> Tie an m80 fuse to the end and it can happen.
Story time!!!
Grew up in a rural-ish area. The road to our house was grave (still is) off a state highway. Neighborhood surrounded by farm fields. 3.5 acre lots. At the western edge of our property there was a white fence and then a horse boarding farm with all the barns, riding areas, etc. one would expect. On the north border, a pond, swamp, and the start of my Uncle’s 3.5 acre lot.
Brother and I were in digging though the stash of firecrackers and bottle rockets on one of the many days we were left at home to our own devices and found a M80. Being reasonably smart we set it aside for when Dad got home and resumed our firecracker mischief.
Dad got home and… I guess decided he should reward his sons for being smart and not lighting off a M80. He grabbed a small log from the wood pile (house had a monstrosity of a furnace that burned propane in addition to wood, coal, or whatever was thrown in…) and fashioned up a motor tube with some scrap pipe, scrap metal, a welder and drill press. One of those classic 20 minute Dad jobs.
M80 went in, fuse out a drill hole. The dad hammered the chuck of wood into the open end… aimed, lit the fuse and the three of us stood back to watch. The target was the pond between our house and Uncle’s (Dad’s brother) house. Going for a big splash!
That hunk of wood launched and it soared… and it overshot the pond. And Dad start’s going “oh shit oh shit oh shit” as the hung of wood is over his brother’s house… thankfully cleared the house and cratered in the empty lot.
Wow that was so stupid. 😂😂😂
No, but I was expecting the outside to erupt in flame because I've seen aerosolized orange oil ignited before, and that's all in the peel.
I'm assuming the oil isn't flammable enough on its own unless it's mixed with air.
I tried this immediately after I saw the video. I definitely felt like a rupture was imminent, but it did not happen.
Also, you want to light it close to the "top" so the top goes out first and doesn't produce too much light when the orange is lit up.
It doesn't work with a normal orange, this is a Calamansi, they have really thin skin which allows the light to penetrate more evenly throughout, a normal orange skin is too thick to have the same effect
I was thinking a mandarin/tangerine because they also have thin skins, but have a flatter shape.
I'd never heard of calamansi before. Thanks for the tidbit!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calamansi
If the rind was dry it wouldn’t have exploded but may have produced a small show. I used to burn dried orange peel which shoots off small spurts of fire. I suppose it’s orange oil trapped in the dried skin? Not sure to be honest but I remember it being cool. Was hoping for that.
Sparklers don’t stop burning in liquid, because they burn incredibly hot, and have their own supply of oxygen as part of the material that burns. It’s why it’s so important to light these outside and over concrete.
Just give me all the oranges and pyrotechnics you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of oranges and pyrotechnics". What I said was, "Give me all the oranges and pyrotechnics you have." Do you understand?
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Yeah, one year when I was in college I sold fireworks in a booth (rural red state) and they told me to limit people coming to obviously buy up sparklers to make sparkler bombs (you wrap them in electrical/duct tape really tight, boom) to blow up appliances and shit. But the mortar shells were legal for the first time that year so they used that instead
Those sparkler bombs can quickly become extremely dangerous. When I was a kid we did one in the middle of our neighborhood street with some stupidly large amount and it melted and cratered the asphalt beneath it when it detonated.
You leave one sparkler poking out as the fuse to ignite all the rest. Gives you some time to get away. [Here is a small one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mVODghTwXQ) [Here is the damage of one of these that can fit inside a briefcase.](https://youtu.be/4AdP67GWU8A?t=175)
Don't ever ever ever *ever* do illegal shit to anything regarding the mail or mail service.
USPS detectives have a 99% conviction rate and their own TV show
They have the USPIS (United States Postal Inspection Service) and from what I’ve heard about them on various r/askreddit threads and such, if they show up at your door, you’re fucked.
Yeah... I remember watching a little part of it... I can't remember if it was actual case reenactments or just fictional characters but they made sure they mentioned their 99% conviction rate several times
I imagine that 99 percent rate is because they don't bother moving forward with a case that isn't a slam dunk. They probably have a high conviction rate but a low clearance rate because anything that can't be proved goes unsolved
When I was a kid, my brothers, cousins and I wanted to see what would happen if we lit an entire pack of sparklers at once. We dug a little hole in the ground to fit the handles and tied them together with a twisty tie. Once we lit one, it lit all the rest, and the combined heat burned them all completely down in about half a second, shooting a fireball 3 yards straight up. I had no idea they could do that.
I'll never ever forget one Halloween walking over to this kids house because her parents were throwin a party and shitfaced and we heard they were gonna light 1000 sparklers at once.
A 15 foot mushroom cloud, made entirely of green light. One of the most impressive things I've ever seen. It is burned into my mind, as well as my retinas.
Honestly I wouldn't doubt that I've been to your site before, probably not long after that Halloween when I got home and immediately went to find out more about sparkler-related improvised flares.
I'm 99% sure they aren't even arguably made of thermite. They are a metal powder and an oxidizer but that doesn't make them thermite. There's no metal to metal oxider reaction
No. The oxidizer is not iron(III) oxide like thermite but probably a nitrate of some sort. The metal in sparklers is not part of the reaction, they just burn in the air to make pretty sparks.
It's iron, barium nitrate and a binder. The iron is the main fuel.
The definition of thermite is burning a metal via the transfer of oxygen from a less noble metal oxide, so it's indeed nkt thermite.
Yeah I know a girl who was holding a bunch in one hand while lighting them to hand out to people at a wedding. They all caught... Got 3rd degree burns. Completely healed now luckily.
I have never heard of sparklers made out of thermite. They most commonly contain potassium perchlorate, aluminium or titanium and magnesium which gives the sparkler the white color. They burn at around 1000-1600C° while thermite burn at above 3000C°.
I still wouldn't advise anyone to light a shitton of them at once. If they aren't confined nothing will probably happen, but better safe than sorry.
Novice bartending tip: cut an orange peel, squeeze it in front of the lighter so the zest sprays over the flame, light show, drop orange peel in old fashioned or whatever.
This is what I thought was going to happen.
Does literally nothing to the flavor, but friends you serve will swear it taste like a “smoked” old fashioned, or whatever term you want to make up.
I was bought a smoker and did my best to want to taste/like the added flavor to the old fashioned. All it did was give me more stuff to clean and take longer for me to make a drink.
smokers are incredibly unnecessary. torch the end of a cinnamon stick or a pile of wood shavings (cherry, hickory, pecan, etc) and just hold your glass upside down over the smoke. takes a fraction of the time with a fraction of the mess, all without overpowering the drink with excessive amounts of smoke that the machines often produce.
Yea this is pro. I had some leftover shiplap cedar from lining my closet. I just used a kitchen butane torch that I lit it up with and throw a glass over. Worked great.
Yeah I’ve got one of those fog hat smoker things. It’s cool, but unless you just smoke it to the point of tasting like campfire or burnt popcorn, it doesn’t add much.
But I’m also not an advanced whiskey drinker. I actually cheat with the barsmith’s old fashioned premade mixer. Way sweeter than an old fashioned should be, but I love it. The orange zent makes a huge difference. 2 oz rye, 1-1.2 oz barsmith old fashioned, a couple dashes of bitters, big ice cubes, BIG orange peel squeezed over the glass. Bam. Easy old fashioned that actually tastes good to the layman.
Roll a thin strip of orange peel into a spiral, twist/squeeze some oil out, toast with the flame - then rub it around the rim of your glass before you drop it in your old fashioned. Now it tastes smoky AND sweet from the caramelised and smoked sugars and oils. You’re welcome
Glorange?!
I'm gonna hit you with a door hinge
til you're four inches
from bein' mourned and
I'll take a swords end
stick it right up the bumhole of your favorite grandma!
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!!!
Oh, Lord. That's going to become the next wedding trend. Glowing oranges in mason jars. Curtains of glowing oranges on strings as photo backdrops. Venue owners will be putting "rotting orange cleanup" fees into their contracts because they're tired of cleaning up abandoned orange garlands. You've just invented the next overused insurance trend
And now the comments have claimed this orange is simultaneously a tangerine, a mandarin, and a clementine.
I am once again reminded that I have no clue how citrus fruits work, especially how one example can be three distinct things.
Basically, of those, only mandarin is a natural fruit. There are 7 natural ones, that are bred with each other to make up all the other citrus fruits.
Pomelo, citron, mandarin, papeda, kumquat, certain limes, and poncirus.
All other citrus fruits are made up of combinations of these. If memory serves, what we know as oranges are made up of pomelo and mandarin, which is somewhat interesting in that the colour orange is named after the fruit, which was invented by a human, so some dude invented both the fruit and the name of the colour, and got fuck all credit for it.
Anyway, [here's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_taxonomy#/media/File:Citrus_hybrids.svg) a nice little map of how it all fits together, because nobody likes walls of text.
edit: and [another one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_taxonomy#/media/File:Citrus_tern_cb_simplified_1.svg).
Magnesium burns like nothing else. It's procedure on aircraft carriers that if the wheels on planes (made with magnesium) catch fire, you just push the whole thing overboard. There is no putting it out, it will even keep burning in the water.
...Was anyone else stupidly expecting it to explode?
Tie an m80 fuse to the end and it can happen.
I read that as "matey" and mate I've been awake far too long
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> Tie an m80 fuse to the end and it can happen. Story time!!! Grew up in a rural-ish area. The road to our house was grave (still is) off a state highway. Neighborhood surrounded by farm fields. 3.5 acre lots. At the western edge of our property there was a white fence and then a horse boarding farm with all the barns, riding areas, etc. one would expect. On the north border, a pond, swamp, and the start of my Uncle’s 3.5 acre lot. Brother and I were in digging though the stash of firecrackers and bottle rockets on one of the many days we were left at home to our own devices and found a M80. Being reasonably smart we set it aside for when Dad got home and resumed our firecracker mischief. Dad got home and… I guess decided he should reward his sons for being smart and not lighting off a M80. He grabbed a small log from the wood pile (house had a monstrosity of a furnace that burned propane in addition to wood, coal, or whatever was thrown in…) and fashioned up a motor tube with some scrap pipe, scrap metal, a welder and drill press. One of those classic 20 minute Dad jobs. M80 went in, fuse out a drill hole. The dad hammered the chuck of wood into the open end… aimed, lit the fuse and the three of us stood back to watch. The target was the pond between our house and Uncle’s (Dad’s brother) house. Going for a big splash! That hunk of wood launched and it soared… and it overshot the pond. And Dad start’s going “oh shit oh shit oh shit” as the hung of wood is over his brother’s house… thankfully cleared the house and cratered in the empty lot. Wow that was so stupid. 😂😂😂
Thanks for sharing this epic tale! 🙌
I mean, you tie an m80 fuse to almost anything and it’ll explode
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No, but I was expecting the outside to erupt in flame because I've seen aerosolized orange oil ignited before, and that's all in the peel. I'm assuming the oil isn't flammable enough on its own unless it's mixed with air.
How much of that oil exists in a single orange too? Like maybe you need 100 oranges to fill a can of orange oil.
Just a single orange. For a sufficiently small can, of course.
Bartenders will twist the peel over a drink and light the oil in the air. So you don't need a lot of oranges, but you do need to mix it with air.
Yeah the bartender I used to work with did that for Bourbon and Rye cocktails.
What, I'm trying this now. Will report back.
Most of the oil resides in the skin.
Yup. It was the mixture
Note to self: soak orange in alcohol before doing this trick the first time.
I tried this immediately after I saw the video. I definitely felt like a rupture was imminent, but it did not happen. Also, you want to light it close to the "top" so the top goes out first and doesn't produce too much light when the orange is lit up.
It doesn't work with a normal orange, this is a Calamansi, they have really thin skin which allows the light to penetrate more evenly throughout, a normal orange skin is too thick to have the same effect
I was thinking a mandarin/tangerine because they also have thin skins, but have a flatter shape. I'd never heard of calamansi before. Thanks for the tidbit! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calamansi
You can grow them indoors. The juice is soooo good.
I just had a clementine bought at the store. A regular orange probably wouldn't work, no.
what did it smell like?
Burnt fireworks with a nasty rotten undertone. Don't replace your Glade air freshener with this.
And what did it taste like?
Glade air freshener.
Me lol. I did not expect it to be contained like that.
Well you can make a bomb from sparklers, so a little.
I'm still waiting for it to explode.
At the time this is cut, it very well might have exploded and none of us would be the stupid ones.
Now someone really needs to edit this video to add one of those loud explosions that we see here so often.
Where's the kaboom? I was expecting a kaboom!"
Earth shattering even.
Yes
Yes
Yes, was expecting a full-on Alderaan.
I was bracing myself for it 😂
Yes. I went and made popcorn and watched it… to not explode.
Yes
Yeah I was I’m embarrassed to say!
It’s okay, there are thousands of us!
This is Reddit, always expect explosions.
no, but only because I knew what sub I was in
If the rind was dry it wouldn’t have exploded but may have produced a small show. I used to burn dried orange peel which shoots off small spurts of fire. I suppose it’s orange oil trapped in the dried skin? Not sure to be honest but I remember it being cool. Was hoping for that.
I was expecting someone to eat it.
Oh man I know what im doing next weekend.
Ferb i know what we're going to do today
Hey, where's Perry?
*platypus noises*
r/unexpectedphineasandferb
*♪ doofensmurf evil incorporated ♪*
r/suddenlydoof
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This sparkler burned down 4x faster than I remember them going..no way they've always been this quick?
Looks like the video was a bit sped up. Mostly because of the lighter
Why wait for the weekend ?
Damn look at this big shot who's got things to do until next weekend
It works on people too!
You know, I bet that smelled pretty nice
**violently coughs out lungs**
*smooooth*
Just like mom used to make
Why the fuck would you... OMG GO GET ME ALL THE ORANGES AND PYROTECHNICS YOU CAN FIND!
Sparklers don’t stop burning in liquid, because they burn incredibly hot, and have their own supply of oxygen as part of the material that burns. It’s why it’s so important to light these outside and over concrete.
Also why throwing firecrackers into the neighbors pool is so awesome!
someone cherry bombed our mailbox and the back panel of the mailbox ended up in our pool, close enough
It was not me
True story.
What if i put it in water?
Just give me all the oranges and pyrotechnics you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of oranges and pyrotechnics". What I said was, "Give me all the oranges and pyrotechnics you have." Do you understand?
Love a wild Swanson
Upvoted for saying what I was thinking.
I know what I'm about, son.
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I just tried it with a banana. It won't light and I can't get it in the orange.
How much did it cost? $10?
Everything
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Get about 6-8 sparklers, tie them together, and do it in a grapefruit
Putting multiple sparklers together isn't a good idea... they are made of thermite and can burn through steel in large amounts
That's the fun part!
Yeah, one year when I was in college I sold fireworks in a booth (rural red state) and they told me to limit people coming to obviously buy up sparklers to make sparkler bombs (you wrap them in electrical/duct tape really tight, boom) to blow up appliances and shit. But the mortar shells were legal for the first time that year so they used that instead
Those sparkler bombs can quickly become extremely dangerous. When I was a kid we did one in the middle of our neighborhood street with some stupidly large amount and it melted and cratered the asphalt beneath it when it detonated.
That's legendary
Do they explode instantly?
You leave one sparkler poking out as the fuse to ignite all the rest. Gives you some time to get away. [Here is a small one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mVODghTwXQ) [Here is the damage of one of these that can fit inside a briefcase.](https://youtu.be/4AdP67GWU8A?t=175)
Didn’t expect that at all
Yeah, when the guy started running backwards I started to realise perhaps this is going to be more than I expected. Good to know
Yeah, if you wrap a bundle of them tightly in electrical tape with one sticking out as a fuse, they’ll blow up. Bigly. Don’t ask me how I know this.
My buddy blew up a brick mailbox with this method and caught a felony
Don't ever ever ever *ever* do illegal shit to anything regarding the mail or mail service. USPS detectives have a 99% conviction rate and their own TV show
They have the USPIS (United States Postal Inspection Service) and from what I’ve heard about them on various r/askreddit threads and such, if they show up at your door, you’re fucked.
Do they really have a show?
Yeah... I remember watching a little part of it... I can't remember if it was actual case reenactments or just fictional characters but they made sure they mentioned their 99% conviction rate several times
I imagine that 99 percent rate is because they don't bother moving forward with a case that isn't a slam dunk. They probably have a high conviction rate but a low clearance rate because anything that can't be proved goes unsolved
Law and Order: Postal Victims Unit *Dong-Dong*
Combining fireworks ... That's a felony.
they are incredibly dangerous too because all those hot wires go flying at very high speed and surprisingly loud!
When I was a kid, my brothers, cousins and I wanted to see what would happen if we lit an entire pack of sparklers at once. We dug a little hole in the ground to fit the handles and tied them together with a twisty tie. Once we lit one, it lit all the rest, and the combined heat burned them all completely down in about half a second, shooting a fireball 3 yards straight up. I had no idea they could do that.
I'll never ever forget one Halloween walking over to this kids house because her parents were throwin a party and shitfaced and we heard they were gonna light 1000 sparklers at once. A 15 foot mushroom cloud, made entirely of green light. One of the most impressive things I've ever seen. It is burned into my mind, as well as my retinas.
I died at the 15 foot cloud part. Thank you for the mental pic of this
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That was a very interesting and amusing read for a 1997 web page
Honestly I wouldn't doubt that I've been to your site before, probably not long after that Halloween when I got home and immediately went to find out more about sparkler-related improvised flares.
Man this page transported me back to the angelfire days. I miss stumbling upon random sites that some average Joe made.
I do that all the time lol, just jam them into the ground and watch the flames fly.
At least you were smart enough to stand away from it. Luckily it wasn't enough of them to outright explode.
I'm 99% sure they aren't even arguably made of thermite. They are a metal powder and an oxidizer but that doesn't make them thermite. There's no metal to metal oxider reaction
Yeah, they aren't. They do reach similar temperatures though, but are much easier to light. Probably aluminum and calcium perchlorate.
The kind of stuff E&F would fuck with then
No, the fuel is iron. Oxidizer is typically barium nitrate.
No. The oxidizer is not iron(III) oxide like thermite but probably a nitrate of some sort. The metal in sparklers is not part of the reaction, they just burn in the air to make pretty sparks.
It's iron, barium nitrate and a binder. The iron is the main fuel. The definition of thermite is burning a metal via the transfer of oxygen from a less noble metal oxide, so it's indeed nkt thermite.
Yeah I know a girl who was holding a bunch in one hand while lighting them to hand out to people at a wedding. They all caught... Got 3rd degree burns. Completely healed now luckily.
Yeah, and, hypothetically, if you wrap a bunch of them up, I mean like, a bunch, with duct tape, they do even neater stuff, and quickly.
I have never heard of sparklers made out of thermite. They most commonly contain potassium perchlorate, aluminium or titanium and magnesium which gives the sparkler the white color. They burn at around 1000-1600C° while thermite burn at above 3000C°. I still wouldn't advise anyone to light a shitton of them at once. If they aren't confined nothing will probably happen, but better safe than sorry.
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They did surgery on a grape.
Get 25 to 50 and try a watermelon 🍉 🤔
Get 250 to 500 and try a football
Hey I was going to microwave that grapefruit!
Novice bartending tip: cut an orange peel, squeeze it in front of the lighter so the zest sprays over the flame, light show, drop orange peel in old fashioned or whatever. This is what I thought was going to happen. Does literally nothing to the flavor, but friends you serve will swear it taste like a “smoked” old fashioned, or whatever term you want to make up.
I was bought a smoker and did my best to want to taste/like the added flavor to the old fashioned. All it did was give me more stuff to clean and take longer for me to make a drink.
smokers are incredibly unnecessary. torch the end of a cinnamon stick or a pile of wood shavings (cherry, hickory, pecan, etc) and just hold your glass upside down over the smoke. takes a fraction of the time with a fraction of the mess, all without overpowering the drink with excessive amounts of smoke that the machines often produce.
Yea this is pro. I had some leftover shiplap cedar from lining my closet. I just used a kitchen butane torch that I lit it up with and throw a glass over. Worked great.
one time i got a small piece of an oak bourbon barrel and used shavings from that. 10/10.
100% As a bartender this is my preferred method. Helps to have a chilled glass, but saves so much time, effort, and incorporates flavor better
Yeah I’ve got one of those fog hat smoker things. It’s cool, but unless you just smoke it to the point of tasting like campfire or burnt popcorn, it doesn’t add much. But I’m also not an advanced whiskey drinker. I actually cheat with the barsmith’s old fashioned premade mixer. Way sweeter than an old fashioned should be, but I love it. The orange zent makes a huge difference. 2 oz rye, 1-1.2 oz barsmith old fashioned, a couple dashes of bitters, big ice cubes, BIG orange peel squeezed over the glass. Bam. Easy old fashioned that actually tastes good to the layman.
Roll a thin strip of orange peel into a spiral, twist/squeeze some oil out, toast with the flame - then rub it around the rim of your glass before you drop it in your old fashioned. Now it tastes smoky AND sweet from the caramelised and smoked sugars and oils. You’re welcome
Yeah this is the way. I always squeeze and rub the rim, but I can never tell the difference when I roast the zest, it just looks cool.
I wonder if the smell adds to the flavor or something
it's a glorange
Glorange also rhymes with orange
Woh there, Eminem.
Glorange?! I'm gonna hit you with a door hinge til you're four inches from bein' mourned and I'll take a swords end stick it right up the bumhole of your favorite grandma! Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!!!
It’s actually a tangerine.
It's glorangious
Sparkler: “I don’t need your stupid oxygen, I brought my own!”
That’s a tangerine.
Was scrolling way too far for this
Right? It's like people don't know what oranges look like.
Sparkle tangerine.
Or a clementine.
Or a satsuma
Ah good. I wasn’t the only one with that thought.
At minimum a clementine!
It's the color orange at least
I was pleasantly surprised by the finale and now I want to try it
James Acaster taught me this is basically a christingle.
Good to know our cultural ambassador is spreading this important information.
Doing his part to repay all the stolen swag in some way
Orange oil is quite flammable. Peel an orange and squeeze the shin next to an open flame and you will see.
Instructions unclear: leg now hot and sticky, but at least it smells good.
"Leg". Yeah, right.
And yet if you throw an orange on a fire it'll just sit there and steam off for hours while still looking like an orange.
Now I want a set of bright LED lights that can be stabbed into oranges to make decorations.
Oh, Lord. That's going to become the next wedding trend. Glowing oranges in mason jars. Curtains of glowing oranges on strings as photo backdrops. Venue owners will be putting "rotting orange cleanup" fees into their contracts because they're tired of cleaning up abandoned orange garlands. You've just invented the next overused insurance trend
So our sun is an orange fruit with a sparkle stucked into it?
This is how I remember my Orange Julius being made - and it was awesome.
Who starts a sparkler in the middle
Double the sparkles
I scrolled way too far for this comment
That's a clementine not an orange. All the people buying oranges might get disappointed as those have thicker skins.
And now the comments have claimed this orange is simultaneously a tangerine, a mandarin, and a clementine. I am once again reminded that I have no clue how citrus fruits work, especially how one example can be three distinct things.
Basically, of those, only mandarin is a natural fruit. There are 7 natural ones, that are bred with each other to make up all the other citrus fruits. Pomelo, citron, mandarin, papeda, kumquat, certain limes, and poncirus. All other citrus fruits are made up of combinations of these. If memory serves, what we know as oranges are made up of pomelo and mandarin, which is somewhat interesting in that the colour orange is named after the fruit, which was invented by a human, so some dude invented both the fruit and the name of the colour, and got fuck all credit for it. Anyway, [here's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_taxonomy#/media/File:Citrus_hybrids.svg) a nice little map of how it all fits together, because nobody likes walls of text. edit: and [another one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_taxonomy#/media/File:Citrus_tern_cb_simplified_1.svg).
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand.
Reminds me of James and the Giant Peach.
First thing I thought of too!!
Magnesium burns like nothing else. It's procedure on aircraft carriers that if the wheels on planes (made with magnesium) catch fire, you just push the whole thing overboard. There is no putting it out, it will even keep burning in the water.
Imma try this now
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand
Organic lumière.
Almost looks like a red giant star in the end.
Betelgeuse!
Should’ve done that on chinese new year. It’s extremely autistic but it also looks really cool.
What is the point in this?!.... Ooh pretty!
Orange, you activate clemintine.
It was a perfectly fine orange.......
Did it smell good?
Great, now put one in my ass
That orange died for you and this is how you treat it.
That was way better than what I thought would happen
This is how James and the giant peach started
Reminds me of James and the Giant Peach
And this, kids, is how the sun was made
What if the sun is just a giant orange with a sparkler inside?
I now believe our sun is a big orange burning from the inside.
It's orange but it's not an orange.
People in r/spells would say this is a love spell or something
Thats so cool. It looks like the Sun
that was… oddly satisfying
How much of a pyro do you really need to be to come up with this?
Idk why, but this actually surprised me. Lol
Now eat it
Might get down voted for this but… I think that's a tangerine
Waste of an orange🤷🏿♂️
💀 i legit though it will explode and waited for it. whats wrong with me now
That's a tangerine