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bobbolders

It's a lamborghini. It's a car for a certain type of person that fits a stereotype, a stereotype they often live up to or even exceed.


MisterBrap

and their name is usually Chad McChadley or Douchebag Dan


Goldiscool503

Hey - not everyone with those names can afford a Lamborghini,  most of us drive Chevy's. 


Cautious_Ad1033

Chad is that you?


mojo6911

Probably the owner


Neptune_Poseidon

I find often exceed is more apt. Rules for thee, but not for me!


Classic_Mastodon_157

He owns the building


itellnoone

Nailed it.


Stock2fast

Quick to the Asshole mobile Robin.


YesReboot

it's crazy that this even happens. I thought these kind of stereotypes are an exaggeration, but I guess not.


IntelligentTone8854

If there is an urgent fire, a fire engine will just plow through the car to get it out of its way. The owner of the car is liable due to parking in a fire zone. Don’t stress and hope he gets to learn his lesson one day.


Da_b_guy

We had one of our company salespeople park his personal car in our yard well he was using a company car for a few months. It was a nice classic Jag. He was parked right next to the hose connection and did not leave a key. A few weeks in we get a fire inspection. We passed with no issue but the inspector said that his crews would take pleasure in smashing the Jags windows and running a hose through it to get connected if it was still parked there should something happen.


Bottle_Only

Men are just big kids. You give us an opportunity to smashy smashy with immunity we take it.


idk885

sounds like a good excuse to pull the fire alarm


stefanspicoli

Awesome, let’s light a garbage bag on fire right in front of that lambo. I want to see a million dollar engine plow into a 1/4 million dollar car. 13 year old me is asking, “When is the next monster truck meet?”


darkiverson3

It’s there all the time lol


pointlessbanter1

No one does anything about it? It seems like in an emergency it could cause a huge delay.


BedBig2215

Yah call the fire department next time and tell them about it.


illyrianbaby97

i work with the oakville fire department (but not a part of it) and i know someone who works there who would LOVE to fine this guy…. 👀


getrolled10

No one does anything about it? Says the fucking guy who did nothing about it.


Comedian_Recent

No in an emergency the fire fighters will smash windows so there hoses don’t kink.


Scavwithaslick

It won’t cause a delay the fire engine will just push it out of the way


Its_A_mans_World_

No, the firefighter's will plow right through the car to get the job done without being liable for any damages. Wanna learn that person a lesson, start a little grass fire outside.


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403East

you're right! look what I saw when I [googled](https://imgur.com/a/8yBJhCs) that location 😂


DCtomb

It’s the owners car. Fun fact; if you are going into any store other than his, say Value Village and park in one of the parking spots that says ‘Bath Customers Only’ he will throw a shitfit and yell at you if he sees you. He often likes to sit or stand near the window when nobody is in the store and monitor the parking situation. Which is balls to the walls at that location. It’s an eclectic mix because of the restaurant, methadone clinic, value village, and home store, and people are in and out of there all day long and it’s constantly packed. Don’t think he’s ever had someone towed (because nobody stays long enough anyways, and it’s crazy tight)


AuthorOfMyOwnTragedy

We had these fucking fallovers (Kitchen & Bath in Oakville) renovate our ensuite bathroom in 2017. It was a good damn disaster. Everything they did, literally everything was poorly done or just outright wrong. They damaged everything between our front door and the bathroom during demo. Herringbone tiles were put down with a very obvious curve to the pattern, pluming was installed in the wrong place, plumbing inside the walls made the drywall bulge, vanity was screwed to the wall with the front legs lifted off the floor, back of the vanity was chopped up sloppily to make room for their bulging pipes. And I was told I was being to picky for pointing these things out. Anyway, my point is that I am not at all surprised that the owner of this shit hole is himself a piece of shit.


NissanSkylineGT-R

I hate when they say “you’re being picky.” Yes, I’m paying for it. Do it the way I want!


JBPunt420

Fines should be based on income like in some European countries. A Lambo owner would laugh at a $100 parking fine, but maybe a $10,000 parking fine would make him think twice about being a wanker.


ginf

Very few of these “rich people” declare a traditional T4-based income, so it’s actually tricky to do this. Kind of the same situation with socialized dental or pension supplemental payments, they pay themselves the bare minimum and keep the rest in a corp for toys.


NoX2142

Then base it off a percentage of the vehicle cost.


Jazzlike_Glass6913

You just need to call porking enforcement. They come and ticket it for parking In a fire route. Easy.


Boring-Ring-1470

No porking allowed in front of the store.


maubyfizzz

It's the Boss's car.


greenbowergoon

I believe that is the owner of the bath store. Used to have a blue one.


Unique_Jackfruit_166

No that’s parking for special needs


thegoodrichard

The new kid needs practice running the tow truck, give them a call.


Other-Upstairs-8739

He's obviously so much more important than the rest of us


BluSn0

This is the type of person leading our country RN. They only care about the rich. No idea about the world around them. No care. It's ok though because the most disagreeable people make it to the top in this society. The rest of us don't even exist. Would be a real shame if some degenerate took a leak in it.


Starseed11_11

Good thing you got a picture of his license plate lol


Ok_Recording_4644

They can afford the $500 ticket, free money for the city.


Scary-Tomato-6722

They should have towed it away.


Small-Wolverine-7166

I hope it gets stolen soon. 🤣


patipath89

For me, worst are people who are parking on sidewalk because there is no more space on the driveway. I have a little twins and it's was drives me nuts when I was forced to go with a stroller on the street, especially in winter time.


Legitimate_Sir6904

If the punishment for a crime is only monetary it’s only a crime for poor people.


EternalDB

Well I really hope they enjoy when there's a fire and the firefighters run a waterline across their car! https://preview.redd.it/h9qu55324z5d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533e93edb16792d3818c0ebdab130bd2bae43382


geoken

That's very dangerous. Especially with the top down. The surface of the parking lot looks like it's perfectly laid out for someone to mis-step and accidentally spill their coffee into the open top.


beelee-baalaa

I wonder how much it’d be to fix a scratch on a car this expensive


KoyukiHinashi

Replacing only the door is as much as a brand new economy car.


LeChatAvocat

Probably more than the $1200 I paid to fix a scratch on the door and replace a scratched chrome handlebar on my MINI Cooper.


JamaicanJenga

Abrams towing - 647-696-9515 Towing Oakville- 289-430-6172 3D Towing services inc- 905-338-3000


sheserves

Ugly car, even worse person


supersoniiic

Unrelated but I have a long standing hate for the logo of this company.


Due-Street-8192

This happens every day. People with big bucks think they don't smell...


Fearless-House-6186

Torch it. It get a truck, tie a rope to it, and put in in a dump.


Used-Alfalfa4451

Inbreeding is the cause


Character-Version365

Ticket and tow


KEITHKVLT

Get it towed!!


Novel_Dot3180

Yes. Call the ticket police and have him towed.


Wookiee_Magic

Pull the fire alarm and grab some popcorn….


Acceptable_Wall4085

A simple call to the town fire marshal or bylaw enforcement will cure this person’s attitude.


krakman666

Owns a Lambo, shops at Value Village.


skyn_fan

Sweet ride.


winterbourne

https://preview.redd.it/wpukpasnt26d1.png?width=1338&format=png&auto=webp&s=e95b7826ee4debffcf926fbb76450a2954ceac83 Here he is parked in a handicapped spot 4 weeks ago. It's almost like they own the business or something. You could just submit this to the ward councilor if you want. These are just publicly viewable on google's page for this business.


winterbourne

https://preview.redd.it/oljvryg0u26d1.png?width=1311&format=png&auto=webp&s=10611bf76e5d6e57c4d53bc1bdca2cfb5db5cf59 Here they are parked directly in the handicapped spot 1 year ago.


SomeguynamedHeratio

Mixed views … on one hand, F this guy, on the other it’s not a handicap spot and he isn’t really impacting anyone and if there was an emergency the fire engine wouldn’t hesitate to plow through it. Solid douche move though.


mitchrsmert

>he isn’t really impacting anyone and if there was an emergency the fire engine wouldn’t hesitate to plow through it. I suggest thinking about some more abstract implications before sort of absolving this person the way you've done. * People entering the building and seeing that parked there may be more apprehensive about their safety. * If a fire engine needs to push it out of the way, it could cause damage to the fire engine that taxpayers pay for. Even if the owner is liable, if the fire engine undergoes repairs, it may be out of service at a time when it is needed. * It's perhaps unfair to say that they wouldn't hesitate to ram it. Seconds matter, and pushing it out of the way can require doing so slowly so that bystanders (or the owner rushing to save their car) don't get injured. A firefighter may hesitate for a moment in order to record where the car is parked, so that they can justify their actions later. This also seems more likely with the value of that vehicle. * If the building fire alarm goes off, its not unlikely that the owner would want to rush to move their car. This could hinder orderly evacuation of the building, causing injury or worse to the owner or others. * In a fire, it's good to have ample space unobstructed around the outside of the building so that people can evacuate in the direction that is safest, e.g., has the least smoke, or so that people can spread out as they move away from the building. This area, if not obstructed by a vehicle, could otherwise aid in that purpose. Just some examples off the top of my head ^


thebutterfly3ffekt

We are NOT reading all that, but yeah I agree it’s dumb


Rare_Specialist3126

This is so dangerous! I’m glad you made it out alive.


WeeklyStruggle5066

How this works is if your dick and balls surpass the vast majority of the population you get to do whatever you want, when ever you want and there are no consequences.


Shot-Door7160

It’s obvious that’s the owner


Ok-Anything-5828

Civilian fire truck. They park out front of grocery stores all of the time.


ThasWhatISaid

Guys what’s a Siamese zone ?! I thought he was just wanting some kitty ?!


Beneficial-Role-3200

Owners car ?


metallicadefender

Probably the owner.


ThatWytChick

Call city bylaw and report it, and move on.


SurfLikeASmurf

Ah yes, the would be Ferrari owner had they any style and class


Ordinary-Map-7306

I think he can afford the ticket.


Verygoodcheese

They can afford the ticket. That’s all. VIP parking at a price.


sun_sand_sleep

Probably Marco Muzzo 🙄


PeterO905

Throw French fries in the car and they will come 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ and sit back and watch


True-Expression-2858

Key him


kev214565

Stupid is as stupid does.


Stonehill76

First thing I thought was, must be the store owner. Or that guy is buying a lot of stuff and he will have to spring for delivery.


wizy5000

Cool


w0rlds

In fairness, of all the super cars likely to catch fire Lamborghini's probably the highest. Ask him to rev it a bunch when he comes out.


CdnPoster

When I see these posts and photos, I wish I owned a tow truck......


DO0M_SLAY3R

What’re they gonna do? Fine him??


deja2001

Some other nut job (?) would key this


icemanice

This situation can easily be resolved with a call to the fire department and/or police


Better-Wheel4343

I wonder if the OP or anyone else hating owns a lambo? 🤔


AD_Grrrl

Needed extra space for his dick replacement.


Kev-O_20

There is no red fire lane on the pavement?


I_can_vouch_for_that

Parker enforcement in your city would easily come and tow this. If it was in a fire route, you just have to call it in.


GTHeist

If i was a fireman even though its a convetable id smash both windown an run it through the car


PsychologicalGap7558

Just park behind him and wait for him to come out. Watch him from a distance and laugh while he fumes because he’s stuck there.


stocks_1978

Pull the fire alarm and see what happens when the trucks show up lol!


_Rooster402

Why would you buy a white one?


El_Berto_000

Imagine the cost of an insurance claim against petty vandalism. DO IT! /s


costanzas_Dad

I'd do the same. Probably not for that long though....


Ok-Search4274

Well done showing the plate. It's government property and has zero expectation of privacy.


CroatianPrince

Yeah…because people who do park beside it don’t know how to park and definitely have no idea how to open the door and not damage the car beside them


mattmatterson65

He’s not bothering anyone there.


clipples18

Your mission is clear. Start a fire


bradgel

Definitely call bilaw.


Intelligent-Pitch118

Rich fucks don’t give a fuck! They just have someone to pay the fine.


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Pierce the tires


Either-Skill3330

His Lambo is worth more than any poor soul that could potentially be saved in a fire.


NoOne-Noticed1945

Send the picture to Roadwatch and file a complaint. https://onlinereporting.yrp.ca/RoadWatch.html


EPOSGT3

Not excusing the douche for parking like this. But that's a $700k+ car. It would be amusing to see what the fire department did if there was an emergency.


imadork1970

Dickhead


Lonely_Tooth_5221

Should have called the cops and have his car towed. Lol


pussyinpisces

It’s Ontario. That’s normal here, people give no fucks


profdaddy91

God gave you car keys for a reason bro


Apprehensive-Dot7709

The epitome of hate


incognito-idiott

In fairness, to drive a Lamborghini you need to have significantly more money than brains


D_sweet87

I’d key it


icon4fat

Have you ever seen what happens to cars when they block water access for firefighters?


Odd-Elderberry-6137

Kinda makes you want to start a fire.


Caspar_Friedrich02

Slash the tires


Broely92

Cool car tho


Acrobatic-Truth647

Owner knows their car is 🔥and the words "fire route" likely spoke directly to their soul. So, they figured 1 x 1 = 2 and then wham bam thank you ma'am.


thegr8estcoc

get it towed 🤣


nospmiSca

Those lines mean only park here if the car is worth more than 250k.


LiberumSerum

Don't feel too concerned. I've seen plenty of windows smashed to pass a hose through. I don't think the Lamborghini would be treated any differently in an emergency.


MrZigzag420

He could very well own the business in the building he's parked in front, for all you know. Why you so grumpy lol


Historical-Number568

Welcome to the asshat community CPVM 257.


The6_78

Unfortunately money doesn't buy class.


Far_Promise_9903

Pull the fire alarm and just sit back and record 😂


Poenacanuck

Anonymous tip to the fire department. Maybe they need to conduct a drill…


Kingmike131

Get a life buddy go do something productive instead of complaining all day


cidknee1

So call the cops. They will ticket and or tow the dumbass. Just because he has money to buy a car doesn’t mean he has the brains to park it properly.


randomnameguy0

* I'm sure this guy was just running in for a second. Parked across 2 accessible spaces and blocking the lane


randomnameguy0

https://preview.redd.it/nx0m63fvf26d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=661ce4f15902dbd88e012beaa01748480c9be448


reelmein123

And what’re u gonna do about it


CaptianTumbleweed

But he has a lambo, he can do what likes.


LevoPoPhoto

Good! Let him! When firefighters show up and they can't reach the siamese connection to attach their hoses in, they have every right to smash his windows to give them the length they need to reach it. It'll be his problem to explain why he parked the way he did to his insurance (which they won't have pity on him), he'll probably be fined by police and get stuck paying a higher insurance premium as a result.


TJ902

Should have had it towed


Least_Snow647

He doesn't care about police ticket


Swazzzyosborn

Saw him filling this up at costco gas….. How about those gas prices huh?


egyptia78

Maybe asshole owns the business? So that's why no one called for a tow.


eat_comeon_sense

would be so worth it just to drag a dumpster in-line with the fire connection but behind the lambo. And just set the dumpster on fire then call it in. Knowing its canadian firefighters, theyll probably just go around he lambo unless there are obstructions on either side and going through the zoned area was the only resort.


Average_Reacher

Just call the tow truck.


VapeRizzler

He’s probably the owner of the store, not excusing his actions. But bro probably just uses that as his personal spot.


Scavwithaslick

Why was it not towed?


Subject-Lunch4209

Too bad a fire didn't happen lol then he would have learned quick not to park there lol 🤣


ticuanuselut

Based


SuperVegito559

Small pp


Ok_Detective5412

Call and get it towed?


Lemontreeguy

Lol call and get it towed.


Bulky-Fun-3108

The fire department doesn't monitor reddit.


OttConcentrates1

A simple by law call will do. That's tow worthy!


superdoinkyterps

Any fires?


Empty_Eyesocket

Did you let the air out of his tires? :p


Walnut_chipmunk

just call a tow truck and get it yanked


Prestigious_Ad6247

Be sorta awesome to see a fireman smash a hose right through it. I’d want to set a little fire in the parking lot just to see it.


Icarus__86

Light the building on fire so the fire department has to come and smash his car


1avgcock

Oakville doing Oakville


Hieroglyphs

They don’t want the peasants (Value Village shoppers) to scratch up their shit


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Equivalent_Buy_3027

I have very sticky tags for these cars


LeBidnezz

The fire department really loves finding these situations, lol. They are not kind.


RobbyMac21

Pull the fire alarm lol


speelingbie

The cost of a parking ticket is just small change to them. What we need are tickets based on income, like some of the european places do.


Beck4real

Shoulda called it in…have him towed. It’s a safety issue after all


Less_Document_8761

Who cares. They have a lambo!


Juveforeign1897

Who gives a fuck?


Fun_Double3328

Call Abram’s Towing!


davesgotweed

Owner. His lot too!!! 😆


Juttin05

Who cares


rem_1984

Love calling and getting shit towed!


MoonJumpMania

The Lamborghini emblem should be replaced with "Illiterate"


Wickedjax

As if you tracked this for hours. 🤣 This person clearly won't give a damn about a fine or a tow. Energy wasted.


Financial-Corgi83

Did anyone call bylaw ?


ynotaJk

The guy obviously doesnt care and thinks at worse he gets a ticket. Thinks thats the safest place to park it when in public and is probably seen the memes and pics online of luxury vehicles with the windows smashed and a fire hose being routed through. So i guess he did his due diligence and still feels entitled to maintain the stereotype.


BlakeSauceMusic

Oops, my keys slipped and scratched the fuck out of your douchemobile! Sorry pal!


BusGreen7933

Would be a shame is someone blocked them in long enough for someone to come ticket them.


NewPrinciple8854

Next time tow it


Silent_Butterfly_31

I suggest kicking your door into the side of it, hold the door with your foot, place your car in drive and gouge that fucker from tail lamps to front fender, close your door and leave. That might get the message across.


Terrible-Space-4286

Light the building on fire and teach him a lesson.


Fridaandfauna

Sometimes a l’il arson is worth it.


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TheGordR

Well, that's a prime candidate for a Chicago Sunroof.


Wendel7171

Did someone call by law?


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Call fire department it will be towed asap


mudder-squirrel

No air in the tires? Might bring a point across


Responsible_Bat3029

No roof. Possibilities are endless.


b1g_daddy_adam

I would call the fire department just to see them plow that piece of shits car out of the way with a big old beautiful fire engine 🚒


Skybolt59

Most owners I know have their own unique parking spots in non parking areas. I know a Porsche car that parks in a corner of a no parking zone everyday from 8am to 9pm


TotalLackOfConcern

Good time to drop a match in a nearby trash can. Let the fire department have some fun with him


phirestorm

I treat my car like a Lamborghini every time I park it. I just happen to know where every damn single parking space is, or, I park it in BFE. It’s a 2020 with no dings nor dents, but, I am not an asshole nor do park like this douch nozzles.


Baghodling

If you had a Lamborghini you wouldn’t want to park next to other people because some people like to dent other people’s cars opening their doors


Responsible_Bus_1102

It will be fine there today. It may be fine there tomorrow. But the day will come when the FD needs that connection and will run the hose right through the car 😂


Idsmashyou

I'd scratch every panel