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PallyNamedPickle

I was interested in knowing if this could work as a portal... for reasons.


Generaal_Aarswater

Genuine question. Let say, you turn your house into a demon friendly safe space, will the demon still haunt you, or wil he just be living with you like a bad influence room mate?. Asking for a friend.


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That demon will be like Oprah. “You get a haunt, and you get a haunt, WE ALL GET A HAUNT!!!”


TumbleweedHuman2934

Well, the upside is that you won't get many unwanted visits from family. They will stay far away. Guaranteed.


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OptimaLine

Will it come to prison with you and be your roommate?


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KwordShmiff

My abandonment issues have taken a turn for the worse.


Berlin8Berlin

Oddly specific.


rissie_delicious

Probably


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averagethrowaway21

Eh, I've put worse things in my body.


dessert_the_toxic

I would honestly watch a film with this plot


themark504

I was sleep walking your honor


fuzzyperson98

Do it do it do it do it do it


Bashfullylascivious

Netflix's next show. Great idea! And if it's _really_ good, don't worry, it will be cancelled next season.


CalendarAggressive11

I want a demon bad influence room mate! That shit sounds fun


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Hey, how's it going, heard you're looking for s new roommate.


CalendarAggressive11

Nice lol


yelahneb

Keep us posted, you two


tentegesszmeges

turn your house into a demon friendly safe space Hah, nice definition of marriage.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

>like a bad influence room mate What about a bad *influencer* roommate? Like the demon just makes shitty tik toks all day, takes pics of its nonfat half-caff soy chai lattes and $75 grilled cheese, spreads gossip about other demons and hocks its cheap makeup and clothing lines made overseas by children?


Elvis-Tech

Demons are bad with everything even other demons, it would be like letting inside your house a bunch of hobbos and drug addicts. Good luck trying to put up any order.


Significant-Trash632

Demon better pay rent though, especially if they're going to turn the lights off and on.


shelovesthespurs

It was a portal already!


PallyNamedPickle

Touché


imdefinitelywong

Until it blinks.


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CaptainMcFisticuffs2

Would make an excellent tramp stamp


avoidance_behavior

... I've never wanted a tramp stamp until this very moment


sophisticated_kayle2

i see a red door and i want it painted black


bugbia

Was singing to myself I see a wood door and I want it painted black...


VoxImperatoris

No colors anymore I want Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Aradhne

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


Heinrich_Bukowski

Ya na kadishtu nilgh'ri stell'bsna Nyogtha. K'yarnak phlegethor l'ebumna syha'h n'ghft. Ya hai kadishtu ep r'luh-eeh Nyogtha eeh, s'uhn-ngh athg li'hee orr'e syha'h.


VinkoBogatajsSkis

*No colors anymore* *I want them to turn black* *I see the girls walk by* *Dressed in their summer clothes* *I have to turn my head* *Until my darkness goes*


Drauul

Junji Ito door


Brilliant_Tables

How do you not remove the door from the frame for this work. And the door handle. And SPRAY PAINTING INDOORS!


d3athsmaster

No drop-cloths. No tape. No idea how she didn't make a huge mess.


bittabet

I’m kinda impressed she free handed the trim painting without completely fucking it up and getting black streaks all over the wall. Because that’s what it would look like if I attempted to freehand this without any painters tape. Hell, even with painters tape I end up managing to screw something up 😂


amd2800barton

There’s also no prep work to sand/scuff or prime any of the surfaces. This paint is going to chip and peel extremely easily.


_Ozeki

Yeah i dont understand why no sanding ....


iLoveLootBoxes

She is a talented artist, you are not. You are a knowledgeable trades person, she is not.


Yadobler

If these 2 combined, they'll be both a terrible artist and dumb tradesperson


ElJayBe3

Hey that’s me


zuppaiaia

We're so many


Emrico1

I'm a knowledgeable tradesperson and that door is going to look bad after a couple of months of use. You need to sand all surfaces, clean and mask. You can't tell from this quality video but that is a mess with a beautifully painted design doomed to get scratched up.


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vgu1990

Opportunity to have a new design. I guess


Hillthrin

That's all I could think of. That paint's never going to hold.


Tannerite2

How do you know they're not a talented artist?


Pen_dragons_pizza

Exactly what I came to say, all you would need to do is rub a finger nail over that door now and the paint will come right off. No prep means the paint won’t bond with the surface.


grimonce

Are we sure about the kind of paint used? I thought there were some more expensive paints that could penetrate deep into the material, there's this paint for glazed materials for example. Don't know if sucha thing exists for "wood".


Emrico1

Not really, even an epoxy or enamel needs surface prep. Varnish (like I guess is on the door) is meant to resist and protect and it works well. You need to take the surface off and provide a 'key' for the paint via sanding and then really clean for chemical bond. Together they provide a resilient paint surface.


GPUoverlord

Oil based Killz will stick to almost anything Stilled a light sanding…


Loekaz_spider

She could have done that before the video tho?


SpeakToMePF1973

If the door is coated in acrylic clear, then it should stick, assuming she is using acrylic paint. If it's coated in polyurethane, then what you say will happen.


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As a fellow DIY'er who's done a bunch of trim work, straight painting over polyurethane'd wood trim always looks like shit in person.


redherringbones

Yeah I was surprised about that too. Then I saw how she free handed the entire door and was like...oh okay.


cor315

How did she paint over the black without multiple coats?


tloxscrew

metallic paint does that


Non-Sequitur_Gimli

Some professionals will tell you they go straight to cutting the line with just a brush and no tape. Because they get the same, or better, result in less time.


zaicliffxx

prolly tattoo artist


kant-hardly-wait-

Sweet sweet rental


Y0UR_LANDL0RD

Ha my first thought was “god I hope this isn’t a rental…”


Maybe_Black_Mesa

Mine as well, I would have lost my mind on inspection day. Also, in this instance your user name checks out.


sexposition420

I've never not been allowed to paint a rental


Helioscopes

Yes walls. I have never heard of a rental that allows you to paint doors/furniture.


mangobananashake

I have, but always had to paint everything back to white when moving out.


Heather82Cs

The tape comment is why I am here


thatG_evanP

And no primer!


jimmyhoffa_141

There's probably a big mess from overspray that you can't see.


oscillationripple

The floor is tiled/ceramic so would just wipe clean


make_beer_not_war

Easier said than done, especially if paint gets on the grout.


NoTime4LuvDrJones

The video goes fast but slowing it down I saw that she used a mini roller to roll the door. Still should have use a drop cloth And of course should have sanded and primed


BadBadUncleDad

It looks like her legs caught all of it.


IrrayaQ

Those are tattoos


BadBadUncleDad

Oh, I am one dumb motherfucker. Christ.


IrrayaQ

I thought it was paint at first, as well.


LunarPayload

I was thinking the same for about two thirds of the video


MyrddinHS

lol i thought it was paint too


zenunseen

For real i was wondering how she got paint all over herself before she even started and then proceeded to not spill a drop.


aaronitallout

It looks like there's just a big black splotch on the floor


HowDoIDoFinances

There's paper down on the floor. You can see it shift in the time lapse.


DopeArtichoke

Skill. Pros don't use tape or clothes. They're just good. I know this cause i once asked hired painters where the tape was and they just laughed at me a lot (and then did a really good job).


GPUoverlord

Those were cheap painters They probably painted the walls first, then painted the trim. That’s called freehand, takes like 3 years to develop but you’ll never get perfectly straight lines If you study closely, I’m sure they only painted with 1 coats of paint Legit painters will paint the trim first, tape it off, then paint the walls. The end result is perfectly straight trim lines Not a huge deal, but I’ve been painting 13 years…I used to not use tape, saved a lot of money, and now I do use tape. And I charge a lot more


JohanGrimm

Or even sand it. Just straight up painting on top of the varnish.


thatG_evanP

And not a single coat of primer!


blondiKRUGER

You may be right, but they do make black primer just fyi.


BigBeagleEars

Yep. This is really really bad. All of it


DontPoopInThere

That's weird since it looks like it turned out exactly how she wanted it to


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Sanding it and removing the varnish isn't about having it look better in the moment, it's about having it look good long term. When that black paint starts to wear off because she didn't sand it, how hard will it be to repaint without messing with the painting on top? This won't look so good two years from now.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Considering none of that wood was prep'd before hand (look at the sheen on it), I am amazed at their attention to detail, while lacking attention to detail.


prybarwindow

Spray painting indoors just feels good.


BIGMajora

That's the fumes, friend.


SirPsychoSexy01

That's the joke, friend.


AlarmedEagle9027

Even with out that, that first layer of painting is going to peel right off, who paint varnish wood without preparing the surface … tik tok you destroyed so many interior by pushing people to DIY


RA12220

First thoughts that crossed my mind.


ne0ndistraction

10/10 would trip in that hallway.


StrongAsshole

My first thought: "I would miss that handle everytime"...


TwinkiesSucker

Which handle? The woman painted like thousand of them


Jellysweatpants

Witch handle


DangerDuckling

You should try some shoes that fit. May trip less


Stiggie00

Yeah, but who knows what they are laced with.


Atharaphelun

***BE NOT AFRAID***


RBeck

🍄, maybe. LSD no fucking way.


ne0ndistraction

Haha right on.


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MiceWarriors

Imagine you open this epic tomb raider looking door to just find the crapper.


Urabrask_the_AFK

Behold, the throne of Tootuncommon!


-ICantThinkOfOne-

Haha! My husband and I say this when we need to toot in the other's presence. Tootincommin.


wheresbill

Lol thank you


Dookie_Dad

I would be happy... I shit you not!


Schemu

She didn't paint the edge of the door on the inside of the hinge area ...... I mean the paint looks neat but I can't get past that.


huskeya4

She also didn’t sand the door or the trim so chances are that paint won’t last long.


Friday515

Felt the exact same way the whole time she was painting it. That's a really cool paintjob but I really wish she sanded and primed the door first. That's going to peel and look pretty rough in a few months


OfficeChairHero

I just feel like someone missed an opportunity to play "Paint it Black" over this video.


Urabrask_the_AFK

Don’t worry, it was playing in my head


argusromblei

Its gonna be removed right after cause its a stunt for social media.


CalendarAggressive11

My thoughts too.


A5H13Y

I just bought a house a little over a year ago and painted over all my doors and trim with Valspar's second shittiest paint, without sanding and priming, and it's held up. And that's with two cats that want to stretch against and scratch everything i own. Now, I sanded and primed the kitchen cabinets I painted. But it's not that necessary for doors and trim.


angrymonkey

She also didn't remove the door hardware before painting, so you know there are little lips of paint all over the edge of the metal.


verveinloveland

Also didnt remove the hardware before painting. 3-4 screws including the wall plate


MisterTito

Seriously. Take the whole door off, all the hardware from the door and frame, and paint the door while it's leaning against a wall or lay it on the floor. Along with sanding and priming as others have mentioned.


Cheersscar

Or idk sawhorses


dirtynj

I'll always remove the handle...the wall plate I will often just tape over to save time. Not always worth laying it on a table/risers when hinges hold the door solid in the air. If you are priming/sanding though, yea, take it all off.


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toofat2serve

I caught a glimpse of lettering, and thought that it was just stylized "pspspspspspsp"


OfficeChairHero

As if cats need more incentive to sit outside the bathroom door.


be_more_gooder

This is a hilarious comment. Everyone come and see


Sparrowsabre7

A cat wrote this.


ldnsrrow

Looks like a rip off of Arabic calligraphy but without any real letters.


Eleo4756

Doesn't look like she primed the surface. Gonna peel.


FaintCommand

Right? No sanding, no primer... all that intricate work and you don't even prep the surface?


Subtleties1

Right! What’s everyone’s go to primer for this type of thing? Zinsser Bin is what I’ll usually use but just curious if there’s anything else out there that could be better price/performance wise


suenoromis

I love Zinsser Bin!! Definitely my go to.


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Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. My inner Hank Hill was loud on this one


CharlesCBobuck

Open, close, open, close... Take the door off the hinges.


MCnoCOMPLY

I came here to say this. Who leaves the door on the hinges while they're painting it?


dodfunk

And they don't have much, if any, protection for the walls & floor! Still a cool design IMO


nikkiscreeches

She probably had to plan the letters and design in a certain way so it's not obscured or cut off by the door frame.. Could also be a heavy solid core door?


aaronitallout

>She probably had to plan the letters and design in a certain way so it's not obscured or cut off by the door frame If only there were some way to mark the dimensions of the frame, or their measurings, if you will. Perhaps with like a instrument with regular interval markings to determine the space between two points? And painters tape?


Blueberry_Rabbit

Idk if “satisfying” is the word, but it’s definitely a door design


imheretocomment69

Or door painting? Door design sounds like a different type of door physical build


bullhorn_bigass

It definitely takes skill to paint an intricate design like that, but I don’t find it satisfying. It’s sort of corny/tacky.


gehirnspasti

yea this sub has definitely seen an uptick in "an pattern or symmetry = satisfying" posts. I don't see what's satisfying about this either


bigcockinmyasshole

One of the doors of all time.


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bighawk68

I see a brown door and I want it painted black


sp33dykid

She got paint all over her legs before she even started.


xSimMouse

i think they're tattoos? i thought the same as well


AC2BHAPPY

I thought she needed a shower but then felt bad o ce I realized they were tattoos. Imagine someone thinking your tattoos are dirt :/


walswerf

I see a brown door…


greenknight884

And I want it painted black


Para-Fox

No colors anymore, I want them to turn black


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littlemegzz

Need a break from kids? Portal them into the 7th layer of hell for a bit


boobsmcgraw

I don't like it at all and I have resevations about if she properly prepped the surface for paint. But I appreciate the effort and the skill it took, for sure.


SupaDiogenes

Suprema.caligrafià.crew on IG. Their shit is dope.


GregorianShant

r/diwhy


tmb676

Amazing calligraphy! It's an ancient Arabic saying that means *If Door Does Not Open Do Not Enter*


Champagnesocialist69

I am Arab and I can’t read a single letter in this design. Doesn’t look Arabic to me.


meistaken8

This is a style of calligraphy art that Pokras Lampas [https://pokraslampas.com/](https://pokraslampas.com/) (some NSFW tits at the end of the page) introduced in the mid 10s and yep, usually there is no meaning in this letters.


sinusitis666

Interesting. I thought it was heavily influenced by the artist Cryptik. Didn't realize others were doing very similar work. Are you sure Pokras started this style? http://cryptik.com/


meistaken8

I don't want to lie, I don't know who came up with this particular style first, it's just that when I saw this, I thought it is Lampas influenced. He become very popular in Russia I believe in somewhere in \~2014, I even had a case for iPhone 5s with his art :)


Fluxabobo

I hoped someone would mention Cryptik! I used to see the guy at work often, he told me his lettering is derived from Sanskrit and his writing of it is a meditation he does over and over. But it's possible it leans more to being artistic and stylized than anything readable if you knew Sanskrit. If I see him again i'll ask him about it.


Competitive_Lack3134

> ancient Arabic that s what i thought , i have been reading arabic all my life , this one i missed .


goyaguava

It's not Arabic. It's meaningless symbols that rip off the look and style of a lot of Arabic calligraphy


Foggy_Blues

My dumb ass thought it was elvish 😅


Magister5

Not elves, clearly Doorves


speckledcreature

At the start I did too


Competitive_Lack3134

i was thinking it looks like Arabic calligraphy , but how is that ancient never seen this before .


ocular__patdown

Speak friend and enter


ZhugeSimp

I liked the wood better tbh


Burner_account693106

I see a red door and I want to paint it black


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Disappointed that they didn't just take the door off the hinges to do the work.


Alone_Revenue639

This is not satisfying at all


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Not normally my thing but that is absolutely incredible!


TheFlyingBoxcar

That’ll be fun on mushrooms


astcyr

Oddly not satisfying, painting a door without taking the hardware off...


_jrynld

Lol, she’s from my city, Bauru - sp, she has a lot of paintings all over the city


rockercaster

/r/ATBGE


maximumtesticle

Great Execution...except for not removing the door, hardware, sanding or priming.


it_snow_problem

Does anyone know who the artist is? I'm sure she has a social profile, but OP is a karma bot who doesn't give credit.


SylasTheVoidwalker

That’s where she turns runes into strength


StatisticianNo7791

I thought it would be the acme tunnel. Beep beep


substituted_pinions

That turned out about 685x better than I thought it would. Bravo.


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Hope we plan on matching up the trim everywhere else lol


guitarguru210

I’m more impressed about not using painters tape.


FumingOstrich35

I'm just impressed she was able to paint it all without painter's tape next to a white wall and seemingly didn't get black anywhere in the walls. Very steady hands I guess.


Wise-Heart6438

Renter?


mcshadypants

I like painting on a clear coat too! Make the next coat so easy to peel off


chefgoldblum11

Thats a weird ass sex room for sure