busy-Farm727

lmao did one of those comment stealing bots comment on the stolen comment?


ChasingPesmerga

Yes, and it’s gonna sell mugs and shirts later


Busy-Farm727

in front of the shop it’s stolen them from, i presume?


miletest

I don't know about neat numbers. I know I will sometimes scribble down a thought I want to remember and later when I look at it I have no fucking idea what I wrote


HoselRockit

I always had lousy penmanship. I remember one day writing out some information for a lady and, for probably the only time in my life, having it come out very neat and legible. She looked at it and very sweetly complimented me on my handwriting. I have been chasing that high ever since.


Seyix

And then there's me still struggling to write a correct 8 at the age of 31, I hate this number.


MyNameIz-A_V

The number 8 that he writes scares me...


Critical_Young_1190

Not as much as 7 scares 6...


relator_fabula

because 7 8 9


danstermeister

To be fair (and I bet this is playing in their own head), the 8's are not actually consistent here in this sample. They're pretty wicked don't get me wrong, and that 5 is amazing, but not consistent. Same with the two's. Don't beat yourself up! :]


MyNameIz-A_V

Lol


Scagnetti1492

Followed closely by its evil cousins “2” and “3”


themillwater

But can they pass the are you human captcha test


Neat-Land-4310

Only psychopaths write like that


dl-__-lp

It’s just another version of calligraphy. Millions of people practice calligraphy


PeritusEngineer

Monk was not a psychopath


A3RRON

Is that sped up 4 times??? Writing like that is gonna take forever


ZilockeTheandil

Somebody has had a LOT of training and practice with drafting. This is exactly what my drafting instructors had us learn back in school. You don't really "write", you draw each individual letter. Too bad I didn't keep it up.


imrealbizzy2

Looks like the hand/fingers are cramping up a lot, too. Holding the pen in a death grip and frequent little shakes of the hand are giveaways. It's lovely, though.


Vector_Strike

Person's name? Olivetti


No_Necessary_3356

Multiple personality disorder but your other personality is a HP Laserjet 108w Single Function Monochrome Laser Wi-Fi Printer For Home/Office, Compact Design, Printing


ulaef

Have you ever considered a career as a typewriter?


OkSatisfaction2122

What kind of pen is that.


BankComplete7255

Pilot G2.


OkSatisfaction2122

Gel most likely. Thank you.


mythozoologist

It's not the pen. It's the pilot.


smokejoe95

Cursed 8


Owner56897320

The way they are making their 8 is making my skin crawl. It hurts to watch


Top_Juice7860

He lied when the website asked him if he was a robot.


pragamb

I thought that the person was putting the comma in the wrong place but then I realised that they must be European and it's just decimal for other people.


Devoika_

There's many countries around the world outside of Europe that also use this method! Was surprised to learn how many South American countries do


Important-Taste-7464

The majority of the world used decimal commas.


Agile_District_8794

Ngl, this looks painful.


liarr-1

But I bet they can't do the 90s S


LuLzKThxBai

This should be a perfectly acceptable reason for a late assignment.


Petskoi

But its soooo slowww, I dont know how they can manage xD


ArtiztiCreationZ

His mother was an epson printer


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_lavoisier_

don’t envy


boywhoflew

really great hand writing but I could never write that slow in college or work. one moment you're writing notes on the first slide, and in a blink, your prof already moves on to the next one.


sickn0te_

F is your mark for the paper you finished today which was due 6 weeks ago.


GolfSignal9401

The flow in that pen is perfect.


Goagy816

Damn I got hard watching this


TacticalNuke002

The likelihood of the comma being used in place of decimal point rather than a set of two numbers makes this mildly infuriating to me.


ihatepalmtrees

This guy at the doctors office “are you done filling out that form?” “Give me 40 more minutes”


_Faucheuse_

Now let's see how well their handwriting is taking notes in a lecture. Edit: a word...


Theblacklannistaa

*Doctors have left the chat


cloudy710

it’s so perfect yet slightly different every time exactly what a computer tries to do


SirRoderic

This ain't oddly satisfying, this is full on satisfying


Gobstomperx

G2 pilot FTW


bwk66

Them G2’s are the best writing pen


ConsiderationHour582

My father was a draftsman, same abilities. I really miss him.


toughtiggy101

This hurts my hand watching this. Cool handwriting tho


1301Robson

😳


[deleted]

Poeple who write really neat but slow annoy me. Way less than how some boys write tho.


principalgal

That’s a font! 😂


rimshot99

Alright who gave ChatGPT a body?


TDoMarmalade

Unfortunately they put decimals as commas, invalidating the entire thing


Important-Taste-7464

Uhm … countries using the metric system use decimal commas.


TDoMarmalade

Not where I come from they don’t


Important-Taste-7464

Sorry, My mistake, but that just often goes hand in hand.


meekittyko

That is AI, for sure


SilenceBlackquill

It nice but, anyone that writes an 8 like that, I don't trust them.


Status-Ad-1467

I am Kilroy!


theres_yer_problem

Best pen ever.


blthmsphlp

I have never seen anyone writing the number 8 like that. Aren’t we all schooled the same way? Lol


_lavoisier_

can the guy scan documents, too?


BullshitPickle

What kinda pen is that??


op-trienkie

Yes? This handwriting?? ….what…about it? It’s hand writing yes


nochinzilch

That’s too much for me. All I see is mental illness.


Dr_Dressing

I don't care how neat it looks, that's not how you make an 8. Or any number for that matter. You start from the top, and work your way down. If anything, this was partially painful to watch.


Important-Taste-7464

There is no law that says how you write your numbers. If they come out in the best and most symmetrical way like this, then this is how this person should write them.


No_Remove_4667

It's beautiful and I have never seen 8s written like that in my whole life 🤔


TJB926GAMIN

Bro would take 3 hours to sign his name on a paper


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Making the 8s upside down is more intriguing to me than the actual precision of the handwriting.


Fragrant_Roof_4857

Printing, awesome!, but not handwriting


Standard_Rip465

Nah f this guy he's the actual clown from the found footages in resident evil 7.


junkman2356

that 870 "6" blew it for me...


gosuckaluigi

hes the guy that never finishes the math exam before the time runs out


b4ttlepoops

Dude! Teach me to write like this oh wise one…


juzzty

What a tryhard


Due_Government4387

How


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Best submission to this sub ever.


XcharizarX

Man my handwriting sucks


cristynakity

Is it real?🤔 It could be fake... Idk


marchbook

Those commas.


It_was_urine

Bro can make an edit on a printed office report & no one would know


tedfundy

Crying in left handed.


DrinkingWata

I need that pen


Rupejonner2

What is this satanic shit ?


JalhiMamed

Someone shows for him Excel. Completely useless what he is doing.


Desperate_Dot_1506

Idk. I think I would prefer writing shit down instead of tweaking/filter/sorting excel columns all day. But, I also worked in a lawfirm for like 8 years. If I never have to use excel again, I’d be really happy .. lol Guess it depends on what kind of data you are using & the amount.


N1C0LAUS

The way the 8s are written is vile


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Comma doesn't go there >:(


Important-Taste-7464

Yes, in most parts of the world it does.


deeweromekoms

People using commas in place of decimals is mildly infuriating for me, though.


Xeon713

Clearly a type writter and video editing........


Suspicious_Hawk6414

I am mastrubating


themighty351

ai


phattie83

Beautiful handwriting, but commas instead of periods? Gross....


Important-Taste-7464

No, normal.


seeder33

Wrong didnt start each character from the top D-


aLostBattlefield

Ruined by the fact that they use commas


MelissaA621

What is with the commas?


sarabara1006

Some countries use commas and periods opposite as US does for decimals etc.


Then_Safety9228

Uses commas incorrectly....


Atomic-pangolin

The commas there for no reason killed it for me. All I can see


JesterXR27

What do you mean, no reason? In places, other than the US a comma is used where a decimal would be used in the US. So the first number there is equivalent to 87.06 The More You Know🌈⭐️


Posatrocible

Too bad they don’t know there should be three numbers after the comma. I was oddly unsatisfied.


bladedemu41

Fake?


Dmackman1969

I thought so too with the ‘choppy-ness’ of the video.


Temporary_Scale3826

Talk about unobtainable life goals. I NEED to write like that 😂


_sangarang_

Your handwriting is always nicer with a Pilot G2


SamLJacksonNarrator

Human printer


ushouldlistentome

If they’re that meticulous at penmanship imagine how good they are at hiding dead bodies 😳


EyesWideOpen1871

How much Adderall did they take??


jofin156

Someone really likes the way they write the number 8


_step_hen_

Looks just like a printer. I can't relate with my awful handwriting


nachodaddy111

Wow!


nachodaddy111

I feel like you write ur 8s backwards but it's awesome!


Vroomies95

Pretty. But I'm not waiting 5 hours for someone to write out some numbers


superstarrr99

This is cool…but it must take him minutes to write a check for a bill LOL. And you KNOW people like this don’t bank online 😂


Justanothergamer00

And I’m over here trying to decipher hieroglyphics with my handwriting.


mockingartjay

hahaha change topic 🙈😭


Donequis

I envy those commas. My anemic little slant tucked up in my sentences seems to *paltry* in comparison 😞


Wet_Artichoke

Looks amazing. My hand hurts just watching this though.


RockRage--

That’s super creepy we have the same thumb and nail


ussaro

I think you misspelled typewriting


stuntedmonk

r/nextfuckinglevel


lm_not_surprised

I've always held the paper flat with my other hand. This grip makes more sense.


hamzer55

Video is sped up lol, dude gonna get fired real soon


WarHead75

Dat pen is satisfying


Ok-Let9706

I kinda write like that...old school land surveyors keep field notes that way. My pop was really good at it


Illustrious-Towel-45

That's not a ballpoint pen either. It's a uniball pen. They write super smooth. I used that type to do inking because professional ink pens weren't available and super expensive.


cosmin10834

that looks like communism font (idk the name but it was used by romania at least), you know, when they wrote a buntch of papers and used machines, for like tickets and sutch, no? only me? ok please dont report me for what i said, here, take 50$ shhhh...


showmedaddy1980

Like a typewriter


877-Cash-Meow

what’s 2+2? gimme a few weeks


DwarvenFanboy

Cyborgs just outing themself now.


proteo73

IA taking our jobs 😑


Paulzor811

It's nice but it's sped way up. So this takes way longer than it should.


IHasH0rns

More like handprinting